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[Flame of Hope]

Flaminator walks stealthily across the street in IB Town. Wonders why it's deserted. Must invite some geeky members to join the club.

Decides to place an ad.

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Wanted! Members for IB Town!

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.
2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.
3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.
4. Must be a human being.
5. Must be able to type.

Benefits of joining:

To be determined.

[Who Am I?]

A job offer? I suppose I should get a haircut and some new shoes, then...

[Flame of Hope]

A job offer? I suppose I should get a haircut and some new shoes, then...

You're hired.

[Who Am I?]

You're hired.

OK, what do I have to do and how much does it pay? Do I get any benefits?

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[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Assalaamu Alaaykum

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.

I dont suffer from attacks of boredom so alHamdulilaah its not me

2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.

Im not geeky..so yep nothing is 'negotiatable'..

3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.

I dont have any ideas on how to cheer Li members up, so this job is for someone else

4. Must be a human being.

Unfortunately, this i cannot escape, but i failed the rest : D

5. Must be able to type.

see above Q 4 :-\

Hope you find the 'wanted' member..

.. peace ..

[Flame of Hope]

Hope you find the 'wanted' member..

You are definitely hired.

[Flame of Hope]

OK, what do I have to do and how much does it pay? Do I get any benefits?

As of now we have the following departments that need management:

1. The Sweet Shop

2. The Pet Shop

3. The Coffee Shop

4. The Book Shop

Make your selection please.

Uh....as for pay and benefits, that will be determined by the Council. The council right now consists of zero members. But to give you an idea of what you can expect, your payment could be:

1. a smile.

2. a nod of appreciation.

3. a salute.

4. a greeting of Assalaamu alaykum.

5. chewing gum.

6. more geeky people joining IB Town.

[Who Am I?]

I think the pet shop for me. I love animals.

I don't chew gum, so any of the others will suffice.

[Ghazalah]

The council right now consists of zero members.

The council has one member! Miss Ghazalah :coolious:

[sister herb]

4. Must be a human being.

Is this really necessary one? Does it mean I can´t bring my teddies with me?

[Futuwwa]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

[sister herb]

As of now we have the following departments that need management:

1. The Sweet Shop

2. The Pet Shop

3. The Coffee Shop

4. The Book Shop

Make your selection please.

Don´t you have any restaurant there?

Or hotel?

Any need of electricians to power plant?

(Some better than this one...

[sister herb]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

Maybe if you will create to IB Town own bat-hattivatti farm.

[Flame of Hope]

Don´t you have any restaurant there?

Or hotel?

Any need of electricians to power plant?

(Some better than this one...

You are now hired to start the restaurant, the hotel and also the power plant.

By the way, thought I might mention we have need for some brooms and mops. To clean up the streets. Too much confetti everywhere you know.

[Flame of Hope]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

Anyone who satisfies any one of the eligibility points is immediately hired. FYI.

So sure. You're in. Just watch out for those balloons and candy all over the place. You don't want to fly away or get a tooth ache.

[sister herb]

Someone mentioned balloons?

And confetti?

Ready to cause more mess to streets of this new town...

[sister herb]

But who will be ready to clean then? I afraid it is difficult to find any volunteer.

[Futuwwa]

Do I get to be the town's official mad scientist? I can double as vizier of education and head of the experimental candymaking lab.

[Flame of Hope]

Do I get to be the town's official mad scientist? I can double as vizier of education and head of the experimental candymaking lab.

This is a case for the Official Magician of IB Town - sister harb. She can transform you into a mad scientist or mad hatter... mad whatever... in a snap. A wave of her magic wand and POOF!

But you might want to be a lil careful there. She's a little new with this job and might goof up sometimes.

[sister herb]

Ok what sound this kind of five starts hotel:

there is excellent restaurant

comfortable beds for best sleeps you have ever had

beauty salon for ladies of course

beach is near

(modern) air-conditioning

and a lot of more surprises...

[sister herb]

No problem Flame; I can try my newest transforming liquid for now... it is absolutely excellent... and also almost ready.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If I'm geeky enough, does that compensate for deficiencies in 1, 3, 4 and 5?

I dont think so, no, especially if you use big words like 'compensate' and 'deficiencies'

[sister herb]

Doomed? Do you think that inhabitants of town are something else than normal ones? I just met someone here who looked as

Maybe he was new doctor of town hospital?

[Who Am I?]

I think I'm going to start stocking the pet store with dinosaurs. I've always wanted a dinosaur for a pet.

Guaranteed to keep those teenagers off of your lawn...

[sister herb]

These kind of?

[Who Am I?]

Yeeeeeeeeeeesssss, sister harb. Those will be perfect for my evil scheme... er, I mean the pet store.

Wait, what's that over there?

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^whatever it is, it certainly is a 'something' :-\

[Who Am I?]

Yes, look over there while I make my escape...

Wait, why am I still here?

Bye!

[Flame of Hope]

Ok what sound this kind of five starts hotel:

there is excellent restaurant

comfortable beds for best sleeps you have ever had

beauty salon for ladies of course

beach is near

(modern) air-conditioning

and a lot of more surprises...

Wow! Much better than 7 star hotel. Okay. Please book one magnificent room with the air-conditioning please. And please don't forget I'd like to have the blue turban too. I'll pass for the beach. I don't like to eat sharks.

[Flame of Hope]

^whatever it is, it certainly is a 'something' :-\

That something is also the geekiest. :-\ Plus it's disguised as something pearly. :omg:

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^yep your right..

so definetly not me ofcourse :-\ ..pearls in the ocean I think is what you mean..

I think you love the word 'geeky' i noticed you use the word a lot :-\

.. peace ..

[Just_A_Girl13]

Salaam everyone! :)

May I join you?

[Flame of Hope]

^yep your right..

so definetly not me ofcourse :-\ ..pearls in the ocean I think is what you mean..

No.... it can't be you. That something has got too much of Wisdom in it. :p

[Flame of Hope]

:sl:

Salaam everyone! :)

May I join you?

You're hired. Make yourself comfortable in that island over there. It's sister harb's Island Getaway. It's a real cool place. Just watch out for that shark. Nasty fella.

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Salaam everyone! :)

May I join you?

wa alaaykum as'salaam

sure you can join sis flames geeky crew :-\

No.... it can't be you. That something has got too much of Wisdom in it. :p

I knew it+o(

[Who Am I?]

A shark? I hope it ate Richard Dreyfuss this time... ;D

[Just_A_Girl13]

sure you can join sis flames geeky crew

A geeky crew is perfect for me :D

Just watch out for that shark. Nasty fella.

I'm a good swimmer, but afraid of sharks :hmm:

[Flame of Hope]

A geeky crew is perfect for me :D

You have just won The Silly Girl Award. Yayyy! Not a bad achievement for a 2 minute member.

Now Pearly...... don't get jealous.

[Flame of Hope]

I think I'm going to start stocking the pet store with dinosaurs. I've always wanted a dinosaur for a pet.

