a question.. who knows?

[biraslan]

A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

[ژاله]

^or father's soul.

[biraslan]

yes his mother you are ok..
thanks

[biraslan]

do you know what?


a begger come and knock a door and tell "if any food is there so give me i am so hungry"the women say that"the food is not ready now"so begger reply that"take my phone number if lunch is ready so give me a miss call".

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[biraslan]

this is real question

tell that thing that begger have it,rich people can't need it and when we eat that we will die?

[Ramadhan]

Nothing <_<

[ardianto]

Nothing <_<

Beggar have nothing. Rich people can't need nothing. We will die if we eat nothing.

Hey !, you're right !. The answer is "Nothing" !. :D

[★ηαѕιнα★]

Here's a hard one. Anyone who can solve it can call him or herself SMART!

Question:

When I live I eat anything that comes on my path. And when I drink I die.
What am I?

[Ramadhan]

Fire

:shade:

[Ummu Sufyaan]

:sl:

Here's a hard one. Anyone who can solve it can call him or herself SMART!

Question:

When I live I eat anything that comes on my path. And when I drink I die.
What am I?

i thought it could have been soil? but then reread the question properly....

[marwen]

this is real question

tell that thing that begger have it,rich people can't need it and when we eat that we will die?

Hunger ? .

[★ηαѕιнα★]

Fire

:shade:

Darn.
I will find a question no one knows the answer to.
You wait and see! :D

[★ηαѕιнα★]

Got one. Genuises only! No one can get this one right, I know for sure.

K her it comes *clears throat*:

I am not present in a century, I am in a year. I am not present in a week, I am in a day.

What am I?

Winner gets a prize :D

[Ramadhan]

Got one. Genuises only! No one can get this one right, I know for sure.

K her it comes *clears throat*:

I am not present in a century, I am in a year. I am not present in a week, I am in a day.

What am I?

Winner gets a prize :D

The letter "A"
:shade:

[tango92]

^ ooh looks we have a genius on board,

or a group of geneii operating under the name naidamar

[marwen]

The letter "A"
:shade:

cooooooool !

[Nájlá]

Got one. Genuises only! No one can get this one right, I know for sure.

K her it comes *clears throat*:

I am not present in a century, I am in a year. I am not present in a week, I am in a day.

What am I?

Winner gets a prize :D

Oh c'mon sis you call that hard? :p We have really smart ppl here... Give us some hard ones :D

[shuraimfan4lyf]

If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Yes , DARN that really confuzzled me up . . .

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Oh c'mon sis you call that hard? :p We have really smart ppl here... Give us some hard ones :D

LOL i dont even get it :-\

Anyway. . . . :-\

[shuraimfan4lyf]

^Yes , DARN that really confuzzled me up . . .

Since when chickens started to speak?

[marwen]

If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?

I think the chicken is just trying to play with us.<_<

[Dagless]

......

If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?

No.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Since when chickens started to speak?

Since you posted that JOKe, i thought it was speaking :-\, bro you even put the quotation marks:raging:
Now your saying "Since when the silly chickens started talking" why then do you say that:raging:????????????

Anyway:heated::hmm:
Carrry on everyone

[shev]

A: If yesterday was tomorrow then today would be thursday.

so what is the day when the speaker say this ...???

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

ermm Thursday? :-\

[shev]

ermm Thursday? :-\

sorry no.........

[marwen]

Is it Tuesday ?
------------------------------------------------------------
Yesterday Today Tomorrow Thursday
Moday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday

[shev]

no you go in wrong way it says if yesterday was tomorrow then today would be thurdsay

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Monday? . . .

[shev]

Monday? . . .

No .. I hope you wont count all the days until I say yes :)

[Nájlá]

LOL i dont even get it :-\

Anyway. . . . :-\

K her it comes *clears throat*:

I am not present in a century, I am in a year. I am not present in a week, I am in a day.

What am I?

Simple! =D Don't tell me you still don't get it =p

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

lol sis;D.hmm this 1 is hard :(

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Simple! =D Don't tell me you still don't get it =p

lol i see you put the "A" in the missing areas, but i still dont get it :(. . .
Oh well

[marwen]

Saturday ?
------------------------------------------------------
Thursday -> Yesterday -> Today -> Tomorrow
Thursday -> Friday -> Saturday -> Sunday

[shev]

Saturday ?
------------------------------------------------------
Thursday -> Yesterday -> Today -> Tomorrow
Thursday -> Friday -> Saturday -> Sunday

Yesss well done

[Nájlá]

lol i see you put the "A" in the missing areas, but i still dont get it :(. . .
Oh well

Lol sis, I never there were no missing areas. The 'A' are part of the words. Just look at the sentence again and You'll see what the sis meant.

