Neverending story

[Abz2000]

then she ate the ostrich

(coz she wanted all it's wisdom, but didn't want to pray behind it)

[Qurratul Ayn]

Meanwhile, a loud commotion was going on outside...

[Aprender]

over who made better tasting orange juice

[Periwinkle18]

tropicana or Mr juicy :p

(5 words ppl!!)

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[tango92]

it was the annual orange juice competition

[Periwinkle18]

ali wanted to join the juice drinking contest

[Endymion]

But he mistakenly went to Tomatina festival where ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

He found it very, very...

[Hulk]

exhilarating, he didn't want to go home ..

(i just googled tomatina festival, what on earth is this)

[danieldemol]

Until a green tomato his eye

[danieldemol]

*bruised his eye*

[Periwinkle18]

^ u hav to wait for some one else to reply k :)

back to the story

mommy got an ice pack

[~ Sabr ~]

and tried to calm him

[what is the point of this thread?]

[Periwinkle18]

buh he cried n cried

(its a never ending story if ur bored u cum hea n post sumfin i think its fun :) )

[~ Sabr ~]

until he saw his father

[Periwinkle18]

he wiped away his tears and

[Endymion]

Ask him to buy a baby elephant for her :D

[Muhaba]

but the papa said, not at all. you take care of your problems yourself, silly boy. hmff!

[Muhaba]

then turned back to the newspaper he was busy reading.

[Who Am I?]

(Endymion, I see your signature picture outside my window today)

So the kid did surgery on his own eye...

[tango92]

and turned them into binocular vision

[Muhaba]

and then he saw he can see through walls!

[Who Am I?]

and had excellent night vision

[Qurratul Ayn]

He was amazed, suddenly he...

[tango92]

took a look inside the kaaba

[Endymion]

And got mesmerized,tears floating her cheeks :cry:


Tango,your contributions here always make me laugh hard but this time you made me sad and speechless imsad

Who am I.I'm jealous :hmm:

[Qurratul Ayn]

The tears flowed on, however...

[Periwinkle18]

he saw light

(bro who am i is back!! welcome back :) )

[Endymion]

There was an angel who ...

[Who Am I?]

was reciting the Qur'an

(thanks, sister Nemo. Things are settling down here so I have more time for forum)

[Periwinkle18]

and Allah's blessings were spread everywhere :)

[Qurratul Ayn]

Everyone felt peaceful, and so...

[danieldemol]

traded swords for plowshares

[Periwinkle18]

but some still kept their swords

[Endymion]

Behind their camels and tying to ...

[Who Am I?]

the tails of their camels...

[Qurratul Ayn]

Then, all of a sudden...

[Endymion]

A giraffe jumped in and bite the big,fat ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

PINEAPPLE! Yummy in its tummy...

[Endymion]

As he bite the pine apple,there appears a short man who ...

[IslamicRevival]

Turns into a frog and drowns

The end of a never ending story

[Periwinkle18]

no its the beginning :p

[Abz2000]

by Allah, fighting has just begun

[danieldemol]

amongst the peoples with swords

[Endymion]

And among cats and dogs also,they fight and fight until ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

They all stop for ice cream...

[Endymion]

They were 3000 and there was just one ice cream in the ice box ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

But the ice cream disappeared...

[Abz2000]

so they acknlowledged each other and drew their swords

[Periwinkle18]

Allahu akhbar!! they said

[Qurratul Ayn]

And raised their swords to...

[Periwinkle18]

the sky

[Endymion]

But the muezzin call for prayer so ...


Islamization of Never ending story ;D

[Periwinkle18]

they prayed salatul khawf

[Qurratul Ayn]

And at the end, they all...

[tango92]

made dua for ....

[Periwinkle18]

Victory!!

[Qurratul Ayn]

Also, Du'a was made for...

[Periwinkle18]

so that Allah could help them defeat

[Endymion]

The one eye monster who was ...

[Periwinkle18]

dajjal!!

