Is Your PC male or female? Lol

[Al-bint]

Salaam Alaikum!
Many people might already know this, but I just shared it for fun
Do the following test and share the result ;D

Is your computer “male” or “female”??
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I trust you"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Open the file ...
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy and If you hear a female voice, you have a girl!


P.S-- My PC is female

Hope everyone enjoys this!
wasalaam

[sis muslimah]

Female :D

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Wa Alaaykum As'Salaam

A female..

[Galaxy]

Mine is female too, this is creepy.

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[~Raindrop~]

Mine is either a very masculine female, or a very feminine male. Weird.

[Galaxy]

:sl:
Notepad is a neat program. You can make a fake virus by simply typing in: x=msgbox("X",20,"Y")

Where X is your error message and Y is the window's title. The more of this code you type in, in the more windows pop up!!

Make sure the file extension is saved as .vbs!!

[Abz2000]

it's a girl!

[Muezzin]

'Female' computer, like almost everyone else here. Hmm. Must be a lot of lonely male programmers...

[joyous fairy]

Mine is female.

Im glad it is because Ive decorated it with stickers and the top has pink/red hearts on it lol.

[Abdullahi E]

lol i think mine is big fat man coz it got big big screen

[Snowflake]

LOL! I haven't removed it's nappy to check yet. Will let you know laters insha Allah :p

[Al-bint]

LOL! I haven't removed it's nappy to check yet. Will let you know laters insha Allah

whom are you waiting for? go ahead and share the result LOL! :P

wasalaam!

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Mine is a male.

[GuestFellow]

Mine's female. Oh yes, scored one.

[Ramadhan]

I named my laptop "syarief", but syarief has just now spoken in a feminine voice :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:

It's kinda creepy to realize syarief has either undergone sex change or that he just has very effeminate manner
Should I change its name?

[~Raindrop~]

^change it to Sharifa.

[~Raindrop~]

My laptop is a male. ^o)

[IslamicRevival]

ERROR
My PC is genderless

:omg:

[Ramadhan]

ERROR
My PC is genderless

:omg:

No, your pc is confused.
:X

[Haya emaan]

this ones not my PC but its male... interesting!

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I named my laptop "syarief", but syarief has just now spoken in a feminine voice :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:

It's kinda creepy to realize syarief has either undergone sex change or that he just has very effeminate manner
Should I change its name?

I changed my PC's name from Julia to Maverick now. :p

[~Raindrop~]

I changed my PC's name from Julia to Maverick now.

You thought your PC was female all that time... any reason? o_O

['Abd Al-Maajid]

You thought your PC was female all that time... any reason? o_O

LOL! I dont know...maybe because I used to spend much time with my PC. :X

[Scimitar]

Female... I feel guilty for touching it. It's not part of my mahram.

Even typing this was an effort for my conscious to overcome... (insert facepalm here) If I don't log back on - you know why.

Scimi

[Abz2000]

lol, i think you can change the voice in narrator
there's microsoft sam, and microsoft anna, and the new mike and mary

edit: i dunno if u can change it, sam comes on xp, anna comes on vista and 7, will look into it InshaAllah
edit 2: found it:
http://www.zero2000.com/articles/bes...u-can-use.html

[Snowflake]

whom are you waiting for? go ahead and share the result LOL! :P

wasalaam!

lol it's a girl

[Scimitar]

lol, i think you can change the voice in narrator
there's microsoft sam, and microsoft anna, and the new mike and mary

edit: i dunno if u can change it, sam comes on xp, anna comes on vista and 7, will look into it InshaAllah
edit 2: found it:
http://www.zero2000.com/articles/bes...u-can-use.html

I read the article - but can I change the female voice on my laptop? I don't like the idea of a woman looking after my things ;D (runs from the lynch mob)

Scimi

[~Raindrop~]

I don't like the idea of a woman looking after my things

We could swap. I don't like the idea of a man prying into my laptop :hmm:

[Scimitar]

Sounds like a plan ;D

I got a packard bell easynote laptop

Intel core i3-2310M processor
4GB ram
500GB HDD
1.3mp HD webcam that never gets used.
...and uhm, what else? hmmm... 15.6 inch 16:9 HD LED LCD screen and DVD super multi DL drive

Oh yeah - my laptop is white, and trimmed metallic. It's a nice looker, come to think of it - it is a bit girly (facepalm)

State your specs lol

Scimi

[joyous fairy]

:ooh:


FEMALE LAPTOPS WILL RULE THE WORLD!


SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.

(P.S my ones broken, so IM for taking anyone of you guys' PC/Laptop :D )

[~Raindrop~]

It's black, looks very robust, doesn't have a webcam, it's a Lenovo and seems to be quite fragile as I had to replace the fan after I punched the keyboard (:hiding:)
Hmm.. definitely male.

Don't know any of that techy speccy stuff.

SAVE YOURSELVES GUYS AND GIVE YOUR FEMALE LAPTOPS AWAY TO POOR WOMEN WHO CANT AFFORD THEM OR NEED NEW ONES.

