Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

['Aleena]

The great Urdu Adab!!!

Lucknow me do bache lar rahe thay...

1st: Dekhiye agar aap hamari baat nahi manenge to hum aap k walid-e-mohtaram ki shaan me gustakhana kalimaat pesh karengay.

2nd: Toh huzoor phir hum bhi aap k rukhsaar-e-mubarak pe aesa tamancha baja laengay k gaal gulab k manind khil uthayenge...

[Abu Zainab]

^ That was hilarious. Best Urdu joke ever!

[Huzzy_786]

Sallams,

Lols made me laugh for onces :P

;)

[tw009]

Polio kay Qatray pilanay wali team nay pathan kay ghar ka darwaza khatkhatya.
Pathan bahir aya or team ko dekha or apni begum ko Awaaz dee, "Begum Bandook or Kartoos kahan hain?"
Polio team yeh sun kar bhag gai.
Pathan un kay pechay gia or un ko pakar kar kaha... Dartay kion ho yeh mery bachon kay naam hain :X

LOL awwh I love pathans. they're too cute :giggling:

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[tigerkhan]

^ OMG.... i never like this narrowness that i am pathan and i am pujabi.
but i remember hum log being Hindku speaker, university ma pashto speaker doston ko buhat tang kartay thay...ek din hum log bathay thay to hum ny kaha "bato gadhay or pathan ma kia chezeen ek jasi han......" lol
ek nay kaha; donon kay bachay baray khoubsorat hotay ha,
2nd bola; bary ho ka kar donon transportation kay kam aaty han (mostly pathan in Pakistan do transport business)
and i sadi; donon Pushto boltay han...............................................
i remember is bat pay hum dost buhat dar tak hunstay rahay or phr hum log humesa pushto walay doston say pouthay that ka butao na gudha (donkey) kon si zuban bolta ha....lol


PS. its just only a joke and i just share as a fun. otherwise i do respect and like our pushto muslims brothers alot.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

and i sadi; donon Pushto boltay han...

iska kya matlab hai?

[tigerkhan]

is ka mutlab ha ka donkey speak in pushto or u say pushto is language of donkeys...

[Innocent Soul]

Ek Truck dusre Truck ko khinch raha tha. Yeh dekh K SARDARJI haskar lot pot hoke gir pade aur bole:
Ek RASSI KA TUKDA UTHANE K LIYE 2-2 TRUCK!!


1 ladke ne Salatul Hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua? :)

Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye

['Abd Al-Maajid]

1 ladke ne salatul hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "ay allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua?

Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye

lol! ;d;d;d;d

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Ek shaadi me baar baar paani pesh kiya ja raha tha.
Ek Hyderabadi pareshan hokar bola, "Chicha, paani atak gaya hallaq me, thodi Biryani milegi?" ;D

Ek sardar ko phansi ki saza hui,

Judge: Koi aakri Khwaaish?
Sardar: haan.
Judge: Kya?
Sardar: Meri jagah tu latak ja! ;D

[Innocent Soul]

Sardar english ke paper mein fail ho gaya,

because he translated the sentences like below:

Q1. Main aam admi nahi hon
A. I’m not a mango man

Q2. Sarda or garma fruit hain.
A. Colda & hota r fruits

Q3. Mujhey bhi english aati hai
A. English comes 2 me also

Q4. do aur do chaar.
A. give and give four.

Q5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hai
A. I belong 2 green pur thousanda

After the sardar came to know that he failed in eglish.

ye kese ho sakta hai. It's unpossible

[tigerkhan]

Q5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hai
A. I belong 2 green pur thousanda

OMG cant believe it.
do u know where is this Haripur Hazara...its my hometown...and i am sure only few pakistani members know about this city. lol
from where u copy this joke..?

[Pure Purple]

Ek 80 saal ke bade miya ne shadi ka add newspaper me diya...
Kuch din bad letter aya..
dada is umr me rishte nahi farishte aate hai

[Tilmeez]

Doctor to Pathan: Motapay ka aik hi 3laj hay, Subah Sham sirf aik hi roti.
Path: Doctor Sahib, Yeh roti khany say pehlay khani hay yaa baad main?

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ ...and that pathan was Tilmeez...;D

[Pure Purple]

Height of commitment....
Santa Exam me 5 min me paper de kar jane laga
Teacher: kya hua paper me kuch likhne nahi a raha hai?
Santa :woh Baat nahi hai mam, mujhe kal ke paper ki padhai karni hai

[waji]

جیل میں کوئی پٹھان سے پوچھتا ہے کہ تم یہاں کیسے پہنچے
توہ وہ کہتا ہے کہ بنک ڈکیٹی کی وجہ سے
بنک تو لوٹ لیا تھا
مگر پیسے جمع کروانے اسی بنک میں رک گئے

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ Waji! After a long time, my friend.

[Pure Purple]

2 cockroach ICU me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the....
Pehla cockroach "kya 'Baygon se...?
Dusra:Nahi re Paragon se...

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ HAHAHAHAHA ROFL ;D;D;D;D :giggling:

[mdakhan]

Pyaar to humein bhi karna tha par kuch khaas nahi hua Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha par afsoos ke loan pass nahi hua

[Pure Purple]

Newton's first law of "Badtamizi".......
Every Badtamiz continues to do badtamizi until and unless tamacha or sandal with a velocity of 9.8 m/sec^2 is impressed upon him bu a beautiful girl.
This force is called "BEIZZATI".
Which is directly proportional to "SHARMINDIGI"
But "Awarapan" remains constant.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ Due to that impulse at that moment the value of awarapan declines exponentially decreases until it is zero and remains so until some different forces act upon the subject and he is induced by them.

[Tilmeez]

^ Due to that impulse at that moment the value of awarapan declines exponentially decreases until it is zero and remains so until some different forces act upon the subject and he is induced by them.

Bhai yeh Urdu ka thread hay bray meharbani Urdu Istimal karain. Angraizy allow hay magar Aatay main Namak jitni :X

Newton's first law of "Badtamizi".......

Bohat Aala... dosra or tesra qanoon bhi biyan karo.... :p

[Tilmeez]

Zoo say 3 gahay farar ho gay hain....
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Aik Akhbar Pard raha hay....
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Aik TV dekh raha hay....
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Tesra?