These guys wanna say hello to you and be in your pet shop. How can you refuse????????????

[Just_A_Girl13]

You have just won The Silly Girl Award. Yayyy! Not a bad achievement for a 2 minute member.

I'm honored to accept this award :) Nice graphic, by the way.

[Who Am I?]

Ah, Flame's not playing fair now. You know I can't resist puppies/dogs.

You really didn't think I was not going to have a dog section in the pet shop, did you? :D

[Ramadhan]

I'm a good swimmer, but afraid of sharks

Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks.
and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks :D, in which case: swim for your life!

[Flame of Hope]

Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks.
and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks :D, in which case: swim for your life!

You're hired for The Shark Circus.

[Ramadhan]

You're hired for The Shark Circus.

I never knew I had the ambition to become a master of Shark Circus, but I am liking it already!

[Riana17]

Sister Flame

I would like to tell you that I HIRED MYSELF, SO im IN
HAHAHA

Dont hesitate to take out my ID pls

[Tilmeez]

Location: Conference Room of IB Town Office

Participants: Captain Woodrow:shade: and Admiral Tilmeez:exhausted

Agenda: Handling of A Group who hires towners without prior Permission of Town Office^o)

Situation: Capt Woody shows Adm Tilmeez an advertisement from a resident of IB Town who is hiring towners without prior permission of Town Office.

Captain. (In loud hard and merciless voice) I wonder what you and other official staff are doing on earth? This bunch of stupid towners is doing what they please. Is this what you were hired for? (Coughs hard):raging:

Admiral: Sir, we are on it! We have already planted our spy Ramadhan in the group. He is updating office on hourly basis. So to be honest, there is nothing much to worry about. Also I have made sure Ramadhan has completed our Special Laser Infraction Gun course before joining them. :shade:

Captain: Which Laser Gun?:p

Admiral: Sir, you forgot your own invention? This one?:raging:

Captain: Captain takes the gun and examines it and mindlessly asks What’s are the special features of this Gun.:omg:

Admiral: Sir, This gun fires a maximum 200 Laser Storms (Infractions) and minimum 5. Where 5 storms have minimal effects and 200 got max. The one who gets 200 is never able to enter the town in his life time. :skeleton:

Captain: Hmmm, Good. I don't remember when I invented it.:exhausted I just need reports on daily basis. I will detail my kitten to read them for me and suggest possible course of action.:nervous:

Admiral: Aye Aye, sire!

[sister herb]

Flameeeeeeeeeeee... those bureaucrats of IB town are planning campaing against free joining to the town! We need create more civilian activism for protecting our rights!

Barricades? Demonstrations? Who will bring some tires to burn?

Which one is better?

or

Anyways,

for our rights!

[Who Am I?]

Hippies or pirates...

Yaargh! We'll hang their gizzards from the yardarm!

Spare the puppies, of course...

[Just_A_Girl13]

Not all sharks are aggressive predators, the biggest sharks are actually the most gentle of all animals: the whale sharks. and most sharks are scared of humans: they would swim away when they see humans in the sea. I am a diver and I have encountered sharks several times during my diving trips, and unfortunately, they always swam away as soon as I got closer to them. Granted, they were not great white or tiger sharks , in which case: swim for your life!

Yes, I know :) I believe I was traumatized by a shark attack that happened while I was vacationing at the beach with family as a very young child. Luckily, nobody was seriously injured, but the sharks did tip over one family's boat. I was, understandably I think, extremely frightened.

[Just_A_Girl13]

Oh, hippies are definitely better. I love a good peaceful demonstration; I've been to several. In fact, this brings back memories of the time when I was forcibly taken to the principal's office back in sixth grade for civil disobedience. I had tried to impeach the president of our Student Council :D

[sister herb]

Ok hippies then (return the tires please). But still I think we should have something for emercency situations like

even to remind those officers that we are serious.

[Flame of Hope]

Location: Conference Room of IB Town Office

Participants: Captain Woodrow:shade: and Admiral Tilmeez:exhausted

Agenda: Handling of A Group who hires towners without prior Permission of Town Office^o)

Situation: Capt Woody shows Adm Tilmeez an advertisement from a resident of IB Town who is hiring towners without prior permission of Town Office.

Captain. (In loud hard and merciless voice) I wonder what you and other official staff are doing on earth? This bunch of stupid towners is doing what they please. Is this what you were hired for? (Coughs hard):raging:

Admiral: Sir, we are on it! We have already planted our spy Ramadhan in the group. He is updating office on hourly basis. So to be honest, there is nothing much to worry about. Also I have made sure Ramadhan has completed our Special Laser Infraction Gun course before joining them. :shade:

Captain: Which Laser Gun?:p

Admiral: Sir, you forgot your own invention? This one?:raging:

Captain: Captain takes the gun and examines it and mindlessly asks What’s are the special features of this Gun.:omg:

Admiral: Sir, This gun fires a maximum 200 Laser Storms (Infractions) and minimum 5. Where 5 storms have minimal effects and 200 got max. The one who gets 200 is never able to enter the town in his life time. :skeleton:

Captain: Hmmm, Good. I don't remember when I invented it.:exhausted I just need reports on daily basis. I will detail my kitten to read them for me and suggest possible course of action.:nervous:

Admiral: Aye Aye, sire!

Ghazalah of the council, we have an emergency. Red alert!

Sister harb - keep an eye on the Shark Master. Report any suspicious moves.

IB Towners and the recipient of The Silly Girl Award..... and you there, yes, you silly puppies running around Just a Guy in the Pet Shop...... we have got terrible news!!!

OUR IB TOWN HIDEOUT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!!! :omg:

Can anyone think of a good disguise for our town? sister harb, surely you got more ideas that having barricades, demonstrations and burning tires.

[sister herb]

Be quiet there sis Flame; we have to make those officers believe we haven´t any other plans to resist than only some barricades and hippie demonstrations. While they believe they can control us, we have jobs to do in the back yard.

First: need to convene our cavalry

- almost ready

Second: take contact to S.Belle and ask her return back to earth (where in the outer space she is now?)

Third: make sure our air defence is ok

Fourth: navy forces?

Fifth: take control of transportation (including all railways)

Also: take care about personal self-defence:

Decide how far we are ready to go...

Use propaganda against our "enemy" to make them not so sharp when it is time to take power:

Hmmm... did I forget something?

[Haya emaan]

lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

[sister herb]

lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

Yes please some help. I was checking our border areas and now... little oops happened. Could you bring some pillows under of my locations?

[Who Am I?]

Moose cavalry. Nice.

I can hide the puppies in a safe location.

Now where did I put that tie-dye shirt and peace symbol?

[Flame of Hope]

Be quiet there sis Flame; we have to make those officers believe we haven´t any other plans to resist than only some barricades and hippie demonstrations. While they believe they can control us, we have jobs to do in the back yard.

First: need to convene our cavalry

- almost ready

Second: take contact to S.Belle and ask her return back to earth (where in the outer space she is now?)

Third: make sure our air defence is ok

Fourth: navy forces?

