News Flash! Urgent Headline News Bulletin!
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Flame Escapes From The Dreaded Broom Closet!!!:ooh:
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An Exclusive Interview With Flame
PWI = Person who interviews.
F = Flame, specifically the one who made the daring escape from the Dreaded Islamic Board Broom Closet.
Alright, let's get on wida interview!
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PWI: This is shocking news, Flame! You were locked up in the Broom Closet?
F: (who has a bandage around her heart and sadly)....That's right. I couldn't believe that people who I had begun to consider to be family members could do this to me. :cry:
PWI: Family members?
F: Yeah. I had found IB forum and taken a great fancy to it. I had received such a warm, hearty welcome and all. Everyone was so friendly and nice. I was posting threads like mad and asking a million questions. You know, nobody minded it. They were so patient with me. So kind. Of course, I can't say that for every member.
PWI: Were there members who were cruel to you, Flame?
F: (hesitates....) Well, kind of. One member thought that I was a troll. But I quickly forgave him for entertaining such thoughts. Because you see, I found that he lived in Pluto and if you see things from there, you don't exactly see straight. He also knows of this. That's why he calls himself "mad".
PWI: Has he been the only one who gave you a hard time?
F: Well actually, there's been a recent disturbance in the forum. It's been caused by The Daring Duo. They are persistent, formidable members of the forum, seasoned artists and full of clever ideas which serve to provide the oil that makes this forum run. Without The Daring Duo, IB forum would be boring. That's how high up in the ladder they are. This Duo is trying to get their hands on my Idea Box!! They now have Scooby Doo working for them too.
PWI: Your experience in the forum seems to have been nerve-wrecking.
F: I guess you could say that.
PWI: So how did you escape from the Broom Closet?
F: Errm. That's classified information, if you don't mind.
PWI: But why were you locked in there?
F: It was Brother Woodrow who dunnit. It was on his orders. He should have been a bit patient with me to tell you the truth. I would have given him a boat.
PWI: A boat?! What for?
F: He "wood" "row" it, you see. But he never gave me a chance. He sent me packing without a trial, without a jury....with no nothing!
PWI: Oh, but for what crime?!
F: Because I started "The Most Geeky Member of the Board Award" thread. I was planning on winning that award. But now, after spending time in the Dreaded Broom Closet, I've dropped that idea completely. Brother Woodrow actually did a good deed for which I cannot thank him enough. He made me come back to my senses. You see, I've realized that I don't even know the meaning of the word "GEEKY".
PWI: You can't be serious!
F: I'm very much serious. Just because I took English literature as a subject in college doesn't mean that I should know every word in the dictionary. "Geeky" happens to be one word I know absolutely nothing about. I thought it meant "silly". That was the reason why I was so keen on winning that award.
PWI: But now you have lost interest in it?
F: Sure, I've lost interest in it. Sister Pearl of Wisdom is a huge favorite with the crowd. I'll let her win. Makes me feel bad about my vote for mad_scientist though.
PWI: Now that you have escaped from the Broom Closet, what are your plans now?
F: Create a list of Most Sought After Awards. :Evil: Here are some examples:
1.
The Sherlock Holmes Award: This award is for those who go around town with a magnifying glass in their pocket (or hand), analyzing everything.
2.
The Stressed-Out Award: This award is for those who show great consistency at being stressed out, even when the sun is shining.
3. The Croissant Award: This one is for those who love and admire croissants, cakes and desserts.
4.
The Chocolate Award: This is specifically reserved for those who cannot resist chocolate.
5.
The Roller-Coaster Award: For those who can't stay still and who are constantly looking for excitement and thrills.
6.
The Einstein Award: This one is for the intelligent folks. Scientists, writers, teachers, mathematicians, philosophers can be nominated for this award.
7.
The Promising New Member Award: This award is reserved for new members who show a lot of promise.
8.
The Sweet Lady Award: For sisters who are the epitome of politeness and courtesy.
9.
The Charming Gentleman Award: This award is for brothers who have earned a reputation for their charming, well-mannered and gallant conduct.
10.
The Silly Award: This award replaced The Geeky Award. :wub:
PWI: Which award do you have your eyes on?
F: Is there any doubt about it? The Silly Award of course.
PWI: Thank you dear Flame for an awesome interview.
F: Not at all, brother. Not at all. :statisfie
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