Neverending story

[Periwinkle18]

it was the yucky green

(oo now i get it)

[Who Am I?]

green of toxic waste...

[Periwinkle18]

and bogies :p

[Who Am I?]

He saw this and cried a lot.

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[Periwinkle18]

his tears were green

[Azraq]

because he started to transform

[Who Am I?]

into... a huge robot!

[Periwinkle18]

tht was made of wood!

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

but he needed a protective coat

[Periwinkle18]

so granny knitted him one

[Who Am I?]

Out of wool and goat hair.

[Periwinkle18]

he loved the torquoise colour

[Who Am I?]

but he hated orange

[Periwinkle18]

i love eating oranges though he said

[Azraq]

so he went to the

[Periwinkle18]

orange shop to buy some :p

[Al-bint]

pineapple sticks to kill a

[Periwinkle18]

tomatoe

[real islam]

Which is colored violet

[Who Am I?]

because it was a mutant

[Innocent Soul]

continued....

Man, I miss my mule said the big bad wolf so he went out to find him :statisfie and he huffed and puffed buh couldnt so he decided to adopt a dragon instead

who suddenly disappeared mid-flight (because he was a crappy dragon) ^o) and left the man hanging thousands of feet above ground train ur dragon said oliver A dragon? What dragon? :heated:

i will but on a condition :shade: You must take me back to the present other wise ur gng to the past :hiding: All the way back to the Mesozoic where u can eat camel skin but only if it is a Dinocamel or cardboard from a ciggy-pack :D

noooo said Sam i don't as he fried lizard tail :hmm: sam threw up then n there then it came down and punched him in the nose for 2D6 worth of crushing damage :skeleton:

his nose started to bleed :exhausted but the blood was not red it was the yucky green +o( green of toxic waste :p He saw this and cried a lot. imsad

his tears were green because he started to transform into... a huge robot! :D tht was made of wood! but he needed a protective coat so granny knitted him one :statisfie

Out of wool and goat hair. he loved the torquoise colour :) but he hated orange ^o)

i love eating oranges though :embarrass he said so he went to the orange shop to buy some :p pineapple sticks to kill a tomatoe :unsure:

Which is colored violet because it was a mutant :nervous:

[Periwinkle18]

and his blood was purple

[Who Am I?]

with pink polka dots :p

[Periwinkle18]

and a black border

[Who Am I?]

(that's totally awesome)

it smelled like roses

[Revert 2010]

and waffles

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

with chocolate syrup...

[Who Am I?]

and whipped cream

[Insanely.Krazii]

and a cherry on top ;)

[Who Am I?]

(OK, now I really want some waffles)

Then somebody ate it

[Insanely.Krazii]

(OK, now I really want some waffles)

I just had some for breakfast lol.

Then somebody ate it

Oh no! This horrible reality awakened the Acrocanthosaurus :grumbling

[cOsMiCiNtUiTiOn]

not before philosoraptor showed up...

[Revert 2010]

and let rip:p

[Abz2000]

in the classroom

[Periwinkle18]

the teacher went mad

[Revert 2010]

and she took off her wig

[TrueStranger]

and jumped out of the window

[Endymion]

And saw a cow who had only one teeth :hmm:

[Insanely.Krazii]

that was singing a duet with a four eyed monkey

[Periwinkle18]

and fell of the stage

[marwen]

==> :threadclo

:yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn:

[Who Am I?]

They broke to an ad

[Insanely.Krazii]

& did an interview with Justin Beiber

[asiya45]

who didn't brush his teeth...;D

[Insanely.Krazii]

then ran away crying 'baby baby baby ohh'

[Periwinkle18]

and fell off the mountain

[asiya45]

never could be found!!!;D

[Periwinkle18]

but then something weird happened

[asiya45]

They saw a bright star...

[Periwinkle18]

a shooting star gng

[asiya45]

which was brighter than any other star seen

[Insanely.Krazii]

but there was someone on it...

[asiya45]

that they could not see

[Insanely.Krazii]

but as it came closer it turned out to be...