Aray Tum nahi ho bhi...
Hamesha ulta he socho gay...

Tesra mill nahi raha :X

[Tilmeez]

^I thought you'd say "teesra ye post likh raha hai" :P

Never heard of that but yes there has been a similar joke where it says "Teesra ye post 'Pardh' raha hay".

Layken Yeh joke tamam ulta sochnay walon kay liay sabaq hay :p

[Tilmeez]

پٹھان لندن کی ڈبل ڈیکر بس میں سوار ہوا تو کنڈیکٹر نے اسے اوپر بھیج دیا.
تھوڑی دیر بعد پٹھان دوڑتا ہوا واپس آ گیا.
کنڈیکٹر نے پوچھا کیا ہوا.
پٹھان: مروائے گا کیا، اوپر تو ڈرائیور ہی نہیں ہے
:raging::skeleton:

[Tilmeez]

دلی معذرت دوستو. تھریڈ غلطی سے بند ہو گیا تھا.
غلطی کا ازالہ ایک اور مسکراہٹ سے کرنے کی کوشش کرتا ہوں

ایک آدمی کا ایک کروڑ کا انعام نکلا. کمپنی نے سوچا اگر اس آدمی کو اچانک پتہ چلا تو اس
کو ہارٹ اٹیک ہو جائے گا. لہٰذا پٹھان کو بھیجا گیا کہ اس شخص کی دماغ سازی کرے
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پٹھان: بھائی اگر تمھارا ایک کروڑ کا انعام نکل آئے تو تمھارا ری ایکشن کیا ہوگا.

آدمی: میں آدھی رقم تم کو دے دوں گا
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باقی لطیفہ آپ کو بتانے کی ضرورت نہیں ہے . پٹھان بے چارا ہارٹ اٹیک ہونے کی وجہ سے
مر گیا
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[Pure Purple]

Take chit in the exam,show to your nearest teacher &win free trip to Principal's office & enjoy 3 years Holiday at home.
Hurry offer valid till exams.

[Pure Purple]

Air hostess to LALU:
Sir,are you vegetarian or non vegetarian?
LALU:I am an Indian.
HE:no sir,are you shakahari or Mansahari?
LALU:Hatt ,I am Bihari.

[Pure Purple]

Study in exam
tm:6'o_Get up
8:breakfast
11:thinking to score 80%
Afternoon;lunch &sleep
Evening-tea and thinking of 60%
After dinner:ya allah bas pass ho jau.

[Pure Purple]

Height of depression
Engineer was filling job application form then he came to salary column
Expected?
after thinking for a while
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Yes:embarrass

[tw009]

Study in exam
tm:6'o_Get up
8:breakfast
11:thinking to score 80%
Afternoon;lunch &sleep
Evening-tea and thinking of 60%
After dinner:ya allah bas pass ho jau.

LOL

That's me for sure.

[Innocent Soul]

Ek din ek khargosh gosh ki dukaan par aaya aur dukanwale se pocha 'yaha gajar milte hai kya?'. Dukaanwale ne kaha 'nahi yaha sirf gosh milta hai'. Khargosh chala gaya. Khargosh ne dosri baar bhi yehi kiya. Dukanwale ne gusse main aakar use warning di ke agar wo next time aaya to uske dant tod dega. Khargosh jab theesri baar aaya to dukanwale ne uske dant tod diye.
Khargosh phir se dukanwale paas aaya aur pocha 'yaha gajar ka juice milta hai?'

:giggling:

[Pure Purple]

Ek din ek khargosh gosh ki dukaan par aaya aur dukanwale se pocha 'yaha gajar milte hai kya?'. Dukaanwale ne kaha 'nahi yaha sirf gosh milta hai'. Khargosh chala gaya. Khargosh ne dosri baar bhi yehi kiya. Dukanwale ne gusse main aakar use warning di ke agar wo next time aaya to uske dant tod dega. Khargosh jab theesri baar aaya to dukanwale ne uske dant tod diye.
Khargosh phir se dukanwale paas aaya aur pocha 'yaha gajar ka juice milta hai?'

:giggling:

LOL
:haha:
are safiya wo gosh nahi balki gosht hai

[Innocent Soul]

fakeer -ALLAH ke naam pe kuch de do
Kanjoos admi 100 ka note dikhate Hue 'kya tumhare paas 50 ki change hai?'
Bhikari khushi se 'ji ha'
kanjoos :To pehle wo kharch kar lay :D

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ :lol:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Safiya 1 again.

[tw009]

Ek din ek khargosh gosh ki dukaan par aaya aur dukanwale se pocha 'yaha gajar milte hai kya?'. Dukaanwale ne kaha 'nahi yaha sirf gosh milta hai'. Khargosh chala gaya. Khargosh ne dosri baar bhi yehi kiya. Dukanwale ne gusse main aakar use warning di ke agar wo next time aaya to uske dant tod dega. Khargosh jab theesri baar aaya to dukanwale ne uske dant tod diye.
Khargosh phir se dukanwale paas aaya aur pocha 'yaha gajar ka juice milta hai?'

:giggling:

aww bichara Khargosh :(

[missy]

ek baar teen ants ek haati ko marne ka plan bana rahe thay...
1st ant: mein uska mu phod dunga!
2nd ant: mein uske dono tange tod dunga!
3rd ant: arey chodo yaar, hum teen hain aur woh bichara ek!

:coolious:

[Pure Purple]

Sochti hun

Ye Doulat

Ye Bangla

Ye Duniya bhar Ka aisho-aram

Sab chod kar kahin

chali jaoimsad

Lekin

Fir sochti hun

Pahle Ye sab Mile To sahi.:D:coolious:;D

[Pure Purple]

:?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Safiya 1 again.

Haan mai manti hun ki mere saath yeh tragedy hui thi lekin ye baat aap ko kaise pata chali....kahin aap ne mera account to hack to nahi kar liya.Admin kahan hai.meharbani karke is mamle ki chaan beeen ^o)karen

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ What's wrong with this computer engineering, girl?