Fifth: take control of transportation (including all railways)

Also: take care about personal self-defence:

Decide how far we are ready to go...

Use propaganda against our "enemy" to make them not so sharp when it is time to take power:

Hmmm... did I forget something?

sister harb I was not wrong to hire you as The Official Magician of IB Town. Great ideas there! I could never have guessed you had all these plans brewing behind those disguised barricades, demonstrations and burning tires.

We have to get our army together. You're hired as Commander Harb. Or if you prefer General Harb. Take your pick.

Shhh..... make sure this is kept top secret.

[Tilmeez]

Admiral Tilmeez: Tango calling Rango... Tango Calling Over.:shade:

Spy Ramadhan: Rango here over

AT: How do you hear me? Over.

SR: Loud and Clear Sir! Over.:exhausted

AT: Rango I have received some unpleasant reports from the group. Over.:raging:

SR: Yes Sir! I can also sense the same. And I suggest FAD (First Attack Doctrine):skeleton:. Over.

AT: That's good but we need some criminal charges against them to do so. Over.

SR: There must be a way out, Admiral. Over.:p

AT: Yes there is one. Listen carefully soldier, I don't want any mess neither from you nor from that old Captain and his "Wise" kitten:nervous:. Just set the gun on 200 storms and burn anyone you feel can create a mess around:raging:. Just make sure they don't find the "Remainings" and leave every other thing on me. Over.

SR: OKey Doky Sir. I have been waiting for this moment for ages. I want to test this magical gun for its maximum...:shade: Muhahahahaha Over.

AT: You just keep me posted with every step you take. Over and All!:skeleton:

[Flame of Hope]

Now where did I put that tie-dye shirt and peace symbol?

Very good, Agent Just a Guy. You're hired as the New Secret Spy. Head on over to the island and make friends with the master of The Shark Circus. Tell him you need a few sharks for your pet shop, get friendly and then get all the juicy details about their covert undercover operation. Report back to Commander Harb. Good luck!

P.S. Watch out for his gun. It's deadly.

[Haya emaan]

Yes please some help. I was checking our border areas and now... little oops happened. Could you bring some pillows under of my locations?

here i m with these two.. are they enough.. dont think you are as fat to need more.. :p

[Flame of Hope]

lolzz.. some thing gona happen here.... any one needs my help..!!!

You're hired to train The Ninja Warriors. Report to duty immediately.

[sister herb]

To Flame: I can see they have started to prepare they first attack. We better change tactic to "hit and disappear". Everyone ready?

As we are invisible, they casualties will rise by "friendly fire".


Attention to all secret agents: remember "hit and disappear" with all your actions!

Commander Harb

[sister herb]

here i m with these two.. are they enough.. dont think you are as fat to need more.. :p

Thanks about pillows. They were perfect and are still usefull if we need them in some close fighting situation.

Have everyone also they clubs with you if need to use "cave man tactic"? It may sounds old fashioned but its still very effective.

[Who Am I?]

*At the shark island* :nervous:

OK, I'm here to see a man about a shark.

I want one that can eat Richard Dreyfuss every time I watch "Jaws". And might as well make it eat George Lucas too for making the horrible Star Wars prequals.

So, do you have anything like that around here or do I have to train them myself?

[sister herb]

Here is one which I just captured. It feels quite hungry.

Commander Harb who is in secret mission in somewhere in secret place (and hardly even knows by herself where actually but it is as military secret anyways)

[Haya emaan]

You're hired to train The Ninja Warriors. Report to duty immediately.

m here already started my duty..

[Who Am I?]

OK, I'm off to shark train. "Eat Richard Dreyfuss! Get him!"

Now I need a backhoe and a team of diggers. I think it's time to put a moat in my yard...

[Flame of Hope]

SR: OKey Doky Sir. I have been waiting for this moment for ages. :shade:I want to test this magical gun for its maximum... Muhahahahaha Over.

Attention IB Town members.

We cannot win. These aliens are too sophisticated with their technology. They have magical gun and unknown scary super powers.

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

Captain Woody whose real name is Grumpy-Two-Shoes is well-known for his merciless treatment of captives. How about we remind him about his Islamic duties and appeal to his forgotten ability to have mercy over poor and innocent little IB Town members?

Or if you prefer, we could capture spy Ramadhan and hold him hostage..... we can tell those meddling aliens that they better pay ransom or else!!!!! :omg:

Decision is in your court, my respected, honorable IB town folk.

Decide wisely.

Peace and the power of mercy be with you.

[Flame of Hope]

To Flame: I can see they have started to prepare they first attack. We better change tactic to "hit and disappear". Everyone ready?

As we are invisible, they casualties will rise by "friendly fire".


Attention to all secret agents: remember "hit and disappear" with all your actions!

Commander Harb

Excellent tactic, sister harb.

Attention IB Town members! Follow directions from Commander Harb right away.

You there, Just a Guy..... abort operation Richard Dreyfuss. The new tactic is now to hit and vanish. Race on now to get the Invisible potion from sister harb.

BEST PLAN EVER YOU COME UP WITH, sister harb. Those aliens couldn't possibly match our "invisible" strength. Mwaha ha ha ha ha! :Evil:

[Who Am I?]

Right, aborting operation Richard Dreyfuss.

Now where is sister harb? Don't tell me she drank her potion already... :embarrass

She ninja'ed me...

[Just_A_Girl13]

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

I think I can help with that :) I love arguing-- I mean.... negotiating, of course;D

[Beardo]

Do I qualify? If you let me in and keep it secret from the staff, I'll donate a million reps to the cause. :O *writers out a check*

[Flame of Hope]

IB Town members. We just won The Billion Dollar Lottery.

Think of all the improvements we can make to the town with that sorta money!!!! :omg:

Come and welcome Captain Beardo to the club.

P.S. Let this be a super hushed up affair. We do not want our delicious lottery to vanish into thin air.

[Flame of Hope]

To Beardo, The Wonder Chap:

We warmly and heartily welcome you to IB Town. What refreshments would you like? Our IB Towners are at your service.

[sister herb]

Attention IB Town members.

We cannot win. These aliens are too sophisticated with their technology. They have magical gun and unknown scary super powers.

Suggestion is to negotiate a truce or a cease-fire.

Captain Woody whose real name is Grumpy-Two-Shoes is well-known for his merciless treatment of captives. How about we remind him about his Islamic duties and appeal to his forgotten ability to have mercy over poor and innocent little IB Town members?

Or if you prefer, we could capture spy Ramadhan and hold him hostage..... we can tell those meddling aliens that they better pay ransom or else!!!!! :omg:

Decision is in your court, my respected, honorable IB town folk.

Decide wisely.

Peace and the power of mercy be with you.

I think we can try both methods; negotiation but at the same time planning operation "capture spy ramadhan" when our "enemy" thinks we are ready to consider surrending. BUT WE NEVER SURRENDER!

I will invite my special team to prepare capturing operation (and they are professionals with this)

(remember fate of Gilad Shalit)

After capturing this spy, let´s decide about our demands...

