If women controlled the world..

[Fטлку]

Hope this hasn't been posted already. Was gonna post it in the SS but then I thought.. 'nahhh' :p

[Muslim Woman]

:sl:

then we expect that a bro is asking " If men controlled the world..

Hope this hasn't been posted already. Was gonna post it in the BS but then I thought.. 'nahhh' :p

[Fטлку]

^ :giggling: That could happen :p

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Is there supposed to be something there. I don't see anything....

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[GuestFellow]

If women controlled the world.....

:X

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

It would be scary...

The opposite is happening already..:D i.e. if men controlled the world, well trying...

[GuestFellow]

Women would be spending too much time gossiping than actually getting work done. :X

[AhmadibnNasroon]

if women controlled the world, well lets see

1- Us men wouldn't be allowed to drink out of the milk carton

2- Hillary Clinton would be President

3- Football, basketball, and baseball players would wear pink uniforms

4- Alvin and the Chipmunks would be mandatory DVD to have (okay maybe thats not only a woman thing :/)

5- "Buy Your Wife Whatever She Wants Day" would be a worldwide holiday

and the list goes on

[Woodrow]

There would be world peace. There would be no competition between the genders. Poverty would be eliminated. All diseases would be cured.



























My wife made me write that. When she stops looking over my shoulder I will try to post what I think.

oooooops, she just saw this



OUCH

Stop

Pain

Hurt















All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^ Lol bro Woodrow, your wifey sounds lovely :D mashaAllah ;D

if women controlled the world, well lets see
4- Alvin and the Chipmunks would be mandatory DVD to have (okay maybe thats not only a woman thing :/)

Boy do I know that part LOL.

['Abd-al Latif]

The Prophet :saws: said: No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper. (Reported by al-Bukhaari, 13/53).

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^ Said and done LOL! Ya can't beat that hadith.

[AhmadibnNasroon]

The Prophet :saws: said: No people who appoint a woman as their leader will ever prosper. (Reported by al-Bukhaari, 13/53).

bingo! But I think the post was more about humor than ever wanting women to control the world. I dont think even women would want that!

[Fטлку]

You tried embedding images directly from your live inbox. Save the pictures to your computer and upload them to imageshack and then link here :ermm:

Done :hmm:
I didn't bother resizing tho :X

Is there supposed to be something there. I don't see anything....

Sorrrry :embarrass

[syilla]

awww...i just love the princess petrol...

wish i can own one....huhu

[Fטлку]

^ me too... and I also want that mouse.. :D

[Caller الداعي]

if women controlled the world???????? gulp

[Fטлку]

^ Oh c'mon. it won't be that bad <_<

[Caller الداعي]

that bad !! na it will have its good points and bad

[sister herb]

^ me too... and I also want that mouse.. :D

Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

Cute?

:statisfie

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Lol dang, that's awesome ;D Nice share ukhti Funky :thumbs_up

Now we can see it :p

[~Raindrop~]

lol funky how did i miss this thread??
i love it :D:D:D
im clean out of reps, so wait till tomorrow :D

[Mujahideen92]

Oh noez!!
:p

[~Raindrop~]

oh yessers!!

i LOVE the 1st one!!

[sister herb]

All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.

Brother Woodrow should to learn to be more carefull with peacefull women...

:hiding:

Speed recovery to him...

[syilla]

Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

http://www.arab7.com/up/file/1105006248537.jpg

Cute?

:statisfie

:uuh: not enough feminism :heated:

[Fטлку]

Hey girlies, who wants this?!!

I'm wondering who would be dumb enuf to get fooled and buy me this for my next b'day..:p....but can't think of anyone... <_<

[Fטлку]

Me too; and specially with this kind of laptop.

http://www.arab7.com/up/file/1105006248537.jpg

Cute?

:statisfie

Nice...but these are more like 'my thing'...:p
totally simple :statisfie

[Afg]

Hey girlies, who wants this?!!

I'm wondering who would be dumb enuf to get fooled and buy me this for my next b'day..:p....but can't think of anyone... <_<

Not me :hmm:

[Fטлку]

^ why not? I think it looks cute :p

[Afg]

Too pink :p

[GuestFellow]

I hate pink. :/

[Fטлку]

^ Good. It would be kinda weird if you didn't :p

[GuestFellow]

^ Very dark flashy strong pink makes me sick...seriously. Yuck...

[Fטлку]

Awww..really??

:statisfie

[~Raindrop~]

^^ funky that was awful!