Yesss well done

Lol that was hard. Good one.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^hmmm. . . sorrry :(

[★ηαѕιнα★]

The letter "A"
:shade:

Brother, I must ask you this no offense..
Are you cheating? Cos you know thats not fair to the other members you know..:)

Hard crowd you people are. K got one more:

I have 21 eyes but I can't see.
What am I?

AND NO CHEATIN' PLS!
Remember Allahs watchin'!!

[Dagless]

Brother, I must ask you this no offense..
Are you cheating? Cos you know thats not fair to the other members you know..:)

It is such an old riddle that I think most have heard it many times already.

[Abu Zainab]

Ok here's an easy one:

What's full of holes but still holds water?

[★ηαѕιнα★]

I know that one: a sponge

[marwen]

I know that one: a sponge

Who called me ?

ay ay captain !

[Abu Zainab]

You have five of them...take six out and you have two left ??

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok nerds , leme try one , lets see how nerdy y`all really are :)

There were two NERDS in front of a one Nerd and two Nerds behind a Nerd, and one Nerd in the middle. How many Nerdy nerds were there in total?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

You have five of them...take six out and you have two left ??

Indeed veeryy veryyy confuzing. . .
when you hve 5, you CANNOT take 6 out :-\

[Abu Zainab]

^ three nerds in total captain

[Abu Zainab]

Indeed veeryy veryyy confuzing. . .
when you hve 5, you CANNOT take 6 out :-\

I didn't say 6, I said six

[marwen]

There were two NERDS in front of a one Nerd and two Nerds behind a Nerd, and one Nerd in the middle. How many Nerdy nerds were there in total?

..... Five ?

[Alpha Dude]

You have five of them...take six out and you have two left ??

Is it fingers?

[★ηαѕιнα★]

^^ You lost me really..:)

[Candle]

There were two NERDS in front of a one Nerd and two Nerds behind a Nerd, and one Nerd in the middle. How many Nerdy nerds were there in total?

6 nerds if the nerd in the "middle" is in the middle of the back two nerds and not in the center of the group!

[Candle]

oh, but if not, then five nerds.. <__<

[Abu Zainab]

..... Five ?

You are right brother. Five is a right answer. But you can achieve that nerdy situation with a minimum of three nerds. You see... two nerds in front of the last nerd. Two nerds behind the first nerd. And then there is a nerd in the middle. Do I dare say...So yeah !!

[Abu Zainab]

Is it fingers?

sorry...try again

[marwen]

Two nerds behind the first nerd. And then there is a nerd in the middle. Do I dare say...So yeah !!

Yeah, that's much clever !

[★ηαѕιнα★]

You have five of them...take six out and you have two left ??

Is it "ty" maybe

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^ three nerds in total captain

LOL your correct :(

So yeah

[Abu Zainab]

Is it "ty" maybe

Exactly !!

Here's one more...

What has a body and a neck but no head?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok next
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
Lets see which Nerdified geek gets this 1, the one who gets it correct is a GEEKY NERD FACE :)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Exactly !!

Here's one more...

What has a body and a neck but no head?

Is it a human or an Animal?

[★ηαѕιнα★]

Exactly !!

Here's one more...

What has a body and a neck but no head?

Yeah well...I cheatedimsadsorry

[★ηαѕιнα★]

Kidneystones!! No cheating occured here

[Abu Zainab]

Ok next
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
Lets see which Nerdified geek gets this 1, the one who gets it correct is a GEEKY NERD FACE :)

Kidney Stones ??:hiding:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Yaye your incorrect
Try again, no nerd face`s yeet

[Abu Zainab]

Is it a human or an Animal?

Come on!! It can't be a human for God's sake....neither an animal !!

[Alpha Dude]

Exactly !!

Here's one more...

What has a body and a neck but no head?

I don't get? The riddle with 'ty' as the answer, I mean. :hmm:

Yeah well...I cheatedimsadsorry

Lol, after your post where you reminded others that Allah's watching? :exhausted

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Come on!! It can't be a human for God's sake....neither an animal !!

Rock? Space ship? :-\ turtle?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Bottle? Bag? bin?:-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

House? GUITAR? Video game? I dont know ?

[Abu Zainab]

I don't get? :hmm:

Bro the word is "sixty"...you take six out and you are left with two letters "ty".

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

:nervous::statisfie+o(

House? GUITAR? Video game? I dont know ?

Why dont people say the answer :raging:
no wonder people dont get nooo where:hmm::heated:

[Alpha Dude]

Ok next
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
Lets see which Nerdified geek gets this 1, the one who gets it correct is a GEEKY NERD FACE :)

Cornerstones?

[Abu Zainab]

Bottle? Bag? bin?:-\

Hey...one at a time!! Bottle is the right answer though.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Cornerstones?

LOL
Yaye your incorrect

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Hey...one at a time!! Bottle is the right answer though.

