Finally...

[Rebel]

Assalamu alaikum,

Sooo... I signed up yesterday n was left wondering why I hadn't received an account activation thingy... aaand, I just realised that I entered a wrong email address :X So... er, yeah. That's why my intro's just a liiiittle bit late :-[

Cheers, Alpha Dude <_<

So, what do you lot wanna know about me :><:? I don't know what to say :X

[Rebel]

zAk, thanks.

What do you mean :><:?

Alpha Dude, are you feeling alright akheeeee :X?

[glo]

Welcome to LI, Rebel.

Perhaps you could start by telling us what makes you rebellious. :D

[Rebel]

Cheers, glo.

Oh, everything. Just ask akheeeeeeeeeee Alpha Dude <_<

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[glo]

Are you two friends and know each other outside the forum?

[Güven]

Welcome Akhee!


we are not strict! :raging:

[Tony]

Welcome Akhee!


we are not strict! :raging:

......... mostly, but I can think of one sister that will shrink you to the size of a grain of salt if u upset her.:D

[Yanal]

How is your name greeeeen before blaaaaaack?:p

Welcome any friend of Alphas is mine,just make sure you add the "Dude" when you refer to him because we are brothers from a big dynasty.

[Zico]

Welcome :raging: Muahahahahahahahhahah!!

Once you get to know us inshalla,

You'll be like: :D

Then me like: <_<

Then you like: :ooh:

Then me like: :laugh:

Then you like: :?

Then me like: :giggling:

Then you like: :(

Then me like: :coolious:

Then you like: :muddlehea

Then me like: :skeleton:

Then you like: :scared:

Then me like: :nervous:

Then you like: :hiding:

........Oh well

:threadclo

Sorry always wanted to do that :p

[Yanal]

So you mean you want to be a moderator,you can always apply though I doubt they are accepting any at the moment,but even though do not get your hopes up.


Btw which forum are you from Rebel?

[S_87]

I don't know what to say :X

:sl:

wow cant believe it :X

Welcome Rebel :D

[Raudha]

:sl:
Welcome brother. I don't think you need it though because I'm sure brother Alpha Sr has it all under control. I'm sure you will enjoy your stay here as long as you don't try to rebel against us :coolious:

[Faith.]

:sl:
Hey welcome to the forum Rebel.
Hope you have benifical stay here!
:welcome:
:w:

[aadil77]

......... mostly, but I can think of one sister that will shrink you to the size of a grain of salt if u upset her.:D

yh me too :D

[Sister_Zee]

Salaam

I can’t believe my eyes :ooh:

What did AD bribe you with to come here?

Lol just kidding :D

Hmm rebel? I don’t think so, you have been domesticated :p

Welcome bro!

~ ML

[Rebel]

BTW, you lot... ignore everything Alpha Dude has to say about me. This akh gets paid to ruin my rep.

Welcome Akhee!


we are not strict! :raging:

Obviously not. Now put the sword down :X

......... mostly, but I can think of one sister that will shrink you to the size of a grain of salt if u upset her.

Might aswell tell me who she is, innit :><: Oh, you're from Bradistan. My favourite place on Earth :D.

How is your name greeeeen before blaaaaaack?

I have contacts :X

It's alright, I won't even be referring to him as "Alpha Dude" from now on :D.

I was on FOI.

Zico, that's very interesting, what happened next :><:?

wow cant believe it

You again <_< I've changed, orite?

Raudha, we'll have to see about that :X

Sister_Zee :ooh: He held a gun to my head :cry:

Hmm rebel? I don’t think so, you have been domesticated

I wonder if Mrs. Rebel agrees :X

Thank you all!

[Rebel]

Akhee 'amoodeh, eh <_<?

BTW, the smilies here are boring <_<

[glo]

I agree, Rebel, the smilies in TMZ are more FUN ... but then there is more to a forum such as this than simply posting smilies ... :rollseyes

[Rebel]

TMZ?