[Fטлку]

Are you calling me bad? imsad

That was the the most glitterish, ugly dark pink I could find...I made it extra large just for Guestfellow :p

[~Raindrop~]

aww no dont be sad :wub:

wat you did to guestfellow was awful lol

i do feel sorry for him :D

[Fטлку]

^ I don't think he's seen it yet. A mod will prolly delete it before he does :p
orrrr..maybe he did get sick and...:D

[~Raindrop~]

LOL!! its horrible. all pink and glittery. Lets hope he hasnt seen it and wont get a chance to :D

[Fטлку]

You on my side or his? <_<
lol
Now he'll never open this thread and it'll get closed anyway :p
Isn't there an option to delete post? *shifty*

[~Raindrop~]

You on my side or his? <_<
lol

I'll leave you to figure that one out lol :p

Now he'll never open this thread and it'll get closed anyway :p
Isn't there an option to delete post? *shifty*

awwww.....leave it :D

im not into all this pink stuff lol

[sirajstc]

lollllllllllllllll

[Fטлку]

I got a pink smiley: :p:! :p

[GuestFellow]

This clearly demonstrates what would happen if women controlled the world....endless chatter about pink...

[~Raindrop~]

lol its a girly colour so i dont see why not :D:D:D

[Fטлку]

hey! we sometimes talk sense too :offended:
and not to mention that a GUY started it :p
*high fives Aisha*
and at first you said 'WAR' so that's a good thing. No fighting. Just chatter :D

[~Raindrop~]

no macho-ness, no fighting, no violence, no own-ego-building talk

whats not to love??

[zakirs]

There would be world peace. There would be no competition between the genders. Poverty would be eliminated. All diseases would be cured.



My wife made me write that. When she stops looking over my shoulder I will try to post what I think.

oooooops, she just saw this

OUCH

Stop

Pain

Hurt

All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.

LOOOOL .. Woodrow uncle that has to be the funniest post in quite sometime :D :D :D

[zakirs]

This clearly demonstrates what would happen if women controlled the world....endless chatter about pink...

I dont like pink :(

[♥~мιιяιιуαм~♥]

I don't like pink either, I'm more into lilac :statisfie

[~Raindrop~]

I dont like pink :(

i find that hard to believe.
your font colour just about says it all. :D

[GuestFellow]

I dont like pink :(

We should fight back with...blue

[~Raindrop~]

youv taken all the niceness out of blue with your horrible monster!!
that is SO not fair as its my fave colour :(:(:(

[GuestFellow]

youv taken all the niceness out of blue with your horrible monster!!
that is SO not fair as its my fave colour :(:(:(

I win and you loose.

MUAHAHAHHA *runs and presses red button*

[~Raindrop~]

That is evil. I havent lost.
I just dont need to conjure up images of macho blue monsters to prove my point. :p

[Danah]

All is OK Brother's and Sisters. The ambulance is on it's way and Woodrow will be back to posting as soon as the fractures are set.

Oh Uncle Woodrow, may Allah bless you and your wife :)

may I add some funky :p:?

!!!!!

^ just what kind of human being will drive in such road :hmm:

multiple uses, all in one :coolious:

^ thats sucks! <_<

creativeness :statisfie

^^ dangerous distraction :skeleton:
say Shahadah before using such car!!

[~Raindrop~]

danah, you are a genius. :D:D:D:D:D:D


the shoe is horrible though

[Rasema]

Hmmm

If I was a kaliffa.

[~Raindrop~]

this is better:

*whisper* i used to wear these nt so long ago. :embarrass

[Nájlá]

Ah uncle woodrow may Allah bless you and your wife.


Theres some cool stuff here but there PINK imsad I h a t e P i n k !

[Muezzin]

If women controlled the world.....

:X

To be fair, it would only happen once a month.

[Raphael]

What a terrifying thought.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Oh Uncle Woodrow, may Allah bless you and your wife :)

may I add some funky :p:?

!!!!!

^ just what kind of human being will drive in such road :hmm:

multiple uses, all in one :coolious:

^ thats sucks! <_<

creativeness :statisfie

^^ dangerous distraction :skeleton:
say Shahadah before using such car!!

LOL SIS DANAH! I laffed sooo hard when I saw you're post. That shoe is ooogly and that road loool. Smells like women drivers :p

Sis aisha i cant keep reppin u or else id have given u a couple ;D your posts r makin me laff.