Oh so i was correct , yay for me

[Abu Zainab]

Ok here is a pop quiz for you all:

Where on earth is Burkina Faso? No Cheating!!

[marwen]

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

Mile stones

Where on earth is Burkina Faso? No Cheating!!

Africa ! No ? :-\

[Abu Zainab]

Mile stones


Africa ! No ? :-\

You got that right ! Milestones should be correct too...lets wait and see

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Mile stones

Yaye you got that








































































Incorrect :p

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok here is a pop quiz for you all:

Where on earth is Burkina Faso? No Cheating!!

No idea :-\ , maybe what bro Marwen said Africa i think?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

Ok nerds , leme try one , lets see how nerdy y`all really are :)

There were two NERDS in front of a one Nerd and two Nerds behind a Nerd, and one Nerd in the middle. How many Nerdy nerds were there in total?

FIVE NERDS!!!..awesome I got it right :coolious:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

FIVE NERDS!!!..awesome I got it right :coolious:

yay you are
























Incorrect! :-\

[Ramadhan]

Brother, I must ask you this no offense..
Are you cheating? Cos you know thats not fair to the other members you know..:)

Hard crowd you people are. K got one more:

I have 21 eyes but I can't see.
What am I?

AND NO CHEATIN' PLS!
Remember Allahs watchin'!!

Nope. i did not cheat.
That riddle is a variation of the classic "letter in a sentence" riddle, I've heard it many times before.

[sister herb]

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

Dry stones. I think they all are wet...

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

Dry stones. I think they all are wet...

Yaye you are correct :)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok next 1, who ever gets this is a Nerd face!

Question:

What month has 28 days? :):(:)

[marwen]

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

Dry stones. I think they all are wet...

haha :D true.

Ok next 1, who ever gets this is a Nerd face!

Question:

What month has 28 days? :):(:)

All months ?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

All months ?

yes you are correct which means you are a Nerd face. . .

Ok next:
What building has the most stories?:):(:)

[Dagless]

...

yes you are correct which means you are a Nerd face. . .

Ok next:
What building has the most stories?:):(:)

A library.

[marwen]

yes you are correct which means you are a Nerd face. . .

Ok, but I don't have eye glasses now, hope this still make me a nerd face.

Ok next:
What building has the most stories?:):(:)

Ok that's too hard ...
hmm : a cinema ?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^lol thats not fair :-\

Correct

Next:
What is in the middle of Paris?

[Dagless]

..........

^lol thats not fair :-\

Correct

Next:
What is in the middle of Paris?

r.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok, but I don't have eye glasses now, hope this still make me a nerd face.



Ok that's too hard ...
hmm : a cinema ?

No doesnt make you a nerd face :-\
Incorrect, Brother Dagless got it correct , A Library!


So yeah

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

..........

r.

LOL your not googling are you? thats not fair if so :-\

[Nájlá]

^^^Letter 'R'

EDIT: am late :/

[Dagless]

LOL your not googling are you? thats not fair if so :-\

Nope, I'm not. Just bored lol. I'll go and do something constructive in a min... like sleep :p

[marwen]

Ok all nerds wake up ! you got a job : that's the question :

we have a turtle which fall in 15 m deep hole. That turtle can climb 5 m per day but slid down 4 m per day.
how many days does it need to get out the hole ?

if you answer that, you will get your nerd face here :

[Nájlá]

15 days?.....

[marwen]

15 days?.....

no wrong. try again :D

it need a little bit reflection. I used a picture to find the right answer.

[Dagless]

11 days. Do I get the face?

[marwen]

11 days. Do I get the face?

Yesss you are a real nerd ! here is your nerd face

It's for you ! you deserved it !

[Nájlá]

11 days. Do I get the face?

I don't get it! How is it 11? I thought i was good at maths :/

[shuraimfan4lyf]

I don't get it! How is it 11? I thought i was good at maths :/

Its okay..it happens. I suck at math aswell.

"r" is in middle of Paris. :D

[marwen]

I don't get it! How is it 11? I thought i was good at maths :/

the turtle reached 5 m the first day then 6 m the second, and so on. So you have to start from 5 to 15, not from 0 or 1 to 15.

day 1 : 1 2 3 4 5 4 3 2
day 2 : 2 3 4 5 6 5 4 3
day 3 : ... 7 ...
day 4 : ... 8 ...
...
day11: ... 15

make a picture of a scale with 5 teps up and 4 steps down each day, and you'll see that you'll reach the 15m in 11 days.

[Dagless]

Yesss you are a real nerd ! here is your nerd face

It's for you ! you deserved it !

