Petition

[ardianto]

http://www.petitiononline.com/rftg35wr/petition.html

Do you agree if United Nation ban Dihydrogen Monoxide in our life ?.

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[sister herb]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I demand the UN will ban it immediately from the whole earth because it is very danger to all of us:

Dihydrogen monoxide:

- is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
- may cause severe burns.
- is fatal if inhaled.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of Styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

:exhausted

[BintAbee]

How dare you ban this substance??? :skeleton:

[ardianto]

Dihydrogen monoxide:

- the major component of acid rain although not the main.
- maybe contribute to the "greenhouse effect although not the main contributor.
- hot (only hot) dihydrogen Monoxide can cause severe burns.
- is fatal if inhaled in large numbers.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. Many erosion on earth were causes by dihydrogen monoxide.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals especially if dihydrogen monoxide is mixed with natrium chloride.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. If your TV, radio or cellphone is falls into a pool that full of dihydrogen monoxide, these must be failure.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Also has been found in human bodies.

Dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

- as an industrial solvent and coolant. also in car engine as coolant.
- in nuclear power plants. It used in cooling system.
- in the production of Styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant. Fire brigades use dyhidrogen monoxide for fight fires.
- in many forms of cruel animal research. Also in many research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products


Now, the time for puzzle. (This is Puzzles & Humour section, isn't this ?)

What is dihydrogen monoxide ?, and you agree if UN should ban it in our life ?

Clue : This is a substance of two molecules of hydrogen and one molecule of oxygen. Also known as H2O.

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[Tilmeez]

Very nice. :D I missed the connection the first time I saw this. I was about to move it to Health and Sceince section :X Poor me :ermm:

[sister herb]

Clue : This is a substance of two molecules of hydrogen and one molecule of oxygen. Also known as H2O.

I knew this already and understood why this petition is in the humor section.

;D

[ardianto]

So, if you want UN ban water, sign that petition. ;D

[sister herb]

I put this same thread to one forum just checking how members react with it in there.

;D

Last evening one environmental engineer from there told me he thinks they have one bottle of Dihydrogen monoxide on they lab...

;D

[Life_Is_Short]

I want them to ban Carbon Tetrahydride. :raging:

[ardianto]

I want them to ban Carbon Tetrahydride. :raging:

CH4 (methane) ?, why ?.

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I hope no one try to ban S2P.
No...., not disulfur monophosphate, ... but Spongebob SquarePants.

[sister herb]

CH4 (methane) ?, why ?.

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I hope no one try to ban S2P.
No...., not disulfur monophosphate, ... but Spongebob SquarePants.

Methane we get also from vulcanoes. Plants needs it.

Without it we on atmosphere can´t breath.