[Haya emaan]

اٹکی ہوئی سوئی

ایک طالبعلم مضمون نویسی جیسے عام مضموں میں فیل ہوا تو سکول کے مہتمم نے اُستاد کو اپنے دفتر میں بلا کر اس طالبعلم کے اس قدر عام اور آسان مضمون میں فیل ہونے کا سبب دریافت کیا۔

اُستاد نے بتایا کہ جناب یہ لڑکا مضمون نویسی میں اصل موضوع سے توجہ ہٹا کر اپنے ذاتی افکار کی طرف لے کر چلا جاتا ہے، اِس لیئے مجبوراً سے فیل کرنا پڑا۔

مہتمم صاحب نے اُستاد سے کہا ٹھیک ہے کوئی مثال تو دو تاکہ مُجھے پتہ چلے کہ تمہاری بات صحیح ہے؟

اُستاد نے بتایا، میں نے اِسے موسم بہار پر مضمون لکھنے کو دیا تو اِس نے کُچھ اِس طرح لکھا: موسم بہار سال کا خوبصورت ترین موسم ہے۔ کھیت کھلیان سر سبز اور ہرے بھرے ہوجاتے ہیں۔ ان کھیت کھیلانوں کے ہرا بھرا ہونے سے اونٹوں کیلئے چارے کی فراہمی بہت ہی آسان ہوجاتی ہے۔ اونٹ خشکی کا جانور ہے اور بھوک و پیاس کو صبر کے ساتھ برداشت کر لیتا ہے۔ اسکے پیروں کی بناوٹ ریت پر چلنے کیلئے بہت اچھی ہوتی ہے، اسی لئے تو اسے صحراء کا سفینہ بھی کہتے ہیں۔ بدو اونٹوں کو نہایت پیار اور مُحبت سے پالتے ہیں۔ اونٹ نا صرف دودھ اور گوشت کے حصول کیلئے پالا جاتا ہے بلکہ اس سے ہر قسم کی بار برداری اور آمدورفت کیلئے ایک جگہ سے دوسری جگہ جانے کیلئے سواری کا کام بھی لیا جاتا ہے۔ اونٹ ایک پالتو جانور ہے اور ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ اور اس طرح اس طالبعلم نے اصل مضمون اور اسکے عنوان کو بھلا اپنی ساری توانائی اونٹ کی غزل سرائی پر خرچ کی۔

مہتمم صاحب نے اُستاد سے کہا، نہیں میں ایسا نہیں سمجھتا، اصل میں تُم نے عنوان ہی ایسا دیا تھا جس میں موسم بہار کی سرسبزی اور شادابی کا تعلق زراعت اور حیوانات کے پالنے وغیرہ سے بنتا ہے۔ ہو سکتا ہے یہ طالبعلم اس مشابہت کی وجہ سے اصل موضوع کو بھول کر کسی اور سمت میں چلا گیا۔

اُستاد نے کہا، میں ایسا نہیں سمجھتا، ایک بار میں نے اِسے جاپان کی مصنوعات اور ٹیکنالوجی پر مضمون لکھنے کو دیا تو اِس نے کُچھ اس طرح لکھا کہ؛ جاپان ایک ترقی یافتہ مُلک ہے جو اپنی مصنوعات اور خاص طور پر اپنی کاروں کی مصنوعات اور برآمدات کیلئے پوری دُنیا میں مشہور ہے۔ کاریٰں پوری دُنیا میں انسانوں کے سفر کے وسائل کے طور پر استعمال کی جاتی ہیں مگر بدو اپنی آمدورفت کے وسائل کیلئے اونٹ پر ہی انحصار کرتے ہیں۔ اونٹ خشکی کا جانور ہے اور بھوک و پیاس کو صبر کے ساتھ برداشت کر لیتا ہے۔ اسکے پیروں کی بناوٹ ریت پر چلنے کیلئے بہت اچھی ہوتی ہے، اسی لئے تو ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔

مہتمم صاحب نے اُستاد سے پوچھا، کیا تمہارے پاس ان دو مثالوں کے علاوہ بھی کوئی اور مثال ہے؟

اُستاد نے جواب دیا، جی ہاں جناب، اِسے آپ کوئی سا بھی عنوان مضمون لکھنے کیلئے دیدیں، یہ ایک سطر اُس موضوع پر لکھ باقی کا مضمون اونٹ کی مدح سرائی پر لکھ کر پورا کرتا ہے۔ ایک بار میں نے اسے ایک ایسا عنوان دیا جس سے اسکا ذہن اونٹ کی طرف جا ہی نہ سکے مگر اس نے تو کمال ہی کر دکھایا۔ میں نے اسے دور حاضر کی بہترین ایجاد کمپیوٹر پر مضمون لکھنے کو دیا تو اِس نے کُچھ یوں لکھا کہ؛ کمپیوٹر دورِحاضر کی مفید ترین ایجاد ہے، شہروں میں تو اس کے بغیر زندگی کا تصور ہی محال ہوتا جا رہا ہے مگر بدوؤں کے پاس کمپیوٹر کہاں سے آئے۔ اُن کے پاس تو اونٹ ہوتے ہیں۔ اونٹ خشکی کا جانور ہے اور بھوک و پیاس کو صبر کے ساتھ برداشت کر لیتا ہے۔ اسکے پیروں کی بناوٹ ریت پر چلنے کیلئے بہت اچھی ہوتی ہے، اسی لئے تو ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔

مہتمم صاحب نے مدرس سے کہا، تم اس طالبعلم کو فیل کرنے میں حق بجانب ہو۔ ٹھیک ہے تم جا سکتے ہو۔

