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Fטлку
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Hope this hasn't been posted already. Was gonna post it in the SS but then I thought.. 'nahhh' :p
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Muslim Woman
10-25-2009, 01:19 PM
:sl:

then we expect that a bro is asking " If men controlled the world..

Hope this hasn't been posted already. Was gonna post it in the BS but then I thought.. 'nahhh' :p
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Fטлку
10-25-2009, 01:26 PM
^ :giggling: That could happen :p
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-25-2009, 03:17 PM
Is there supposed to be something there. I don't see anything....
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GuestFellow
10-25-2009, 03:40 PM
If women controlled the world.....

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:X
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-25-2009, 03:42 PM
It would be scary...

The opposite is happening already..:D i.e. if men controlled the world, well trying...
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GuestFellow
10-25-2009, 03:44 PM
Women would be spending too much time gossiping than actually getting work done. :X
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AhmadibnNasroon
10-26-2009, 12:39 AM
if women controlled the world, well lets see

1- Us men wouldn't be allowed to drink out of the milk carton

2- Hillary Clinton would be President

3- Football, basketball, and baseball players would wear pink uniforms

4- Alvin and the Chipmunks would be mandatory DVD to have (okay maybe thats not only a woman thing :/)

5- "Buy Your Wife Whatever She Wants Day" would be a worldwide holiday

and the list goes on
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Woodrow
10-26-2009, 01:09 AM
There would be world peace. There would be no competition between the genders. Poverty would be eliminated. All diseases would be cured.



























My wife made me write that. When she stops looking over my shoulder I will try to post what I think.

oooooops, she just saw this



OUCH

Stop

Pain

Hurt















All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-26-2009, 01:24 AM
^^ Lol bro Woodrow, your wifey sounds lovely :D mashaAllah ;D



Originally Posted by AhmadibnPhilip
if women controlled the world, well lets see
4- Alvin and the Chipmunks would be mandatory DVD to have (okay maybe thats not only a woman thing :/)

Boy do I know that part LOL.
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'Abd-al Latif
10-26-2009, 01:24 AM
The Prophet :saws: said: No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper. (Reported by al-Bukhaari, 13/53).
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-26-2009, 01:28 AM
^^ Said and done LOL! Ya can't beat that hadith.
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AhmadibnNasroon
10-26-2009, 01:46 AM
Originally Posted by 'Abd-al Latif
The Prophet :saws: said: No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper. (Reported by al-Bukhaari, 13/53).
bingo! But I think the post was more about humor than ever wanting women to control the world. I dont think even women would want that!
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Fטлку
10-26-2009, 05:23 AM
Originally Posted by zÂk
You tried embedding images directly from your live inbox. Save the pictures to your computer and upload them to imageshack and then link here :ermm:
Done :hmm:
I didn't bother resizing tho :X
Originally Posted by Light of Heaven
Is there supposed to be something there. I don't see anything....
Sorrrry :embarrass
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syilla
10-26-2009, 05:27 AM
awww...i just love the princess petrol...

wish i can own one....huhu
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Fטлку
10-26-2009, 06:09 AM
^ me too... and I also want that mouse.. :D
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Caller الداعي
10-26-2009, 06:51 AM
if women controlled the world???????? gulp
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Fטлку
10-26-2009, 07:21 AM
^ Oh c'mon. it won't be that bad <_<
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Caller الداعي
10-26-2009, 07:46 AM
that bad !! na it will have its good points and bad
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sister herb
10-26-2009, 08:31 PM
Originally Posted by Fטлку
^ me too... and I also want that mouse.. :D
Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

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Cute?

:statisfie
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-26-2009, 11:12 PM
Lol dang, that's awesome ;D Nice share ukhti Funky :thumbs_up

Now we can see it :p
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~Raindrop~
10-26-2009, 11:15 PM
lol funky how did i miss this thread??
i love it :D:D:D
im clean out of reps, so wait till tomorrow :D
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Mujahideen92
10-26-2009, 11:22 PM
Oh noez!!
:p
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~Raindrop~
10-26-2009, 11:23 PM
oh yessers!!

i LOVE the 1st one!!
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sister herb
10-27-2009, 03:39 AM
Originally Posted by Woodrow
All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.
Brother Woodrow should to learn to be more carefull with peacefull women...

