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abjad
02-17-2011, 10:01 PM
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life :Dwill never come.
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Woodrow
02-17-2011, 10:16 PM
This thread needs a warning on top of it:


WARNING

Do not read this thread,
if your wife is close enough
to see what you are laughing at.
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Endymion
02-18-2011, 12:43 PM
Post #2 is even more funny :D
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breezes
02-18-2011, 01:08 PM
lol what ? !!! :uuh:
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tigerkhan
02-18-2011, 02:08 PM
nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.
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Asiyah3
02-18-2011, 03:10 PM
lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?
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Zuzubu
02-18-2011, 03:30 PM
Runaway, obviously.
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arabic alphabet
02-18-2011, 03:36 PM
nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
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Rabi'ya
02-18-2011, 03:53 PM
:sl:

nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.

May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen
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long road ahead
02-20-2011, 08:58 PM
I LOVE being married.
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glo
02-20-2011, 09:04 PM
fighting0029 1 -

That's all I got to say about that! rolleye0016 1 -
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tw009
02-20-2011, 09:08 PM
Originally Posted by arabic alphabet
nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
lol! Lol! ;d
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Cabdullahi
02-20-2011, 09:09 PM
women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??
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abjad
02-21-2011, 10:18 AM
Originally Posted by Abdullahii
why do you think they have squeaky voices??
are you prepared ?
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Cabdullahi
02-21-2011, 05:21 PM
Originally Posted by wiino


are you prepared ?
for the squeaky voice?

I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.
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Muslim Woman
02-22-2011, 01:02 AM
Salaam

Originally Posted by wiino
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life :Dwill never come.
singles can have laugh :D

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow and sure!
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abjad
02-22-2011, 08:41 PM
Originally Posted by Abdullahii
'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.

Do you fancy a bunk up?
.................................................. ............
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Faatin
02-22-2011, 09:49 PM
marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
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Woodrow
02-23-2011, 04:11 AM
Originally Posted by Faatin
marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.
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Muslim Woman
02-23-2011, 07:39 AM
Salaam

Originally Posted by Faatin
marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)
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Cabdullahi
02-23-2011, 10:06 AM
Originally Posted by Muslim Woman
Salaam



Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)
Correction madame*

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get in, you burn!
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-23-2011, 10:32 AM
Originally Posted by Abdullahii
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get in, you burn!
Are you trying to scare Ms. Faatin?:playing:
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Beardo
02-23-2011, 03:47 PM
Marriage is lovely. It's a mutual compromise and friendship between man and woman.

This is from a bachelor, btw. I'm just advising based off my dreams and fantasies.
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glo
02-23-2011, 06:12 PM
Originally Posted by Beardo
Marriage is lovely. It's a mutual compromise and friendship between man and woman.
Amen to that!
I cannot imagine not being married to my husband. (Mind you, after 25 years I cannot remember life without him ... :))
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abjad
02-24-2011, 04:23 AM
Love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage
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abjad
02-24-2011, 04:25 AM
Behind every great man there's a great woman
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Faatin
02-25-2011, 03:57 AM
ooh my goodness :omg: looool I didn't mean that I'm getting married real soon, I just meant that I'm around that age when girls get married and that me getting married is coming closer as the years go by lol.
Originally Posted by Muslim Woman
Salaam



Congrates Sis :D

dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot :)
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