طالبعلم کو اپنے فیل ہونے پر بہت غصہ آیا، اُس نے وزیرِ تعلیم کو ایک خط لکھ ڈالا۔

جناب وزیرِ تعلیم صاحب، السلام ُ علیکم و رحمۃ اللہ و برکاتہ

میں آپ جناب کے علم میں اپنے اوپر ہونے والے ایک ظُلم کی روئیداد لانا چاہتا ہوں۔ میں اپنی جماعت کے ذہین طلباء میں شمار ہوتا ہوں مگر اس کے باوجود بھی مُجھے فیل کر دیا گیا ہے۔ جس پر میرا صبر اونٹ کے صبر جیسا ہے۔ کیونکہ اونٹ خشکی کا جانور ہے اور بھوک و پیاس کو صبر کے ساتھ برداشت کر لیتا ہے۔ اسکے پیروں کی بناوٹ ریت پر چلنے کیلئے بہت اچھی ہوتی ہے، اسی لئے تو اسے صحراء کا سفینہ بھی کہتے ہیں۔ بدو اونٹوں کو نہایت پیار اور مُحبت سے پالتے ہیں۔ اونٹ نا صرف دودھ اور گوشت کے حصول کیلئے پالا جاتا ہے بلکہ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ میں آپ جناب کے علم میں مزید یہ بات بھی لانا چاہتا ہوں کہ اونٹ کی کوہان میں وافر مقدار میں پائی جانے والی چربی اونٹ کیلئے کئی دنوں کیلئے طاقت اور تونائی کی فراہمی کا ذریعہ ہوتی ہے۔ اونٹ کی آنکھوں کی مخصوص بناوٹ اسے صحرائی ریت کے بگولوں اور اندھیوں میں حفاظت کا باعث بنتی ہے۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔ ۔
میری آپ جناب سے التجاء ہے کہ مُجھ پر ہونے والے اس ظلم کا سدِباب کریں بالکل اسی طرح جس طرح آجکل کے دور میں اونٹ کی کلیجی کے سندوئچ کھانے کا فیشن بڑھتا ہی جا رہا ہے اور اس عادت کے سدِباب کی اشد ضرورت ہے۔

[Abu Zainab]

^ LOL...that was hilarious....and you know what...camel shawermas are delicious

[Haya emaan]

never ate camel shawarmas.... i think i should try thn..
only tasted camel kababs they are awesome...

['Abd Al-Maajid]

اٹکی ہوئی سوئی

ایک طالبعلم مضمون نویسی جیسے عام مضموں میں فیل ہوا تو سکول کے مہتمم نے اُستاد کو اپنے دفتر میں بلا کر اس طالبعلم کے اس قدر عام اور آسان مضمون میں فیل ہونے کا سبب دریافت کیا۔
.....................;باب کی اشد ضرورت ہے۔

The post is too lengthy...and in urdu...:(

[Pure Purple]

sister muslim haya
aap ka yeh latifa padh kar kuch yaad a gaya
baat darasl un dino ki hai jab hum school me the.Aur English ka paper tha. Hame composition aya tha usme 3 option the.shuru ke do option jo the woh to bilkul bhi meri samajh se bahar tha ekdam bouncer (sir ke upar se):heated::?
phir teesra option tha Bad Company^o)
hmmm..halanki maine yeh lafz pahle kabhi nahi padha tha lekin mujhe kafi asan sa laga.Maine usko break kiya...BAD=bura,ganda aur company=Karkhana
Bad company=ganda karkhana.Mai khush hui akhir mujhe samajh me a gya.
Phir kya tha maine bhar bhar kar kharab karkhano ke bare likh diya.Matlab jo illegal tareeke ke business hote hain aur pata nahi kya kya...
Phir paper check hua aur ma'am sabko paper dekhne ke liye diya mai hairan rah gayi.0 marks
ji nahi yeh karnama anjam dene wali mai pahli nahi thi puri class ne kuch ajeeb sa likha rakha tha.kuch ladkiyon to had hi paar kar di unhone gandigi ke bare me likha ke karkhane ko saaf suthra rakhna chahiye...
sab ko zero mile..kuch hoshiyar-chand ladkiyon ko chod kar..
ji nahi yeh koi 3rd ya 4th std ki baat nahi hai balki 8th std ki baat hai.

phir ma'am ekdam gusse me boli tum logo ko abhi tak BAD COMPANY ka matlab nahi pata.kaisi class hai ye:anger:
phir unhone hame bataya ki BAD COMPANY ka matlab hota hai Buri sohbat:statisfie

[Haya emaan]

Mashriqi wife

husband: aj khanay may kiya pakao gi?
wife: jo ap kaho.
husband: daal chawal bana lo
wife: abhi kal hi to khaye hain
husband: to sabzi roti bana lo
wife: bachay nahi khaingay
husband: to cholay puri bana lo
wife: mujhay heavey lagta hay
husband: anday aloo bana lo
wife: phir subha nashtay may kiya khao gay
husband: parathay
wife: raat ko parathay kon khata hay
husband: hotel say manwa laitay hain
wife: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
husband: kari chawal
wife: daal nahi hay
husband: mattr
wife: us may time lagay ga pehlay boltay aap
husband: maggi bana lo us may time nahi lagay ga
wife: us say pait nahi bharayga
husband: phr ab kiya bnao gi
wife: jo ap kaho..:)

[Innocent Soul]

^ :haha:

I wanted to give reps but can't :mmokay:.

[Pure Purple]

I wanted to give reps but can't .

Kam-az-kam tumhe reputation system samajh me aaya tumhe dena aata to hai.Mujhe Reputation System hi samajh nahi aaya.:anger::(

[Pure Purple]

Man:Sir my wife is missing.
Postman:Ye post office hai,police station nahi.
Man:Kya Karu?Khushi ke mare samajh me nahi a raha kaha jau ?kya karun.;D;D:D

[Pure Purple]

Originally Posted by Computer Engineering is my hobby lol lol lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Safiya 1 again.

Mujhe is ka jawab chahiye.
Brother Admin Mujhe is ka jawab chahiye.Mai aap se admin zAk=zakariya walide abu yahya se pooch rahi hun.aap ke dost ko ye baat kaise pata chali.?please answer

[Abu Zainab]

^ lol @ walide abu yahya

You see sister when you try to rep someone again after just giving them a rep you will receive this message. I don't know how many other reps you have to do before you give to the same person again though....maybe "walide abu yahya" can enlighten us on this one. So if the computer engineering guy got the same message, it doesn't mean he is a hacker.

I hope that helps you to calm down.

Your jokes are awesome by the way. keep em' coming.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

"Walide Abu Yahya" won't come here to reply. Intezar mat karo.

:lol: Good one, bro!

[Abu Zainab]

^lol

Then may we request walide yahya to answer that.

[Pure Purple]

You see sister when you try to rep someone again after just giving them a rep you will receive this message.

han par mujhe doosron ke reps ke baare to mail nahi milta??please koi to batao

[Pure Purple]

:mad::mad:

Walide Abu Yahya" won't come here to reply. Intezar mat karo.

aap admin kiyon bane agar aap memebers ko guide nahi kar sakte.
han aap ko members ke private messages padhne se fursat milegi tab aap aap bataenge na.k...mai khud hi is bare me pata laga lungi.:hmm:
Lekin mujhe us 46 post ke bare to aap ko batana hi hoga.kiyon mai 46 post me full member bani jabki 50 chahiye hota hai?^o)

[Pure Purple]

Your jokes are awesome by the way. keep em' coming.

jazakallah brother.

