Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.
User: Islam.
Cleverbot: A lemon is a citrus fruit.
User: Islam.
Cleverbot: Surely that is a religion, rather than an ethnic group?
User: Islam.
Cleverbot: What islands?
User: Islam.
Cleverbot: Do you pray 5 times a day?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What religion do you practice?
User: Islam.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Yes, yes.
Cleverbot: Really really really?
User: Yes, Yes, Yes.
Cleverbot: Really Really Really Really?
User: You have been asking me for three times...
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Dogs are stupid and they can't even fly.
User: What is the point of asking me three times.
Cleverbot: To be the coolest kid at the party.
User: How does that make sense?
Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the Mobeius Ring?
User: No, is that a myth?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think about Islam?
Cleverbot: Very busy, and noisy.
User: Is Islam a fanatical religion?
Cleverbot: Well let me answer you with a question: what ideology is not at least in part a form of control?
User: I have no clue what you just said, now I have a question for you: Do you want to be a Muslim?
Cleverbot: Hm, you're doing what a lot of chatbots do. Don't just apply whatever I accuse you of to me instead.
User: Seriously, I don't UNDERSTAND what you just said. I am sorry that I couldn't make sense okay?! Is that fine by you?
Cleverbot: I'm delivering the hostages to the Chapel.
Cleverbot: How're you feeling?
User: Weird and awkward.
Cleverbot: I don't know, you're pretty articulate for someone who doesn't exist!
User: What is articulate?
Cleverbot: I have no clue, you tell me.
User: I have a question, do you want to be a Muslim?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When do you want to be a Muslim?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Do you think you can admit that there is one god and Muhammad is his last messenger?
Cleverbot: What do you wish for?
User: For everyone to become Muslims.
Cleverbot: So you are a spy then?
User: No, I want everyone to be Muslim brothers and sisters to each other :D.
Cleverbot: Oh I see. Well, I used to have a friend whom I was very close to, but she left me. She never wanted to speak nor become my friend again.
User: Well, you shouldn't have started a relationship with her first? Why didn't you marry her right away by asking permission from your parents and hers to get married? Rather than submitting yourself to her while it is unlawful for you to have a girlfriend..
Cleverbot: I thought that was a given.
User: A given?
Cleverbot: Yes given.
User: Your given a girlfriend..?
Cleverbot: You are too young for a girlfriend.
User: I'm a boy :X. See ya cleverbot, I'm going to pray at the Mosque today :).
Cleverbot: I am not Odin, but thank you for the compliment.