You have to read this!....it's funny

[Italianguy]

I thought I would share this with all of you here on the forum, …….just trying to bring a smile ;D to your day.

Things that make you say hmmmmmmmmm.:hmm:

When people say “I’m so tired it’s not even funny” or ” My head hurts so much it’s not even funny” Why would it be funny in the first place.

Do stairs go up or down?

Do coffins have a lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while numbers on calculators go up?

If the sky is the limit….then what is space?...over the limit?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?.......ewwwwww+o(

Aren’t the “good things that come to people that wait” just the leftovers from the people that got there first?.............hehe that’s the truth, italianguy.

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment?..... Since when did buttons become cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and your mouth at the same time?

LOL, you just tried it.hahaha….italianguy;D.

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather on his hat Macaroni?

Isn’t “Disney World” just a people trap ran by a mouse?;D

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?

How come we say “it’s colder than Hell outside” When isn’t it always colder than Hell since Hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler!?............I didn’t come up with this Umma, I promise.:shade: Italianguy

Why is it when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?:hmm:

Can mute people burp?

What happens when you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

Can a bald man get lice?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?

If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?:phew

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Just some things to ponder today, hope you enjoyed.
God be with you all!
Italianuy

[Italianguy]

you are all still tyring to breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time.......aren't you;D

[sister herb]

you are all still tyring to breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time.......aren't you;D

Actually I tried... but only at once... :embarrass

Nice post. Thanks for sharing.

[Italianguy]

Actually I tried... but only at once... :embarrass

Nice post. Thanks for sharing.

No problem:D

No sleeping on the jobimsad....sister Harb

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[Grofica]

Do coffins have a lifetime guarantees?

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment?..... Since when did buttons become cute?

Isn’t “Disney World” just a people trap ran by a mouse?;D

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

How come we say “it’s colder than Hell outside” When isn’t it always colder than Hell since Hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?:hmm:

Can mute people burp?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?

If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?:phew

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? ~Italianuy

ha ha ha ha ha ha these are great.... :-) HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

[Italianguy]

ha ha ha ha ha ha these are great.... :-) HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

lol, glad you liked it;D

[AlHoda]

Some were really funny ;D

[tango92]

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Italianuy

maybe the day of judgement arrived before we figured it out. yikes!

[Italianguy]

maybe the day of judgement arrived before we figured it out. yikes!

Dude that would suck! Imagine that. We got left behind?imsad

Well nothing else to do now but............partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy;D

I mean pray!........not party:hmm:......but.......

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..

[Italianguy]

LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..

I knew everybody would try the breathing thing;D hahahahahahahahaha

[abu_musab461]

i can do the breathing thing... many times :P

many of the things u mentioned have a simple expliantion.

eg. can mute ppl burp? ofcouse its just gas coming from the stomach, plus of heard it... not very pleasant all the same

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? no pigments

Do stairs go up or down? both directions

If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? thats a lie, our inner core temp is 37.5 any higher or lower sever change would denature the protiens and enzymes in our body hence we would die. but arms, legs are cooler than 37.5... hence if your temp goes to 39 deg they consdier it dangerous and u need to go to hospiatl emergency

While others are interesting.

none were funny though

[Italianguy]

i can do the breathing thing... many times :P

many of the things u mentioned have a simple expliantion.

eg. can mute ppl burp? ofcouse its just gas coming from the stomach, plus of heard it... not very pleasant all the same

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? no pigments

Do stairs go up or down? both directions

If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? thats a lie, our inner core temp is 37.5 any higher or lower sever change would denature the protiens and enzymes in our body hence we would die. but arms, legs are cooler than 37.5... hence if your temp goes to 39 deg they consdier it dangerous and u need to go to hospiatl emergency

While others are interesting.

none were funny though

Ahh man come on:hmm:

It's just for giggles;D

[Rafeeq]

HaHaHa.
Those are funny, Thanks for sharing.

[Italianguy]

HaHaHa.
Those are funny, Thanks for sharing.

Anything to bring a smile;D to ya!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I knew everybody would try the breathing thing;D hahahahahahahahaha

LOL hahahhaaa ;D

[kamran javed]

LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..

ha ha ah very funny lol .

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

:statisfie

ha ha ah very funny lol .