But a life without good smilies isn't worth living :><:

[Rebel]

Well, I could always call you Tarla :statisfie

And here's where the "yap" smilie would come in handy <_<

Maaaan... these emos are so badly deformed, it's scary :X I mean you can't even grin without feeling like a complete dope (I really really hope they weren't made by the boss).

zAk, boss... could you please do something about it :><:?

[Rebel]

What's a Massari <insert shrug smiley>?

I don't have it n dunno how to describe it... maybe Sister_Zee or amani can help :><:

Oh, I dint notice the blink :D

[Rebel]

What's one o' them :X?

[Rebel]

I don't recognise Beavis... you sure you don't mean Juliet :D?

Man, where's the ahbal smilie when you need it...

[S_87]

You again <_< I've changed, orite?

thats not even possible :raging:

i think i know which emoticon u mean in my head but dont know where it is :? but found this :lol: it would so come in handy:

[Rebel]

Why not?

I can't see it! I think Photobucket is blocked here or summat... I can't access it.

[Rebel]

:ooh: Astaghfirullah... ridiculous.

I can't see that one either :cry:

[ژاله]

Welcome rebel!!:Dlooks like you know a lot of people here!great!

[Rebel]

Cheers, Malaak.

Yeah, unfortunately <_<

Why's my avatar gone black all of a sudden <_<?

[Rebel]

Yeah, zAk :D

ZAK, do not listen to Alpha Dude... ignore his suggestions.

And please ban him for editing my post <_<

[Rebel]

Yes, it's a tribute to you <_<

[Rebel]

Get ready to ban Alpha Dude, admins...

[Rebel]

:ooh: C'mon, zAk... do your job <_< That was the pic I was gonna choose for his avatar :D...

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Welcome Brother Rebel. You seem as masculine as Dudette though, are you related?

[Yanal]

Bro Rebel you are acting foolish,we know Alpha so good we can never think to ban him,he has contributed a ton and is a mod,thus his word right now is stronger then yours. What do you mean contacts?

Btw I am the bosses apprentice in training :shade:...

[ژاله]

Rebel, how come you are green,when u have just 24 posts and you can edit ur posts as well?i am confused:hmm:

[ژاله]

this thread is cool though,as opposed to formal introductory threads:coolious:

[Ibn Abi Ahmed]

Been a while since we had such an awesome intro thread. Welcome to the forums, Rebel. :D

[Yanal]

Actually mine was the best,but it was deleted with that stupid glitch..:(

Btw Bro can u clarify rebel being a full member already?

[Rebel]

Welcome Brother Rebel. You seem as masculine as Dudette though, are you related?

Thank you Sister Hafsah. Watch your mouth, sunshine.

Alpha Jr, you don't seem to know Tarla well enough :X

Malaak, I'm equally confused :D

Abd al-Rahman, thank you.

[Al-Zaara]

Selam aleykum,

Welcome! Long time no see. :D How's life? InshaAllah you and the Mrs are doing well!

What happened to FOI?

[Rebel]

Wa alaikum assalam,

Thank you :D All is well, alhamdulillah... you?

No idea :X

[Al-Zaara]

Wa alaikum assalam,

Thank you :D All is well, alhamdulillah... you?

Elhamdulillah, everything's great. :D You are allowed to buy me a graduation present! :-[ Ask the missus for present tips. :D

[Rebel]

You graduated? Mabrook :D! What are you studying/planning to study?

What if I don't wanna get you one?

[Al-Zaara]

On Saturday I will, inshaAllah! Thäänks. :D International law and human rights, inshaAllah!

No one asks you what you want. :D

Are you still working a lot like a maniac?

[Rebel]

Sounds boring, but good luck :X

No one asks for gifts either :D

Almost, I'm not such a control freak anymore n have learnt the art of delegation so that's made things just a little bit easier at my biz :D but I did go back to lecturing at uni after swearing not to... and I regret it like hell.