:hiding:

Speed recovery to him...
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syilla
10-27-2009, 05:12 AM
Originally Posted by sister harb
Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

http://www.arab7.com/up/file/1105006248537.jpg

Cute?

:statisfie
:uuh: not enough feminism :heated:
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 06:47 AM
Hey girlies, who wants this?!!
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I'm wondering who would be dumb enuf to get fooled and buy me this for my next b'day..:p....but can't think of anyone... <_<
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 06:53 AM
Originally Posted by sister harb
Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

http://www.arab7.com/up/file/1105006248537.jpg

Cute?

:statisfie
Nice...but these are more like 'my thing'...:p
totally simple :statisfie

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Afg
10-27-2009, 06:58 AM
Originally Posted by Fטлку
Hey girlies, who wants this?!!
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I'm wondering who would be dumb enuf to get fooled and buy me this for my next b'day..:p....but can't think of anyone... <_<
Not me :hmm:
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 06:58 AM
^ why not? I think it looks cute :p
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Afg
10-27-2009, 07:02 AM
Too pink :p
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GuestFellow
10-27-2009, 01:13 PM
I hate pink. :/
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 01:15 PM
^ Good. It would be kinda weird if you didn't :p
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GuestFellow
10-27-2009, 01:27 PM
^ Very dark flashy strong pink makes me sick...seriously. Yuck...
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 01:32 PM
Awww..really??
Cute glitter -
:statisfie
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 01:37 PM
^^ funky that was awful!
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 01:40 PM
Are you calling me bad? imsad

That was the the most glitterish, ugly dark pink I could find...I made it extra large just for Guestfellow :p
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 01:42 PM
aww no dont be sad :wub:

wat you did to guestfellow was awful lol

i do feel sorry for him :D
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 01:44 PM
^ I don't think he's seen it yet. A mod will prolly delete it before he does :p
orrrr..maybe he did get sick and...:D
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 01:46 PM
LOL!! its horrible. all pink and glittery. Lets hope he hasnt seen it and wont get a chance to :D
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 01:54 PM
You on my side or his? <_<
lol
Now he'll never open this thread and it'll get closed anyway :p
Isn't there an option to delete post? *shifty*
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 01:58 PM
Originally Posted by Fטлку
You on my side or his? <_<
lol
I'll leave you to figure that one out lol :p
Now he'll never open this thread and it'll get closed anyway :p
Isn't there an option to delete post? *shifty*
awwww.....leave it :D

im not into all this pink stuff lol
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sirajstc
10-27-2009, 02:33 PM
lollllllllllllllll
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 02:36 PM
I got a pink smiley: :p:! :p
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GuestFellow
10-27-2009, 02:57 PM
This clearly demonstrates what would happen if women controlled the world....endless chatter about pink...
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 03:00 PM
lol its a girly colour so i dont see why not :D:D:D
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Fטлку
10-27-2009, 03:01 PM
hey! we sometimes talk sense too :offended:
and not to mention that a GUY started it :p
*high fives Aisha*
and at first you said 'WAR' so that's a good thing. No fighting. Just chatter :D
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:06 PM
no macho-ness, no fighting, no violence, no own-ego-building talk

whats not to love??
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zakirs
10-27-2009, 04:16 PM
Originally Posted by Woodrow
There would be world peace. There would be no competition between the genders. Poverty would be eliminated. All diseases would be cured.