<nerd face acceptance speech> Oh wow, this is such an emotional moment :'( I'd like to thank marwen for posting the question, Rashad for the forum in which the question could be posted, Mr. Dorfman who took a chance on a young hair stylist from Harlem, and of course God; without whom nothing is possible. Thank you all. I love youuu. </nerd face acceptance speech>

[shuraimfan4lyf]

<nerd face acceptance speech> Oh wow, this is such an emotional moment :'( I'd like to thank marwen for posting the question, Rashad for the forum in which the question could be posted, Mr. Dorfman who took a chance on a young hair stylist from Harlem, and of course God; without whom nothing is possible. Thank you all. I love youuu. </nerd face acceptance speech>

*yells Allahu Akbar, gives him a ak-47 as a reward*

[marwen]

<nerd face acceptance speech> Oh wow, this is such an emotional moment :'( I'd like to thank marwen for posting the question, Rashad for the forum in which the question could be posted, Mr. Dorfman who took a chance on a young hair stylist from Harlem, and of course God; without whom nothing is possible. Thank you all. I love youuu. </nerd face acceptance speech>

Nice speech ! :bravo:, you made me cry bro :'( I always thought you're gonna make it. Such moments don't happen every day. You have to enjoy it.

[marwen]

*yells Allahu Akbar, gives him a ak-47 as a reward*

what is ak-47 ? is it a gun ? hahahaha ;D

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

The middle of paris is it the eiffel tower the right answer??
I hope i am right^^ ^^^^^^^^
Question:

You put something hot in the freezer and after 48 hours you take it out and its still hot what is this item?
No cheating, allah is watching!

[marwen]

Question:
You put something hot in the freezer and after 48 hours you take it out and its still hot what is this item?
No cheating, allah is watching!

This is too difficult :-\ I mean, Is the freezer on ?

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

This is too difficult :-\ I mean, Is the freezer on ?

Yes the freezer is on, and it very very very cold around -5 celcius. This a family riddle.
Hope that helped loool. :)

Hint: think outside the box (be creative i am sure u will get the right answer)

[marwen]

^ is it the freeser lamp (light) ? I think it's hot when you touch it.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^ is it the freeser lamp (light) ? I think it's hot when you touch it.

Nope, good try but ur not close at all.
Keep trying, I am sure its exhausting and hot.
I think i gave u another clue lol.

[marwen]

Nope, good try but ur not close at all.
Keep trying, I am sure its exhausting and hot.
I think i gave u another clue lol.

is it red hot chili ;D ?

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

is it red hot chili ;D ?

YES YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent effort i must say.

U r very smart wallah, manshallah, truly good.
Ok give me a question if u can.

[marwen]

YES YOU GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent effort i must say.

U r very smart wallah, manshallah, truly good.
Ok give me a question if u can.

Alhamdulillah !:exhausted loool

Ok I have a question for you :

There is a cat, all black, who crossed the road, while the lights are off and there is no moon. A driver stopped the car when the cat crossed the road. How did he see the black cat ?

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Alhamdulillah !:exhausted loool

Ok I have a question for you :

There is a cat, all black, who crossed the road, while the lights are off and there is no moon. A driver stopped the car when the cat crossed the road. How did he see the black cat ?

Is it because of the black cat shiny reflective eyes? lol

[marwen]

Is it because of the black cat shiny reflective eyes? lol

no ! there is no light at all, even in the car.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Alhamdulillah !:exhausted loool

Ok I have a question for you :

There is a cat, all black, who crossed the road, while the lights are off and there is no moon. A driver stopped the car when the cat crossed the road. How did he see the black cat ?

Ok erm... because the driver was not driving the car so it was already stationery?. This question is very hard. A hint would be nice. Or is it because the cat is a dream? or the cat was making noises?, loool i am running out of ideas.:exhausted

[marwen]

Ok erm... because the driver was not driving the car so it was already stationery?. This question is very hard. A hint would be nice. Or is it because the cat is a dream? or the cat was making noises?, loool i am running out of ideas.:exhausted

just concentrate on the terms : there is no moon, the road light is off, and also the car light is off.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

just concentrate on the terms : there is no moon, the road light is off, and also the car light is off.

Ok i will try and give you the answer by tommorow insha allah, cause its really hard and i will feel stupid if it turns out easy lol, For those that want to say the answer feel free.

[shuraimfan4lyf]

The middle of paris is it the eiffel tower the right answer??
I hope i am right^^ ^^^^^^^^
Question:

You put something hot in the freezer and after 48 hours you take it out and its still hot what is this item?
No cheating, allah is watching!

NO ur too late, its not eiffel tower..

[shuraimfan4lyf]

The cat meowed, thats how the driver stopped!

[marwen]

The cat meowed, thats how the driver stopped!

nope. That's possible, but it's not that.

[Abu Zainab]

Alhamdulillah !:exhausted loool

Ok I have a question for you :

There is a cat, all black, who crossed the road, while the lights are off and there is no moon. A driver stopped the car when the cat crossed the road. How did he see the black cat ?

cause its daytime maybe?