[tango92]

tango 92's future wife. she was wearing an apron and had used the heat of the star to cook him a delicious meal....

[asiya45]

someone they would have never imagined seeing.....

[Insanely.Krazii]

tango 92's future wife. she was wearing an apron and had used the heat of the star to cook him a delicious meal....

:lol:


But then an airplane came and crashed into the star :P

[asiya45]

can the airplane reach the star? :p





"Ohhh no!!" they said.......

[tango92]

"aaaaggggh" said the passengers on the airplane as the space vaccum crushed them. meanwhile...

[Insanely.Krazii]

there was a fight at McDonalds

[Who Am I?]

(Justin Bieber died. This is the best story ever. Also, I had a dream last night about a plan crash. I was in the plane...)

between Ronald McDonald and that creepy Burger King guy

[tango92]

ronald had had enough. By saying "eating all those chips has made you fat", burger king guy had crossed a line

"no-one can call me fat other than my mom and my sheikh!" shouted Ronald as he pummelled his fists into burger king guys stomach

[Scimitar]

this made the burger king guy do a burger king burp - which melted ronalds face

[tango92]

this made the burger king guy do a burger king burp - which melted ronalds face

triumphant at his victory, burger king guy did a dance of victory; but his knees buckled midway as he was tired from the fighting. with one last breath he said " i'd like some ketchup with that!" and fainted....

[Scimitar]

then started foaming mayo at the mouth.

[Insanely.Krazii]

then dissolved into a puddle of mustard

[Who Am I?]

and also dissolved creepy BK guy.

(come on, you killed Ronald but left the creepy child molestor Permagrin King alive? I don't think so...)

[Insanely.Krazii]

But then the liquids combined together and created... :scared:

[Who Am I?]

Godzilla!!

(No way am I letting anyone bring back Justin Bieber or creepy BK guy. Not in this story...)

[Abz2000]

who saw a woman and

(even hitler doesnt like him, and thats saying something:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jom-5pjA768

[asiya45]

screamed "save me" my life is in danger...

[Insanely.Krazii]

screamed "save me" my life is in danger...

So in swooped... The Ninja Turtles!

(even hitler doesnt like him, and thats saying something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jom-5pjA768

LOL I love those videos!! There's also Hitlers reaction about farmville. ;D

[Periwinkle18]

and gave a flying kick

[Who Am I?]

(OK... no.... the TMNT are not beating Godzilla. Sorry)

But Godzilla ate them and went back to sleep

(So nobody kills Godzilla in my story)

[Insanely.Krazii]

But Godzilla ate them and went back to sleep

:mmokay:

So while he was in dream land, a gigantic Barney appeared and squashed him

[Who Am I?]

But since he was asleep it didn't count... :p

[Insanely.Krazii]

So Barney teamed up with the teletubbies & outnumbered Godzilla


(Teletubbies are insane. They can beat up Godzilla)

[asiya45]

So Barney teamed up with the teletubbies & outnumbered Godzilla

Then they say sang "I love you, you love me and we are a happy family"!!!

LOL I love those videos!! There's also Hitlers reaction about farmville.

Did someone say FARMVILLE! lol:hiding:

[Who Am I?]

(Teletubbies are not just insane. They're horrifying)

Barney spontaneously combusted...

[Azraq]

but then batman arrived to

[Periwinkle18]

save peter pan

[Revert 2010]

from eating too much chilli sause

[tango92]

batman said "im a qualified doctor :shade:, my phd thesis was titled 'the ill effects of chilli sauce on the enzyme sucrase and its effects on the body'"

"this is for your own good" exclaimed batman. he stole the chilli sauce from peter pan and poured it over his chips....

[Who Am I?]

(chips as in fries or chips as in actual chips?)

The chips magically turned into curry

(seriously, chili sauce on chips?)

[Scimitar]

and he turned into an Indian chef (bro, chips with chilli sauce is the mutts nutts, oh, but you do need some mayo on the side. You know, just in case of afterburn *facepalm*)

[Who Am I?]

