A Very Stupid Girl

[Obi97_Abdul]

Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D






1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


;D

[Cabdullahi]

She studied for a blood test.


thats a nice one

[Obi97_Abdul]

she studied for a blood test.


Thats a nice one

hehe lol thank u
;D

[layla is here]

Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.

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[Alpha Dude]

Must have been a blonde. :><:

[Obi97_Abdul]

Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.

Good point tht wud make me hav 2 change the title too
:hiding: :heated:

[Cabdullahi]

Yeah i think you should change the title with a mods help inshallah.

[mahvish00786]

lol...i love the puzzle and humour section! :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Obi97_Abdul]

Yeah i think you should change the title with a mods help inshallah.

Oh............... I'll see wat i can do

[IbnAbdulHakim]

6. She tried to drown a fish.

^ classic


just classic

[Obi97_Abdul]

6. She tried to drown a fish.

^ classic


just classic

Now dats wat i call stupid :hiding: ;D

[Raaina]

Fantastic! ;D

[Rabi'ya]

funny funny funny :)

[AlHoda]

2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
:haha:

[Italianguy]

She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D

LOL, those were funny.;D

[Tilmeez]

Auto Delete for any off topic is activated on this thread!

[x-strawberry-x]

hehehehehehehe.....;D

[Allaah Knows]

*Roll eyes* ..........................

[Obi97_Abdul]

she didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is indian;d

lol, those were funny.;d

looooool ;D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

1. She called me to get my phone number.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.



;D

Lol these 1s are Funnayyeee lol.. rang some 1 to get get there number aha, i almost did that once i think:hmm:..

[cat eyes]

you can really drown a fish by pulling his little tail backwards :)

[aadil77]

those are all yo mama jokes put into one big blonde joke

[Cabdullahi]

you can really drown a fish by pulling his little tail backwards :)

very ****** girl is present with us in the forum

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Lol ..however that Thread is Geeky:D

[Italianguy]

^Lol ..however that Thread is Geeky:D

I was just wondering......This thread needs Geekyness;D....and here you come:D

[Italianguy]

very ****** girl is present with us in the forum

LOL, ......I noticed too....i just didn't want to say anything;D....we may make her mad, and she may trip over the cordless phone trying to run after us;D

[Italianguy]

looooool ;D

I know:hmm:imsad

[Cabdullahi]

LOL, ......I noticed too....i just didn't want to say anything;D....we may make her mad, and she may trip over the cordless phone trying to run after us;D

i hope miss feline sight is not angered

[Italianguy]

i hope miss feline sight is not angered

I hope she doesn't get madimsad we're just kidding......usually i'm the point of a joke:hmm:

[CosmicPathos]

Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D






1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


;D

man you gonna get roasted here for calling a girl stupid.

[Danah]

Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!

Must have been a blonde. :><:

Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?

Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:

[CosmicPathos]

Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!



Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?

Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:

Yes, it could be he, but he chose she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?

to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie

[Life_Is_Short]

Very Funny, Jazak'Allah Khair.

[Danah]

Yes, it could be he, but he chose she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?

to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie

May be she can make another one to make it he
and no one can flame her for her choice? can they?


and she is kidding by the way.....but he should respect her instead of making fun of her, shouldn't he? :hmm:

[Life_Is_Short]

She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D

LOL, those were funny.;D

Whenever you mention your wife, why do you always make it clear that she's INDIAN ?.

Are you obsessed with Indians? :hmm:

[Cabdullahi]

Whenever you mention your wife, why do you always make it clear that she's INDIAN ?.

Are you obsessed with Indians? :hmm:

You can't blame the dude his wife is producing perfect indian chapati's mashallah!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^ Lol...... Geek. .. .

[Life_Is_Short]

You can't blame the dude his wife is producing perfect indian chapati's mashallah!

Are you chapati obsessed? :><:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^ Loll ha ha ....

[abu salaahudeen]

they were hilarious

most of them I heard when I was in college