[Flame of Hope]

Sister Flame

I would like to tell you that I HIRED MYSELF, SO im IN
HAHAHA

Dont hesitate to take out my ID pls

Okie dokie. I like that. You saved me time by hiring yourself in.

You're now hired to hire others. Just make sure that when you hire, they are human beings...... not aliens or spies or creatures disguised as humans.

Good luck!

[Who Am I?]

Aliens... ah crap, they're onto me...

:exhausted :hiding:

[sister herb]

Aliens... ah crap, they're onto me...

:exhausted :hiding:

No panic there. Real IB Towners have also specialists for any cases. Does this has caused already any abnormal symptoms?

[Who Am I?]

No panic there. Real IB Towners have also specialists for any cases. Does this has caused already any abnormal symptoms?

Nothing, really. I've been trying to contact the Mother Ship ever since they left me on this planet, and I've been unsuccessful so far.

Maybe they left me behind... imsad

[sister herb]

Ooops... don´t worry, Rescue Ship is on its way already.

[Who Am I?]

Finally. It only took you guys 35 years to find me... ;D

[Flame of Hope]

Flaminator shrieks in terror.

"This place is full of aliens!!!???" :omg:

Run!!!! (Where is that Shark Circus master? He has a very effective gun to take care of these pesky creatures from outer space....)

[sister herb]

Aliens? Where you all see aliens? Do you mean these fellows around of me? I thought they are just tourists here. So yes... they are a little odd maybe...

Need to find my laser machine gun...

[Who Am I?]

Wait, I come in peace.

Take me.. to your leader...

I cannot believe I just said that...

[sister herb]

Wait, I come in peace.

Take me.. to your leader...

I cannot believe I just said that...

What books say about kind of symptoms... "coming in peacefull pursoses", "take me your leader"...

Yes yes. "being too long in serious influence with aliens". "Only caring is chocking therapy to the manners of earth"...

OK.

a) Give to patient too much old comic movies to look:

b) Force patient to "pop corn, ice cream & coca cola"- diet:

c) if patient is from USA, baseball treatment is also recommended:

This for first aid.

[Who Am I?]

Baseball? I prefer a good footie match. Baseball is boring.

[sister herb]

Baseball? I prefer a good footie match. Baseball is boring.

Patient says no to baseball. Serious case. More baseball. If not, then European soccer.

[sister herb]

Last report to Flame: Captain Woodrow and Admiral Tilmeez have disappered. By special report: I ordered my Swedish agents to eat them. They were quite yummy. Almost as reindeer stew.

;D

[sister herb]

"Gud mat... smakar bra... yumm yumm"

[Who Am I?]

Patient says no to baseball. Serious case. More baseball. If not, then European soccer.

Euro footie I can definitely deal with.

'mon you Magpies!

[sister herb]

Euro footie I can definitely deal with.

'mon you Magpies!

Here we come...

[Flame of Hope]

Last report to Flame: Captain Woodrow and Admiral Tilmeez have disappered. By special report: I ordered my Swedish agents to eat them. They were quite yummy. Almost as reindeer stew.

;D

Commander harb, please clarify.

Are you:

1. An alien.... illegal immigrant.

2. An alien from outer space.

3. An alien in disguise.

4. A human being in disguise of alien.

5. A human being.

6. A real human being.

7. A true, genuine, 100% human being.

8. A smiley.

Please submit your identity pronto.

Good work on taking care of Admiral Tilmeez and Captain Woodrow. They won't bother us anymore. We were too clever for them.

But what's this? A rumor that they were duplicates?! :omg: and that they have their hawks circling up above us, watching our every move?!!!!!

Noooooo! It can't be! Tell me..... it can't be! We can't have our every move being watched.....

Think fast Commander harb!!! You have to save the day! The world is depending on you.

Over and out.

[sister herb]

Commander harb, please clarify.

Are you:

1. An alien.... illegal immigrant.

2. An alien from outer space.

3. An alien in disguise.

4. A human being in disguise of alien.

5. A human being.

6. A real human being.

7. A true, genuine, 100% human being.

8. A smiley.

Please submit your identity pronto.

Good work on taking care of Admiral Tilmeez and Captain Woodrow. They won't bother us anymore. We were too clever for them.

But what's this? A rumor that they were duplicates?! :omg: and that they have their hawks circling up above us, watching our every move?!!!!!

Noooooo! It can't be! Tell me..... it can't be! We can't have our every move being watched.....

Think fast Commander harb!!! You have to save the day! The world is depending on you.

Over and out.

None of them. I am Finnish. Monster the the Frozen North where all mystical wizards live.

[sister herb]

"Gud mat... smakar bra... yumm yumm"

Never mind. And now back to beach when aliens and officers are just *burb*.

[Who Am I?]

Here we come...

Excellent. Now where did I put my old boots?

[sister herb]

From there I am:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7zkQJWBiX8

Sorry not islamic nasheed at all but look pictures. Real wizards land.

[Flame of Hope]

None of them. I am Finnish. Monster the the Frozen North where all mystical wizards live.

"Gud mat... smakar bra... yumm yumm"

Never mind. And now back to beach when aliens and officers are just *burb*.

I'm convinced now. You are a smiley. That's what.

[Tilmeez]

(incoming call on Admiral Tilmeez’s mobile phone from Spy Ramadhan):hmm:

AT: :sl:^o)


SR: :w:, I’m in trouble Admrial!:exhausted


AT: What is that?


SP: I can’t see some of the members as they are invisible and changed their identities.:embarrass


AT: Oh, that’s just nothing. Well, don’t worry. I’m sitting here in secret chamber of town office and monitoring all activities on the magical mirror. I can see the whole picture very clearly. You also have a small mobile piece of mirror in your spy kit. Use it to calculate position and activities of the towners. Keep quite like us and never be friends with anyone. :shade:

Myself and Captain Woodrow are trying to legislate some rules to eliminate these members forever. Captain Just need some time to get his head cool. His head has been over heated as he has been pondering over an important issue for whole 30 seconds.

SP: Oh! Admiral, thank you for your help. Thank you very much.


AT: Never mind, Whenever you feel you need my help call Captain Woodrow.:p

[sister herb]

We too have magical mirror.

[sister herb]

Other magic too.. if needed. Don´t forget I am from wizard land.

[Flame of Hope]

(incoming call on Admiral Tilmeez’s mobile phone from Spy Ramadhan):hmm:

AT: :sl:^o)


SR: :w:, I’m in trouble Admrial!:exhausted


AT: What is that?


SP: I can’t see some of the members as they are invisible and changed their identities.:embarrass


AT: Oh, that’s just nothing. Well, don’t worry. I’m sitting here in secret chamber of town office and monitoring all activities on the magical mirror. I can see the whole picture very clearly. You also have a small mobile piece of mirror in your spy kit. Use it to calculate position and activities of the towners. Keep quite like us and never be friends with anyone. :shade:

Myself and Captain Woodrow are trying to legislate some rules to eliminate these members forever. Captain Just need some time to get his head cool. His head has been over heated as he has been pondering over an important issue for whole 30 seconds.