(I have eaten mondo hot curry at an Indian restaurant like a champ, so I can take the pain)

who cooked a splendid Indian meal of mondo hot spicy curry, parathas, and gulab jamuns for dessert.

[Insanely.Krazii]

Captain Hook then followed the scent and found Peter Pan...

parathas, and gulab jamuns

Never heard of those

[Periwinkle18]

he was hanaging on a tree

Never heard of those

omg u've neva heard of paratha's n gulab jamuns!!! its paki food

[Insanely.Krazii]

"I will rid Neverland of you!" Shouted the ugly ol' pirate.

omg u've neva heard of paratha's n gulab jamuns!!! its paki food

Nope lol. I have paki friends and know paki food like briyani...umm... and this spicy meat curry thing I completely forgot it's name... hmm and chana masala..? But tbh paki food rocks =D

[Periwinkle18]

wendy said noo

[Who Am I?]

Tinkerbell cried

(dude, Indo-Pak food rules! And cricket....)

[Insanely.Krazii]

And all seemed lost until the ticking aligator showed up ;D

[Periwinkle18]

who was too sad to write anything

(yup esp wen its sumfin spicy n i luv cricket!!! )

[Who Am I?]

except for depressing poetry

(I just got into the 20/20 cricket. IPL...)

[Periwinkle18]

which made him sleep

[Insanely.Krazii]

...then dream of bright orange alien midgets with deadly cotton candy machine guns

( :uuh: I just had the strangest nightmare of my life)

[Periwinkle18]

the cotton candy was yummy though

[Insanely.Krazii]

and made everyone crazily addicted slowly destroying mankind

[Galaxy]

Have you been using only five words?:enough!:

[Periwinkle18]

shes new she forgets :p

[Innocent Soul]

continued.....

and his blood was purple with pink polka dots :p and a black border it smelled like roses and waffles with chocolate syrup and whipped cream and a cherry on top ;) Then somebody ate it :heated:

Oh no! imsad This horrible reality awakened the Acrocanthosaurus :heated: not before philosoraptor showed up and let rip :p in the classroom the teacher went mad :exhausted

and she took off her wig and jumped out of the window :skeleton: And saw a cow who had only one teeth that was singing a duet with a four eyed monkey :p and fell of the stage :embarrass They broke to an ad & did an interview with Justin Beiber who didn't brush his teeth :laugh: then ran away crying 'baby baby baby ohh' :raging:

and fell off the mountain never could be found!!! but then something weird happened They saw a bright star a shooting star gng which was brighter than any other star :statisfie seen but there was someone on it :nervous: that they could not see :exhausted but as it came closer it turned out to be tango 92's future wife. :p

she was wearing an apron :unsure: and had used the heat of the star to cook him a delicious meal :p someone they would have never imagined seeing But then an airplane came and crashed into the star :P "Ohhh no!!"

they said "aaaaggggh" said the passengers on the airplane as the space vaccum crushed them. :cry: meanwhile there was a fight at McDonalds between Ronald McDonald and that creepy Burger King guy ^o)

[Innocent Soul]

continued...


Ronald had had enough. :heated: By saying "eating all those chips has made you fat", burger king guy had crossed a line :shade: "no-one can call me fat other than my mom and my sheikh!" shouted Ronald :hmm: as he pummelled his fists into burger king guys stomach

this made the burger king guy do a burger king burp :skeleton: - which melted ronalds face :D triumphant at his victory, burger king guy did a dance of victory; :statisfie

but his knees buckled midway as he was tired from the fighting with one last breath he said " i'd like some ketchup with that!" ^o) and fainted then started foaming mayo at the mouth. :skeleton:

then dissolved into a puddle of mustard and also dissolved creepy BK guy. :embarrass But then the liquids combined together and created Godzilla!! :nervous: who saw a woman and screamed "save me" my life is in danger :exhausted

So in swooped The Ninja Turtles! and gave a flying kick :shade: But Godzilla ate them and went back to sleep imsad So while he was in dream land, a gigantic Barney appeared and squashed him :hmm: But since he was asleep it didn't count :nervous:

