Neverending story

[Galaxy]

and it was recycled into

[Ramadhan]

a pigeon-burger! Yes, a tasty delish pigeon-burger!

[Who Am I?]

(Whatever happened to eating plain old chicken?)

[Abz2000]

but the pigeons intestines were not taken out!

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[Periwinkle18]

so when i ate the burger my stomach

[Who Am I?]

Churned like an Amish butter churn

[Periwinkle18]

and i ran out of the house

[Galaxy]

and become a majestic pigeon

[Periwinkle18]

which flew up up in the sky

[Who Am I?]

and dive-bombed cats.

[Innocent Soul]

staring at the majestic pigeon

[Periwinkle18]

which suddenly turnd into a

[sis muslimah]

giant elephant who then

[Periwinkle18]

ate a peanut :P

[Who Am I?]

but left the shell

[Periwinkle18]

which made the

[Who Am I?]

mice very happy.

[Periwinkle18]

they started collecting the shells and

[Who Am I?]

built a Trojan Rat to scare my dog

[Periwinkle18]

but the dog wasnt scared

[Who Am I?]

however, the cat was terrified.

[Haya emaan]

she ran downstairs

[Periwinkle18]

and bumped into

[Who Am I?]

undead Gene Simmons

[Periwinkle18]

(lolz whts tht :P)

and pushed it aside and ran

[Who Am I?]

This is zombie Gene Simmons.

(back to the story)

to the back door

[Periwinkle18]

(Eww weird guy =S)

where she found dog biscuits

[sis muslimah]

and some more peanuts

[Galaxy]

the zombies destroyed your barricades!:phew

[Who Am I?]

Here comes the Zombie Apocalypse...

[Galaxy]

You have zombie-proof house!

Alhamdulillaah

[Who Am I?]

I built something like that in the Sims 3 once as part of Zombie Apocalypse game I was running...

(back to the story)

Rule number 1: no stairs.

[Periwinkle18]

so he got an elevator installed and

[Who Am I?]

put a chair in it

[Periwinkle18]

and sat on it

[Who Am I?]

and listened to elevator music

[sis muslimah]

and did a zombie dance

[Periwinkle18]

whch made him go crazyyy

[Who Am I?]

but the voices in his head

[Periwinkle18]

spoke to him and said (tht sort of rhymed :p)

[Who Am I?]

(yes it did. Let's see if I can continue the rhyme)

that if he did not listen, he would soon be dead...

[Periwinkle18]

suddenly he fell down and bumped his head :p

[Who Am I?]

Then he woke up in a hospital bed...

[Silent Peace]

and looked around....

[Jedi_Mindset]

He Screamed out loud: ''Is somebody here?''

[Galaxy]

,zombie screams "pfft no lol"

[Who Am I?]

but zombies don't talk...

[Scimitar]

they have a hive mind ;D

[Abz2000]

until they bite scimi, then they realise

[Al-bint]

that talking is not important. What's important is food!

[Periwinkle18]

so he orders a pizza and

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

and it vomitted afta eating the vomit :P and your mom was all contributed to the vomiting and then she cleaned it. ^o) but the pigeon got in the bin and it was recycled into a pigeon-burger!

Yes, a tasty delish pigeon-burger! :statisfie (Whatever happened to eating plain old chicken?) but the pigeons intestines were not taken out! +o( so when i ate the burger my stomach Churned like an Amish butter churn and i ran out of the house :nervous: and become a majestic pigeon which flew up up in the sky :skeleton: and dive-bombed cats staring at the majestic pigeon which suddenly turned into a giant elephant :omg: who then ate a peanut :P but left the shell which made the mice very happy. :hiding:

they started collecting the shells and built a Trojan Rat to scare my dog but the dog wasnt scared :Dhowever, the cat was terrified. she ran downstairs :exhausted and bumped into undead Gene Simmons :phew and pushed it aside and ran This is zombie Gene Simmons.

to the back door where she found dog biscuits and some more peanutsthe zombies destroyed your barricades! :phew Here comes the Zombie Apocalypse You have zombie-proof house! :heated:

Rule number 1: no stairs. so he got an elevator installed and put a chair in it and sat on it and listened to elevator music and did a zombie dance whch made him go crazyyy :hmm:but the voices in his head spoke to him and said (tht sort of rhymed :p) that if he did not listen, he would soon be dead suddenly he fell down and bumped his head :p Then he woke up in a hospital bed and looked around. :unsure:

He Screamed out loud: ''Is somebody here?'' :phew,zombie screams "pfft no lol" but zombies don't talk they have a hive mind ;D until they bite scimi, then they realise that talking is not important. What's important is food! so he orders a pizza and....