[Pure Purple]

MOM:Beta padhai karo.
SON:nahi mai job karunga.
MOM:nalayak 1st standard pass kake tum kaunsi job karoge?
Son:mai K.G ki ladkiyon ko tuition padhaunga

[missy]

You mean awful right?

He means awfully awesome! :p

just wanted to bump this thread!
:D

[nevesirth]

ok.....................

[piXie]

ok.....................

[Pure Purple]

Sardar In art gallery..
Sardar:Is bhayanak tasveer ko aap modern art kehte hai.
Dealer:Tum zayada deemag mat lagao.Ghar jao.ye Aaina hai.

[Innocent Soul]

Please someone post any jokes :X. I want to laugh imsad.

[Pure Purple]

lijiye aap ke liye paish hai..

;D;D

[Innocent Soul]

:giggling:

:Alhumdill :D

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

^
LOL LOL LOL...............just wait and watch.
ab to pic upload karungi...........
is par to ko reps milna chahiye..
par nahi de sakti.:hmm:

['Abd Al-Maajid]

You have a higher res for this pic? It can act as my profile pic on fb. :D

[Endymion]

Forun rep points do werna :raging:



Attachment 4332



:giggling:

[Endymion]

Yup,this is to be set as your fb profile pic.The second one was my fb profile pic once.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Yup,this is to be set as your fb profile pic.The second one was my fb profile pic once.

It says, "mujhe nazar lag jati hai, is liye PIC nahin LAGTI". It should read, "mujhe nazar lag jati hai, is liye PIC nahin LAGATA" if I have to keep it as my profile pic. :embarrass

[Endymion]

Lagta hey me ney Bacho ko dara diya :embarrass

Kia karoo bhaee.

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[Pure Purple]

Lagta hey me ney Bacho ko dara diya

Kia karoo bhaee.

.................

yeh pics kahan se upload kiya apne?

[Endymion]

It says"Is liye pic nahi Lagaii

Which does not specify your gender so baoth genders can use this pic.The last word is "Hamza" not Tey".

[Endymion]

yeh pics kahan se upload kiya apne?

Those were my facebook profile pictures.Dunno from where my siblings copy them :hmm:

[Endymion]

Attachment 4334


^o) ........ :popcorn:

['Abd Al-Maajid]

It says"Is liye pic nahi Lagaii

Which does not specify your gender so baoth genders can use this pic.The last word is "Hamza" not Tey".

Still it is feminine, isn't it?

[alhamdulilaah]

Still it is feminine, isn't it?

No, it is not feminine. it says mujhay nazar lag jati hae es liyae pic nahi lagai >>>I get struck by evil eye, so did not paste picture.

[Pure Purple]

galti se urdu general ka post yahan post kar di .sorry.......:D

[salley]

:sl:

Absolutely brilliant :D

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

:haha:
Terrible English by PT sir:

1. There is no wind in the football
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. I have two daughters and both are girls.
5. Stand in a straight circle.
& the best one...
6. Why Haircut not cut?...;D;D

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

^
ye kya hai.meri to kuch samajh me nahi aya?:hmm:

[Endymion]

Jazib cloth house ka ad hey :D

Waha k suit khareed ker pehnne se Saima ka rishta Dubai k Engineer se pakka hoa gya :p


Goodness,i wrote a whole line for you in Urdu (Roman) ~sigh~

[Pure Purple]

^
phir to ye third class pj tha:raging:

['Aleena]

:sl:

It's not a genuine ad right?

[Endymion]

^
phir to ye third class pj tha:raging:

:skeleton:

:sl:

It's not a genuine ad right?

Walekum Assalam dear.
Nope Alee,its a genuine one :statisfie I had lots of ingenuous ads like this on fb but fortunately i cancelled my account :statisfie

[Pure Purple]

Alee

cku khu..emghhh......:giggling:
wo aleena hai.:skeleton:

[Innocent Soul]

Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI

Don't ask me the meaning of NAGORI :hiding:

[Endymion]

cku khu..emghhh......:giggling:
wo aleena hai.:skeleton:

:/:

Sardar: Doctor this bucket is broken will you repair it?
Docter: Stupid, Do you know who I am?
Sardar: Of course I know you are specialist in PLASTIC SURGERY NAGORI

Don't ask me the meaning of NAGORI :hiding:

Nagori Milk Shop :unsure:

['Aleena]

Nope Alee,its a genuine one

Then ROFL!

____

[Innocent Soul]

^ Yeah thoda 'broken english mein baat karne walo' type ka hai :phew. Isliye socha ki sab ko samajh mein nahi aega :hmm:.

:D

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

:haha:
bhains...............

[Endymion]

Bhens is not intrested in your smileys either :skeleton:


:D

[Pure Purple]

Santa raised his bat on 40 runs.
Dhoni :"Its not 50 or 100 yet"
Santa says "Tu chup kar barvhi fail.
Only A graduate can understand the importance of scoring 40"..

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ HAHA I truly understand the importance of scoring 40, i've scored some 40s too...lol ;D;D;D

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

:pPakistani fauji aise hote hai?;D

[Endymion]

Is sey bhi zayada Cute :statisfie :D

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Too difficult. :(

[Endymion]

[Haya emaan]

is that Punjabi language?

[Endymion]

Yup,now dont ask me to translate :skeleton:

[Haya emaan]

haha dont worry i guess i m understanding 80% :p

[Endymion]

80% is more than enough :bravo:

[Pure Purple]

[waji]

بہت خوب ویسے یہ دیکھ کر حیران و تعجب میں ہوں کہ کارڈ پر کراچی کا پتہ ہے

[Pure Purple]

Interviewer: Tell me opposite of good
Sardar jee: Bad

Interviewer: Come
Sardar jee: Go

Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar jee: Pichli

Interviewer: Shut up!

Sardar je: Keep talking

Interviewer: Get out!!

Sardar je: Come in

Interviewer: Oh God!!

Sardar je: O Devil

Interviewer: U r rejected

Sardar je: I m selected!!