So Barney teamed up with the teletubbies & outnumbered Godzilla +o( Then they say sang "I love you, you love me and we are a happy family"!!! :statisfie Barney spontaneously combusted but then batman arrived to :D

save peter pan from eating too much chilli sause :hiding: batman said "im a qualified doctor , :shade: my phd thesis was titled 'the ill effects of chilli sauce on the enzyme sucrase and its effects on the body'"

"this is for your own good" exclaimed batman. :D he stole the chilli sauce from peter pan and poured it over his chips

The chips magically turned into curry ^o) and he turned into an Indian chef (bro, chips with chilli sauce is the mutts nutts, oh, but you do need some mayo on the side. You know, just in case of afterburn *facepalm*) who cooked a splendid Indian meal of mondo hot spicy curry, parathas, and gulab jamuns for dessert. :statisfie

Captain Hook then followed the scent and found Peter Pan :) he was hanaging on a tree "I will rid Neverland of you!" Shouted the ugly ol' pirate. wendy said noo :hmm: Tinkerbell cried :heated: And all seemed lost until the ticking aligator showed up :giggling:

who was too sad to write anything :) except for depressing poetry :D which made him sleep then dream of bright orange alien midgets with deadly cotton candy machine guns +o( the cotton candy was yummy though and made everyone crazily addicted slowly destroying mankind :hiding: shes new she forgets :p

[Al-bint]

so derp started a rehab centre for them

[Who Am I?]

to get them off sugar

[Periwinkle18]

but they started drinking coke

[Who Am I?]

and later Pepsi

[Periwinkle18]

and then sprite

[Who Am I?]

then the ultimate hardcore sugar drug... Mountain Dew!!!! *creepy music here*

[Al-bint]

derp decided to plot against...

[Periwinkle18]

the drink called Fanta

[Who Am I?]

and its evil cousin Faygo.

[GodIsAll]

until Darth Vader raced into the room, riding a chicken. He gave the teacher a glass of warm mile, said: "Purple monkey dishwasher" and...

[Periwinkle18]

drank detergent

[Al-bint]

that made them lose conciousness!

[Periwinkle18]

and he fainted

[tango92]

he had a dream of...

[Periwinkle18]

smarties and m&ms

[tango92]

it was a nightmare, the smarties and mnm's were tempting him.
but they were always one step further away from his obese body....

"you'll never catch us fat boy. MWAHAHAHA!" their voices faded further and further into the distance

[Periwinkle18]

^ (wow thts more than 5 words :p)

the mnm took an axe and

[tango92]

^ (wow thts more than 5 words :p)

the mnm took an axe and

less than 5 is boring....

chopped the smartie in two!

[Periwinkle18]

and ate them

( i didnt make the rules akhi)

[Who Am I?]

(smarties are NOT Sweet Tarts. That is all)

but not before he crushed them into powdered sugar

[Periwinkle18]

and put it in his tea :)

[Who Am I?]

(I was going to have him snort it, but that works too)

He drank the tea with lemon...

[Periwinkle18]

and chocolate biscuits

[Revert 2010]

with a large cowbell playing

[Periwinkle18]

the flute

[Who Am I?]

( I had a cowbell. I lost it in the tornado though...)

which reminded Vader of Jethro Tull

[Al-bint]

suddenly vader had an urge to destroy all the musical instruments

[Periwinkle18]

and throw them in the rubbish bin

(whos vader anyway??)

[Who Am I?]

(Vader = Darth Vader from Star Wars. The coolest villain ever)

except for guitars because he loved Jimi Hendrix

[Periwinkle18]

buh then he got mad he broke the into bits

(oh yeah i remember)

[Who Am I?]

then he cried over the pieces

[Al-bint]

then he realized that his purpose in life is much higher!

