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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 04:55 PM
:sl:
Here's a thing for you to figure out :D The bad news is if you get it... you might want to check if you're a psycho :phew.

A woman's mother dies. She has a sister. They arrange the mom's funeral. At the funeral the woman meets a handsome man. They get to know each other and the woman starts to like him. However, more and more guests arrive to the funeral and so the woman has to go to greet them. Soon the woman comes back to the place where she had left the guy and sees that he has left.

A couple of days later the woman kills her own sister. Why?
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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 05:02 PM
And please don't reveal the answer yet, but you can ask for a tip.
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Muslim Woman
03-30-2010, 05:20 PM
Salaam / PeaceI have 2 answeres in mind . I guess , my second ans is correct .
O Allah , so I am a psycho ???
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 05:31 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
:sl:
Here's a thing for you to figure out :D The bad news is if you get it... you might want to check if you're a psycho :phew.

A woman's mother dies. She has a sister. They arrange the mom's funeral. At the funeral the woman meets a handsome man. They get to know each other and the woman starts to like him. However, more and more guests arrive to the funeral and so the woman has to go to greet them. Soon the woman comes back to the place where she had left the guy and sees that he has left.

A couple of days later the woman kills her own sister. Why?
She doesnt like her sister :P I know the answer :D
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'Abd-al Latif
03-30-2010, 05:39 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
:sl:
Here's a thing for you to figure out :D The bad news is if you get it... you might want to check if you're a psycho :phew.

A woman's mother dies. She has a sister. They arrange the mom's funeral. At the funeral the woman meets a handsome man. They get to know each other and the woman starts to like him. However, more and more guests arrive to the funeral and so the woman has to go to greet them. Soon the woman comes back to the place where she had left the guy and sees that he has left.

A couple of days later the woman kills her own sister. Why?
Why was she at the funeral in the first place? Woman cannot attend funeral proceedings. They may attend the funeral prayer but not the burial.

The sahabi Umm Salamah (r) said, 'We were forbidden to follow the funeral procession but it was not made absolute on us.' (Muslim)
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Muslim Woman
03-30-2010, 05:46 PM
Salaam/peace
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
She doesnt like her sister :P I know the answer :D
no , no ; you are not a phycho ...yet . I am :(
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Muslim Woman
03-30-2010, 05:48 PM
Salaam/Peace
format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd-al Latif
Why was she at the funeral in the first place? Woman cannot attend funeral proceedings.
hmmm , let's guess that they are non-Muslims.
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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 06:12 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd-al Latif
Why was she at the funeral in the first place? Woman cannot attend funeral proceedings.
Muslims are neither allowed to kill, as Muslim Woman said let's assume they are non-muslims.
:wa:
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 06:41 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
:sl:
Here's a thing for you to figure out :D The bad news is if you get it... you might want to check if you're a psycho :phew.

A woman's mother dies. She has a sister. They arrange the mom's funeral. At the funeral the woman meets a handsome man. They get to know each other and the woman starts to like him. However, more and more guests arrive to the funeral and so the woman has to go to greet them. Soon the woman comes back to the place where she had left the guy and sees that he has left.

A couple of days later the woman kills her own sister. Why?
Read carefully people :hiding:
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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 06:42 PM
^If you do know the answer then rep me and put the answer on the comment-thing.
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piXie
03-30-2010, 06:47 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
^If you do know the answer then rep me and put the answer on the comment-thing.
Looking for reps? :p

Btw, this was posted before on LI.
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 06:48 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
^If you do know the answer then rep me and put the answer on the comment-thing.
So what's my prize? :hiding:












i joke
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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 06:48 PM
^Huh? Now I know from where some of the members knew the answer! :raging:
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 06:49 PM
Not me :o... I've only been here a short time
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Asiyah3
03-30-2010, 06:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
So what's my prize? :hiding:
I'll rep you.
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awais
03-30-2010, 08:47 PM
I don't get it :hmm:
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aadil77
03-30-2010, 08:49 PM
let us have the answer
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 08:55 PM
Yea, she's just gonna scam you for rep that way imsadimsad
Basically, the woman kills her sister so that man will come to the funeral again.. so she can meet him. :hiding:
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'Abd-al Latif
03-30-2010, 09:12 PM
:salamext:

How do we know that the man just didn't go to the toilet.