[Endymion]

It can't harm you if you memorize first ten ayahs of Surah Kahaf.Said the commander ...

[Periwinkle18]

he picked his sword n started reciting

(lol y does it hav to b a he could be a SHE too :p )

[Qurratul Ayn]

But, all of a sudden...

[Endymion]

UN passed a resolution that you can't harm ...

(A she might faint looking at the one eye monster :p Let the He handle it ;D )

[Qurratul Ayn]

Anyone on Earth, apart from...

[Ali1978]

hairy spiders, unless you first declare ...

[Abz2000]

that they're terrorists and revolutionaries

[Periwinkle18]

its time to kick some butt said

(lol the She's nowadays r really strong :p )

[~ Sabr ~]

the US government. So he

[Ali1978]

he put on his cowboy boots and phoned ...

[Who Am I?]

Chuck Norris (because really, who else would you call?) to spin kick the giant spider

[Periwinkle18]

Muhahaha said the

[Qurratul Ayn]

Giant man-eating elephant, with massive...

[Abz2000]

tail, i gonna whoop u with this tail

[Qurratul Ayn]

"...and gobble you up." But...

[Ali1978]

i have a sudden desire to eat hagen daz, unless you

[Abz2000]

got it from just above ur tail

[Txyib]

so i can eat it so that...

[Periwinkle18]

i transform into SUPERMAN!!! (lol)

(Hagen daz mmmm i love it, miss eating it too :( )

[Qurratul Ayn]

So, the giant man-eating elephant...

[Periwinkle18]

grabbed him and

[Al-Wasia]

then.....

[Qurratul Ayn]

Hugged, and laughed out loudly...

[Periwinkle18]

hahahah my tummy hurts said

[Qurratul Ayn]

The palm tree that materialised...

[Abz2000]

And turned into an ogre

[Periwinkle18]

Who didn't like anyone

[Qurratul Ayn]

But had a penchant for...

[Muhaba]

strawberries. so he went about eating all the strawberries and

[Abz2000]

he also liked jihadi girls

[Qurratul Ayn]

Somewhere, in the distance, a...

[MysticSoumeya]

sweaty obese ninja was ...

[Aprender]

chewing on a green apple

[MysticSoumeya]

that tasted funny ...

[Abz2000]

coz it was really a lime

[Periwinkle18]

n was sour

(y is the ninja obese lol poor ninja)

[MysticSoumeya]

That's when an oddly-clothed fortune teller neared him ....

[جوري]

and as the devil often mixes truth with lies said '' if you can't be the door then shut it against all kuffr and kaffirs''

[Periwinkle18]

hmmmmm he said

[جوري]

''How do I go about doing that? be the door or shut it?''

[Periwinkle18]

he punched him in the nose and

[جوري]

then made a list of kaffirs

[Periwinkle18]

so that he could hunt them down n

[جوري]

sweep em out and shut the door

[Periwinkle18]

now i get wht he meant by the door thought

[Muhaba]

then threw the key out the window

[Qurratul Ayn]

An Ent was walking by...

(Y'all would know what an Ent is if y'all have read The Lord of the RIngs books or watched the movies :p)

[tango92]

An Ent was walking by...

(Y'all would know what an Ent is if y'all have read The Lord of the RIngs books or watched the movies :p)

"fee! fii! foe! fum!" he said,

"i smell the blood of a.... - oh wait! wrong story!"

he looked around sheepishly hoping nobody heard him


(sorry for more than 5)

[Muhaba]

but he was on camera!

[Periwinkle18]

he gave a big colgate smile n ran away

[Abz2000]

and drowned and died, end of.

[Endymion]

Funny George W Bush senior,but junior is still ...

[Periwinkle18]

in hell

[tango92]

whats on the menu in hell?

starter: tree of zaqqum, main course: zaqqum, desert: tree of zaqqum - and boiling water to drink

[Periwinkle18]

what would you like u evil monster

[tango92]

"please sir, will you put an end to my existence?"