SP: Oh! Admiral, thank you for your help. Thank you very much.


AT: Never mind, Whenever you feel you need my help call Captain Woodrow.:p

Scratches head. Hmmm. Too much code language.

AT probably means Any Time Disaster.

SP = Shark Pal.

Figured out sister harb already. She's definitely a smiley... from planet Fin.

Now the real question is where is the main guilty party. The one responsible for all this hullabaloo.... putting us all in the danger of Elimination and being spied upon with Magic Mirrors and all.

The Guilty Person namely POW.

POW!!!!! Come in POW!!!!

Yeah..... I know..... sounds like Prisoner of War. But no!!!!

The secret is out. POW = Pearl of Wisdom.

Commander Smiley Harb arrest POW now! For creating IB TOWN. mismanaging it and causing us to become endangered species!!!! :raging: :skeleton:

[Ramadhan]

*sigh*

being a lowly ranked officer sure is a hard work.

[sister herb]

How to fight against army what is invisible?

[sister herb]

SP = Shark Pal.

SP = Spy Ramadhan

[ardianto]

How to fight against army what is invisible?

Make yourself invisible too. Wait in patience but still alert. When those invisible army make a visible move, that's your chance.

Sis, wasn't Simo Hayha invisible in Winter War ?.

[sister herb]

Make yourself invisible too. Wait in patience but still alert. When those invisible army make a visible move, that's your chance.

Sis, wasn't Simo Hayha invisible in Winter War ?.

Yes he was. He hide to trees and was very quiet. Then bum.

[sister herb]

By the way... how Indonesian knows about Simo Hayha and Winter War?

:nervous:

[ardianto]

By the way... how Indonesian knows about Simo Hayha and Winter War?

:nervous:

Maybe American will asks me too "how Indonesian knows about Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, General Santa Anna, and the fall of Alamo ?". :D

I have know about Alamo since I was school boy in elementary school, the same period when I knew about Winter War for the first time. But I never heard anything about Simo Hayha before I use internet.

Do you know, my wife often complain "What happened with you ?. When we were in gathering, you didn't chat, but read. When we visited someone's house, you read too". Yes, reading is my hobby since I learned to read. Alhamdulillah, I got many knowledge.

However, there were two events that made me shame. First, when I was in early of 30's age. I don't remember how was the beginning, but I explained my wife about Nativity. After I finished my explanation, my wife asked me "Now, what do you know about the birth of Rasulullah ?". Oh, sis, I felt like a sledgehammer hit me ! I didn't know anything about it !. My wife asked me again "What Muslim are you ?, you know much about Nativity but you don't know anything about the birth of Rasulullah !".

The second event was happened in early 2010. My wife meet an Islamic teacher who teaches her nephew. He told my wife "Mam, your husband is smart". Silenced for a moment, he continued with "But only in Dunya knowledge".

Inshaallah, I would learn more about Islam. :)

[sister herb]

Thanks for explanation but Simo Hayha and Alamo has nothing together.

[sister herb]

Later life
Simo Häyhä in 1940 with his jaw deformed due to injury from an enemy bullet.It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, he answered, "practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in Ruokolahti, a small village located in southeastern Finland, near the Russian border.

Are we talk about same person here?

[ardianto]

Later life
Simo Häyhä in 1940 with his jaw deformed due to injury from an enemy bullet.It took several years for Häyhä to recuperate from his wound. The bullet had crushed his jaw and blown off his left cheek. Nonetheless, he made a full recovery and became a successful moose hunter and dog breeder after World War II, and hunted with Finnish president Urho Kekkonen.

When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shooter, he answered, "practice." When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said "I did what I was told to as well as I could." Simo Häyhä spent his last years in Ruokolahti, a small village located in southeastern Finland, near the Russian border.

Are we talk about same person here?

Of course I know Simo Hayha and Alamo were nothing together.

Yes, we talk about same person. But actually, the secret behind his success was because he knew how to hide and camouflage himself to make him invisible. Soviet had many good shooters, but they could see where Simo Hayha was.

By the way, when I was young in 80's I like motorsport. I drove in auto sprint rally, but only once. It's very expensive for me. Of course, I was very familiar with Finland because Finnish are the best in auto rally. Even I still remember Finnish famous rally driver in 80's such as Ari Vatanen, Juha Kankunen, Marku Alen, Timmo Salonen, and many more.

I often watched videos of auto rally in Finland. Yes, Finland is a beautiful place. :)

[sister herb]

Ever heard about Kekkonen, Sibelius or Mannerheim?

[Who Am I?]

Mannerheim, I have. Finnish general. Commander of Finnish forces during WW2. Mannerheim line was named after him.

[ardianto]

Ever heard about Kekkonen, Sibelius or Mannerheim?

Only Mannerheim. I know many composers but I never heard about Jean Sibelius before you ask this question and I use google to know about him.

As a reader, I am not "seeker type", but "discoverer type". Seeker type is person who read with intention "I want to know about ...." then he read that pertain of what he want to know. Discoverer type is person he read everything then discover something. That's why my knowledge is not focus.

But about get knowledge from reading, sadly, I found something happen with magazines in Indonesia. In the past I got many knowledge about histories, archeology, technologies, and many other knowledge from my mommy woman's magazines. But nowadays what I find in woman's magazines are only cooking tips, career tips, gossip, etc.

[sister herb]

Urho Kekkonen were president of Finland.

Martti Ahtisaari? He just got Nobel Peace Price for his work in Namibia and East Timor.

[Just_A_Girl13]

Ever heard about Kekkonen, Sibelius or Mannerheim?

Sibelius the composer? I'm a classical music nerd ;D

[ardianto]

Martti Ahtisaari? He just got Nobel Peace Price for his work in Namibia and East Timor.

Martti Ahtisaari ?

Oh, why I forgot about him. He got Star from Indonesian government. But he was negotiator for conflict in Aceh, not in East Timor. The result was peace agreement between GAM and Indonesian Govt.

[Flame of Hope]

Flaminator makes secret phone call to Admiral Tilmeez.

Flaminator: You there?

AT: cough cough.. ahem. Yes. I'm here. Was just taking a short nap. (yawn).

Flaminator: AT, I need your help urgent.

AT: Sure, just tell me what you need. You are the best secret agent ever. Looks like you might be winning this year's award for Super Spy as well.

Flaminator: Shhh... low tone Admiral! Don't let anyone hear you. They all think SR is the spy.

AT: My plan worked brilliantly. I am so pleased. :statisfie Now tell me what you need.

Flaminator: I need you to arrest smiley harb and a certain fellow ardianto. And you can get SR to do that easy.

AT: Right on! Consider it done!!

Flaminator: Admiral, you are going to be the talk of IB Town. Once you get those two arrested, we shall all be finally free and celebrate Independence Day.

over and out.

secret conversation finished.

