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Ğħαrєєвαħ
06-24-2010, 04:09 PM
Geeky pics especially the one that says "This image or video has been moved or deleted" , it is Hilarious, the funny part is that i dont even get the joke :-\
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Sawdah
06-24-2010, 05:37 PM
Lol, that's because it isn't a joke. Photobucket actually removed the image. :/
ReplyMasuma
06-24-2010, 05:59 PM
No, no! she actually knows it! And that is even more funny! AAAHAHAHA! LOL!
funny! funny! :D
^o)
Replyfunny! funny! :D
^o)
Imaan
06-26-2010, 06:55 AM
Oooooooooooooh sorry to all of u, i didn't know my fotos r removed, cos when i open this page i can see all! Plz tell me which number is removed and i'll upload it again.
ReplySnowflake
06-26-2010, 08:25 AM
LOL! thank you for sharing. Shame there weren't more :p
(the 6th pic is missing)
Reply(the 6th pic is missing)
marwen
06-26-2010, 12:48 PM
Good, at least they didn't forget to mention the bridge is out . Hahahaha ;°)
ReplyDanah
06-26-2010, 12:54 PM
I guess such sign can provoke any person in the street rushing to be on time to just hit that sign and smash it to pieces!
Salam:)
07-14-2010, 06:42 AM
Hahahah some of this pictures are very funny like the South African one.
Replynousername
07-25-2010, 01:36 AM
marwen
07-25-2010, 11:12 AM
Assalamu Alaykom.
Are they Haram ? or you just don't like it for safety ?
ReplyAre they Haram ? or you just don't like it for safety ?
Sister Unknown
07-25-2010, 02:19 PM
Wa Aalykum Salam, jazzakAllahu khayr for your concerns (smile). This is confusing. Well, there are a few things to mention, for example, viewing TV is permitted unless there was nothing haram on it. This is impossible:
such as uncovering ‘awraat, listening to music, spreading corrupt beliefs and calling for imitation of the kuffaar. Allaah has commanded us to lower our gaze, as He says (interpretation of the meaning):
We must remove or blot out every picture, except when it is too difficult to do so, like the pictures which are overwhelmingly prevalent in food packaging, or pictures used in encyclopaedias and reference books. We should remove what we can, and be careful about any provocative pictures that may be found.
"So keep your duty to Allaah and fear Him as much as you can…" [al-Taghaabun 64:16 - interpretation of the meaning]
Photographs which are essential are permitted - such as those required for identity documents, or for identifying or pursuing criminals [e.g. "wanted" posters and the like - translator's note], or for educational purposes which cannot be achieved otherwise. The principle in sharee'ah is that we should not exaggerate about what is necessary.
We ask Allaah to accept our repentance and have mercy on us, and to forgive our excesses, for He is the All-Hearing Who answers prayers. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad.
"So keep your duty to Allaah and fear Him as much as you can…" [al-Taghaabun 64:16 - interpretation of the meaning]
Photographs which are essential are permitted - such as those required for identity documents, or for identifying or pursuing criminals [e.g. "wanted" posters and the like - translator's note], or for educational purposes which cannot be achieved otherwise. The principle in sharee'ah is that we should not exaggerate about what is necessary.
We ask Allaah to accept our repentance and have mercy on us, and to forgive our excesses, for He is the All-Hearing Who answers prayers. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad.
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بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
My respected sister,
the ruling on photos that are taken by cameras is disputed over; some say it is lafwul while others say it is not. Each side has his own understanding and both views are strong.
However, as agreed on by all scholars, it is recommended for a layperson to take the safest view in order to gurad his honor and religion. So, it is better to abstain from these type of photo while keeping in mind that the dispute is valid and whoever adopt whichever view cannot be blamed.
As for unintional sins, that depends on the type of sin and the circumstances of the person. Sometimes, they are forgiven and some other times they are not.
Wallahu A'lam
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
My respected sister,
the ruling on photos that are taken by cameras is disputed over; some say it is lafwul while others say it is not. Each side has his own understanding and both views are strong.