Oye balle balley

[Endymion]

فرمابردار بیوی کیسی ہوتی ہے



شوھر: آج کھانے میں کیا بناؤ گی

بیوی: جو آپ کہیں


شوھر: واہ بھئی واہ ایسا کرو دال چاول بنا لو

بیوی: ابھی کل ہی تو کھائے تھے


شوھر: تو سبزی روٹی بنالو

بیوی: بچے نہیں کھائیں گے


شوھر: تو چھولے پوری بنالو چینج ہوجائے گا

بیوی: جی سا متلا جاتا ہے مجھے ھیوی ھیوی لگتا ہے


شوھر: یار آلو قیمہ بنالو اچھا سا

بیوی: آج منگل ہے گوشت نہیں ملے گا


شوھر: پراٹھہ انڈہ

بیوی: صبح ناشتے میں روز کون کھاتا ہے


شوھر: چل چھوڑ یار ھوٹل سے منگوالیتے ہیں

بیوی: روز روز باھر کا کھانا نقصان دہ ہوتا ہے جانتے ہیں آپ


شوھر: کڑھی چاول

بیوی: دھی کہاں ملے گا اس وقت


شوھر: پلاؤ بنالو چکن کا

بیوی: اس میں ٹائم لگے گا پہلے بتاتے


شوھر: پکوڑے ہی بنالو اسمیں ٹائم نہیں لگے گا

بیوی: وہ کوئی کھانا تھوڑی ہے کھانا بتائیں پراپر


شوھر : پھر کیا بناؤ گی

بیوی: جو آپ کہیں سرتاج

[Tilmeez]

اسکول کے پیچھے والی ندی میں پرنسپل ڈوب رہا تھا
پپو نے دیکھا تو زور زور سے چلاتا ہوا اسکول کی طرف بھاگا

"کل چھٹی ہے، کل چھٹی ہے"
:hiding:

[Pure Purple]

Sis endy Ye latifa sis muslim haya pehle likh chuki hain.:p

[Endymion]

Biology Help :skeleton:


P.S.And i hate it when my e-bro's and sis start talking like my real siblings :grumbling

[Tawangar]

Santa apni biwi ko bahut maar raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha, "kyun maar rahe ho?"

Santa bola: Doctor ne kaha hai, "isko dawa koot koot kar dena".
;D

[Tilmeez]

Biwi nay sohar ko phone kia: Kahan hain aap?
Shohar: Tumhain woh Jewelery Shop yaad hai na jahan tumhain Diamond set pasand aya tha?
Biwi khush hotay howay jaldi say boli: Haan haan mujhay yaad hay, aap Mashallah bohat zahin hain... I love you.. Main aaj aap kay liay Biryaani banaon gee.
Shohar: I love you too, begum, main us shop kay braber wali shop main baal katwaa raha hoon bus abhi aaya.
Biwi: Aray Yaad aya cooking oil khatam hay aap wapsi per Nehari laytay ana

[Endymion]

:thumbs_up for bivi.Tit for tat lool :giggling:

[Haya emaan]

واقف غم ، متبسّم ، متکلّم مگر خاموش
.
.
.
.
.
ایسی نرالی ہیں میرے پیارے بکرے کی آنکھیں

:p

[Abz2000]

i took it off in case someone takes exception

[Huzzy_786]

haha... That made my day... Good joke!

[Innocent Soul]

^ ^o) He could have spent some money in internet cafe instead of those bills of medical treatment:hiding:.

[Huzzy_786]

As people are posting images, I'd like to post a image too.

[Endymion]

[Signor]

^ kaliyaa bach he jaya ga

[Endymion]

[Tilmeez]

زندگی بہت قیمتی چیز ہے.

ایک چائنیزلکھاری لکھتا ہے

چیانگ چونگ شی پی ڈونگ ڈانگ
شنگ ڈوپنگ ٹی پی شی ڈونگ ڈانگ

صحیح کہا میرے تو آنسو نکل آئے.
:omg:

[Tilmeez]

Aik Shohar ko apni biwi kay her kaam main nuqs nikalnay ki aadat thi. Masalan woh anda obaal kar lati to kehta fri karna tha or aagar fri kar kay laati to kehta obaal kar lana tha.

Aik dinn biwi nay aik anda obaal kar or aik fri kar kay uss kay samnay rakh dia. Woh kafi daer dono andoon ko guar say dekhta raha or phir bola:


"Begum tum ko aaqal kab aiy gi..... Jis anday ko obaalna tha us ko fri kar dia or jis ko fri karna tha us ko obaal dia" :exhausted

[Periwinkle18]

^ omg lolz good one :p

[Tilmeez]

^ omg lolz good one

Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hay :p


Great Minds!
Aik pathan or Aik Sardar Pani peenay gay.
Cooler per Glass ulta rakha huwa tha...

Sardar: Yaar yeh Glass to ooper say band hay!
Pathan: Rehnay day bhai yeh neechay say bhi toota huwa hay:exhausted

[Periwinkle18]

^ omg pathan and sardar jee jokes again!!!

buh this ones funny :p ;D

[Snowflake]

^lol thanks those anda and sardar jokes cheered me up

--------------------------------------------
got this on eid


kaash tu mera bakra hota
to mein tujhko ghaas khilata
peyar se tere seengh hilata
aur poochta 'pagal kaun?'
to tu bolta 'meinnnnn meinnnn'

***

aik zabbardast jhagralu aurat apne shohar par baras rahi thi
woh bechara maskeen surat banaye chup chaap betha hua tha
biw boli ja rahi thi, 'tum insan ho ya chooha ho?'
shohar aajzi se bola, 'Begum mein insaan hoon. Agar chooha hota to tum is waqt thar thar kaanp rahi hoti.'


^lol so true

[Periwinkle18]

[TrueStranger]

LOL! kae wo Obama ka shakal ha? ;D

[Periwinkle18]

LOL! kae wo Obama ka shakal ha?

haha maynay note nai kia tha ab hansi arahe hai :p ;D

[TrueStranger]

haha maynay note nai kia tha ab hansi arahe hai :p ;D

Are you asking me if I'm laughing at your joke? I guess both the joke and the picture of Obama with a wig.

Jee ha, kia aap wo lateefa khud likha hai?

P.S. Maaf keejiye, mayra Urdu bhot acha nahi hai.

