Man VS Wife

[Beardo]

The Silent Treatment


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.




WIFE VS. HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws




WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'


W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



WHO DOES WHAT

A christian man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS

[SMA89]

Why are you supporting the women? are u a woman?

[Maryan0]

lol at the he-brews, I love the first one
Salam

[Innocent Soul]

:sl::sl:

Why are you supporting the women? are u a woman?

lol. ;D

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[-Elle-]

lol! They were all very clever, thanks for sharing

salam

['Abd Al-Maajid]

...'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws...

:sl:
lol;D;D;D

[smile]

hahahahaa women R 2 smart!!!

[Asiyah3]

JazakalLah for sharing. Marriage jokes are the best. :D

[Amanda]

Hehehe... cute!

[Duhaa786M]

hebrew.....

LOL :)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Lol these Marriage jokes are funny ;D....
the second 1 was the funniest although they were all really funny..;D
The Wife are clever :)