Kids Can be Funny....

[~Raindrop~]

salaam
just got this in an email, thought id share
Some of them iv heard before, but not all
Enjoy :D

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[Insaanah]

Absolutely hilarious, sis aisha ;D These are soo cool! Thanks for sharing :)

[Misz_Muslimah]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Lol I loved these :D
Thanks for sharing :)

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Lol these r funnyyyy, i like the one wit the apple tree most ;D

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[~Raindrop~]

^^lol that was my fave too :D

[Fטлку]

LOL
nice one, Aisha! :D

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Sorry I meant to say cherry tree! Not apple tree lolz. Thank you brotha Tilmeez LOL.

[Caller الداعي]

funi lol !!!

[GuestFellow]

I find it funny when kids say why all the time....and so annoying that I just want to kill the little midget.

[umm junaid]

I find it funny when kids say why all the time....and so annoying that I just want to kill the little midget.

lol now thats just annoyin, 'but why?'

[GuestFellow]

lol now thats just annoyin, 'but why?'

........

:raging:

[HamzaTR]

funny, thanks.

[Ameer Hamza]

lol :D very nice

[KiWi]

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

:giggling: my favorite