[ardianto]

Ardianto : Thanks for the information, James. Now bring me to safe place before Flaminator arrests me.

Agent 007 : Yes, sir.

[sister herb]

To Flame: I and my serget reindeer patrol are going to arrest Ardianto next night. OK?

Flame to commader Harb: yes go go. Santa be with you.

[sister herb]

Flaminator: I need you to arrest smiley harb and a certain fellow ardianto. And you can get SR to do that easy.

Victory or martydom!

I never surrender!

[ardianto]

To Flame: I and my serget reindeer patrol are going to arrest Ardianto next night. OK?

Flame to commader Harb: yes go go. Santa be with you.

A moment after Santa Claus and his reindeer patrol passed by

Ardianto : Good Rudolph, you are my best friend. You saw me hide behind the wall but you didn't tell Santa.

[Who Am I?]

Oh, deer... and they're flying. Looks like that secret project to cross-breed turkey and deer finally worked...

(I know what you're going to say. "Turkeys can't fly." Wild turkeys actually can fly. Domestic ones cannot.)

[sister herb]

A moment after Santa Claus and his reindeer patrol passed by

Ardianto : Good Rudolph, you are my best friend. You saw me hide behind the wall but you didn't tell Santa.

Something wrong...

Reindeers are visible to muslims but Santa may not...

[ardianto]

Something wrong...

Reindeers are visible to muslims but Santa may not...

Who said ? every year i saw Santa in malls.

[sister herb]

Reindeers exist but Cristmas not?


:nervous:

If not Christmas then also no Santa?

Soory I forgot as I am not burn muslim...

:phew

[sister herb]

Who said ? every year i saw Santa in malls.

We believe Santa lives here.

[Flame of Hope]

Ardianto : Thanks for the information, James. Now bring me to safe place before Flaminator arrests me.

Agent 007 : Yes, sir.

Flames Bond 007 kidnaps Ardianto and takes him to "safe" place.

Ardianto is ASTONISHED BEYOND WORDS. :omg:

Ardianto: Flaminator!! You are James Bond 007 ? :nervous:

Flaminator: I have several disguises my friend. Flames Bond 007 is my Secret Agent Secret Name.

Ardianto: What are you going to do with me now?! :exhausted I am innocent!!!

Flaminator: No... you have to pay for your crimes.

Ardiantor: What crimes?

Flaminator: Anda cakap bahasa planet Fin. Saya tidak suka itu.

Ardianto: What are you saying? Me no understand.

Flaminator: Aha! Anda dari Indonesia. Anda tak tahu bahasa Melayu?

Ardianto: Tidak.

Flaminator puts handcuffs on Ardianto. You're coming with me to the IB Headquarters. Admiral T will decide what to do with you.

Ardianto: Would it be the worst punishment? :skeleton:

Flaminator: Most probably.

Ardianto: Give me a clue, Flames Bond!! +o(

Flaminator: You're going to be tied up!

Ardianto: Yikes! In chains?!!

Flamintor: No.... it's worse that that. It's RUBBER BANDS.:Evil: And then you will attached to a big humongous hot air balloon and you will be blown away to the other side of the galaxy.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

[Flame of Hope]

Oh, deer... and they're flying. Looks like that secret project to cross-breed turkey and deer finally worked...

(I know what you're going to say. "Turkeys can't fly." Wild turkeys actually can fly. Domestic ones cannot.)

In IB Town everything can fly. What are you talking about?

[Flame of Hope]

Victory or martydom!

I never surrender!

Miss harb. Get off your high horse there. Nobody is telling you to surrender. You just have to wave the white flag and say "Peace! I'm totally harmless."

By the way, nice costume. I want one like that.

[Who Am I?]

In IB Town everything can fly. What are you talking about?

The flying reindeer. The secret experiment to crossbreed turkey and reindeer was a success.

[Tilmeez]

Flaminator puts handcuffs on Ardianto. You're coming with me to the IB Headquarters. Admiral T will decide what to do with you.

AT: Agent Falminator, Pls don't bring this criminal to Headquarters. We have Captain Woodrow sitting here and if he sees him he will kill him by telling him his old jokes. He is a good guy with bad company. Isolate him from others. Send him to spy Ramadhan (He has been promoted to Super Spy Ramadhan for he was not happy with lower ranks and hard work) he has powers to decide punishment for all major crimes.

Flaminator: Aye Aye Sir.

AT: I'm a little too busy with some most unimportant work so don't come to me without any major reason. Over and all!

[sister herb]

Miss harb. Get off your high horse there. Nobody is telling you to surrender. You just have to wave the white flag and say "Peace! I'm totally harmless."

By the way, nice costume. I want one like that.

I am not miss. I am married. So Mrs.

I am not totally harmless! I am fighter! And don´t take my horse! :raging:

[sister herb]

My costume you can take but horse I keep.

:D

I am good rider.

[Flame of Hope]

I am not miss. I am married. So Mrs.

I am not totally harmless! I am fighter! And don´t take my horse! :raging:

No............... you're a smiley. Smileys are very good at denying everything. And they are very good at cooking too.

So please make us some dinner. IB Towners are starving.

[Flame of Hope]

AT: Agent Falminator, Pls don't bring this criminal to Headquarters. We have Captain Woodrow sitting here and if he sees him he will kill him by telling him his old jokes.

Oh no!!! :scared:

Old jokes?!!! I really had no idea that the punishment could be so cruel.

I'll do as you say AT. I'll keep ardianto tied to this Rubber Duckie over here. In case of storm or flood, he will survive.

AT..... you're a genius! And such a life-saver.

Hands Admiral T the Life Saver Award.

[sister herb]

To Secret agent Woodrow: cavalry is here! I ride by your little monster horse! When we attack?

Who is enemy?

[ardianto]

Agent 007 cakap Melayu?. Alamak! tertipu aku!, dia bukan James Bond tapi Flames Bond!. :scared:

I hope Spy Ramadhan still remember when he's locked in school toilet, I helped him, and he promised me "whenever you need help, I'll be there"

[sister herb]

Please somebody tells who is enemy!!!!!

[sister herb]

Se oudon kielen kirjoittaminen loppuu tahan! Tai sitten alan tehda sita myos!

Kivaa?

:raging:

[ardianto]

Se oudon kielen kirjoittaminen loppuu tahan! Tai sitten alan tehda sita myos!

Kivaa?

:raging:

Which strange language do you mean ?

[sister herb]

Yours and mine.

You like Finnish?
I can continue.........

[ardianto]

Yours and mine.

You like Finnish?
I can continue.........

Speak Suomi ?.

Ow, ow, I am not sure if Mister Google can translate English into Suomi in correct grammar. :p

[Futuwwa]

Google Translate is an inexhaustible source of fun :D

[sister herb]

You see ardianto futuwwa is also from Suomi.

[sister herb]

I am teacher of Finnish language.

[sister herb]

Hee

Sos! I am middle of prairie. To who I attack? Cook? Columbus? Custer? Carter? Obama? Bush?