My wife made me write that. When she stops looking over my shoulder I will try to post what I think.

oooooops, she just saw this

OUCH

Stop

Pain

Hurt

All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.
LOOOOL .. Woodrow uncle that has to be the funniest post in quite sometime :D :D :D
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zakirs
10-27-2009, 04:18 PM
Originally Posted by Guestfellow
This clearly demonstrates what would happen if women controlled the world....endless chatter about pink...
I dont like pink :(
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♥~мιιяιιуαм~♥
10-27-2009, 04:24 PM
I don't like pink either, I'm more into lilac :statisfie
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:26 PM
Originally Posted by zakirs
I dont like pink :(
i find that hard to believe.
your font colour just about says it all. :D
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GuestFellow
10-27-2009, 04:27 PM
Originally Posted by zakirs
I dont like pink :(
We should fight back with...blue

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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:30 PM
youv taken all the niceness out of blue with your horrible monster!!
that is SO not fair as its my fave colour :(:(:(
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GuestFellow
10-27-2009, 04:32 PM
Originally Posted by aisha
youv taken all the niceness out of blue with your horrible monster!!
that is SO not fair as its my fave colour :(:(:(
I win and you loose.

MUAHAHAHHA *runs and presses red button*
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:35 PM
That is evil. I havent lost.
I just dont need to conjure up images of macho blue monsters to prove my point. :p
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Danah
10-27-2009, 04:48 PM
Originally Posted by Woodrow
All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.
Oh Uncle Woodrow, may Allah bless you and your wife :)

may I add some funky :p:?

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!!!!!


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^ just what kind of human being will drive in such road :hmm:



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multiple uses, all in one :coolious:


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^ thats sucks! <_<


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creativeness :statisfie


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^^ dangerous distraction :skeleton:
say Shahadah before using such car!!
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:51 PM
danah, you are a genius. :D:D:D:D:D:D


the shoe is horrible though
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Rasema
10-27-2009, 04:53 PM
Hmmm

If I was a kaliffa.
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 04:54 PM
this is better:

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*whisper* i used to wear these nt so long ago. :embarrass
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Nájlá
10-27-2009, 06:09 PM
Ah uncle woodrow may Allah bless you and your wife.


Theres some cool stuff here but there PINK imsad I h a t e P i n k !
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Muezzin
10-27-2009, 06:16 PM
Originally Posted by Guestfellow
If women controlled the world.....

Nuclear20explosion 1 -

:X
To be fair, it would only happen once a month.
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Raphael
10-27-2009, 06:43 PM
What a terrifying thought.
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-27-2009, 07:05 PM
Originally Posted by Danah
Oh Uncle Woodrow, may Allah bless you and your wife :)

may I add some funky :p:?

t8oyg5 1 -
!!!!!


20sirg5 1 -
^ just what kind of human being will drive in such road :hmm:



2mfhqb6 1 -
multiple uses, all in one :coolious:


33w1jyo 1 -
^ thats sucks! <_<


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creativeness :statisfie


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^^ dangerous distraction :skeleton:
say Shahadah before using such car!!

LOL SIS DANAH! I laffed sooo hard when I saw you're post. That shoe is ooogly and that road loool. Smells like women drivers :p

Sis aisha i cant keep reppin u or else id have given u a couple ;D your posts r makin me laff.
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cat eyes
10-27-2009, 07:16 PM
thanks to Allah women don't rule the world it would be one hormonal place i tell ya:argue:
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-27-2009, 07:50 PM
^^Yes it would!
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 09:53 PM
The world would be a pinker, more peaceful place.

end of.

*looks fierce*
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cat eyes
10-27-2009, 11:15 PM
and by the sounds of all you fierce ladies some men would be in torture chambers ;D
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 11:32 PM
yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D
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Muezzin
10-27-2009, 11:34 PM
Originally Posted by aisha
yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D
The horror.

The horror.
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-27-2009, 11:39 PM
Originally Posted by aisha
yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D
Lol all the pink...if I were them I'd probably need thicker glasses:p Too bright :D
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 11:45 PM
Originally Posted by Light of Heaven
Lol all the pink...if I were them I'd probably need thicker glasses:p Too bright :D
ooh, iv got a better idea...if anyone complains, as a reward they receive heart-shaped pink-tinted glasses

:D:D
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 11:46 PM
Originally Posted by Muezzin
The horror.