[Periwinkle18]

naiii fb say copy ki thee :p

its k meri bhe itni achi nai hai :p

[Al-bint]

salaam alaikum!

don't know much jokes but would like to share some auto/bus shairi:

"BMW ka baap,
Nissan ka nana!
Yeh Auto chala rha hai,
Raju deewana!"

one more:

"Dil do ek ko,
kisi neik ko.
Yeh cake nai hai,
jo diya jaye har ek ko!"

hope you find them funny!

wasalaam!

[Endymion]

[Periwinkle18]

[Snowflake]

iska keya matlab hai? mujhe to kuch aur hi shak par raha hai :uuh:

[Periwinkle18]

Afridi beat up few fans when they hurt his daughter

OMG he beat up some fans :p thts for messing with pathans :p

[Snowflake]

You can understand if you've read this:
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan...ry/558490.html

Afridi beat up few fans when they hurt his daughter. So the ^Image reads... Bob marley, aur hum na maarein?
Bob can beat, but we can't.

Oh ok, thanks! I didn't even know who the cricketer guy was.

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[Periwinkle18]

Ewww yeh kon khaye ga iss ko tou dekh ker ulti arahi hai :p

[tw009]

+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(+o(

[tigerkhan]

^^ is this a joke ?

[Tilmeez]

^^ is this a joke ?

Yes, a serious joke!

[Periwinkle18]

muhahaha lol :p mera bhe yahe haal tha +o( wen my brother showed it to me :p who ever got it made was sick i guess :p

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Ewww yeh kon khaye ga iss ko tou dekh ker ulti arahi hai :p

muhahaha lol :p mera bhe yahe haal tha +o( wen my showed it to me :p who ever got it made was sick i guess :p

ulti aarahi hai to phir share kyun kare...?

[Innocent Soul]

Taake hum sab ko bhi ulti aaye :skeleton: aur hum Winkly ko company de :nervous:

Mujhe to ulti nahi aayi :hmm:

If you cannot understand the above sentence IGNORE :/

[tigerkhan]

:sl:
u blv ma tu dekh hi nhe saka is pic ko warna waqai ma shahid ulti ho jati...anyway let change the topic, ok how is this one..

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[Al-bint]

Attachment 4757

it looks better now!

wasalaam!

[Al-bint]

...........................................

[Periwinkle18]

Taake hum sab ko bhi ulti aaye aur hum Winkly ko company de
Mujhe to ulti nahi aayi

good one sis :p lol

[Periwinkle18]

ulti aarahi hai to phir share kyun kare...?

bus takay app jab cake khareednay jain tou khayal rakhain :P

waisay bananay walay ko bhe sharam nai aye bhala kio esa cake khaye ga...

[Endymion]

[Endymion]

[Periwinkle18]

^ omg lol

[Periwinkle18]

[Endymion]

Did i share this before ^o)

[Al-bint]

joke of the century!

Attachment 4790

[Al-bint]

:hmm:

Attachment 4791 ^o)


wasalaam!

[Endymion]

Look who likes the above joke :p

I didnt press like coz i don't agree with it in spite of i enjoyed the joke :hiding:

[Al-bint]

^^ i just liked the rhyme scheme :D


wasalaam!

[waji]

joke of the century!

Attachment 4790

یہ بھی بہت بڑا لطیفہ ہے


" دو خواتین ایک کمرے میں چپ بیٹھی ہیں "

[Endymion]

[Tawangar]

Maqaam-e-be_baha hai dard soz-e-aarzumandi
Maqaam-e-bandagi dekar na loon shaan-e-Khudawandi
Yeh faizan-e-nazar tha ya ki maktab ki karaamat thi
Sikhayi kisne Isma'eel ko aadaab-e-farzandi
Tere azaad bandon ki na ya dunya na wo dunya
Yahan marne ki paabandi, wahan jeene ki paabandi.



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Agarchey but hain jama'at ki aasteenon mein
Mujhe hai hukm-e-adhaan
La ilaaha il Allah!
La ilaaha il Allah!

[Haya emaan]

Maqaam-e-be_baha hai dard soz-e-aarzumandi
Maqaam-e-bandagi dekar na loon shaan-e-Khudawandi
Yeh faizan-e-nazar tha ya ki maktab ki karaamat thi
Sikhayi kisne Isma'eel ko aadaab-e-farzandi
Tere azaad bandon ki na ya dunya na wo dunya
Yahan marne ki paabandi, wahan jeene ki paabandi.



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Agarchey but hain jama'at ki aasteenon mein
Mujhe hai hukm-e-adhaan
La ilaaha il Allah!
La ilaaha il Allah!

brother should this not be in shayri thread?

[Endymion]

[AabiruSabeel]

^ She scored 10 out of 0?

The instructor must have really liked it, he gave 10 marks bonus.

[Periwinkle18]

haha :p

[Endymion]

[Periwinkle18]

OMG lollll this was a song rite bohot pehlay ka?? my cuzns used to listen to it :p

[tigerkhan]

seems an example of practical knowledge...lol

[Endymion]

;D

[tigerkhan]

PAPA SAY MOM LIES......hahaha

[Pure Purple]

Do shaksh aapas me baten kar rahe the.
Pehla shaksh:Yar mera beta bahot pareshan karta hai.Meri koi baat sunta hi nahi.Aapka beta kaisa hai?
Doosra shaksh:Ji wo meri har baat sunta hai.
Pehal shaksh:koi jawab nahi deta?
doosra shksh:ji wo to bolta hi nahi.
Pehla shaksh:zaroor raat ko ghar par der se aata hoga?
Doosra:Ji wo to ghar se bahar hi nahi nikalta hai.
Pehla shaksh:Mashallah aapka beta to bahot acha hai.Kya umr hai barkhudar ki?
Doosra shaksh:Ji is mahine ki pandrah tareekh ko pure mahine ka ho jayega.

[Innocent Soul]

[Snowflake]

Prosecutor: Tum ne ye car kyun chori ki thi?
Defendant: Janab, car kabrastaan mein khari thi. Mein samjha is ke malik ka intiqaal ho geya hai.

[Endymion]

Ahaha ... Lekin hamara car toh shopping center kay bahir khari thi :skeleton:

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

that will be scenerio if she tries to dodge me....hahahaha

[Periwinkle18]

haha ;D

[tigerkhan]

[Periwinkle18]

^ lol drama hai :p

[tigerkhan]

but question tu valid ha...lol
baychara....