[Tilmeez]

Hands Admiral T the Life Saver Award.

Thank you for the award. Is it ready to eat or I'll have to cook it before I can offer it to Captain Woodrow for his lunch?

Please somebody tells who is enemy!!!!!

To be very honest I'm also now confused.


Question for IB Towners: What will be your reaction if I accidentally fell on close button for this thread?

[piXie]

IB towners are members of an undercover agency who have a hidden agenda. It has been disclosed that they are conspiring to take over this forum. Their code 'IB towner' was scanned on confidential data bases, and read 'I Be Owner'

Information source: IB Wikileaks.

[Just_A_Girl13]

To be very honest I'm also now confused.

I'm also confused. >.<

Question for IB Towners: What will be your reaction if I accidentally fell on close button for this thread?

We would make a new one :)

[piXie]

For Immediate Attention

A spy from this Agency have disguised themselves as an Administrator on this forum to monitor Staff activity. Their ID was interpreted on specialised data bases and instead of reading Administrator it read 'Admin is traitor'

We have operated a complete system scan and he has been identified.

http://www.islamicboard.com/members/admin-10831.html


Staff are advised to terminate the account immedietaly. :skeleton:

[sister herb]

Question for IB Towners: What will be your reaction if I accidentally fell on close button for this thread?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo... let us play.

:embarrass

Then I have to eat this horse of Woodrow. This prairie is huge. ;D

[sister herb]

We would make a new one :)

Yes. You have to ban all IB Towners.

Hopely horses are tasty...

[ardianto]

Hopely horses are tasty...

You can come to Indonesia if you want to eat "sate kuda", horse barbeque with soy sauce.

[Who Am I?]

Horse BBQ with soy sauce? Maybe that's what happened to my neighbor's horses...

[Haya emaan]

Question for IB Towners: What will be your reaction if I accidentally fell on close button for this thread?

i would be happy...:mmokay:

totaly unable to understand whats going on here:hmm:

[sister herb]

You can come to Indonesia if you want to eat "sate kuda", horse barbeque with soy sauce.

And you think uncle Woodrow is happy if I eat his horse with soy sauce? As I am still at middle of this huge prairie.

[Innocent Soul]

i would be happy...
totaly unable to understand whats going on here

Me too.
I would be really grateful to you if you do so :).

[Ramadhan]

And you think uncle Woodrow is happy if I eat his horse with soy sauce? As I am still at middle of this huge prairie.

As long as it's not one of his favorite miniature horses, then I think it should be ok?
:X

[sister herb]

As long as it's not one of his favorite miniature horses, then I think it should be ok?
:X

It is little! So let us play!

[Tilmeez]

Somebody Stop me!

[Haya emaan]

^ no need to stop.. you are on right way..

[sister herb]

Somebody Stop me!

Let us play!!!!!!!!!

[Flame of Hope]

Okay okay okay.

Terrible News Bulletin coming up.

Best place on the internet is about to get even bester.

All those who were hitherto hired are now fired.

Over and out.

[Who Am I?]

Tilmeez's post reminds me of the time that I ate a note in high school to avoid having the teacher read it. I tore into pieces and ate the pieces.

It was a bit dry going down, but otherwise not bad. Could have used some gravy though.

[sister herb]

Okay okay okay.

Terrible News Bulletin coming up.

Best place on the internet is about to get even bester.

All those who were hitherto hired are now fired.

Over and out.

Fired? What is that? New spy?

I am still in the middle of prairie with Woodrow´s miniature horse and you think to leave me here?

Want back to civilization!

Or then I really need to find soy sauce.

[Tilmeez]

Let's consider this thread is closed.
I'm sure this thread will be one of the threads which will be sent to bin without giving any consideration :X


IBLeaks:

They have summoned the sweepers to come in and execute mass cleaning plans. IB towners may keep a close watch on their post counts so that at the end of the day they can easily calculate loss of their posts.

[sister herb]

Let's consider this thread is closed.
I'm sure this thread will be one of the threads which will be sent to bin without giving any consideration :X


IBLeaks:

They have summoned the sweepers to come in and execute mass cleaning plans. IB towners may keep a close watch on their post counts so that at the end of the day they can easily calculate loss of their posts.

Do what you like. Brother Ardianto just sended me bottle of soy sauce and Just A Guy is coming by ufo rescue me.

Unfortunately you have to explain to Uncle Woodrow whre one his miniature horse is.

;D Good luck with this.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ Tilmeez, after a loong time. kithe ho? :p

[Flame of Hope]

Flaminator accidentally falls on the Thread Closed button. Whoops!!!



:threadclo



Flaminator sends secret message Admiral Til: Mission Accomplished. Everybody fired. IB Towners sent to the moon.

Highly melodramatic movie "IB Town" comes to a sad close. PoW must be glad.

Fade out.

[Haya emaan]

Flaminator sends secret message Admiral Til: Mission Accomplished. Everybody fired. IB Towners sent to the moon.

it doesn't sounds like my room... where m i..??
*yawning* what ever it be.. will see later...!!

[Who Am I?]

*post credit scene*

Hey, everyone I finally found the.... where did everyone go?

*crickets*

Looks like I'm the new mayor around here...

[sister herb]

And horse was tasty. I have always believed that moon is made by cheese. :p

[Who Am I?]

Blue cheese.. Yummy...

[Flame of Hope]

Moon Town Crier: Everybody who has been fired to the moon your utmost attention pleaaaaaaaaaase. Clears throat. Ahem. A new IB town has been created and all IB towners are advised never to panic. Especially Muslims. Muslims never never panic. Okay. Now we have a new advertisement. We have just got plenty of job opportunities. I hereby read to you the new ad:

Wanted on the Moon: IB Towners with Superb Imagination.

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must not hurtle through space to go back to Earth.

2. Mother tongue should not be English but Nonsense. Other dialects such as Gibberish, Hogwash and Chatter are acceptable.

3. Must be willing to go to planets like Mars, Pluto and Uranus to do dawah.

4. Must have zero sense of humor.

5. Must be able to write ABCD and count to 10.

6. Must be able to adapt to all circumstances and dangers, especially from spy operations conducted by Admiral Till and his Merry Gang. They are UNSTOPPABLE. Repeat... they are unstoppable. Flaminator tried to stop them but it made matters worse. So never blame Flaminator for anything.

7. Must be able to beat around the bush.

8. Anyone who can satisfy even one eligibility requirement will instantly be hired. Moon-inians are very generous employers. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Over and out..

[sister herb]

Moon Town Crier: Everybody who has been fired to the moon your utmost attention pleaaaaaaaaaase. Clears throat. Ahem. A new IB town has been created and all IB towners are advised never to panic. Especially Muslims. Muslims never never panic. Okay. Now we have a new advertisement. We have just got plenty of job opportunities. I hereby read to you the new ad:

Wanted on the Moon: IB Towners with Superb Imagination.

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must not hurtle through space to go back to Earth.