[Al-Zaara]

Haha, thanks! Sounds good to me if you find it boring. ;D

Well don't buy then! Geez. :cry:

Elhamdulillah sounds good you're growing as a person. Hmm, that's bad about the lecturing. Can't you just leave again?

[Rebel]

Only a boring person would find that sorta stuff interesting <_<

I wasn't planning to :X

Nah. Not now at least... it's almost the end of the semester, but I am planning to leave (for good this time) once it's over, insha' Allah...

[Al-Zaara]

Shurrup nerd. <__<

InshaAllah, you'll really do that then... ;D

[Yanal]

But boss that isnt fair......

Btw how is my femine picture?

[The Ruler]

Welcome.

[Yanal]

Rebel you must rebel against our ruler for your position!

[Bint-Al-Islam]

Salam Alekum
Welcome to LI... May u benefit from this site Inshallah :)
Enjoy ur stay :D

[crayon]

What an interesting intro thread... Welcome to the forums, akhi!

[Rebel]

Thanks all :D

[Yanal]

Bro I think you should post more to at least at least show that you indeed are worthy to be a full member without being one,you have been privaleged so take advantage of that.

[BlissfullyJaded]

:sl:

^ Oh he's worthy...we know he is.

I just figured out you're here and who you are. :skeleton: Talk about clueless, eh? Anyways, so cool that you joined. Enjoy yer stay inshaAllah.

[Yanal]

Who is he ?

[S_87]

Who is he ?

hes a really well known person and has like loads of sell outs worldwide :omg: but really shy about giving his real identity for some reason :mmokay: :?

[Yanal]

Is he you ? Considering you were once Kajoor ?

[Yanal]

Its getting me anxious! Is he cooler than you ? Or Boss ?

[Yanal]

Really ?

[S_87]

Really ?

yeh really :phew

[Yanal]

How many people dont know him ? Guveby do u ?

[S_87]

How many people dont know him ? Guveby do u ?

i dont know who knows and dont know him...have you got his autograph? because whoever does, knows him whoever doesnt just doesnt know who he really is

[Güven]

How many people dont know him ? Guveby do u ?

Ofcourse I know him , You don't ? :skeleton:


Now you must be kidding me!

[Yanal]

But do u ?

No..:X

[Rebel]

What's going on here

?

About bloody time, Jawharah

Thank you <_<

[BlissfullyJaded]

:sl:

Pay attention, and you'll figure out what's going on.
You're lucky you got a welcome from me at all, uncle.

You're welcome. <_<

[Rebel]

There seems to be some sort of a commotion out here but I don't get what it's all about :><:

I see you haven't changed

[S_87]

oh we were talking about some guy...why do you want his autograph too?:><:

[Rebel]

Depends who he is :><:

How come you get to be invisible :mmokay:?

[S_87]

I don't think he'd like you

:mmokay: yeh true

plus you have to queue up cos there seems to be a long line

because i am invisible

[Rebel]

He's a legend!

That makes us family :X

amani, he's that important :X?

Howww :enough!:?

[S_87]

Yeh couldnt you tell theres members who are gutted they dont know him? You should be too!

im not telling you:raging:

[Rebel]

That must feel awful. May Allah help them :><:

I know how to do it now :D

[Rebel]

I'm sure you do :X He does sound like a great guy.

[Yanal]

Everyone on this thread is making me feel like Guven in the staff room-thats a simile(or metaphor) I am not in the Alpha Dynasty any more,you can have rebel if you want! I am creating a zAk dynasty and am in it.... May Allah make you guys guided and meet us in heaven.

@ Rebel are you really rebel ?

[Rebel]

What do you mean am I really rebel?

[Yanal]

Nvm.....

[Rebel]

LOL, okay... Tarla just told me you think me n him are one n the same :D Man, this is hilarious :X

Along with Alpha Dude, amani, Jawharah, Al-Zaara and Sister_Zee all know me from another forum too. Some have known me for over 5 yrs, some know one or two of my relatives too, and all have seen my pics. If you still think we're the same person, you can go quiz these lot about us :D

Psh... no wonder you were acting strange all this time <_<

[S_87]

LOL, okay... Tarla just told me you think me n him are one n the same :D Man, this is hilarious :X

he figured it out!!!