Lol geeky people:embarrass

[Italianguy]

:statisfie

Lol geeky people:embarrass

You are all geeked up.lol

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

You are all geeked up.lol

Do NOT USE my words, or elsee!!!:raging::raging::heated::raging:

[Mr.President]

I knew everybody would try the breathing thing;D hahahahahahahahaha

I also tried twice :hiding::hiding:

ha hah a ;D nice post italianguy ;D;D

thanks for sharing

[Italianguy]

I also tried twice :hiding::hiding:

ha hah a ;D nice post italianguy ;D;D

thanks for sharing

You can actually do it.........It's just funny to know everybody has a funny looking face trying it in front of the computer;D;D;D;D

Thanks

God be with you:D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Do NOT USE my words, or elsee!!!:raging::raging::heated::raging:

Lol kidding Italianguyy:omg:;D:nervous:;D

[Raaina]

you are all still tyring to breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time.......aren't you;D

Yes I am :statisfie

I keep failing lol

[Asiyah3]

Thanks for sharing :D

I started laughing when you said: "LOL, you just tried it.hahaha….italianguy." since I accidentaly at that time breath out later I tried it since many spoke about it :D

At some of them I was just "huh? huh?..." And some of them made me laugh

Thanks, Italianguyfor sharing :)

[Italianguy]

Lol kidding Italianguyy:omg:;D:nervous:;D

LOL, Iknow I have heard my wifes younger sister she's 13, say "All geeked up" Idk what that means?:hmm:

[Italianguy]

Thanks for sharing :D

I started laughing when you said: "LOL, you just tried it.hahaha….italianguy." since I accidentaly at that time breath out later I tried it since many spoke about it :D

At some of them I was just "huh? huh?..." And some of them made me laugh

Thanks, Italianguyfor sharing :)

LOL, Zainab emailed my wife and said she tried it too, her face was blue;D

Please everyone be careful......Don't faint trying ;D

[Italianguy]

Yes I am :statisfie

I keep failing lol

Come on......keep trying.....A Muslim never quits;D.....just kidding be careful:p

[sister herb]

LOL, Zainab emailed my wife and said she tried it too, her face was blue;D

Please everyone be careful......Don't faint trying ;D

This seems to be danger joke then. Better not to breath at all... :X

[harrus]

Fujny one ! Nice one !

[Italianguy]

This seems to be danger joke then. Better not to breath at all... :X

I should have put a disclaimer on this thread;D

[samsam]

you are all still tyring to breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time.......aren't you;D

hahaha loool i so am ,, i was like can i ,,can i ,, can i , den it was a , no i cant :nervous::p

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

hahaha loool i so am ,, i was like can i ,,can i ,, can i , den it was a , no i cant :nervous::p

^Lo geeky l;D

[Italianguy]

hahaha loool i so am ,, i was like can i ,,can i ,, can i , den it was a , no i cant :nervous::p

Omg, your so geeky!;D

[samsam]

Omg, your so geeky!;D

hahahaha :statisfie proud to be , you always got to try certain things out :p:p.

proud to be a geek mashalah mashalah ;D

[mahvish00786]

its been an hour now, and im still trying to breath through my nose and mouth at the same time. lol

[Sawdah]

its been an hour now, and im still trying to breath through my nose and mouth at the same time. lol

Loool, I look really stupid doing that. :P

[Italianguy]

its been an hour now, and im still trying to breath through my nose and mouth at the same time. lol

I knew you would try.lol;D

[Italianguy]

Loool, I look really stupid doing that. :P

I looked even dumber;D:exhausted

[Muhammad]

:sl:

Please remember to observe Islamic etiquettes when replying to a post from someone of the opposite gender and remember that idle chit-chat is not appropriate between men and women.

2 – Her speech should not include anything that may provoke fitnah, such as jokes, soft speech or laughter, such as writing “hahahahaha” as mentioned in the question, or using emoticons to represent smiles, because that may lead to the one in whose heart is a disease being moved with desire, as in the verse (interpretation of the meaning):

“O wives of the Prophet! You are not like any other women. If you keep your duty (to Allaah), then be not soft in speech, lest he in whose heart is a disease (of hypocrisy, or evil desire for adultery) should be moved with desire, but speak in an honourable manner”

[al-Ahzaab 33:32].

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