Israel (Hebrew: ישראל Arabic: فلسطين ) is an illegal settlement of Jews in the Middle East. As the USA's 51st state, Israel (aka The Promised Land and Zionistan) is Murka's BFF in an otherwise Arab inhabited region of the world.
Founded after World War 2 by Britfag trolls eager to unload the worthless sandbox they owned from prior world domination, the idea was to placate Hitler's leftover butthurt whiners by giving them their own country. The plans also included putting them in a 'bad neighbourhood' where -it was hoped- like people in a Georgia trailer park, they would be easily plucked out and lynched from Burning Bushes.
Unfortunately, the land was already occupied with its native population, the Palestinians. And they'd put a fair amount of work into the land. So when all these pesky Jews got off the Führer Fun Bus and started throwing their weight around like they owned the joint, claiming it had been promised to them way before the Holocaust in an old work of fiction called The Bible, the natives grew restless and started pushing back. Since the jews had come bearing arms instead of the customary Arabic gift of alms, **** started jumping off. The logic behind it is pretty much as if future Objectivists claimed a probably Mexican-infested Manhattan because their zombie leader likes concrete phalli.
And so began the birth of a nation -like America- founded upon the massacre, subjugation and 'relocation' of an indigenous people. Ever since, it's been nothing but trolling IRL, butthurt, pwning and drama, with Israel continuing to push the limits of its borders and expanding into traditional Arab territory like the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and the Golan Heights and the Arab world trying to push back the kike scourge.
However, enterprising Jewish businessmen have begun funding the production of machines capable of turning Palestinian babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the worlds money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as Jew gold.
Jews sayes, that Israel is for stupid. Smart jews emigrate to USA and Cana'ada. After all, all jew shNobel prise winners are from Europa or North America. Jew country of Israel is culturaly backward. Jew lack of imagination is so total, that all Israel sport teams are eather named Hapoel or Maccabi.
As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbors, engaging in such lulz as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers, which some argue is a result of decades of mass fapping to Holocaust Porn, causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor and hapless Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.
Israeli foreign policy is pretty simple: "Not my fault! I'm the victim! How dare you criticise us you Holocaust denying Arab-lovers!"
Repeat that ten times, then rinse and repeat.
Israelis have a strong sense of victimhood dating back many thousands of years when the Egyptian Pharaoh gave Moses an ultimatum: stop yer freaking Jewish whining or go somewhere else. Faced with this important choice, the Jewish people decided to go somewhere else where they could maintain their whining tradition and ended up in Jerusalem, the hip place to be for all pretentious whiners during that point in human history.
Despite having the most powerful military in the Middle East, including the latest American military technology, tanks, helicopter gunships and nuclear weapons, Israel still thinks it's the victim when it sends an Apache gunship to butt**** a Palestinian neighbourhood into submission for throwing a few loose rocks at an Abrams tank.
Anyone who critices Israel is automatically assumed to be a Holocaust denying **** who wants to eradicate Jews from planet Earth. This is offensive because it states the obvious. The most pressing question facing the UN is how to nuke both the Jews and Arabs at the same time to resolve the conflict and ensure both parties feel the solution was even-handed.
The Israeli military are known to have one rule of engagement and one rule only- They never violate the same corpse twice.