[Periwinkle18]

no ur gng to live hea forever n ever n ever muahaha

[Endymion]

Angry monster punch his face and ...

[Periwinkle18]

the blood starts comming out

[Qurratul Ayn]

"AAARRRGGGHHH!!!" The ogre woke up...

[Muhaba]

in the dentist chair, his tooth just extracted

[Periwinkle18]

Ouch tht hurts said the

[Qurratul Ayn]

Nurse, the ogre's fist in her face...

[Periwinkle18]

she grabbed an injection and

[Silent Peace]

injected to the ogre

[Periwinkle18]

The ogre cried for help

[Muhaba]

but was too weak to do anything. he fell asleep from the injection. and the nurse

[Periwinkle18]

started cutting his hair

[Muhaba]

"let's make a gentleman out of you," she said.

[Periwinkle18]

so that

[Silent Peace]

"AAARRRAWWWRRHHHGGGH!!!!!" The ogre woke up...

[Periwinkle18]

who cut my beautiful hair he said

[Silent Peace]

Nurse started to run away and

[Periwinkle18]

the ogre jumped up n started

[Silent Peace]

Nurse checked her pockets and noticed there was no injection left

[Periwinkle18]

oh noooo what should i do now said

[Muhaba]

ogre grabbed nurse by hair and pulled her back to dentist office. he then got the scissors and took revenge.

[Periwinkle18]

muhahaha take tht nurse

[Muhaba]

she cried, i spend $100 on that hairdo. ogre laughed wickedly. his ugly face contorted, one long tooth sticking out. meanwhile, nurse had gotten hold of injection...

[Periwinkle18]

n injected it in him again he fell down with a thump

[Muhaba]

then the cops came and put handcuffs on the ogre and

[Periwinkle18]

Took him to jail

[Endymion]

On their way to jail,a goat came before ...

[Muhaba]

the police car and just stood there dumbly

[MysticSoumeya]

And the guy who witnessed the wholse scene from its beginning decided to give up on weed and rather ...

[Qurratul Ayn]

Pray 5 times a day...

[tango92]

one day, as he made his way to his bed for his sweet sweet fajr time nap, a ...

[Abz2000]

transformer decepticon came out of the closet

[Periwinkle18]

Stop tidy up ur room first it's a mess he said

[Qurratul Ayn]

CRASH! BOOM! Optimus Prime arrives...

[Azraq]

the goat got arrested too because

[Muhaba]

it ate all the weed and

[Qurratul Ayn]

Optimus Prime and Decepticon battled...

[Abz2000]

and his mother ate all the green stuff in the bag

[Muhaba]

the goat didn't know where it was headed, it's head was fuzzy from all that weed

[Periwinkle18]

He bumped into

[Qurratul Ayn]

A wall, and thought, "this is strange"...

[Muhaba]

there was no wall here a second ago.

[Qurratul Ayn]

And found that the wall...

[Muhaba]

was not really a wall. so the goat went right through it!

[Periwinkle18]

It was glass n he didn't know

[Qurratul Ayn]

And found Narnia!

[Periwinkle18]

N a lion a witch n a wardrobe

[Qurratul Ayn]

And the White Witch who made it Winter forevermore...

[Muhaba]

and so the goat said to the lion,

[Qurratul Ayn]

"Aslan, can I have your mane?"

[Periwinkle18]

No I'm the king of the jungle stay away frm me

[Qurratul Ayn]

The goat said, "You mean the Son of the Emperor-over-the-Seas?"

[jellybeans]

The Lion said "Yes, now I challenge you to battle to death over my magnificent mane".

[Qurratul Ayn]

Aslan said, "behold the power I have..."

[Hulk]

I am your father

[Qurratul Ayn]

^ :haha:

The goat was shocked beyond comprehension, then...

[Muhaba]

realized he had inherited the powers from aslan

[Abz2000]

so he roared like a lion

[جوري]

& unleashed a thousand daggers

[Qurratul Ayn]

The daggers flew in an arc...