However, as agreed on by all scholars, it is recommended for a layperson to take the safest view in order to gurad his honor and religion. So, it is better to abstain from these type of photo while keeping in mind that the dispute is valid and whoever adopt whichever view cannot be blamed.
As for unintional sins, that depends on the type of sin and the circumstances of the person. Sometimes, they are forgiven and some other times they are not.
Wallahu A'lam
Question:
I work in a government department, my job is to take pictures with a camera on special occasions. I know that taking pictures of people is unlawful, so please advise me what to do so that I can stay away from everything that makes Allaah Almighty angry. May Allaah preserve you and guide you to all that is good.
Answer:
Making or taking a picture of a human or an animal is unlawful, regardless whether it is a photograph, a drawing, stitching, a carving, or a sculpture, and regardless of whether it has a three-dimensional shape or a two-dimensional shape. There are many Hadiths that prohibit the making of pictures. May Allaah send peace and blessings on our Prophet Muhammad, his family, and his Companions.
Permanent Committee for Research and Verdicts
Fatawa Islamiyah Vol. 8 Page 157
I work in a government department, my job is to take pictures with a camera on special occasions. I know that taking pictures of people is unlawful, so please advise me what to do so that I can stay away from everything that makes Allaah Almighty angry. May Allaah preserve you and guide you to all that is good.
Answer:
Making or taking a picture of a human or an animal is unlawful, regardless whether it is a photograph, a drawing, stitching, a carving, or a sculpture, and regardless of whether it has a three-dimensional shape or a two-dimensional shape. There are many Hadiths that prohibit the making of pictures. May Allaah send peace and blessings on our Prophet Muhammad, his family, and his Companions.
Permanent Committee for Research and Verdicts
Fatawa Islamiyah Vol. 8 Page 157
nousername
07-30-2010, 07:34 AM
Ğħαrєєвαħ
09-19-2010, 11:51 AM
^lol those pics are well geeky, esp the one thats all brown :-\
Edit: or grey, or black or whatever geeky colour it is
ReplyEdit: or grey, or black or whatever geeky colour it is
Imaan
09-28-2010, 09:44 PM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH TOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!! U really did hijack this thread cos ur fotos took it all over. I came back here after soooooo long hey, was studying 4 exams and now I got 4 weeks left, pray 4 me please I pass like a bomb!! LOL!!
By the way what's a 'Jew Jitsu' :omg:........................???????? Dat stupid dance that guy is doing?
ReplyBy the way what's a 'Jew Jitsu' :omg:........................???????? Dat stupid dance that guy is doing?
S.Belle
10-04-2010, 07:38 PM
Ju-Jitsu is a form of martial arts but instead of spelling out Ju-Jitsu it says Jew Jitsu ...bc its a jew doing it and because it is actually pronounced jew jitsu lol...get it now
Replyabdussattar
10-06-2010, 07:48 AM
Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-26-2011, 02:18 PM
lol theyre geeky esp the second one, i wonder how the fish managed to get a book into the tank in the first place the geek :-\
But like sis Runaway said :"Thats clever"!
peace
ReplyBut like sis Runaway said :"Thats clever"!
peace
Ramadhan
01-28-2011, 07:16 AM
S.Belle
01-28-2011, 05:03 PM
women are not that shallow...well not all
Understanding Women:
A man was on a boat that capsized in the sea. Alhamdulillah the waves cast him up on a desert island. After months of loneliness, a beautiful colored bottle washed up on the beach. The man picked it up and caressed it, admiring its beauty, until a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
“Thank you for releasing me from my prison,” the genie said. “I grant you any wish you like. I can’t do magic, but I’m very strong and wise.”
“Wonderful,” the man said. “Build me a bridge back to my country so I can return home.”
“Oh, come on,” the genie said. “Do you have any idea what a massive engineering feat that would be? There’s not enough steel or stone in the world for that. I’m just a simple genie. Wish for something realistic.”
“Okay then,” the man said. “I wish to understand the mind of a woman.”
“Alright,” said the genie, sighing. “Did you want a suspension bridge, cable bridge, or arch bridge?”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
;D;D
ReplyUnderstanding Women:
A man was on a boat that capsized in the sea. Alhamdulillah the waves cast him up on a desert island. After months of loneliness, a beautiful colored bottle washed up on the beach. The man picked it up and caressed it, admiring its beauty, until a genie came out in a puff of smoke.
“Thank you for releasing me from my prison,” the genie said. “I grant you any wish you like. I can’t do magic, but I’m very strong and wise.”
“Wonderful,” the man said. “Build me a bridge back to my country so I can return home.”
“Oh, come on,” the genie said. “Do you have any idea what a massive engineering feat that would be? There’s not enough steel or stone in the world for that. I’m just a simple genie. Wish for something realistic.”
“Okay then,” the man said. “I wish to understand the mind of a woman.”
“Alright,” said the genie, sighing. “Did you want a suspension bridge, cable bridge, or arch bridge?”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
;D;D
'Abd Al-Maajid
01-28-2011, 05:10 PM
Musalman
02-05-2011, 09:16 AM
Hey everyone!
You can post hillarious cartoons here:
This is a happy house:
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pi...appy-house.jpg
More please!
ReplyYou can post hillarious cartoons here:
This is a happy house:
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pi...appy-house.jpg
More please!
Musalman
02-05-2011, 09:55 AM
Next:
http://www.addasnap.com/main.php?g2_...serialNumber=2
http://www.addasnap.com/main.php?g2_...serialNumber=2
Replyhttp://www.addasnap.com/main.php?g2_...serialNumber=2
http://www.addasnap.com/main.php?g2_...serialNumber=2
Alpha Dude
02-05-2011, 10:02 AM
That's cute.
You can add images directly by using the [img] [/img] tags. Put image link between the tags.
Or you can click this button from the options:
ReplyYou can add images directly by using the [img] [/img] tags. Put image link between the tags.
Or you can click this button from the options:
Woodrow
02-05-2011, 06:21 PM
Any man who understands women is yet to be born. Besides it would be a thing no man could endure. We really have no business or need to understand them, just appreciate them as a blessing. Every man except for Adam(as) has much to owe a woman as for all of us our mother was/is a woman.
ReplyMaryan0
02-06-2011, 03:35 AM
This doesnt work for me.
I like this one better
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=h...:0&tx=80&ty=59
Salam
ReplyI like this one better
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=h...:0&tx=80&ty=59
Salam
ardianto
02-06-2011, 03:43 AM
This not a joke but real accident. The US Airways pilot landed his plane on Hudson river to save the passanger from crash to the ground. All passanger safe.
Two thumbs up for the pilot. :thumbs_up :thumbs_up
ReplyTwo thumbs up for the pilot. :thumbs_up :thumbs_up
~Raindrop~
02-06-2011, 11:02 AM
Ouch! That's not funny, the poor guy most probably has concussion and memory loss. :exhausted
There's a similar thread here.
ReplyThere's a similar thread here.
Endymion
02-06-2011, 11:56 AM
Oh come on,Situation wont go that worse as he is wearing a good Helmet :D
And thanks for that Link,pictures over there were hilarious :D
ReplyAnd thanks for that Link,pictures over there were hilarious :D
Beardo
02-07-2011, 01:50 AM
This picture is on the cover of my International Relations textbook, lol.
Replyجوري
11-04-2011, 06:38 PM
lol that's so cute.. I was like that when I was a kid my eyes welling up with tears lolol.. I have an easy time injecting everyone else now, when it comes to myself my hands shake uncontrollably, I always inject in the area of the hamstrings with a 31 gauge ..
ReplyIslamicRevival
12-14-2011, 03:45 PM
^ Lol, the second image is amazing that cant be real! Not so sure about the scarf joke though, its a bit distasteful in truth
ReplyAbz2000
12-14-2011, 11:37 PM
the second one's father must've got thrown to the ground by store security as he was trying to leave,
ReplyScimitar
12-26-2011, 11:31 PM
The last one was very clever indeed... ;D bro Jedi is actually 6"4 lol
ReplyRamadhan
12-27-2011, 02:48 AM
Isn't he from Holland?
I found dutch people very tall. They might even be tallest people in the world.
ReplyI found dutch people very tall. They might even be tallest people in the world.
Jedi_Mindset
12-28-2011, 08:58 PM
i'm from holland yeah. Yes there are alot of tall persons here, my twin brother is even more taller than me. I don't know why honestly...lol
ReplyScimitar
12-28-2011, 11:07 PM
Gosh yeah man, those Dutch, Swedes and Swiss peeps, Nordic giants maaaan. North of the Caucasus, barrier of Dhul Qarnain, a people who are mighty and fearsome...
...But our bro Jedi (or Robin) - (Ridhwan is his Muslim name) is a gentle giant. I got so much love for this brother, I cannot even express it in words, masha-Allah.
Scimi
Reply...But our bro Jedi (or Robin) - (Ridhwan is his Muslim name) is a gentle giant. I got so much love for this brother, I cannot even express it in words, masha-Allah.
Scimi
Cabdullahi
12-28-2011, 11:26 PM
A male user got banned a while back and decided to register again, this time with a sister's account...the only mistake he did was give himself a male name instead of a female one to draw away attention from himself.
Maryam or Sara would have been perfect but his cover was blown due to his choice of name (Abu Qurah), a simple pic i attached below illustrates what he tried to get away with, which was murder.
ps i love this brother because he always brought a smile to my face.
ReplyMaryam or Sara would have been perfect but his cover was blown due to his choice of name (Abu Qurah), a simple pic i attached below illustrates what he tried to get away with, which was murder.
ps i love this brother because he always brought a smile to my face.
syilla
01-03-2012, 05:48 AM
posted in the fb long time ago New Manual "How to Understand Women Better"
AabiruSabeel
01-05-2012, 06:51 PM
From now onwards, anyone who offends another member of Islamic Board must fill out this form and send it to him/her via PM.
Infractions or warnings would be issued to the offender.
ReplyInfractions or warnings would be issued to the offender.
ardianto
01-17-2012, 03:13 PM
Big size helmet
Not Blackberry
This is not a joke, but common trick to get stronger signal. I just want to know, do people in your place use the same trick?
marwen
01-17-2012, 07:29 PM
LOL.
But, I think it's the only way they can use to carry that barrel with them on the motorcycle. It's forthought ;D
ReplyBut, I think it's the only way they can use to carry that barrel with them on the motorcycle. It's forthought ;D
sister herb
01-17-2012, 08:26 PM
When I saw this, my first idea was: "Is this only way to keep wife quiet during driving?"
^o)
Reply^o)
ardianto
01-27-2012, 08:55 AM
According to my friends who used that's trick, that's actually work.
I never used aluminum frying pan, but I've tried with an iron plate when I used a mobile modem in a closed room, that's work. Without iron plate, the signal was very weak and even lost.
ReplyI never used aluminum frying pan, but I've tried with an iron plate when I used a mobile modem in a closed room, that's work. Without iron plate, the signal was very weak and even lost.
Periwinkle18
02-07-2012, 08:13 PM
Ramadhan
02-08-2012, 11:25 AM
akhi ardianto, I am now trying your trick and it is working great!!
I am staying up in puncak (mountainous resort) for some work training, and the signal is very patchy.
So I am using a round iron/steel outdoor table and positioning it sideways so it functions like a satellite dish, and the signal has been really strong!
ReplyI am staying up in puncak (mountainous resort) for some work training, and the signal is very patchy.
So I am using a round iron/steel outdoor table and positioning it sideways so it functions like a satellite dish, and the signal has been really strong!
Imaan
02-12-2012, 08:32 PM
Yoh can't believe I'm here after 2 years and my thread is still @ the top. Ok some new photos...
Reply~Zaria~
02-14-2012, 07:21 PM
Only in South Africa!
Attachment 4646
(Seen at a local hospital - addressed to the nursing staff working at night......:exhausted)
ReplyAttachment 4646
(Seen at a local hospital - addressed to the nursing staff working at night......:exhausted)
BintAbee
02-14-2012, 10:23 PM
^Yeah there's loads of strange notices that the nurses put up...
I've seen a printed notice that read: "Please don't bring take always for any patient" :hmm:
ReplyI've seen a printed notice that read: "Please don't bring take always for any patient" :hmm:
'Abd-al Latif
02-15-2012, 10:22 PM
Who Am I?
02-16-2012, 04:21 AM
That cat reminds me of my dog Z doing the "dead dog" where she lays on her back with her paws in the air.
Replysister herb
02-16-2012, 05:30 AM
Who Am I?
02-16-2012, 01:36 PM
BintAbee
02-17-2012, 08:00 PM
It's a yellow bucket with red writing used for all sharp waste: needles, specimen bottles, vials etc. You can google it, but ours looks slightly different... I'll try to take a pic one day in sha Allah
Replyjoyous fairy
02-18-2012, 02:38 AM
^ Aww :(
you know the pizza one before all the egg pictures? I read that as ' We live in an EGG' so I re-read and then I scrolled down and there were all those pictures of eggs lol.
Replyyou know the pizza one before all the egg pictures? I read that as ' We live in an EGG' so I re-read and then I scrolled down and there were all those pictures of eggs lol.
Periwinkle18
02-18-2012, 02:50 AM
lolz the pizza thing is so true :p
who has so much time to draw on eggs :p
Replywho has so much time to draw on eggs :p
Txyib
02-18-2012, 03:31 AM
LOoooL totLLY AGREE WITH YOU BUT THE EGGGS WERE JUST AMAZING WITH THE ILLUSTRATIONS HOWEVER IT MUST HAVE TAKEN ALOT OF EFFORT
Reply'Abd Al-Maajid
02-18-2012, 06:31 PM
zAk posts boring Facebook jokes because he is an fb addict. :p
Reply'Abd Al-Maajid
02-19-2012, 03:15 PM
No, everyone's not an fb addict. I spend about 10 hours on fb, he spends more...:p
ReplyPeriwinkle18
02-19-2012, 03:19 PM
OMG 10 hours *faints* n i thought i was the one who spends alot of time on it :p
ReplyWho Am I?
02-19-2012, 07:06 PM
I barely spend any time on FB. Mainly I just ninja comment on everyone else's statuses... ;D
Reply'Abd-al Latif
02-19-2012, 09:19 PM
'Abd-al Latif
02-20-2012, 05:13 PM
'Abd Al-Maajid
02-20-2012, 08:08 PM
'Abd Al-Maajid
02-21-2012, 02:47 PM
Nose wheelie? seriously?
How can one perform a nose wheelie without applying front brake? ;D
ReplyHow can one perform a nose wheelie without applying front brake? ;D
Who Am I?
02-24-2012, 04:04 PM
Yeah, I want to thank my set of keys for making a guest appearance in this comic...
ReplyBintAbee
02-25-2012, 02:36 PM
I don't understand. What are sharp container buckets?
Here are two pics of sharp containers:
http://www.4shared.com/photo/Jwa84h6S/25022012285.html
http://www.4shared.com/photo/XsRH7DJn/25022012283.html
Raudha
02-25-2012, 03:02 PM
^;D Is that what you've been doing since midnight?? :p
Our sharps containers are also slightly different :statisfie (and few and far between :hmm:)
ReplyOur sharps containers are also slightly different :statisfie (and few and far between :hmm:)
ardianto
02-26-2012, 12:10 PM
The picture is ....... I don't know the right word for it, but I mean the right becomes left, the left becomes right. It's eliminate the funny of this picture.
By the way, is he Rajinikanth, Vijayakanth, or another actor?.
ReplyBy the way, is he Rajinikanth, Vijayakanth, or another actor?.
Periwinkle18
03-02-2012, 03:34 PM
'Abd-al Latif
03-02-2012, 04:16 PM
To perform a stoppie wheelie like he has done on that picture, you have to pull the breaks. Somehow Mr. Bollywood pulled a front-wheel wheelie without even pulling the breaks!
:salamext:
Oh I got it now. Thanks.
Reply:salamext:
Oh I got it now. Thanks.
Periwinkle18
03-02-2012, 06:07 PM
ardianto
03-03-2012, 05:07 PM
Like I've said, the picture is ...... what is if left becomes right, right become left?. The front brake handle look like the clutch handle. But I know the picture is ........ from "Honda" label on tank.
By the way, what is English word for "left becomes right, right becomes left, like we see ourselves in mirror"?.
ReplyBy the way, what is English word for "left becomes right, right becomes left, like we see ourselves in mirror"?.
Periwinkle18
03-08-2012, 12:51 PM
^lol slip carefully :p
women kingdom lol reminded me of hong kong i miss it
Replywomen kingdom lol reminded me of hong kong i miss it
جوري
03-08-2012, 03:59 PM
:lol: I don't know what kind of google translator they use but I am loving it.. heard many funny similar things on ebay you'd think they were just kidding...;D
Reply'Abd-al Latif
03-08-2012, 07:41 PM
The 25 Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions
These are all the major ones. Do not attempt any of them unless you have professional experience with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat.
1. The Full Situp
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
2. The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.
3. The Semicircle
Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.
4. The Sunbather
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."
5. The Double Bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
6. The Half-Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
7. The Backstroker
Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.
8. The Sleeping Baby
Find a baby. Imitate the baby.
9. The Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
10. The Full-Box
Just get your whole **** body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.
11. The Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
12. The Sleeping Dog
Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
13. The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
Via: zuzafun.com
14. The Ruler
Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.
15. The Windowsill
The whole world is your hammock.
16. The Clothes Dryer
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
17. The Pot Luck
Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
18. The Head-Rush
Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.
19. The Odd One Out
For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.
20. The Mid-Sentence
Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.
21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)
Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.
22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition)
Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.
23. The Dog Bed
Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. I.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.
24. The Office Worker
Fall asleep on the job. LOL.
25. The Married Couple
Don't be afraid to snore.
ReplyThese are all the major ones. Do not attempt any of them unless you have professional experience with (a) sleeping and (b) being some kind of a cat.
1. The Full Situp
To achieve the full situp, you must begin with the genuine intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.
2. The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much intimacy as it is the socially uncomfortable sharing of a physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep but you're too embarrassed to move it.
3. The Semicircle
Tuck your tail between your legs and imagine that you are an omelet.
4. The Sunbather
The trick is to look like someone who is acting comfortable whilst also appearing extremely uncomfortable. Let's take this excellent opportunity to coin the term "meta-comfortable."
5. The Double Bed
You will need a partner for this one. The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed.
6. The Half-Box
Any old box will do, but two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the container at all times.
7. The Backstroker
Do not even attempt unless you have tiny, tiny, precious little legs.
8. The Sleeping Baby
Find a baby. Imitate the baby.
9. The Fur Pile
For this, you will need at least three friends who are not averse to your sleeping on them.
10. The Full-Box
Just get your whole **** body in there no matter what it takes. Be the box.
11. The Drunken Radiator
Just because you are obviously some kind of gin-addled hobo doesn't mean you can't be nice and warm.
12. The Sleeping Dog
Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
13. The Librarian
Bury your furry little head in your paws and try to look as contemplative and bookish as possible before drifting off.
Via: zuzafun.com
14. The Ruler
Measure the floor with every inch of your tiny body.
15. The Windowsill
The whole world is your hammock.
16. The Clothes Dryer
Imagine that you are a wet T-shirt, fresh from the washing machine. Drape yourself accordingly.