[Who Am I?]

leaves off the anchovies



(never order anchovies on pizza. That stuff does NOT come out. I have a story about that...)

[Galaxy]

because they are zombies too

[Scimitar]

Actually more like the BORG

[Who Am I?]

Resistance is Futile

[Abz2000]

Submit to tyranny, live on your knees, beg the despots

[Scimitar]

for riba money, not funny

[Who Am I?]

Down with tyranny! Up the republic!

[Abz2000]

cut down the tyrants, vein by vein

[Who Am I?]

Give me liberty or give me death!

(but what if they're out of both?)

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

then perhaps they should just play golf. ^o)

[Abz2000]

but the squirrel kept filling the hole

[Who Am I?]

with nuts that he was storing for winter

[Periwinkle18]

but a hungry gorilla came and

[Who Am I?]

stepped on the nuts

[Periwinkle18]

and cried so much

[Who Am I?]

for he loved the Planter's Peanut

[Periwinkle18]

instead he got planter's cheese balls :p (i just love planter's cheese balls)

[Who Am I?]

(those are good)

But Chester Cheetah got mad because he wasn't eating Cheetos.

[Periwinkle18]

he went and got the flaming hot flavour and

[Who Am I?]

put hot sauce on them

(I may or may not have done this)

[Abz2000]

then bit into it and screamed

[Periwinkle18]

opened the fridge buh there was no

[Abz2000]

dried fish to add to it

[Periwinkle18]

and no water to quench

[Who Am I?]

his aching thirst

[Periwinkle18]

buh then at the back he found

[Periwinkle18]

buh then at the back he found

oops sorry double post can someone delete it ?

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

leaves off the anchovies because they are zombies too. +o( Actually more like the BORG.

Resistance is Futile Submit to tyranny, live on your knees, beg the despots for riba money, not funny Down with tyranny! Up the republic! Cut down the tyrants, vein by vein Give me liberty or give me death! :raging:

Then perhaps they should just play golf. ^o) but the squirrel kept filling the hole with nuts that he was storing for winter but a hungry gorilla came :phew and stepped on the nuts :omg: and cried so much for he loved the Planter's Peanut :nervous: instead he got planter's cheese balls (i just love planter's cheese balls) :p

But Chester Cheetah got mad because he wasn't eating Cheetos. he went and got the flaming hot flavour and put hot sauce on them then bit into it and screamed :heated: opened the fridge buh there was no dried fish to add to it :unsure: and no water to quench his aching thirst :skeleton: buh then at the back he found +o( ....

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

expired wasabi!:omg:

[Periwinkle18]

he screamed out loud

(lolz i thought someone mite giv him a 7up or pepsi :P)

[Cabdullahi]

and said what a rubbish thread! someone get me a needle so i can poke the eye of each and every one of the posters

[Periwinkle18]

but he knew everyone loved it

[Cabdullahi]

so later that night he decided to go to the 'club'....the quran club at the masjid

[Periwinkle18]

he loved going there :)

[yahia12]

to teach brothers how to become a good DJ





hehe

[Periwinkle18]

suddenly he got the chicken pox which

[yahia12]

looked awful so he decided to cover his face with an anonymous hacker mask but

[Periwinkle18]

^umm i think there was a 5 words only rule

he couldnt find the mask

[yahia12]

so he called 911



(oh, i get it! :alright:)

[Periwinkle18]

but they didnt pick up

[Who Am I?]

because the operator was praying

[Periwinkle18]

to Allah to forgive his sins and

[Abz2000]

elevate him to the status of martyrdom

[Periwinkle18]

he cried so much

[Abz2000]

and then a bomb from a plane dropped on him =)

[Periwinkle18]

he was happy that he finally

[Al-bint]

would be admitted to a hospital

[Periwinkle18]

where the doc would

(lolz i thought we're gng to make him a shaheed :p)

[Abz2000]

electrocute him back to life

[Periwinkle18]

the docs tried and tried

[Who Am I?]

(man, this poor guy)

but finally gave up

(sorry dude...I tried, man. I really did)

[Periwinkle18]

but suddenly the man

[Who Am I?]

got better and won the lottery

(there you go, dude. I hope they let you enjoy it)

[Periwinkle18]

and bought a samsung galaxy S2

( i so want one :p)

[Who Am I?]