[marwen]

cause its daytime maybe?

Yes you are right ! Congratulations !

Sorry for the others :-/

[marwen]

Ok here is now a classical logical problem. You may know it before. But if you don't know this story before and you find the right answer then you are a real genius.
Read it carefully !

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

[Abu Zainab]

Yes you are right ! Congratulations !

Sorry for the others :-/

Thats not fair!! Where's my nerd face??

[Abu Zainab]

Ok here is now a classical logical problem. You may know it before. But if you don't know this story before and you find the right answer then you are a real genius.
Read it carefully !

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

I know ze answer to zis one. I heard it before. Very interesting. Come on guys put on your thinking caps !

Just allow me to change the wording of the last sentence: He asks a question to one of the guys and from the answer he finds his way. What is the question that he asks?

[marwen]

Thats not fair!! Where's my nerd face??

oh yes, here it is your Super Nerd Face :

(he was asleep so I had to wake him up)

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Yes you are right ! Congratulations !

Sorry for the others :-/

I feel stupid now lool.
afcourse it's daytime.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Ok here is now a classical logical problem. You may know it before. But if you don't know this story before and you find the right answer then you are a real genius.
Read it carefully !

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

Did he ask where is village B?

[Abu Zainab]

Did he ask where is village B?

First of all he does not know which guy is the liar and which one is not. So in this case you get two different answers. The idea is to ask such a tricky question that both of them give the SAME answer.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

<nerd face acceptance speech> Oh wow, this is such an emotional moment :'( I'd like to thank marwen for posting the question, Rashad for the forum in which the question could be posted, Mr. Dorfman who took a chance on a young hair stylist from Harlem, and of course God; without whom nothing is possible. Thank you all. I love youuu. </nerd face acceptance speech>

That speech is Joke LOOL, youu really cried of acceptance of the Nerdified Idiot face? ahaha KOOOL

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

*yells Allahu Akbar, gives him a ak-47 as a reward*

OMG OMG you actually had an ak 47 before you gave it away:-O, for i iz shockified :-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok here is now a classical logical problem. You may know it before. But if you don't know this story before and you find the right answer then you are a real genius.
Read it carefully !

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

Its like imagining your self if your a smart person to what you would do yourself in ze situation, however i have no idea what i would do hmm...

I think i would ask him where village A and Village B is :-\ but still i guess for i iz indeedy wrongeth!

So yeah :-\

Edit: I mean ask THEM not Him.sorry

[marwen]

Edit: I mean ask THEM not Him.sorry

no he chose one guy by chance (he don't know if he's the liar or not) and he asked this guy one question and got the right way as answer.

[marwen]

Did he ask where is village B?

no. If it was the liar who is asked, then he don't get the right answer.

[marwen]

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

Ok I know many already knew the answer (at least bro Zâk and bro Imraan). For the others, should we give the solution, or you need to think again ? ;)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^It is hard, i would say please go ahead, but InshaAllaah to wait for the other replies

[Asiyah3]

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

I know these are wrong coz' they don't follow the instructions, but from these questions he'll at least know which one is the liar and which way to follow lol,
' Are you a liar?' or 'Does any of these lead to village A?'

Ok, now I wanna know the right answer. What is it?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I think it is that he asks one of them "Are you a liar?" and then ofcourse one replies, the liar will ofcourse le and the one speaking the truth will say the truth

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If its correct sis Muslimah gor it :D

[Asiyah3]

I wish!

I think it is that he asks one of them "Are you a liar?" and then ofcourse one replies, the liar will ofcourse le and the one speaking the truth will say the truth

But in this case the honest one will say no and the liar would also say no. So you don't get to know which one lies. In addition, you need to ask more questions.

[marwen]

I will give the answer :

He wants to know the way to Village A ok. And he don't know who is a liar and who is not. So he will chose one of them by chance, and ask him this question :
Q : "hey ! if I asked the other guy : what is the way for the village B, what will he tell me ?". So the answer will necessarily be the right way of Village A.

Explanation:
if the honest person is asked, then he will tell him that the liar will give him the opposite way of village B, which is the Way of village A. And if it's the liar who is asked, then he will tell the opposite of what the honest person will say : the honest person can tell the true way of B, so the liar will lie about that and give the way of A .

So at the end whoever is asked, he will be forced to give the way of Village A.

Hope it's clear.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Yeah it is Jazakallahu Khayr for the explanation. . .

Ok next

If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

[marwen]

If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

well, all the pairs, I mean all the 10 pairs. If he walks in the dark he won't care about the color of his sock. no ? :-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Wrong . . . Try again InshaAllaah

[marwen]

they should be of a dark color yes ? no ? lol

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

well, all the pairs, I mean all the 10 pairs. If he walks in the dark he won't care about the color of his sock. no ? :-\

Hmm ill give the answer, i dont understand it myself :-\ ill try with a better 1 LOL

Five. There are only four colors, so five socks guarantee that two will be the same color.

