A Cup Of Coffee

[Binyamine]

Peace Mercy And Blessing Of Allah be upon all of us

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!



· The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good .



· The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee .



· The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee .



· The Israeli will :



1. Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese .



2. Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure .



3. Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah , Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons .



4. Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights .



5. Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee .



6. Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip .



7. Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians .



8. Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee .



9. Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century .


10. Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still , not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation .

[AlHoda]

Sad , and funny in one.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Lol wowww. Interestingg.. Lol @ the Chinese 1 lol Trueee..

It would be funny if you did 1 for like every nation lol :D

[Raaina]

LMAO

Where did you get that from :P

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[Italianguy]

I am laughing;D and crying at the same time:cry:

Italians wouldn't drink coffee.....we would have never drank the coffee in the first place......Caffe Latte....whip cream, extra caramel.....hold the fly!;D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

And i would ditch the Coffee. and look for a Chocolate Milkshake :P..yay for Chocolate Milkshake! :D

[sister herb]

And i would ditch the Coffee. and look for a Chocolate Milkshake :P..yay for Chocolate Milkshake! :D

I am sure insects prefer to fly on chocolate milkshakes too.

:phew

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Aslaamu alaaykum ...

I am sure insects prefer to fly on chocolate milkshakes too.

:phew

REALLY ^o), well they certainly need a lifee then:hmm:, nothing more i can do ., ill just have to drink and forget bout the rest aye :heated:
Khayr InshaaAllaah, geeky insectss sheessh!!!!!:raging:
Wa alaaykum Salaam

[Asiyah3]

I am laughing;D and crying at the same time:cry:

Italians wouldn't drink coffee.....we would have never drank the coffee in the first place......Caffe Latte....whip cream, extra caramel.....hold the fly!;D

True, you wouldn't drink the cup of coffee but the cup of coppee ;D

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I liked that :statisfie Thanks for sharing

[Italianguy]

True, you wouldn't drink the cup of coffee but cup of coppee ;D

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I liked that :statisfie Thanks for sharing

LOL, very true:D I didn't know you know Tamil? I'm not sure thats how it is spell'd but thats how you say it. My wife can't say Caffe or late;D so she will ask me if i want Chai or "Coppee". ;D

[Cabdullahi]

the Somali would

keep the old coffee with the insect and demand another new coffee to consume in a good old selfish ''one after the other'' process

[DaNgErOuS MiNdS]

Pakistan will: Remove the insect if it's told, receive fresh milk from US and tea bags from UK
and water from the UN.

[Italianguy]

Pakistan will: Remove the insect if it's told, receive fresh milk from US and tea bags from UK
and water from the UN.

That is hilarious;D.......but so true.

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

LoL..Quite funny!

Wonder where Binyamine got that from!

[harrus]

FUNNY ONE! :d)

[Asiyah3]

My wife can't say Caffe or late;D so she will ask me if i want Chai or "Coppee". ;D

I know that, I'm glad it rang a bell (you knew to what I was referring to) :statisfie


EDIT: Now you'll suspect that I'm Zainab's friend who got you discovered on this Board ;D

[smile]

the south african will : can't afford to waste coffee and will the drink it up
then go a strike with banners, dancing and vuvuzelas(trumpets)
complaining about the coffee and also bringing politics into da

situation

[sister herb]

the Finnish will: drink coffee with bun (or cinnamon roll) and think that insect was just one raisin what dropped to coffee

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

the Finnish will: drink coffee with bun (or cinnamon roll) and think that insect was just one raisin what dropped to coffee

Lol funny ;D

[Binyamine]

Peace Mercy And Blessing of Allah be upon all of us.

LoL..Quite funny!

Wonder where Binyamine got that from!

The first time i saw this was from a french site in 2001.

But yesterday came upon it, again in french in my local newspaper. The issue of Viva Palestine was discussed.

So translated it and shared it with you.:p

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

^^Ohhh, well that was funny & interesting! lol

Thanx for translating & sharing it with us!

[Italianguy]

[QUOTE=_muslim_;1267477]I know that, I'm glad it rang a bell (you knew to what I was referring to) :statisfie


EDIT: Now you'll suspect that I'm Zainab's friend who got you discovered on this Board ;D[/QUOTE

omg, are you?

[Tilmeez]

LOL!
Can anyone tell what Indian will do in such situation?

They will save the insect.
Take his statement to later prove that it was PAKISTANI agent of ISI.
Drink the coffee during press conference against Pakistan's terrorist attack.
:X

[Italianguy]

LOL!
Can anyone tell what Indian will do in such situation?

They will save the insect.
Take his statement to later prove that it was PAKISTANI agent of ISI.
Drink the coffee during press conference against Pakistan's terrorist attack.
:X

HANDSDOWN!! Best one so far;D My wife saw this one and started laughing;D.........she's Indian:D

[Asiyah3]

[QUOTE=Italianguy;1267568]

I know that, I'm glad it rang a bell (you knew to what I was referring to) :statisfie


EDIT: Now you'll suspect that I'm Zainab's friend who got you discovered on this Board ;D[/QUOTE

omg, are you?

Of course not :hiding:

Sister Harb can verify my statement :nervous:

[Italianguy]

[QUOTE=_muslim_;1267984]

Of course not :hiding:

Sister Harb can verify my statement :nervous:

Yeah right!:hmm: It's a conspiracy.....

[sister herb]

Of course not :hiding:

Sister Harb can verify my statement :nervous:

Hand on my heart I can verify it.

:nervous:

[Italianguy]

Hand on my heart I can verify it.

:nervous:

Okay I believe you :)