(I had to google that to find out what it was)

Now he was connected to anyone, anytime

[Periwinkle18]

he was so happy tht he started

[yahia12]

to create a twitter account to text

[Who Am I?]

everyone when he was going to the store

(mini-rant: I don't care if you're going to the store. Just go. You don't have to tell me about it)

[Periwinkle18]

to buy candies :P

[sis muslimah]

and stuffed himself with it

[Abz2000]

but then the mobile data bill came

[yahia12]

if not paid within 10 days..

[Who Am I?]

his phone service would be cancelled

[yahia12]

and he could be sentenced to 10 years in

:)

[sis muslimah]

the neverland :D

[Abz2000]

so he hanged himself

[Who Am I?]

(come on, you can't give this guy a break, can you?)

but the rope broke

[Periwinkle18]

and he fell down with a

[Who Am I?]

hard thud right on his backside...

[Periwinkle18]

it hurted alot :(

(^ lolz i was thinking the same)

[Abz2000]

so he purchased some heat rub

[Periwinkle18]

which heated him up :p

[Abz2000]

and he ran outside screaming with his front stretched forwards

[Periwinkle18]

asking for a cold glass of

[Abz2000]

apricot, tomato, cactus and cucumber cocktail drink

[Periwinkle18]

which blocked his throat

[Abz2000]

and his stomach burst open

[Periwinkle18]

and out came slimy gooey

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

expired wasabi! :omg: he screamed out loud and said what a rubbish thread! :heated: someone get me a needle so i can poke the eye of each and every one of the posters but he knew everyone loved it. :hiding:

So later that night he decided to go to the 'club'.... :nervous: the quran club at the masjid :) he loved going there :) to teach brothers how to become a good DJ. :unsure:

Suddenly he got the chicken pox +o( which looked awful so he decided to cover his face with an anonymous hacker mask :skeleton: but he couldn't find the mask so he called 911 but they didnt pick up :unhappy: because the operator was praying to Allah to forgive his sins and elevate him to the status of martyrdom :statisfie he cried so much and then a bomb from a plane dropped on him =)

He was happy that he finally would be admitted :phew to a hospital where the doc would electrocute him back to life the docs tried and tried but finally gave up :unhappy: but suddenly the man got better and won the lottery and bought a samsung galaxy S2

he was so happy tht he started to create a twitter account to text everyone when he was going to the store to buy candies :P and stuffed himself with it but then the mobile data bill came if not paid within 10 days his phone service would be cancelled
Now he was connected to anyone, anytime

and he could be sentenced to 10 years in the neverland :D so he hanged himself but the rope broke but the rope broke and he fell down with a hard thud right on his backside it hurted alot :(

So he purchased some heat rub which heated him up :p and he ran outside screaming with his front stretched forwards asking for a cold glass of apricot, tomato, cactus and cucumber cocktail drink :exhausted which blocked his throat and his stomach burst open :heated: and out came slimy gooey...

[Abz2000]

gremlin that tried to eat him

[Periwinkle18]

buh he managed to escape

[Abz2000]

but it called: DAD, and his heart melted

[Periwinkle18]

but his friend kept it in the freezer so

[Abz2000]

he could eat it later

[Periwinkle18]

^(eww eat the heart :P)

when he feels hungry

[Haya emaan]

but he found something else to eat





(can any one tell me who this HE is, going through such :skeleton: adventures...:X)

[Abz2000]

it was fried watermelons and baked ice cream

[Periwinkle18]

and ate ginsoy extreme chinese orange chicken :p

(lolz duno he is just a he gng through alot in his life :P some one can name him)

[Abz2000]

his mother had named him "IB anonymous" when he was little

[Periwinkle18]

buh his frnds called him lil bee :p

[Who Am I?]

(I think if I was this guy, I would ask for new story writers ;D)

because he always wore black and yellow

[Periwinkle18]

which made him diff from others

(u don't like our story :P)

[Who Am I?]

(it's not the story. I feel bad for this poor dude)

who wore blue and green

[Periwinkle18]

coloured glasses :)

[Who Am I?]

to see shades of teal

[Periwinkle18]

buh instead he saw orange

[Periwinkle18]

:bump:

[yahia12]

homer simpson eating a halal donut..



:p

[Who Am I?]

(I thought Homer Simpson was yellow?)

the donut was poisoned and Homer died

(I don't like Homer)

[Periwinkle18]

^ (same here,m glad i dun watch TV anymore )

so lil bee started singing

[Who Am I?]