[marwen]

ok. yes true

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

[tango92]

there were 100 birds in a tree. a farmer shot and killed one bird.

how many birds are left on the tree?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

there were 100 birds in a tree. a farmer shot and killed one bird.

how many birds are left on the tree?

99? . . . . . . . . .

[marwen]

there were 100 birds in a tree. a farmer shot and killed one bird.

how many birds are left on the tree?

0, The others will fly ?

[marwen]

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

it's a lie ?
wait !
If everything you tell is a lie , then the above sentence is a lie also, so you are telling a lie. But wait ! if your telling a lie, then that proposition is wrong, so I can't say that everything you tell is a lie (oh I have headache now !)
I think it's cyclic (a paradox), no logical answer can be found.

[Abu Zainab]

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

Its a lie. If its true then you are contradicting yourself.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^ lol you are correct

A lie. It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie), but some of my statements can be lies, and this is one of those statements.
Hope that cured your headache Indeed
and i apologise for causing a headache

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Its a lie. If its true then you are contradicting yourself.

Right On . . . .

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok Next:

What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

Stop copying my jokes..lol.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Stop copying my jokes..lol.

I didnt copy your jokes bro, sorry i havent looked through this whole thread to what jokes others may have posted, Forgive me inshaAllaah, i dont intend to copy thats a bit lame lol

So yeah

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Air? The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 12 characters.

You are Wrong, So Incorrect indeed

[Abu Zainab]

Ok Next:

What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

My shadow???

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

My shadow???

ERM you are Correct :-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

I edited straight away. Its shadow. Dunno where i got the air answer from lol

Ok indeed you are Correct also indeed

[shuraimfan4lyf]

If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

I didnt copy your jokes bro, sorry i havent looked through this whole thread to what jokes others may have posted, Forgive me inshaAllaah, i dont intend to copy thats a bit lame lol

So yeah

You are forgiven, just dont do it next time!<_<

[Abu Zainab]

Here's an oldie:

There is rooster sitting on a wall (running north to south)....wind is blowing from east to west. Now if our rooster lays an egg, in which direction the egg will fall?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

Roosters dont lay eggs!!^o)

[Abu Zainab]

Roosters dont lay eggs!!^o)

What can I say....A Hadrami !! ;D

[tango92]

0, The others will fly ?

im very sorry, but your absolutely correct!!

[tango92]

99? . . . . . . . . .

our survery says

eeer eeeeeeeeeer

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

You are forgiven, just dont do it next time!<_<

lol seriously bro i dont even remember, i AM SERIOUS!

and plus these jokes arent even mine :-\

Anywayeth!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

our survery says

eeer eeeeeeeeeer

Sorry?

May i ask what eer eeeeeeeeeer is inshaAllaah?

[Faith.]

Ok here is now a classical logical problem. You may know it before. But if you don't know this story before and you find the right answer then you are a real genius.
Read it carefully !

Problem:
A boy wants to go to Village A. In his search, he found 2 ways without indication. But he know one of the 2 ways leads to Village A, and the other leads to Village B, but he don't know exactly which way leads to which Village. The he met tow guys, and he knew that one guy is a liar and the other is honest, but also he didn't know who is the honest one of the tow guys. What he did is that : He chose by chance one of them and asked him a question Q, and then he followed the way indicated by this guy, which is the right way.

So what was the question Q he asked ?

Are you a tow guy? :?

[marwen]

Are you a tow guy? :?

no :D. How will this help him know the right way ?

the answer is already on the forum (answer), see it when you give up.

[tango92]

Sorry?

May i ask what eer eeeeeeeeeer is inshaAllaah?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHgI...eature=related

go to 3:32

[Faith.]

no :D. How will this help him know the right way ?

the answer is already on the forum (answer), see it when you give up.

Yeah I was thinking about that as soon as I posted. :hiding: I must have missed the answer. It's all clear now.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHgI...eature=related

go to 3:32

I dont get it, but Khair inshaAllaah indeeed

So yeah!

[Asiyah3]

I also wanna ask a question insha'Allah.

Ok, here: Something that is yours, yet others use it more than you. What is it?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Ummm this is a hard one. . . .
*Thinks*

*Thinks harder*

"Oh i give up" :-\:(

:p I know it **muslimah**, **muslimah**,**muslimah**, but not gonna say lol
So yeah (sis i hope you know what im trynna do lol)

So yeah :D

[Asiyah3]

But you know I really didn't leave the keys on the door! I mean why would I, why on Earth... :cry:

I really didn't! All I can remember is the red bowtie... :cry: *tries to lead others astray* :nervous:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^lol geeky sis ;D, and i thought i was geeky lol
Geekstar. . .