[Periwinkle18]

tou phir yeh b ek sawal hai larkon ko tan larkian kyun nahe pasand?? uss par b altaf bhai ko rona chaheye hai lol :p hes an actor srsly should work in movies

[tigerkhan]

can be villain of punjabi movies

[Periwinkle18]

Aho lol : p

[Snowflake]

Larkiyon ko kala admi is liye nahi pasand kyunke woh unke kale kapron, kaale jooton, kale handbag ke sath se black and white ka contrast nahi de sakta :hiding:

[Endymion]

Should i have to post this in "IB kitchen club" :hmm:

[Snowflake]

^LOL :ooh:;D

[tigerkhan]

recipe tu buna li ha phr khaye ga kon ? ;D

[Endymion]

Pakistan :skeleton:

[tigerkhan]

itni bari saza..................:hiding:

[Pure Purple]

[Periwinkle18]

^haha good one

[Periwinkle18]

hahahaha it was just too funny, although some spelling mistakes, but still!! :p

[tigerkhan]

LOL...hahaha

[Pure Purple]

[Daniyal32]

LoL.....

[tigerkhan]

hahahahahaha

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Na use mere pyar ki qadar
Na use mere jazbaat ki qadar
bas maine bhi soch lia is qadar ki
two parallel lines never intersect each other!!

[Haya emaan]

lol

my maid brought a hand fan that stated ' JAB SB HO JAIN NAKAAM, TB YE KARAY KAAM':p and that once went very true with me :hmm:

[jellybeans]

Hi, can someone please translate just the first Urdu joke, please. All I understood was bustop and police.:hmm::offended::unsure::ermm::-\

I would love to join in on the fun for the first joke :) :popcorn: I need a joke.

[Endymion]

Hi Ernest.

If you really need a joke,try other jokes of this thread or the Official Jokes thread.The joke you wanted to translate will catch your interest in the first place but in the end,your reaction to this will be exactly like this ==>>:skeleton: and then,this :offended:

[Pure Purple]

If you really need a joke,try other jokes of this thread or the Official Jokes thread.The joke you wanted to translate will catch your interest in the first place but in the end,your reaction to this will be exactly like this ==>> and then,this

We should try atleast for one latifa

Courage Fan
Special gift for summer season only for you
whether light comes or not
No Tension
Good .... cheap....and sustainable
without Electricity
Hand Fan....Himmat(courage Fan)
Price Only 15 rupees ;D:omg:

[Pure Purple]

I guess many of you haven't seen hand fan :hmm:

[Endymion]

Never seen or try such a big fan :hmm: Do they offer a free maid with it :hmm:

[jellybeans]

Dear Enymion

Are you saying it is best for me not to understand the joke? That's okay... I'll go to the Jokes page, then.

[Endymion]

Hi again,Ernest.

Nope,just saying the joke is really dumb,at least for my taste.Okay,let me translate that for ya and you'll know.

[Endymion]

urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha

A man was standing at the bus stop.
A police man arrived and inquire if he sees three thieves crossing by?
The man replied.(The worst reply ever.Trust me if i were the police man,i would have shot him :skeleton:)
Go straight from here and you'll see three different areas.
Leave the firrst and the second.
Go for the third.
There will be 3 lanes.
Leave first two and enter in the third.
There will be three shops.
Leave first two and go straight with the third.
There will be three houses.
Leave the first two and get in the third one.
There will be three rooms.
Leave the first two and get in the third one.
There will be three cupboard.
Leave the first two and open the third one.
There will be three pics.
Leave the first two and have a look at the third one.
This pic is of my mum.
And i swear by my mom i haven't seen any thief.

Funny ^o)


Sigh :popcorn:

[Haya emaan]

Funny

:ermm:

[Pure Purple]

Do they offer a free maid with it

Han kiyon nahi,pehle zamane me ek aadmi raja ke pass Khde hokar din bhar pankha chalata tha.;D

[Periwinkle18]

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Loved it!
This should go in the official geeks' thread.

[Periwinkle18]

lol only those who know urdu would understand :p

[Endymion]

[Periwinkle18]

[Pure Purple]

sis endy ye kya likha hai?
ek dukh sujna da
duja bijli tang kita
Matlab?

[Endymion]

Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti :p ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.

Umeed hey k aap samajh gai hon gee :D

[Pure Purple]

Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.

Umeed hey k aap samajh gai hon gee

mujhe photo ka background bahot achcha laga.........
Wo mere native place me jaise ghar hote hain waisa lag raha hai....

[tigerkhan]

Is sher me shair kehta hey k ek toh uskey Mehboob ne usko pareshan kr rakha hey (Allah janey kis tarah ka pareshan,me kuch surety se nai keh sakti ) aur phir load shedding ney bhi usko bohat sataya.

u miss some details about background.
shahir ka tahalaq punjab say ha or us kay gunjrawala no ki motorcyle ha. shahir upna dukhon ko baray dilkush andaz ma bayan kartay hoey kehta ha ka...erz ha,
kuj sahar day log wi zalam san
kuj sanoon wi meran da shoq wi si..

[tigerkhan]

i hope ap log isy buhut enjoy karin gay..

[Periwinkle18]

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]

kuj sahar day log wi zalam san
kuj sanoon wi meran da shoq wi si..

ab iska matlab?

[Periwinkle18]

[Periwinkle18]

[FatimaSumayia]

lol .. ;D

[tigerkhan]

ab iska matlab?

is ka sara taste kharab ho jaye ga agar tashreeh li gae....
anyway is ka matlab ha 'sar mundatay hi olay paray'
or sar mundatay hi olay paray' ka mutlab ha 'asman say gira khajoor ma atka'...
asman say gira khajoor ma atka... ka matlab endymion batae gi...bcz she shared this joke first....lol

[Periwinkle18]

[Pure Purple]

asman say gira khajoor ma atka..

mujhe is muhavre ka matlab pata hai....jazakallah:hmm:

[tigerkhan]

[tigerkhan]

[Innocent Soul]

^ Your pic is not visible :unsure:

[Endymion]

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ Nahin, Kamal. Tu nahin samajh sakta...mai use bhool nahin sakta. :(



:p

[Endymion]

[Pure Purple]