[cat eyes]

thanks to Allah women don't rule the world it would be one hormonal place i tell ya:argue:

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

^^Yes it would!

[~Raindrop~]

The world would be a pinker, more peaceful place.

end of.

*looks fierce*

[cat eyes]

and by the sounds of all you fierce ladies some men would be in torture chambers ;D

[~Raindrop~]

yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D

[Muezzin]

yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D

The horror.

The horror.

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

yep, with glittery pink walls and furry pink beds. not to forget the all-essential pink floor and ceiling.

perfect!! :D:D

Lol all the pink...if I were them I'd probably need thicker glasses:p Too bright :D

[~Raindrop~]

Lol all the pink...if I were them I'd probably need thicker glasses:p Too bright :D

ooh, iv got a better idea...if anyone complains, as a reward they receive heart-shaped pink-tinted glasses

:D:D

[~Raindrop~]

The horror.

The horror.

I wouldnt say that.

id quite look forward to it.

shame its not for real :D:D:D

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

I think they would prefer the very dark, gloomy and boring atmosphere of the cell over complete pinkness lol :p

[~Raindrop~]

^^ which is exactly why they wont get it :p

now wheres the fun in that???

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

True say sis :D:D lol. No fun =]

[umm junaid]

if women controlled the world i think it would be sooo cleannnnnnnn.

[zakirs]

So clean that we would not have playgrounds to play in but .. a large ground with blanket (pink) covering it.

[Fטлку]

We should fight back with...blue

Watch it mister. I still got some pink images to post :p

I want these!! :nervous:

[~Raindrop~]

lol funky wat do you want with a portable loo???

[~Raindrop~]

So clean that we would not have playgrounds to play in but .. a large ground with blanket (pink) covering it.

not if i had a say in it. pink is just for torture. I wouldnt want the earth to look like a fairy cake. :skeleton:

[swordoffaith]

Men ruled for all this time...and what happened?

famine

war

racism due to imperialism



so dont insult us women by telling us we cant do better.:statisfie

[~Raindrop~]

^^ hear, hear!!

*standing ovation*

[Raphael]

Men ruled for all this time...and what happened?

famine

war

racism due to imperialism

All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.

[~Raindrop~]

All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.

:raging::raging::raging:
Bring on the torture chambers!!!!!

[swordoffaith]

All these were caused by men, I agree, over hundreds of years of neglect.

It would have been caused by women in one afternoon.


Lets be grateful for small comforts.

ohhh raphael...words of spite;D
I dont think Bush started the war in Iraq 100 years ago.

you see raphael.. you just dont understand us women. We dont like war.
Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
ohh sooo true.

[Nájlá]

Why are we having a war? :hmm: And they say women will make the world more peaceful? :/

[~Raindrop~]

Why are we having a war? :hmm: And they say women will make the world more peaceful? :/

its not a war.....men simply cant take it when someones better than them at something :statisfie

[Raphael]

you see raphael.. you just dont understand us women. We dont like war.

This reads awfully similar to far right political organisations that say they are non violent - until they come to power that is!

As for violence, I believe your compatriot asked for torture chambers in the previous post! Methinks that wasn't meant to be a joke :p

[~Raindrop~]

^^ you need to read my previous posts that DESCRIBE these torture chambers :p

[swordoffaith]

funny how these pig headed remarks are flooding in from men. I mean...didnt you come out of a woman?
youre mother gave birth to you with agony and raised you and fed you and woke up every mornning to feed you, and here you are undermining a woman's ability. tisk tisk tisk.
women in certain parts of the world hold down families and jobs while certain men in "civilized" countries dont even have jobs out of pure laziness.

if women controlled we wouldnt have wars! we would be fat and happy!:statisfie

lool if this world is ur world men, KEEP IT!:D

global warming,poverty,modern day imperialism, u can have it all.

[~Raindrop~]

awww nooooo!!!

we cant give in so easily!! I was having fun thinking up new ideas for the chambers imsad

[cat eyes]

i would make chambers in which us ladies can open up mens brains and try and figure out how the hell they think and do all sorts of tests;D

[~Raindrop~]

i would make chambers in which us ladies can open up mens brains and try and figure out how the hell they think and do all sorts of tests;D

thats horrible!! +o(+o(+o(
We dont need to know how they think- just look at any child and interview him :D- one thats into violent computer games. youv got all your answers. ;D;D;D

[Muhammad]

:sl:

This is why topics like this are best closed early or not posted at all. :exhausted

Thread closed.