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Blackpool
11-28-2009, 09:56 PM
A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D :shade:
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GuestFellow
11-28-2009, 10:08 PM
o___O
Hahaha....
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Beardo
11-29-2009, 01:25 AM
Ermm... :hmm:
@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?
...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud :ermm:
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
11-29-2009, 02:08 AM
Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S
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Innocent Soul
11-29-2009, 02:41 AM
:omg: Is it a joke ?
I dont think so. :giggling:
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Beardo
11-29-2009, 06:24 AM
Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool. ;D
No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn. :X
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Blackpool
11-29-2009, 10:24 AM
;D
...I'm cool :shade: I opened a Christmas cracker early!
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
11-29-2009, 02:25 PM
looooooool false alarm!
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GuestFellow
11-29-2009, 02:36 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Rashad
Ermm... :hmm:
@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?
...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud :ermm:
I laugh at anything :/
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Blackpool
11-29-2009, 08:59 PM
I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny? imsad
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
11-29-2009, 09:06 PM
Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..
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Rabi'ya
11-30-2009, 10:59 AM
:sl:
my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.
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☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆
11-30-2009, 11:19 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Rashad
Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool. ;D
No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn. :X
;Dthis^ made me laugh...not the original post:hiding: Reply
- IqRa -
11-30-2009, 11:27 AM
Lol...........
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OurIslamic
11-30-2009, 01:46 PM
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.
For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.
A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.
Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".
However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
11-30-2009, 05:04 PM
Oh I figured that was it...yes sorry it was lame! :P LOL
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Blackpool
11-30-2009, 10:30 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Light of Heaven
Oh I figured that was it...yes sorry it was lame! :P LOL
It was so not lame! It was the bestest joke EVERRRRR! imsad
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Hayaa
12-01-2009, 12:01 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
OurIslamic
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.
For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.
A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.
Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".
However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
Oooooh :hiding: I think I get it.
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format_quote Originally Posted by
Blackpool
It was so not lame! It was the bestest joke EVERRRRR! imsad
lol ;D It was funny. I didn't get it first but then OurIslamic explained. Thanks for sharing.
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P3ac3mak3r
12-01-2009, 02:38 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
OurIslamic
The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.
For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.
A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.
Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".
However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
you murdered it bro :p
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sister herb
12-01-2009, 06:22 AM
I got it without explanation.
;D
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x-strawberry-x
01-06-2010, 04:38 PM
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IbnAbdulHakim
01-06-2010, 04:45 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i love it when jokes are that simple when you expect them to be complicated
it always gets me :D
thanks dude
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