(TV sucks for the most part)

songs about honey and flowers

[Periwinkle18]

and started to cook some yummy

[Who Am I?]

(wait, bees can cook?)

pizza with cheese and chicken...

[Scimitar]

How you know what i was eating?... *covers webcam real quick*

[Abz2000]

coz ur webcam wasn't covered

(i love this story, gonna compile it into a book, do you know that the character went from "i" to "he" and also changed into the operator? lol)

[Periwinkle18]

muhahah now i know :p

(lil bee was the name of the guy remember?)
(really i so wanna buy a copy of it :p)

[Who Am I?]

(this would be the most nonsensical book ever)

The dragon died of tuberculosis

(yep. a dragon. with TB. Deal with it.)

[Scimitar]

his talons had fungal rot too

[Abz2000]

so we added nitrus oxide to his teeth

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

gremlin that tried to eat him buh he managed to escape but it called: DAD, and his heart melted :exhaustedbut his friend kept it in the freezer ^o) so he could eat it later when he feels hungry +o( but he found something else to eat :nervous:it was fried watermelons and baked ice cream :p

his mother had named him "IB anonymous" :shade: when he was little buh his frnds called him lil bee :P because he always wore black and yellow which made him diff from others :statisfie who wore blue and green coloured glasses :) to see shades of teal :skeleton: buh instead he saw orange homer simpson eating a halal donut.. :p

the donut was poisoned and Homer died so lil bee started singing songs about honey and flowers and started to cook some yummy pizza with cheese and chicken. :omg: How you know what i was eating?... *covers webcam real quick*

coz ur webcam wasn't covered muhahah now i know :p The dragon died of tuberculosis :hmm: his talons had fungal rot too :heated: so we added nitrus oxide to his teeth :nervous:

[Scimitar]

Exit the Dragon, chapter fin;D

[Galaxy]

and our hero is now....

[Who Am I?]

... a talking 3 toed sloth. Named Speedy, of course.

[Scimitar]

Meanwhile in China, Bruce Lee turns in his grave

[Signor]

And He Got Company

[Periwinkle18]

so he started talking

[Signor]

With Jet Li

[Abz2000]

and jet lee avenged his father

[Periwinkle18]

and gave the guy a flying kick

[Who Am I?]

through the window of a bar

(because you have to have a guy flying through the window of a bar)

[Periwinkle18]

his nose started bleeding

[Who Am I?]

but it was green blood

[Periwinkle18]

and was sticky n smelly

[Abz2000]

so he ate it

[Who Am I?]

with cheese (because everything is better with cheese)

[Periwinkle18]

and orderd sum french fries too

[Who Am I?]

with ketchup (because anyone who eats fries without ketchup is a Communist)

[SFatima]

and then the Russians invaded the bar, and captured him..

:p:

[Who Am I?]

He was tried as an enemy of the state

[Abz2000]

and sentenced to martyrdom

[yahia12]

but Chuck Norris interferred and delivered a



:p

[Scimitar]

black flag from khorasan ;D

[Periwinkle18]

and he wrapped it around his

[Who Am I?]

Beard, to cover his other chin.

[Periwinkle18]

which was swollen up cuz

[Who Am I?]

he had kicked some guy to death with it

(yep... Chuck Norris' beard is a deadly weapon)

[Periwinkle18]

so he put some ice on it so that

[Abz2000]

It would shrink, but it disappeared!

[Periwinkle18]

"magic" he said and went

[SFatima]

flying to mars in a teapot where he met,

[Periwinkle18]

the little teacup and sang im a lil teapot

[Who Am I?]

but he sang it in Latin

(because every nerd should know Latin)

[Periwinkle18]

buh nobody understood it :p

(i duno latin :P)

[Abz2000]

so they got an interpreter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRskv...eature=related

[Periwinkle18]

who told them tht its sumfin abt a teapot

[Who Am I?]

(I know a little Latin. We called him "Uncle Vito")

who had a loaded gun

[Abz2000]

but it was jammed with vomit

[Who Am I?]

(vomit gun.. interesting)

of 1000 monkeys

[Abz2000]

he tried to clean it but his finger

[Who Am I?]

got stuck in the barrel

[Abz2000]

so he bit it off and shot the finger at the gremlin

[جوري]

however baba yaga kidnapped briar rose to have her for dinner

[Galaxy]

and they ate old rice

[جوري]

which went exceptionally well with briar rose and apple cider

[Galaxy]

only because mom made it

[Who Am I?]

with her special family recipe

[Abz2000]

Of coconuts and light bulb filaments

[Periwinkle18]

and a sprinkle of icing sugar

[Innocent Soul]

continued...