The horror.
I wouldnt say that.

id quite look forward to it.

shame its not for real :D:D:D
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-27-2009, 11:50 PM
I think they would prefer the very dark, gloomy and boring atmosphere of the cell over complete pinkness lol :p
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~Raindrop~
10-27-2009, 11:50 PM
^^ which is exactly why they wont get it :p

now wheres the fun in that???
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
10-28-2009, 12:02 AM
True say sis :D:D lol. No fun =]
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umm junaid
10-28-2009, 02:14 AM
if women controlled the world i think it would be sooo cleannnnnnnn.
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zakirs
10-28-2009, 06:37 AM
So clean that we would not have playgrounds to play in but .. a large ground with blanket (pink) covering it.
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Fטлку
10-28-2009, 07:22 AM
Originally Posted by Guestfellow
We should fight back with...blue

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Watch it mister. I still got some pink images to post :p

Originally Posted by Danah
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I want these!! :nervous:
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 04:14 PM
lol funky wat do you want with a portable loo???
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 04:31 PM
Originally Posted by zakirs
So clean that we would not have playgrounds to play in but .. a large ground with blanket (pink) covering it.
not if i had a say in it. pink is just for torture. I wouldnt want the earth to look like a fairy cake. :skeleton:
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swordoffaith
10-28-2009, 04:50 PM
Men ruled for all this time...and what happened?

famine

war

racism due to imperialism



so dont insult us women by telling us we cant do better.:statisfie
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 04:51 PM
^^ hear, hear!!

*standing ovation*
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Raphael
10-28-2009, 04:56 PM
Originally Posted by swordoffaith
Men ruled for all this time...and what happened?

famine

war

racism due to imperialism

All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 04:59 PM
Originally Posted by Raphael
All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.
:raging::raging::raging:
Bring on the torture chambers!!!!!
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swordoffaith
10-28-2009, 05:02 PM
Originally Posted by Raphael
All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.
ohhh raphael...words of spite;D
I dont think Bush started the war in Iraq 100 years ago.

you see raphael.. you just dont understand us women. We dont like war.
Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
ohh sooo true.
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Nájlá
10-28-2009, 05:04 PM
Why are we having a war? :hmm: And they say women will make the world more peaceful? :/
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 05:06 PM
Originally Posted by Nájlá
Why are we having a war? :hmm: And they say women will make the world more peaceful? :/
its not a war.....men simply cant take it when someones better than them at something :statisfie
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Raphael
10-28-2009, 05:10 PM
Originally Posted by swordoffaith
you see raphael.. you just dont understand us women. We dont like war.
This reads awfully similar to far right political organisations that say they are non violent - until they come to power that is!

As for violence, I believe your compatriot asked for torture chambers in the previous post! Methinks that wasn't meant to be a joke :p
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 05:16 PM
^^ you need to read my previous posts that DESCRIBE these torture chambers :p
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swordoffaith
10-28-2009, 05:17 PM
funny how these pig headed remarks are flooding in from men. I mean...didnt you come out of a woman?
youre mother gave birth to you with agony and raised you and fed you and woke up every mornning to feed you, and here you are undermining a woman's ability. tisk tisk tisk.
women in certain parts of the world hold down families and jobs while certain men in "civilized" countries dont even have jobs out of pure laziness.

if women controlled we wouldnt have wars! we would be fat and happy!:statisfie

lool if this world is ur world men, KEEP IT!:D

global warming,poverty,modern day imperialism, u can have it all.
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 05:19 PM
awww nooooo!!!

we cant give in so easily!! I was having fun thinking up new ideas for the chambers imsad
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cat eyes
10-28-2009, 05:47 PM
i would make chambers in which us ladies can open up mens brains and try and figure out how the hell they think and do all sorts of tests;D
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~Raindrop~
10-28-2009, 05:49 PM
Originally Posted by cat eyes
i would make chambers in which us ladies can open up mens brains and try and figure out how the hell they think and do all sorts of tests;D
thats horrible!! +o(+o(+o(
We dont need to know how they think- just look at any child and interview him :D- one thats into violent computer games. youv got all your answers. ;D;D;D
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Muhammad
10-28-2009, 05:51 PM
:sl:

This is why topics like this are best closed early or not posted at all. :exhausted

Thread closed.
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