"Says" Muslimah 4 Life

"Says" **muslimah**

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam/Peace

Name :)

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Oh No you are correct :D. . .MashaAllaah :)
Ok Me next :p

It's around but not always around. It's light; sometimes it's dark; sometimes it's both; sometimes many want to walk on it but only a few have? What is it?

[marwen]

^ the Moon ?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Correct

Next:
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing. What is it?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

A secret^^^^^

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^^^^^^^^^^^A lie?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

A secret^^^^^

Nope, but your rather close!

^^^^^^^^^^^A lie?

And again





Nope

Indeed

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^^^^^^^^^^ news?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

hm,a mystery????

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^^^^^^^^^^ news?

Wrongeth! Keep trying and you may "rolls eyes" *Obviously* get it!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

hm,a mystery????

Wrongeth and same goes for you!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^btw kittens are soo Cute, dont you Brothers and Sisers think aye? MashaAllaah

[shuraimfan4lyf]

off topic^^...

ok the answer is, "answer"

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^ My final answer: is it riddle?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

off topic^^...

ok the answer is, "answer"

Wrong

^ My final answer: is it riddle?

Congratulations you may post the next One! :-\

[shuraimfan4lyf]

^ My final answer: is it riddle?

Cheater,I know you are googling all the anwers!!

just like me

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Ok I don't know if you guys heard of this maybe u did:

This is a item that the person that made it does not need, the person that sells it does not need, the person that buys it does not need and the person that is using is not aware that its using it.

Figure it out what the thing is.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Cheater,I know you are googling all the anwers!!

just like me

Istagfurallah i am not a cheat lool just cause i figured it out and you didn't,

Lool i didn't see that white writing....you are a cheat and you admitted. Anyways all my questions cannot be found in internet so try that question.

[shuraimfan4lyf]

Air??????????

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Cheater,I know you are googling all the anwers!!

just like me

You are :-O, then that means i must post the Next one, and please do not post the next 1.Jazakallahu Khayr coz i will be!

Next:

You can take away my letters, my name stays the same. The letters you take I'll never reclaim because when their gone, my name stays the same. Who am I?


And please for Somethings saake dont Google, or atleast act like you didnt google . . .
People these days

So yeah

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Istagfurallah i am not a cheat lool just cause i figured it out and you didn't,

Lool i didn't see that white writing....you are a cheat and you admitted. Anyways all my questions cannot be found in internet so try that question.

Bob the Builder!

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Air??????????

Nope and when i always ask people this question they all answer air first, its shows you that people minds work the same (maybe).

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

You can take away my letters, my name stays the same. The letters you take I'll never reclaim because when their gone, my name stays the same. Who am I?[/B]




So yeah

Birth certificate?

[shuraimfan4lyf]

the sidewalk?????

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

the sidewalk?????

If that answer was for my question then its wrong.

[shuraimfan4lyf]

If that answer was for my question then its wrong.

A coffin..:exhausted

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

A coffin..:exhausted

Yes! Right answer. It took you 5 hours to answer that congrats!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Birth certificate?

Wrong, not even close enough!

the sidewalk?????

Indeed you are Wrong
Far far away from the answer you are!

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Oh this is very hard question is it Death certificate?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Oh this is very hard question is it Death certificate?

No akhi your wrong ,try again

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

The Answer is "Kind of" in the Question

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Ok is it an envelope?

[marwen]

^ a question / question mark ?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok is it an envelope?

You are quite close akhi but not the answer

^ a question / question mark ?

No your wrong , Try again InshaAllaah

And i thought you all were clever :-\

[shuraimfan4lyf]

A Mailman!!!!!!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

A Mailman!!!!!!

Ok Congratulations, you are Correct. . .
Please Post the Next 1, before i do!

[shuraimfan4lyf]

nah you go ahead..cba doing it

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok Next:

Which is heavier? A thousand lbs. of feathers or a 1000 lbs. of feathers.

[marwen]

Ok Next:

Which is heavier? A thousand lbs. of feathers or a 1000 lbs. of feathers.

mashallah sister, your questions are endless hahahaha ;D I wonder where do you find them :D

this last question may be a little bit tricky :-\ i think thousand is heavier than 1000 no ? I mean the spelling

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Ok Next:

Which is heavier? A thousand lbs. of feathers or a 1000 lbs. of feathers.

Is None the answer?
a thousand and 1000 is the same.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

mashallah sister, your questions are endless hahahaha ;D I wonder where do you find them :D

this last question may be a little bit tricky :-\ i think thousand is heavier than 1000 no ? I mean the spelling

lol Akhi. . Jazakallahu Khayr

You are wrong, but if you are good at Maths then i think you can answer it! Use your Mathematic Skills!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Is None the answer?
a thousand and 1000 is the same.