Yes Alpha Jr, they are the same person :D
Alpha/Rebel stop confusing people :rolleyes:

[Rebel]

LOL... I knew someone was gonna come n say that :D

Go do your homework <_<

[AabiruSabeel]

^oh ssjkakarot :D You are multi-dimensional (for lack of a better word)

[Rebel]

LOL

Tarla, you should take it as a compliment

[Beardo]

Okay wait wait, I'm confused. So is Alpha Dude and Alpha Jr related or something?

[Rebel]

No, we're not :D





Sorry, Tarla. I couldn't help it :X

[Beardo]

Okayyyy.... :?

I can see that getting used to all these usernames and distinguishing each one is going to be quite difficult...

[Yanal]

:sl:
Uuh rebel why did u answer Alphas question ? *suspect* And no we just great bros.
:sl:

[Rebel]

eHafiz,

Well, to make things easier for you... Alpha Dude n Rebel are the same person.

Alpha Jr,

Cause I am him, innit...

[Yanal]

:sl: Alpha Sr u allowed 2 accounts ?

[Rebel]

Yeah, I s'pose I am...

[BlissfullyJaded]

Oh man. Oh no. You're now adding Alpha Dude as one of your personalities? Does that make you Fairy too..? :X

[Yanal]

Fairy Dude:D

[Rebel]

Oh man. Oh no. You're now adding Alpha Dude as one of your personalities? Does that make you Fairy too..?

Fairy Dude

I won't take that, Tarla :X

You're not meant to say the 'F' word, people :><:

[Yanal]

Im not Tarla! And your name is Talha.

[Rebel]

I wasn't referring to you up there...

And my name is Tarla.

[Yanal]

Really ? How come ur MSN addy says talha ?

[Rebel]

That's my nickname.

[ژاله]

^what???you are alpha junior or alpha dude?

[Rebel]

I'm Alpha Dude, innit... didn't think I'd get caught out that quick, but oh well :mmokay:

[S_87]

aaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa Alpha seems to love talking to himself from this other Rebel account huh:mmokay:

first sign of madness that is

[Rebel]

Not exactly madness... just boredom :><:

[Yanal]

:sl:

Seems like some members think me(Yanal) and Alpha Dude are the same people but we are not,neither related except I love him for the sake of Allah. Hope that clarifies doubt.

:sl:

[S_87]

:sl:

Seems like some members think me(Yanal) and Alpha Dude are the same people but we are not,neither related except I love him for the sake of Allah. Hope that clarifies doubt.

:sl:

:sl:

thats fine. but rebel and alpha are the same and just tryna confuse everyone :raging:
hes even calling himself tarla, what an insult :rollseyes

[S_87]

^ Shh, let's not go on about it. I'm lucky I've not had the Rebel account banned yet. :phew

now that would be funny

[crayon]

^What would be even funnier would be both accounts being banned... :p

[Sahabiyaat]

9pgs to an introduction!
wooooo.

[Güven]

oh , a Fusion?


Alpha Rebel !

[*charisma*]

Assalamu Alaikum

hahaha

multiple personality disorder? :D

fi aman allah
w'salaam

[*charisma*]

Assalamu Alaikum

ohhhhh I dunno, just my women's intuition...you know. I think you should invite your other..."friends"...this would so become the best* thread on the face of this earth :ooh:

fi aman allah
wsalaam

*Best could also be interchangeable with craziest and all other synonymous forms of crazy :D

[Güven]

who is cassanova ?

[*charisma*]

Assalamu Alaikum

I hope you're not talkin about THE massari :X, btw massari means money in arabic :D

Alpha, bro...you're a whack job :cry: It's ok...I'm sure you fit right in with your group of friends though :D

Edit: I take that back...even Ghost sounds normal-er than you :ooh:

fi aman allah
w'salaam

[Güven]

Guveypoo, Casanova is meant to be some kind of romantic hero. :><:

yes, I know what a cassanova is. :hmm:

I am asking who it is....

