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Fטлку
10-19-2009, 04:35 AM
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss
is sending me to Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don't want to
go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to
Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,
"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.

The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
you'll never see me in Indonesia ....WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,
"Why don't you go to Hell?" he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim
THERE!"
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
10-19-2009, 11:56 AM
read this b4, but its always nice:D
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zakirs
10-19-2009, 12:03 PM
nice one hehe :)
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tango92
10-19-2009, 05:38 PM
lol. but what a shame thats not entirely true imsad
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ژاله
10-19-2009, 05:39 PM
rofl,=D nice one.
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Misz_Muslimah
10-19-2009, 06:16 PM
Lol nice one even though it aent true :)
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love_mawada
01-04-2010, 08:32 PM
why dont you go to hell?? LOL
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OurIslamic
01-04-2010, 08:35 PM
Hilarious lol :). I'm going to post that on my website! (Ofcourse I'll give you credit :P)
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OurIslamic
01-04-2010, 08:38 PM
Posted! :)

http://ourislamic.com/forums/18-comi...e-vs.html#1336
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maisha
01-07-2010, 11:34 PM
the end bit is sort of funny! :)
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aadil77
01-07-2010, 11:44 PM
Originally Posted by Misz_Muslimah
Lol nice one even though it aent true :)
it is true mostly, muslims may go there temporarily (which is still ages) but not for ever so eventually there would be no muslims in hell
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 11:54 PM
Originally Posted by aadil77
it is true mostly, muslims may go there temporarily (which is still ages) but not for ever so eventually there would be no muslims in hell
really?? Thats kinda appealing...hmmmm, i wonder if I....
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 11:56 PM
Originally Posted by Fטлку
Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. "My boss
is sending me to Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don't want to
go...too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to
Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,
"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.

The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
you'll never see me in Indonesia ....WAY too many Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,
"Why don't you go to Hell?" he asked, "I heard there's NO Muslim
THERE!"
Although i am not supposed to agree.......that was a good answer;D
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Grofica
01-08-2010, 12:07 AM
ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha

i never would have thought of something that clever to say. he he he he he
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جوري
01-08-2010, 12:14 AM
ROFL.. that was really funny
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Italianguy
01-08-2010, 12:21 AM
Originally Posted by Gossamer skye
ROFL.. that was really funny
dumb question i know, but what is ROFL?
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Grofica
01-08-2010, 12:24 AM
Originally Posted by Italianguy
dumb question i know, but what is ROFL?
Roll On Floor Laughing
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Italianguy
01-08-2010, 12:30 AM
Originally Posted by Grofica
Roll On Floor Laughing
lol, thanks. I am behind on this language "Text talk" They even sell books at Barnes & Noble to learn;D......I am so behind on everything.......at least thats what my wife and Zainab tell me:hmm: Zainab said " Along with an Arabic dictionary, I'm getting you the text lingo book":p
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edil
01-08-2010, 01:14 AM
Lol that was really funny....
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