[Periwinkle18]

hes suppose to please Allah by

[Haya emaan]

doing good deeds and

[Periwinkle18]

helping others

[Abz2000]

and avoiding the degenerate ways of kufr

[Periwinkle18]

and he started spreading the word of

[Person1001]

Spaghetti bolognese

[Azraq]

because it made everyone think

[Periwinkle18]

in the positive manner

[Haya emaan]

so that they can solve

[Al-bint]

the mystery of life & death

[Periwinkle18]

they took out a pen and paper

[~ Sabr ~]

and started to write out

[Endymion]

The story of a little digger :statisfie

[Periwinkle18]

who digged n digged but

[dysphoricrocker]

till he came upon something hard

[Endymion]

It was a Dinosaur's skull :skeleton:

[~ Sabr ~]

He took it to a

[Endymion]

Poodle and ask if he wants party ^o)

[dysphoricrocker]

so the and poodle said

[~ Sabr ~]

no way. I can't because

[Periwinkle18]

its too ugly

[dysphoricrocker]

I...........

[Periwinkle18]

will never

[dysphoricrocker]

take...

[Periwinkle18]

loan from you BOB

[Muhaba]

but never pay it back. it is because i am so broke. night after night, you call to ask for the money but i ignore your calls, not knowing what to say, how to face you. finally, you get tired and

[Periwinkle18]

bang ur head on the wall

(sis thts more than 5 words)

[Abz2000]

And dash ur brains on the sofa :)

[Qurratul Ayn]

Oh, what a mess! Suprisingly...

[Periwinkle18]

the noodles came out

[Qurratul Ayn]

Out of the brain, then...

[Periwinkle18]

sammy boiled then n started to

[Qurratul Ayn]

Dance, hop, and scream in...

[Endymion]

The bowl full of ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

Gunge! Slimy, smelly, green gunge! It...

[Endymion]

fell down and spill out the ...


(Yay Quratul is on,i badly need her company right now :D)

[Abz2000]

rest of the mucus remaining in his head

[Endymion]

Eww..+o(

So he poured some Pepsi in his head to ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

(Yay Quratul is on,i badly need her company right now )

Didn't know you loved me that much! Aaawww, :wub:



"AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" And woke up...

[Endymion]

Haha.. :D

and fell down where there was a big hole under the bed ...

[Abz2000]

but he couldn't think properly

[Qurratul Ayn]

As he had a concussion... (Large drop - must have hurt)

[Endymion]

Where he put the rope ...

[Abz2000]

(actually he doesnt have any brains left)

so he filled it with propaganda

[Endymion]

Ermm ... :hmm: (we are posting at the same time ;D )

Okay it will go like...

He had a concussion so he was unable to find the rope which ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

In a window that he found at the bottom of the hole...

(Too long I know, I apologise)

[Endymion]

[Qurratul Ayn]

LOL

:haha:

;D;D;D

[Abz2000]

but where was the hole he wondered

[Hulk]

and then he realised that he was actually a girl so he

[Qurratul Ayn]

Looked into the mirror to see if it's true...

[Abz2000]

and saw a vampire staring back at him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIGxKY5y6Mg

[Qurratul Ayn]

"AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" Jumps back into bed, however...

[Muhaba]

there was no bed, but a black pool of water instead. falling in, fell deeper and deeper into nowhere until ...

[Abz2000]

he had a heart attack

[Periwinkle18]

suddenly his heart stopped

[Abz2000]

And burst loudly - everyone screamed: a suicide bomber!!!!

[Periwinkle18]

^lol good one

buh he gave his life to protect

(i've heard some ants are suicide bombers they blow they're heads off if they feel theres danger :p duno if thts true or not )

[Qurratul Ayn]

Mankind, because ALIENS had invaded, they...

[Abz2000]

were in their asteroid which was coming towards earth

[Qurratul Ayn]

At an alarming rate, they passed through the ozone layer...

[Hulk]

and crash landed in the kent farm

[Qurratul Ayn]

and crash landed in the kent farm

Kent farm??????? Of all the places in the world. :haha:

The aliens came out of the smoke and debris and saw...

[Abz2000]

bush digging for oil with a spade

[Qurratul Ayn]

bush digging for oil with a spade

:haha:

They got out their extraterrestrial weapons and...

[Abz2000]

said: take us to ur leader

[Qurratul Ayn]

Bush dropped his spade and ran for his life, but...