[Güven]

no no there must be a mistake, I didn't see any Casanova character in this thread. :><:

[*charisma*]

assalamu alaikum

*charisma*, oh it be THAT Massari. There is only one true Massari.

I don't know if I could trust you anymore..I mean, all this time here I thought there'd always and forever be just ONE Alpha Dude, and then Rebel comes out of no where...it's like I don't even know you anymore...who are you really? :cry:

:ooh: :ooh: :ooh: omg, and wait until your mum finds out :ooh:

Your 'name' should be replaced with 'unidentifiable source' in every post..it'll be like a warning/safeguard for those who would try to look up to you as their hero and risk getting their hopes crushed :cry:

Ghost has issues, though. :><:

Ohhhhhhh, and you don't? :mmokay:

fi aman allah
wsalaam

[Yanal]

That character Guven is me,brotherly love:).

[Güven]

No, since you are Alpha Jr and zAk II , it couldn't be possible that it's you. :><:

[Yanal]

:sl:

Is there a possible chance you are going to heaven ? A possible chance you are a good person inside and love me ? If all those answers are yes then so is this one.

:sl:

[Yanal]

:sl:

Aamirsaab ?

:sl:

[Yanal]

:sl:

Dangit was trying to avoid that,but you are Rebel meaning Rebel is an Alpha which defines me as cool:shade:. Great thinking,eh ?

:sl:

[Yanal]

:sl:

Due to circumstances and some changes I now declare Rebel a Legend! :shade:

:sl:

[crayon]

Yanal, maybe you should change your name to Rebel Jr?....:><:

[S_87]

ahahaha! ;D Noooo, the OTHER legend. I'll spell it out. It's R E B E L! Rebel. :bump1:

:lol:

Will the real and only Rebel (with no other names :rolleyes: ) please stand up?

AlphaJ if ur confused read his other posts on other parts of the forum and see if it sounds like what u already no about the members you *assume* him to be:X

[ژاله]

i dont understand if alpha dude was joking,then why did other members claim to know rebel and welcomed him like they knew him for years? was alpha impersonating someone from some other forum??anyway this thread is one of the funniest threads on LI:D:D:D:D
i admire alpha for his sense of humor:D:D:D

[Yanal]

:sl:

Being part of his Dynasty I know,he either blackmailed them,posted in the other members name or he really took a real name from a forum everyone knew. But on the staff section it probably made an automated thread "Double login" or something like that and everyone played around.

:sl:

[S_87]

Alpha Rebel, if you/both of you blackmailed me then what for? I want money for my silence :?

[Yanal]

:sl:

How could he blackmail you without notifying you ?

:sl:

[S_87]

:sl:

How could he blackmail you without notifying you ?

:sl:

ur the one that suggestd blackmail :enough!:

[Rebel]

I'm Alpha Dude and Rebel too. :><:

[S_87]

I am Rebel and Alpha Dude. :><:

I thought you gave the Rebel account to..... :><:

[Tony]

I am Rebel and Alpha Dude. :><:

eh !!! why arfe you two people alpha rebel

[Yanal]

:salamext:

It was his choice to try that trick but unfortunately I revealed its deep sacred secret.

:sl:

[Rebel]

There's:
- Massari (a superstar baldie);
- Ghost (sleeps in used coffins and stuff);
- Cassanova (a "roses are red, violets are blue" kind of guy);
- Beavis and his best friend - (Rebel knows him well).
- Not to forget Romeo and Juliet.

You forgot Moody Jinn :><:

I take that back...even Ghost sounds normal-er than you

Thank you. I am normal-er than him.

I didn't see any Casanova character in this thread.

That's cause there is no Cassanova character, innit...

Ohhhhhhh, and you don't?

Thank you.

I now declare Rebel a Legend!