[Muhaba]

and came back to hit

[Abz2000]

mr tumnus in his heart

[Muhaba]

he fell and died, then

[Pure Purple]

going.....

[Qurratul Ayn]

To Aslan, who appears grief-stricken...

[Periwinkle18]

Where were you said Lucy

[Qurratul Ayn]

A hurricane hits Narnia, the...

[Haya emaan]

castle was destroyed and every one ran towards the cupboard back to the world...

[Qurratul Ayn]

But an almighty dragon descended...

[MysticSoumeya]

That's when the Muezzin called for the Maghrib prayer ...

[Periwinkle18]

N everyone prayed maghrib

[Qurratul Ayn]

But then, a deafening sound was made...

[Periwinkle18]

The sound of a

[Haya emaan]

thunder storm...

[Periwinkle18]

im scared said

[Qurratul Ayn]

The ladybird who was crying...

[Endymion]

For lollipop :cry: and asking her friend to ...

[Periwinkle18]

give her some sugar so that

[Qurratul Ayn]

She can eat a delicious, humungous...

[Periwinkle18]

Cup cakes!!

[Qurratul Ayn]

With chocolate icing, chocolate chips on top, and the filling of the cupcake is melted chocolate...

[Ali137]

The ladybird said "my belley is full now"

[Periwinkle18]

but the butterfly was still hungry

[Galaxy]

so he eats rice and

[Al-bint]

& decides to fast through Ramadhan...

[Periwinkle18]

And celebrated eid on the first of shawwal :)

[Al-bint]

and then decided to fast 6 days in shawwal also!

[Periwinkle18]

and earn lots n lots of reward :)

[Signor]

Now Shawaal is over aswell and He wants more to fill his huge stomach(tbh,i find him for to be elephant than a butterfly)

[Periwinkle18]

An evil witch cast a spell and

[yahia12]

snow white fell asleep

[Scimitar]

and woke up as the green giant

[Periwinkle18]

Who was called.the hulk :p

(sowy bro hulk it's just a story :p)

[joyous fairy]

The Hulk was mistaken as the green Lantern...

[Muhaba]

that the prince kissed and it turned into

[Abz2000]

A huge building

[joyous fairy]

With walls as high as mountains..

[Muhaba]

and ivy on all those high high walls

[Periwinkle18]

and small purple flowers on the sides

[Endymion]

And water melons hanging like balloons :p

[Periwinkle18]

which i wanted to pop but

[sis muslimah]

Instead i decided to eat them

[Periwinkle18]

n then i gained alot of weight

[Endymion]

And the naughty kids called me Elephant :skeleton:

[sis muslimah]

So i sat on them

[Endymion]

And one of them had a fork in his pocket :skeleton:

[Musaafirah]

So he got his stir fries out and started eating them....

[Mathsisfun]

And that made him gain even more weight..

[Periwinkle18]

Which made him sad

[Mathsisfun]

Thus the naughty kids began feeling sorry for him

[Periwinkle18]

and gave him more food

[specs]

which put a smile on his face but..

[Periwinkle18]

Mummy was not happy.

[specs]

He decided to lose weight..

[GuestFellow]

So he tried some laxatives.

[Periwinkle18]

Which made him sleep

[Muhaba]

and what a nightmare he had

[Periwinkle18]

He couldn't sleep for 10 days because

[Muhaba]

an elephant with fangs was trying to get him

[GuestFellow]

The elephant sits on top of him.

[Periwinkle18]

And squishes the poor lil

[GuestFellow]

The elephant got back up.

[specs]

and decided to run away..

[Periwinkle18]

But the

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

..........................

[GuestFellow]

But the

Elephant turned into a beautiful women with huge fangs like a vampire! RARRRRRRRRR

[Periwinkle18]

And sucked blood out of the

[Indian Bro]

evil watermelon

[Periwinkle18]

who turned black

[Galaxy]

and grew fangs craving

[Periwinkle18]

For orange juice

[Abu-Abdillah]

remembering

[Indian Bro]

her past experiences about