Dhikr Rap

[Ansariyah]

:sl:

I enter some halal place, foods smelling nice. Be4 I order I ask: Is your food Halal?

The guy who just spoke perfect normal english to me, starts speaking in some heavy english accent , n recites the following as he places his hand on his chest like he's singing the national anthem:muddlehea

InsheyAllah InsheyAllah, Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah, AstaqfuruAllah, Halal Halal Halal, kuli Halal, I am Muslim man, ur Brader, Sister YESS insheyAllah HALAL HALAL.

Did u spot the ey in insheyALLAH. lol

So I look, think, storm out.

All cause I asked is the food halal?

Wats wrong wit people?:rollseyes .

Maybe if he acted normal I wud have considered buying the food, n im sure it was halal, but wats wit the whole ''let me show u how much dhikr i know'' stuff?

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

:sl:

LOL i was gunna say maybe he didn't know english but u said his accent was perfect...loool well sis it beats me! I'd be looking at em with a weirdo face ;D Thats funny tho :p He lost a customer :hmm:

[The Ruler]

Maybe he took a liking to you and began flaunting his awesome rapping skills. In muslim language, of course.

[Abdu-l-Majeed]

Wa alaykumus-Salam wa rahmatullah.

I'd be laughing dead on your place. :D And after that look, think and storm out. :D

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[Ansariyah]

I was holding my laughter in..but once I was out I couldn't stop laughing.

It was so obvious that he was trying to prove me he's Muslim, but hello why go that far.

[Ansariyah]

Maybe he took a liking to you and began flaunting his awesome rapping skills. In muslim language, of course.

Errr ew

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

I was holding my laughter in..but once I was out I couldn't stop laughing.

It was so obvious that he was trying to prove me he's Muslim, but hello why go that far.

Lol seriously. Maybe it's true what sis Ruler said :skeleton:

Freakay.

[Hidaya]

LOL. wow. ;D
You should've given a reply in rap too, heh.

[- IqRa -]

LOL

LOL

and

LOL

;D

[Woodrow]

You mean you didn't know you were supposed to place your hands up level with your shoulder and reply.

Halal, halal I only came to buy what Allaah(swt) will Allow, I am not here to listen to you yowl. Your goods may be halal, but your singing is a howl. I got your message and will go buy Halal, at a place where the seller will just answer "Yes it is halal." halal, halal

[Ansariyah]

You mean you didn't know you were supposed to place your hands up level with your shoulder and reply.

Halal, halal I only came to buy what Allaah(swt) will Allow, I am not here to listen to you yowl. Your goods may be halal, but your singing is a howl. I got your message and will go buy Halal, at a place where the seller will just answer "Yes it is halal." halal, halal

lol wicked come'back woods!
thats like poetry on the spot.

[Cabdullahi]

you should of said wait sir let me beat box for you

[Beardo]

You mean you didn't know you were supposed to place your hands up level with your shoulder and reply.

Halal, halal I only came to buy what Allaah(swt) will Allow, I am not here to listen to you yowl. Your goods may be halal, but your singing is a howl. I got your message and will go buy Halal, at a place where the seller will just answer "Yes it is halal." halal, halal

Grandpa's got style. :shade:

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

;D;Dcrazy guy INDEED! i don't think i would've been able to control my laughter & words there though:omg:;D;D

[Ansariyah]

;D;Dcrazy guy INDEED! i don't think i would've been able to control my laughter & words there though:omg:;D;D

Thats why I went out tha door:p:..how can anyone listen to that n keep it togetha?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol im sure as soon as you went out the door the brother thought "what a rude sister, astekfirullah, astekfirullah, alhamdulillaah, alhamdulillaah, im halal muslim, alhamdulillaah, insheyallah",

by that i mean i strongly doubt english is his first language, he was just trying to clearly get the message across - and he tried a bit too hard

you know theres loadsa hyper people out there who are querky, i think his just one of them.

[Ibn Abi Ahmed]

:sl:

Maybe it was just him trying to do good PR? You know, show that his restaurant is unique or something.

[OurIslamic]

This makes no sense :P

[Ummu Sufyaan]

:sl:

I enter some halal place, foods smelling nice. Be4 I order I ask: Is your food Halal?

The guy who just spoke perfect normal english to me, starts speaking in some heavy english accent , n recites the following as he places his hand on his chest like he's singing the national anthem:muddlehea

InsheyAllah InsheyAllah, Alhamdulilah Alhamdulilah, AstaqfuruAllah, Halal Halal Halal, kuli Halal, I am Muslim man, ur Brader, Sister YESS insheyAllah HALAL HALAL.

Did u spot the ey in insheyALLAH. lol

So I look, think, storm out.

All cause I asked is the food halal?

Wats wrong wit people?:rollseyes .

Maybe if he acted normal I wud have considered buying the food, n im sure it was halal, but wats wit the whole ''let me show u how much dhikr i know'' stuff?

wa alaykum us-Salaam
lol, i would have laughed if someone had done that. im not sure whether it would have been at them or with them, but i would have laughed...:D i dont think he was trying to show off his dhikr, but it sounds more like he was surprised/offended at your asking :)

[HIJABI***]

hmmmm maybe he was just trying to show thats he is muslim lol :-)

[Hayaa]

Rofl. That's pretty random. xP