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Obi97_Abdul
01-05-2010, 08:28 PM
Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
;D
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Cabdullahi
01-05-2010, 08:33 PM
She studied for a blood test.
thats a nice one
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Obi97_Abdul
01-05-2010, 08:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
abdullahii
she studied for a blood test.
Thats a nice one
hehe lol thank u
;D
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layla is here
01-05-2010, 08:35 PM
Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.
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Alpha Dude
01-05-2010, 08:35 PM
Must have been a blonde. :><:
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Obi97_Abdul
01-05-2010, 08:37 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
layla is here
Assalamu alaykum wrwb,
Kind of sexist that they all say she...you could have split it by making half of them say he...so it was about stupid people in general.
Then I wouldn't feel you're acting girls...
that being said, they were funny.
Good point tht wud make me hav 2 change the title too
:hiding: :heated:
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Cabdullahi
01-05-2010, 08:39 PM
Yeah i think you should change the title with a mods help inshallah.
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mahvish00786
01-05-2010, 08:39 PM
lol...i love the puzzle and humour section! :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Obi97_Abdul
01-05-2010, 08:41 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abdullahii
Yeah i think you should change the title with a mods help inshallah.
Oh............... I'll see wat i can do
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IbnAbdulHakim
01-05-2010, 08:41 PM
6. She tried to drown a fish.
^ classic
just classic
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Obi97_Abdul
01-05-2010, 08:42 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
IbnAbdulHakim
6. She tried to drown a fish.
^ classic
just classic
Now dats wat i call stupid :hiding: ;D
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Raaina
01-05-2010, 09:50 PM
Fantastic! ;D
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Rabi'ya
01-05-2010, 09:56 PM
funny funny funny :)
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AlHoda
01-05-2010, 10:59 PM
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
:haha:
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Italianguy
01-06-2010, 04:32 AM
She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D
LOL, those were funny.;D
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Tilmeez
01-06-2010, 05:53 AM
Auto Delete for any off topic is activated on this thread!
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x-strawberry-x
01-06-2010, 05:23 PM
hehehehehehehe.....;D
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Allaah Knows
01-06-2010, 05:32 PM
*Roll eyes* ..........................
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Obi97_Abdul
01-06-2010, 05:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
italianguy
she didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is indian;d
lol, those were funny.;d
looooool ;D
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-06-2010, 06:43 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Obi97_Abdul
1. She called me to get my phone number.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
;D
Lol these 1s are Funnayyeee lol.. rang some 1 to get get there number aha, i almost did that once i think:hmm:..
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cat eyes
01-06-2010, 06:46 PM
you can really drown a fish by pulling his little tail backwards :)
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aadil77
01-06-2010, 06:47 PM
those are all yo mama jokes put into one big blonde joke
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Cabdullahi
01-06-2010, 06:49 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
cat eyes
you can really drown a fish by pulling his little tail backwards :)
very ****** girl is present with us in the forum
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-06-2010, 06:51 PM
^Lol ..however that Thread is Geeky:D
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 12:18 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Muslim World 12
^Lol ..however that Thread is Geeky:D
I was just wondering......This thread needs Geekyness;D....and here you come:D
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 12:20 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abdullahii
very ****** girl is present with us in the forum
LOL, ......I noticed too....i just didn't want to say anything;D....we may make her mad, and she may trip over the cordless phone trying to run after us;D
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 12:22 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Obi97_Abdul
looooool ;D
I know:hmm:imsad
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Cabdullahi
01-07-2010, 12:23 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Italianguy
LOL, ......I noticed too....i just didn't want to say anything;D....we may make her mad, and she may trip over the cordless phone trying to run after us;D
i hope miss feline sight is not angered
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Italianguy
01-07-2010, 12:34 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abdullahii
i hope miss feline sight is not angered
I hope she doesn't get madimsad we're just kidding......usually i'm the point of a joke:hmm:
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CosmicPathos
01-25-2010, 05:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Obi97_Abdul
Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
;D
man you gonna get roasted here for calling a girl stupid.
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Danah
01-25-2010, 05:37 PM
Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!
format_quote Originally Posted by
Alpha Dude
Must have been a blonde. :><:
Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?
Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:
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CosmicPathos
01-25-2010, 05:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Danah
Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!
Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?
Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:
Yes, it could be
he, but he chose
she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?
to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie
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Life_Is_Short
01-25-2010, 05:44 PM
Very Funny, Jazak'Allah Khair.
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Danah
01-25-2010, 05:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Wa7abiScientist
Yes, it could be he, but he chose she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?
to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie
May be
she can make another one to make it
he
and no one can flame her for her choice? can they?
and
she is kidding by the way.....but he should respect her instead of making fun of her, shouldn't he? :hmm:
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Life_Is_Short
01-25-2010, 06:01 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Italianguy
She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D
LOL, those were funny.;D
Whenever you mention your wife, why do you always make it clear that she's
INDIAN ?.
Are you obsessed with Indians? :hmm:
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Cabdullahi
01-25-2010, 08:08 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Life_Is_Short
Whenever you mention your wife, why do you always make it clear that she's INDIAN ?.
Are you obsessed with Indians? :hmm:
You can't blame the dude his wife is producing perfect indian chapati's mashallah!
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-25-2010, 08:08 PM
^ Lol...... Geek. .. .
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Life_Is_Short
01-25-2010, 08:20 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Abdullahii
You can't blame the dude his wife is producing perfect indian chapati's mashallah!
Are you chapati obsessed? :><:
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-25-2010, 08:23 PM
^ Loll ha ha ....
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abu salaahudeen
01-26-2010, 01:42 AM
they were hilarious
most of them I heard when I was in college
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