Or better yet, he took those doorbells as a blessing and cue to leave before she comes back.
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Life_Is_Short
03-30-2010, 09:17 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
Yea, she's just gonna scam you for rep that way imsadimsad
;D

She is not. lol

You say it like it's money.
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-Fallen Angel-
03-30-2010, 09:29 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Life_Is_Short
;D

She is not. lol

You say it like it's money.
She told me i owe her 2 reps and that i'm greedy :raging::raging:
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ardianto
03-31-2010, 08:49 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
^If you do know the answer then rep me and put the answer on the comment-thing.
Okay, I give you rep. Read it.

Am I correct ?.
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ژاله
03-31-2010, 09:08 AM
the woman killed her sister because her sister had married the man :?
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Fטлку
03-31-2010, 02:49 PM
Edit- oooops. Just found out you're not supposed to write the answer :embarrass
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S<Chowdhury
03-31-2010, 03:05 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
She told me i owe her 2 reps and that i'm greedy :raging::raging:
Oh NO NOT 2 REPS PLZ NOOOOOOO THAT REP COST ME OH WAIT IT DOESN'T HAHA :p
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Asiyah3
03-31-2010, 03:09 PM
Now here's the long awaited answer:

The fact that the guy came to the mother's funeral indicates that he is a relative. The girl didn't get his contact information so she killed her sister so she could meet the guy in her sister's funeral.
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S<Chowdhury
03-31-2010, 03:11 PM
^^^^^^^^^^ Ahhhh I already knew the answer ^ ;D
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Asiyah3
03-31-2010, 03:12 PM
Apparently the answer had already revealed even though I said don't reveal it! :raging::raging::raging: *quickly runs to spread -reps*
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S<Chowdhury
03-31-2010, 03:25 PM
Don't worry sister doesn't matter how about this riddle


Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
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-Fallen Angel-
03-31-2010, 03:25 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
Apparently the answer had already revealed even though I said don't reveal it! :raging::raging::raging: *quickly runs to spread -reps*
Hey, you tried to scam me out of +reps imsad
And then told me i'm greedy :raging::raging:
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S<Chowdhury
03-31-2010, 03:55 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
Hey, you tried to scam me out of +reps imsad
And then told me i'm greedy :raging::raging:
Oh brother why are you crying over Reputation seriously isn't there better things to do on the forum than complain.
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-Fallen Angel-
03-31-2010, 03:59 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by S<Chowdhury
Oh brother why are you crying over Reputation seriously isn't there better things to do on the forum than complain.
No there isn't. :hmm:
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Chuck
03-31-2010, 04:46 PM
whats the answer?

My answer is she had the killer moment.
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Life_Is_Short
03-31-2010, 05:25 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
Now here's the long awaited answer:

The fact that the guy came to the mother's funeral indicates that he is a relative. The girl didn't get his contact information so she killed her sister so she could meet the guy in her sister's funeral.
Haha! Made me chuckle. ;D





Phew, I'm not a psycho. :X
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Chuck
03-31-2010, 11:27 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
Now here's the long awaited answer:

The fact that the guy came to the mother's funeral indicates that he is a relative. The girl didn't get his contact information so she killed her sister so she could meet the guy in her sister's funeral.
I missed that post. It is stupid.
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Muslim Woman
04-01-2010, 02:21 AM
:sl:


oh no I am a psycho. How to be normal ?
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GuCcI
04-01-2010, 03:10 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
Now here's the long awaited answer:

The fact that the guy came to the mother's funeral indicates that he is a relative. The girl didn't get his contact information so she killed her sister so she could meet the guy in her sister's funeral.
haha, that is psychotic :hmm:
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Donia
04-01-2010, 03:53 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by UnhappyD:
Yea, she's just gonna scam you for rep that way imsadimsad
Basically, the woman kills her sister so that man will come to the funeral again.. so she can meet him. :hiding:
Umm... :skeleton:
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Beardo
04-01-2010, 12:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd-al Latif
Why was she at the funeral in the first place? Woman cannot attend funeral proceedings. They may attend the funeral prayer but not the burial.

The sahabi Umm Salamah (r) said, 'We were forbidden to follow the funeral procession but it was not made absolute on us.' (Muslim)
lol ;D You just gotta love the guy. :p
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Fטлку
04-01-2010, 03:16 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by _muslim_
The fact that the guy came to the mother's funeral indicates that he is a relative. The girl didn't get his contact information so she killed her sister so she could meet the guy in her sister's funeral.
Hehe. I knew it :D
Got this in a text message some time backk.
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smile
04-01-2010, 03:25 PM
she wanted to go to another funeral to see him again?
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
07-03-2010, 10:11 PM
Geeeky. . . . so it is :-\
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sohail1234
05-30-2013, 04:54 AM
didn't get?????
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