2. Mother tongue should not be English but Nonsense. Other dialects such as Gibberish, Hogwash and Chatter are acceptable.

3. Must be willing to go to planets like Mars, Pluto and Uranus to do dawah.

4. Must have zero sense of humor.

5. Must be able to write ABCD and count to 10.

6. Must be able to adapt to all circumstances and dangers, especially from spy operations conducted by Admiral Till and his Merry Gang. They are UNSTOPPABLE. Repeat... they are unstoppable. Flaminator tried to stop them but it made matters worse. So never blame Flaminator for anything.

7. Must be able to beat around the bush.

8. Anyone who can satisfy even one eligibility requirement will instantly be hired. Moon-inians are very generous employers. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Over and out..

Accept............................................ ..

[Futuwwa]

I don't think I'm qualified to be town crier. Can I be in charge of the Bring Out The Dead cart?

[sister herb]

3. Must be willing to go to planets like Mars, Pluto and Uranus to do dawah.

Pluto is not planet. It is star.

[Flame of Hope]

I don't think I'm qualified to be town crier. Can I be in charge of the Bring Out The Dead cart?

Sure. Head on to Planet Pluto immediately and find out what caused the death of that planet and made it a star instead.

Take the Master Magician Harb with you in case you need to transform other planets into moons and moons into stars. I recommend they all be transformed into nuggets. But I'll let Harb decide.

Best of luck!!!

[SFatima]

Flaminator walks stealthily across the street in IB Town. Wonders why it's deserted. Must invite some geeky members to join the club.

Decides to place an ad.

Advertisement

Wanted! Members for IB Town!

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.
2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.
3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.
4. Must be a human being.
5. Must be able to type.

Benefits of joining:

To be determined.

phew thank God i aint human, what boring species!

[sister herb]

Sure. Head on to Planet Pluto immediately and find out what caused the death of that planet and made it a star instead.

Take the Master Magician Harb with you in case you need to transform other planets into moons and moons into stars. I recommend they all be transformed into nuggets. But I'll let Harb decide.

Best of luck!!!

Seems I have to mess all "space area" so that nobody knows what is moon, planet or star...

Okok heeeeeey I am now in Pluto and here is autumn and trees and...

[Futuwwa]

Here is Pluto, I brought what's left of it to you in the Bring Out the Dead cart. Diagnosis: Hit by the Death Star laser.

[sister herb]

This is Uranus I think...

Quite dry place. I think I buy ticket to next fly and return to Moon. Because:

[Futuwwa]

Hey, who turned Uranus solid?

[sister herb]

This space dust makes me sick.

I want back to Earth!

Here we go...

[Just_A_Girl13]

What about Saturn?

[Who Am I?]

I went ice skating on Europa once. Lovely view of Saturn from there...

[sister herb]

Ok now I am back to Earth again (don´t tell it to those Woodrow&Tilmeez- gang).

I found out outer space was quiet place to stay but there were some problems:

a) no coffee :(
b) no chocolate :( :(
c) no rainy days

d) no horses to eat by soy sauce... oops I mean no pizza

[Muhaba]

i am here . i am here. tell me what to do.

[sister herb]

i am here . i am here. tell me what to do.

If you are free, can you go and conquer Jupiter? I got report from Futuwwa that there have been fightings with native aliens.

Good luck! We will send you help from other planets if needed.

[Muhaba]

i will fly there right away! *flaps wings and starts to take off*

[sister herb]

Thanks but be carefull. Aliens might be quite angry these times and bite...

[Muhaba]

don't worry, i've got special powers. just llooking into my opponent's eyes will put him to sleep for 30 seconds, enough time for me to do my work. i am now flying over jupiter at fastest speeds possible but wait what's that cloud over there covering the atmosphere. mayday mayday, i don't know where i am going.
*tries hard to make safe landing* CRASHHHHHH *toppples over* oops, ow ow i think i may broken my arm. Captain, I can't move. send medic ASAP.

[sister herb]

Hmmm... I think before your next mission you still need to take some training lessons about landing...

Secret medic/rescue patrol is on its way... Don´t worry about costume... This not real Santa...

And of course to you:

[Flame of Hope]

don't worry, i've got special powers. just llooking into my opponent's eyes will put him to sleep for 30 seconds, enough time for me to do my work. i am now flying over jupiter at fastest speeds possible but wait what's that cloud over there covering the atmosphere. mayday mayday, i don't know where i am going.
*tries hard to make safe landing* CRASHHHHHH *toppples over* oops, ow ow i think i may broken my arm. Captain, I can't move. send medic ASAP.

You should have known better than to take advice from sister harb. She's from planet Fin. She's got smileys and all that help her get outta fixes. We don't have that kind of power. So it's best to keep a distance from harb.

Well, never mind. You will learn from your mistakes.

Am sending medic ASAP. Look out for him... it could be her.... or it. The medic would come to you in disguise. Hint to help you recognize the medic: looks like a human being.

Good luck.

[sister herb]

Keep distance to me? My rescue patrol doesn´t consist as human beings? Am I danger? Maybe...

[Flame of Hope]

See that smiley? I told ya. It's too cute to resist. You get drawn in and then........... SMACK! You get hit.

So WRITER, beware, beware, beware!!!!!

[sister herb]

I have been deported from IB Town (by gang of Woodrow and Tilmeez) and now seems I will also become soon deported from outer space too. Where I will escape next?

Seems I have to start looking for political asylum... maybe from Palestine...

[Flame of Hope]

I have been deported from IB Town (by gang of Woodrow and Tilmeez) and now seems I will also become soon deported from outer space too. Where I will escape next?

Seems I have to start looking for political asylum... maybe from Palestine...

A passing cow noticed the sad harb. Cow sends greeting....

There's plenty of grass on planet Saturn. Come and join me, says the cow. We'd be the only ones here and we would rule!!

[sister herb]

Thanks cow. I really appreciate your kindness... but I wish to stay to Earth... or I mean planet Fin. There also is a lot of cows and grass too. Would you like to join?

[Muhaba]

well where is everybody? it's been 5 days. where's the medic? seems i've been abandoned on saturn to die. :grumbling

[sister herb]

well where is everybody? it's been 5 days. where's the medic? seems i've been abandoned on saturn to die. :grumbling

Coming coming...

[Flame of Hope]

Oh well. Looks like can't get harb away from WRITER. Harb's the only one with a soft enough smiley heart to rescue writers in distress. Especially those on Saturn.

Poor things.

[sister herb]

To WRITER:

[SFatima]

hey sister harb where do you get so many cute smileys from? :)

[Flame of Hope]

hey sister harb where do you get so many cute smileys from? :)

There's a very jealous flame out there. Plan is to steal all the smileys.... and then sell them to unsuspecting IB towners like SFatima for peanuts.

[Tilmeez]

Announcement:

This is Baghlool! I have kidnapped your so called Admiral Tilmeez and I'm gona use / try his all secret weapons..... Muhahahahaaa

And before you people wonder where this thread has gone I will lock it for a little while Muhahahahaha....

:threadclo