Nope. . . . . . .

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^
1000lbs of feather?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^
1000lbs of feather?

Nope, Wrongeth! Use your Mathematicals Skills indeed

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Nope, Wrongeth! Use your Mathematicals Skills indeed

I am really running out of ideas which means my mathematical skills is decreasing.

[shuraimfan4lyf]

If its not 1000 lbs of feather, then it is thousand lbs of feather..LOL there is no other choice left.

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

If its not 1000 lbs of feather, then it is thousand lbs of feather..LOL there is no other choice left.

Yeah But aren't they same. Look thousand = 1000 so they are both the same.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If its not 1000 lbs of feather, then it is thousand lbs of feather..LOL there is no other choice left.

Nope there are indeed other choices!

Yeah But aren't they same. Look thousand = 1000 so they are both the same.

Is that your final answer?

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

Nope there are indeed other choices!



Is that your final answer?

^^^^^^^Yes sister.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^Ok well then you are









































Correct. . . . .

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

^Ok well then you are
Correct. . . . .

Lool, you kept me in suspense..

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

They both are a 1000 lbs and weigh the same.

Okay my turn (Finally sheesh) :-\

Next:
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

This Q must read it Properly and then think properly :)

So yeah

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Lool, you kept me in suspense..

Indeed so i did


As u claim!

[Mohamed_Sadiq]

They both are a 1000 lbs and weigh the same.

Okay my turn (Finally sheesh) :-\

Next:
If you have three oranges and you take away two, how many will you have?

This Q must read it Properly and then think properly :)

So yeah

Lool this one is easy the answer is two innit.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^lol NOO, thats not fair, your correct

Ok Next:

If you get 1 penny the 1st day, 2 pennies the 2nd day, 4 pennies the 3rd day and so on. If you keep doubling the amount of pennies you get every day, how much money would you have by the end of the month?

[marwen]

2^30 = 1073741824 ?

[Abu Zainab]

^536870912? :hmm:
That, if it's 31 days.

This reminds me of a story I read somewhere about a wise old man who was granted a wish from the ruler of the land to ask for whatever he wanted. He said he does not wish for much...just take a chessboard and put a rice grain in the first square and two in the second and four in the third and so forth. The king laughs and says "is that all you WANT??". He asks his minister to carry out the task. To their horror they realize that they don't have that much rice in their whole kingdom !!

[tango92]

^yh i think that story was in my gcse maths book.

so:

64 squares on a chess board. therefore the total amount of rice on it = (1-2^64)/-1 = 1.845*10^19 grains of rice
if one grain of rice weighs 0.028 grams

then we get total of ((1.845*10^19)*0.028)/1000000 = 516 508 834 064 tonnes

poor king. he totally deserved it though cause that guy was trying to get food for his villiage (i think)

[Abu Zainab]

then we get total of ((1.845*10^19)*0.028)/1000000 = 516 508 834 064 tonnes

WOW !! If we assume that on an average a single person consumes 10 kg of rice every month - that figure could feed 51,650,883,406,400 people for a month !! I would imagine the earth didn't even produce that much rice since Adam alaihissalam.:hiding:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

This reminds me of a story I read somewhere about a wise old man who was granted a wish from the ruler of the land to ask for whatever he wanted. He said he does not wish for much...just take a chessboard and put a rice grain in the first square and two in the second and four in the third and so forth. The king laughs and says "is that all you WANT??". He asks his minister to carry out the task. To their horror they realize that they don't have that much rice in their whole kingdom !!

And u believe that bro?:-\

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^yh i think that story was in my gcse maths book.

so:

64 squares on a chess board. therefore the total amount of rice on it = (1-2^64)/-1 = 1.845*10^19 grains of rice
if one grain of rice weighs 0.028 grams

then we get total of ((1.845*10^19)*0.028)/1000000 = 516 508 834 064 tonnes

poor king. he totally deserved it though cause that guy was trying to get food for his villiage (i think)

:(This thread is meant for fun, not to share boring Mathematicals :(

Sorry

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

WOW !! If we assume that on an average a single person consumes 10 kg of rice every month - that figure could feed 51,650,883,406,400 people for a month !! I would imagine the earth didn't even produce that much rice since Adam alaihissalam.:hiding:

Like i said :(

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

2^30 = 1073741824 ?

Gone over the top

^536870912? :hmm:
That, if it's 31 days.

Gone wayy over the top. . .

The Answer is:Over 10 million dollars!

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Ok finally!
my turn :-\

Next:
What is red and smells like blue paint?

[Abu Zainab]

And u believe that bro?:-\

There is nothing to believe here...its all basic math. Anyway sorry for getting too geeky....lets continue with the puzzles

How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

[Abu Zainab]

Ok finally!
my turn :-\

Next:
What is red and smells like blue paint?

**** Red paint??****