Thank you.

Will the real and only Rebel (with no other names ) please stand up?

Hi.

then why did other members claim to know rebel and welcomed him like they knew him for years?

Maybe cause they do know him :X

I'm Alpha Dude and Rebel too.

Ghost :><:

Alpha Dude is insane, people... how could you possibly confuse me for him :hmm:?

[S_87]

Alpha Dude is insane, people... how could you possibly confuse me for him

so are you the same person now or have you become two different people :><:

[Rebel]

You still think Alpha Dude n Rebel are different people :><:? What have I been saying all this time?

[S_87]

:enough!: im confused now

this must be the longest intro thread for real :bump1:

[Rebel]

Khalas, we're the same person.

It is Rebel's thread after all :X

[Rebel]

Khalas

Oops, I think I just gave myself away there :X

[crayon]

^There's an edit button for a reason, you know!:p

[Rebel]

You shoulda spoken earlier :enough!:

[AabiruSabeel]

The next one's with 103 replies, for Ferrari1981

But there's this one http://www.islamicboard.com/introduc...y-brother.html with 138 replies.

[crayon]

But there's this one http://www.islamicboard.com/introduc...y-brother.html with 138 replies.

SubhanAllah, what a thread..imsad

[Yanal]

And there was mine intro more longer,but I cannot seem to find it since the glitch:><:

[S_87]

And there was mine intro more longer,but I cannot seem to find it since the glitch:><:

you probably got like 12 replies :statisfie

[Rebel]

Wow... sad thread :><: Allah yir7amah w yu7sun ilayh.

Pfftt... 12 pages full of rubbish :X

[ژاله]

^exactly;D;D;D

[Rebel]

Don't forget, you participated at some point <_<

[Sister_Zee]

:sl:

Finally indeed I can post in threads like these :exhausted

<_< I'm not going through 12 pages, start over :p (I don't know if this smilie is actually showing its tongue or just happy lol)

[S]So the question reamains is rebel Alpha Dude or is Alpha dude rebel?[/S]

^ cool idea with the text as you wish smilies :D

[Yanal]

^ Alpha was here first so he is Alpha Dude Rebel.

[Rebel]

Sister_Zee, ahlein... ygoolun: men 6awwal il gheibaat jaab il ghanayim :D

Just a load o' rubbish, that's all... no need to go over it :X

Alpha Dude = Rebel :><:

[Sister_Zee]

:sl:

Alpha jr has a point there. :D

*takes a bow* was in 7abs ilbosts aya ghanayem? :p and even if I did have some why should I share? <_<

Alpha Dude = Rebel

Being unsure is not a good sign :X

[Yanal]

Well I am Yanal and thts for sure!:)

[Sahabiyaat]

oh my lord....is this thread still going on........

[Al-Zaara]

Dudette needs a life. *sigh*

(And a new blog with a new name. :D)

[Beardo]

oh my lord....is this thread still going on........

I know, seriously :exhausted

[Yanal]

It should be closed...

[The Ruler]

(And a new blog with a new name. :D)

Ditto that.

[Yanal]

How did that come in Ruler SR?

[zanjabeela]

It should be closed...

No! How dare you suggest such a thing! This thread is tribute to the monumental Legend who is the Rebel Jinn!

(Being the one who gave you the name Moody Jinn, I feel I can take the liberty to give you another name :D)

:sl: and welcome!

And a great big gigantic welcome to Sister_Zee, too! Where is your intro thread, hon?! :wub:

:w:

[Rebel]

Lady... bird. Not you again :enough!:

How've you been, grandma :D?

You're a bit late, but thanks :D

[zanjabeela]

Lady... bird. Not you again :enough!:

How've you been, grandma :D?

You're a bit late, but thanks :D

Yes, me again :D
Who are you talking to :><:
I am a bit late :-[ but considering how long this thread has gotten, I figured it was ok to give it a bump.

You said it :><: That's one step ahead :P

What's that, now? Don't you start. :raging: