Is there any way for long life

[abjad]

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life :Dwill never come.

[Woodrow]

This thread needs a warning on top of it:

WARNING

Do not read this thread,
if your wife is close enough
to see what you are laughing at.

[Endymion]

Post #2 is even more funny :D

[breezes]

lol what ? !!! :uuh:

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[tigerkhan]

nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.

[Asiyah3]

lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?

[Zuzubu]

Runaway, obviously.

[arabic alphabet]

nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

[Rabi'ya]

:sl:

nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.

May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen

[long road ahead]

I LOVE being married.

[glo]

That's all I got to say about that!

[tw009]

nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.

lol! Lol! ;d

[Cabdullahi]

women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??

[abjad]

why do you think they have squeaky voices??

are you prepared ?

[Cabdullahi]

are you prepared ?

for the squeaky voice?

I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life :Dwill never come.

singles can have laugh :D

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow and sure!

[abjad]

'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

Do you fancy a bunk up?

.................................................. ............

[Faatin]

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

[Woodrow]

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.

[Muslim Woman]

Salaam

marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:

Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)

[Cabdullahi]

Salaam



Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)

Correction madame*

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get in, you burn!

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get in, you burn!

Are you trying to scare Ms. Faatin?:playing:

[Beardo]

Marriage is lovely. It's a mutual compromise and friendship between man and woman.

This is from a bachelor, btw. I'm just advising based off my dreams and fantasies.

[glo]

Marriage is lovely. It's a mutual compromise and friendship between man and woman.

Amen to that!
I cannot imagine not being married to my husband. (Mind you, after 25 years I cannot remember life without him ... :))

[abjad]

Love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage

[abjad]

Behind every great man there's a great woman

[Faatin]

ooh my goodness :omg: looool I didn't mean that I'm getting married real soon, I just meant that I'm around that age when girls get married and that me getting married is coming closer as the years go by lol.

Salaam



Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)