17. The Pot Luck
Think of yourself as a last-minute fruit salad that everyone will be very polite about but probably not enjoy all that much.
18. The Head-Rush
Head to the ground, paws in the air - let gravity do the rest.
19. The Odd One Out
For this one you will need first to find two willing conformists.
20. The Mid-Sentence
Only recommended for individuals with extreme forms of narcolepsy.
21. The Bag Of Limbs (Box Edition)
Have a friend or loved one take you apart and put you back together haphazardly inside a box.
22. The Bag Of Limbs (Couch Edition)
Same as above, except (obviously) without the box.
23. The Dog Bed
Not a bed for dogs, but a bed that is made of dogs. I.e., the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on that also smells kind of funky.
24. The Office Worker
Fall asleep on the job. LOL.
25. The Married Couple
Don't be afraid to snore.
جوري
03-09-2012, 12:45 PM
:haha: yes most doctors I know fear the dreaded flipping burgers at mcdies..
ReplyAbz2000
03-10-2012, 03:19 AM
Swansea Council sent an email to its in-house translations service to have a road sign
- 'No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only' - translated into Welsh.
The Welsh translator wasn't in at the time and automated email response was sent to council officials who believed it was exactly what they needed.
The Welsh reads:
'I am not in the office at the moment.
Send any work to be translated'
Want to fill your car's fuel tank in Italy? No problem -- just make sure you "out to the spy of the select bomb, to take the supplier."
in a can :)
Reply- 'No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only' - translated into Welsh.
The Welsh translator wasn't in at the time and automated email response was sent to council officials who believed it was exactly what they needed.
The Welsh reads:
'I am not in the office at the moment.
Send any work to be translated'
Want to fill your car's fuel tank in Italy? No problem -- just make sure you "out to the spy of the select bomb, to take the supplier."
in a can :)
Imaan
03-14-2012, 05:09 PM
Who Am I?
03-14-2012, 06:25 PM
This one reminds me of a story...
Some of the cat sleeping positions I have seen my dogs do as well.
ReplySome of the cat sleeping positions I have seen my dogs do as well.
Scimitar
03-17-2012, 05:06 AM
Attachment 4700
1st guy is on some serious LSD
2nd guy needed that bath
3rd guy is having a serious *** moment...
Scimi
Reply1st guy is on some serious LSD
2nd guy needed that bath
3rd guy is having a serious *** moment...
Scimi
Scimitar
03-17-2012, 11:31 PM
You don't scare me, you think you're gangsta with an ABBA record.... GAY.
Al-bint
03-18-2012, 10:02 AM
~Raindrop~
03-18-2012, 11:24 AM
Al-bint
03-18-2012, 01:58 PM
~Raindrop~
03-18-2012, 05:06 PM
Why not? :P I'm the only ketchup-lover in my family- why not take it to the next level? They're always commenting on how yucky it tastes, it'd serve them right :D
ReplyAl-bint
03-18-2012, 05:16 PM
Jedi_Mindset
03-19-2012, 04:27 PM
Attachment 4707
Meanwhile in the netherlands/holland- where u can buy drugs in shops and use it legally ;D
ReplyMeanwhile in the netherlands/holland- where u can buy drugs in shops and use it legally ;D
Periwinkle18
03-19-2012, 08:11 PM
lol sure get one :p OMG ur family doesnt like ketchup :S ketchup is used to make so many things like manchurian for chinese
Replysister herb
03-22-2012, 06:18 PM
If you like also eggs here is good one to you too... to make your family... better not to say:
+o(
Reply+o(
Who Am I?
03-22-2012, 06:26 PM
Dude, those dispensers rule. I have to get one, for my own sick sense of humor.
Also, am I the only one who wants to see El Smuggo there get eaten by the shark? He reminds me of too many frat boys I have met over the years...
ReplyAlso, am I the only one who wants to see El Smuggo there get eaten by the shark? He reminds me of too many frat boys I have met over the years...
Periwinkle18
03-22-2012, 06:26 PM
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