(I apologise, too long I know :hmm:)

[Endymion]

Quarreled with Saddam's shoe and fell down ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

Quarreled with Saddam's shoe and fell down ...

:haha: ;D;D;D;D;D

Meanwhile, the aliens did not like what they saw, so they... ( I don't blame them, they received such a rude welcome)

[Endymion]

vomit on bush's face +o(

[tango92]

he swallowed it - delicious!

[Qurratul Ayn]

The aliens stared at him and...

[Periwinkle18]

he swallowed it - delicious!

ewwww :p

and gave bush a flying kick take tht u evil monster

[Abz2000]

and he got up and said: sooooo whaaaat if an alien

[Periwinkle18]

threw a shoe at me i deserved it :p

[Abz2000]

(vomited in my face more like)

while secretly plotting to invade mars

[Periwinkle18]

he forgot what he was supposed to do

(me liking this story :p lol)

[Muhaba]

and started playing with his milk and cookies while waiting for santa claus to bring him some toys, but

[Periwinkle18]

he was a bad bad boy so he didnt get

[Haya emaan]

any gifts but instead got some

[Qurratul Ayn]

Abduction! The aliens came back for their revenge, they...

[Periwinkle18]

started sending their drones

[Muhaba]

stole his brain with their superior technology and so there he was walking around like a lunatic while

[Abz2000]

they plotted and planned in their ignorance

[Qurratul Ayn]

And realised that Bush had disappeared. Gone. Caput. So...

[Abz2000]

they took over the white house

[Qurratul Ayn]

Hold on, we were in kent farm, now the White House? I want to travel that fast imsad

And began destroying all the nuclear weapons, but...

[Abz2000]

(they teleported themselves - aliens / aka jinns/angels travel fast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&fe...&v=AkFcYHmqARg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTQVtyh4XkI)

obama began to sob, so they

[Qurratul Ayn]

(they teleported themselves - aliens / jinns travel fast)

:haha:

Carried on destroying them all, however...

[Abz2000]

obama ran off with one

[Qurratul Ayn]

And accidentally pressed the initiation button, but...

[Zabel]

it stalled and jammed, so he

[Abz2000]

took it and hid in the alien craft

[Periwinkle18]

buh the aliens came with their cricket bats

[dysphoricrocker]

and cowboy boots..

[Periwinkle18]

and hockey sticks

[dysphoricrocker]

they started running towards the..

[Endymion]

Sheep that was playing with grass ...

[Muhaba]

and saw a farmer milking a sheep and ...

[Periwinkle18]

and eating gulab jamun

[Endymion]

Gulab jamuns :playing:


And put the empty box in the fridge to fool others :raging:

[Periwinkle18]

april fool he said :p

[Endymion]

You always do this to me,she cried :cry:

[Muhaba]

when she saw the empty box of gulab jamun. it's our anniversary, she said, and you ate all the gulabjamuns, and she wailed like a banshee the whole night.

[Periwinkle18]

:'( she cried n cried buh there was no one to comfort her

sorry more than 5 words :p

[Qurratul Ayn]

:p

(WOW!, OK, this story is STRANGE - Lol!)

So she started praying Maghrib prayer as the sun began to set, but...

[Hulk]

she could hear heavy breathing by her ear!

[Periwinkle18]

she turned around it was a

[Qurratul Ayn]

OSTRICH! She...

[Periwinkle18]

had an attitude

[Qurratul Ayn]

The ostrich opened her mouth and said...

[Endymion]

Hi,my name is Quratul Ayn ;D

[Qurratul Ayn]

Hi,my name is Quratul Ayn

What?!?!?!?!:raging:

:wub:

Continuation of the story...


She gaped at the ostrich totally forgetting her Maghrib prayer (Oh dear me), then...

[tango92]

the ostrich offered to lead salah

[Qurratul Ayn]

She refused the offer and shooed away the ostrich, however...

[tango92]

the ostrich took out a book titled "fiqh for ostriches" and began lecturing her about the etiquettes of salah