Exit the Dragon, chapter fin and our hero is now a talking 3 toed sloth. Named Speedy, of course Meanwhile in China, Bruce Lee turns in his grave :omg: And He Got Company so he started talking With Jet Li ^o).

Jet lee avenged his father and gave the guy a flying kick through the window of a bar his nose started bleeding +o( but it was green blood and was sticky n smelly so he ate it :skeleton: with cheese (because everything is better with cheese) and ordered sum french fries too :hmm: and then the Russians invaded the bar, :unsure: and captured him :raging:

He was tried as an enemy of the state :( and sentenced to martyrdom :hmm: but Chuck Norris interferred and delivered a black flag from khorasan :D and

he wrapped it around his Beard, ;D to cover his other chin. which was swollen up :exhausted cuz he had kicked some guy to death with it :nervous: (yep... Chuck Norris' beard is a deadly weapon)

so he put some ice on it so that It would shrink, :phew but it disappeared! :heated: "magic" he said and went flying to mars in a teapot where he met, ^o) the little teacup and sang im a lil teapot :hmm: but he sang it in Latin :hiding: (because every nerd should know Latin) buh nobody understood it :p

so they got an interpreter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRskv...eature=related who told them tht its sumfin abt a teapot (I know a little Latin. We called him "Uncle Vito") who had a loaded gun:omg: but it was jammed with vomit (vomit gun.. interesting) +o( of 1000 monkeys he tried to clean it :shade:

but his finger got stuck in the barrel :phew so he bit it off and shot the finger at the gremlin however baba yaga kidnapped briar rose to have her for dinner :p and they ate old rice which went exceptionally well with briar rose and

apple cider only because mom made it :) with her special family recipe Of coconuts and light bulb filaments :statisfie and a sprinkle of icing sugar...

[Galaxy]

but it was not sugar

[Who Am I?]

that was colored red and blue

[Galaxy]

it was tiny crystal men

[Periwinkle18]

who felt down n was really sad

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

then remembered it's sunnah to smile!

[Galaxy]

but you're scared by that

[Scimitar]

(goes to pick up "fear and loathing in Las Vegas"... this thread reads so miuch like that book, it's trippy... so were the drugs those journalists were on... hey, it all makes sense now lol)

[Who Am I?]

(drugs are good, man)

scared of the unknown

[Scimitar]

(yes, they make a lot of money lol)

scared of the unknown

because his breath was from the abyss

[SyrianFellow]

so he bought some gum to overcome his fear!

[Periwinkle18]

he chewed n chewed buh

[Who Am I?]

the gum lost its flavor

(I hate when that happens)

[Periwinkle18]

it tasted like intestines

(hate it wen tht happens too :p)

[Who Am I?]

So he had to spit it out

[Abz2000]

but then he felt like it again so he

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

grabbed the gum he spat out..

:\

[Periwinkle18]

and threw up afta tht

[Azraq]

so he slipped in his vomit

[Periwinkle18]

and bumped his head

(poor guy dont eat gum :p)

[Azraq]

through which he lost his memory

[Periwinkle18]

and felt very lonely he started calling everyone mommy :p

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

and suddenly something hopped onto his foot, it was a froggy.

[Periwinkle18]

he started speaking the froggy said im a prince :p

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

and he replied to the froggy saying, "you are crazy if u r even thinking I'm gonna kiss you dude, u got it all wrong" :omg:

[Periwinkle18]

(lol :p)

the froggy made a sad face and

[Who Am I?]

hopped onto a lilypad and ate a fly

[Periwinkle18]

buh it didnt taste good

[Azraq]

so the frog also had to vomit :D

[Abz2000]

then the fly he had vomited got up and began to

[Azraq]

talk. the fly said: bring me..

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

..a lemon!..

[Galaxy]

so I can clean the...


5 WORDS!!!:raging::raging::raging::raging::raging::r aging::raging:

[Periwinkle18]

oven so that i can

[Who Am I?]

(this is getting really trippy)

cook something really good

[Periwinkle18]

and he started baking a

[Who Am I?]

cake with chocolate frosting

[Periwinkle18]

buh the flame was too high n it

[Who Am I?]

burned the cake to a nice crisp

[Periwinkle18]

he screamed Chocolate chips!! yayy