;D

[Scimitar]

*kisses female laptop goodbye and covers with bubble wrap*

Uh, sis... do I have to send it to you? *cries a river*... *does repeat facepalms* "Why did I buy this thing?"

[~Raindrop~]

:uuh:
You can keep it, don't want to subject my laptop to a display of such shocking emotion if you ever had to part!

[Scimitar]

:p(I knew that would work) "aaah, so how to go about changing that female voice then?";D

I know this is offtopic but it's kinda related. 4 days ago, a canary flew into my dads shop and wouldn't leave. My dad let it stay in the shop overnight. Next day, we bought it home and let it fly around the back room... day after, we decided to get it a nice cage and loadsa goodies...

Today we decided to get it a friend. Another canary, but we didn't go to get it because we needed to discover what its' sex was.

Turns out the canary is a female and we now are getting it a Mr Right Stuff canary (on Wednesday)...

... Discovering whether it was a female or not tho, was kinda tricky as you can imagine. But discovering my laptop is a female? Now that was just down right weird!

Scimi

EDIT: Poor thing had to go through all this torture... next time I won't suffocate it with bubble wrap. And I'll leave it plugged into the charger for good measure :p

[Al-bint]

Salaam alaikum!

Lol people getting serious here! haha! both my PC and my laptop are female ;D hurray!!

P.S. my friend's notebook is male so i know my laptop will go into safe hands if ever it gets married ROFL! :p

wasalaam!

[m.riz]

female ;D

[$tranger]

No-wonder why PCs are useless...

[syilla]

^^^dislike lol

i don't want to take the risks yet...maybe one day when i'm brave enough.

[marwen]

Mine is a dude. His name is Sam. We had some talk, he told me he really didn't like this stupid job.

[~ Sabr ~]

Work comp - Male!

[Al-bint]

No-wonder why PCs are useless...

Offensive :/ :/
As if male ones have done any wonders:p

wasalaam!

[Signor]

oH yeaH!Male with a Male Computer

Thanks PC you saved from being embarrassed..muaah

[Who Am I?]

:sl:

My computer is sick. imsad

Well, one of them is anyway. I have a backup one that I am using for the time being, until I can take my main PC to the shop.

They don't have genders though.

[Abz2000]

see if you can install xp on it scimi :D

[Paprika]

Mine is femail, her name is papita, she has frequent mood swings...

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Mine is femail, her name is papita, she has frequent mood swings...

Papita? you mean Papaya? :p

[Haya emaan]

i got my notebook repaired and checked it, its female... yeeeee:statisfie:statisfie

[~Zaria~]

:salamext:

I cant believe I actually tried this out.....

This may be a clue that Im spending too much time on this forum, lol :embarrass

In any case - my laptop is female :statisfie

No surprise....she often 'freezes' at the most inconvenient moments, the keyboard self-locks, and her folders are as muddled up as her owner!

But at least she 'trusts me', lol!

Her predecessor wasnt as lucky though.......he/ she unfortunately didnt survive the coke spill over the keypad :hiding:


Salaam

[Who Am I?]

You should see my keyboard at work. I have spilled soda, tea, water, and a whole cup of blue cheese dressing all over it.

Yet it still works, dammit. ;D

So no new keyboard for me.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I think XPs are males and Vistas & Windows 7s are females...:hmm:

[CosmicPathos]

mine is hermaphrodite. Who knew I'd have to see these days. :hmm:

[Sothis Girl]

LOL...a boy!!! :statisfie I knew it! I've named it "Cheeyo" and call him "my handsome little boy" :statisfie

[Haya emaan]

I think XPs are males and Vistas & Windows 7s are females...:hmm:

seems so..
the one i checked previously was XP and was a male, mine has win 7 and is a female.. ^o)

[joyous fairy]

mine is hermaphrodite. Who knew I'd have to see these days. :hmm:

LOL that made me laugh. ;D

[Al-bint]

:sl:

joyous fairy, Why are you sad?


Hence the well known fact is proved to be true yet again that females are more in population than the males ;D

jazakallah khairn!

[Periwinkle18]

my house lappy is a female :) havn't checkd my skool notebook yet

[Periwinkle18]

yayyyyyyyyyyy my notebook is a female too :)

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Both my PCand laptop are male. :hmm:

[Innocent Soul]

the one i checked previously was XP and was a male, mine has win 7 and is a female.. ^o)

Mine is Windows 7 and a female. :hmm:

[Scimitar]

makes sense... Men cant multi task (for us, multitasking means messing up sever things at once) No wonder Vista is a male bwahahahaaaa...

...And we all know that women can multitaks quite well... and win7 is female... and pretty much a decent OS.

Scimi

[Who Am I?]

makes sense... Men cant multi task (for us, multitasking means messing up sever things at once) No wonder Vista is a male bwahahahaaaa...

...And we all know that women can multitaks quite well... and win7 is female... and pretty much a decent OS.

Scimi

This is true. I am terrible at multitasking. I don't even try to do it anymore...

[Beardo]

Mine's female. Oh yes, scored one.

LOL!!! ^

Mine is female too. :shade:

[Al-bint]

Both my PCand laptop are male.

why a sad smiley? :omg:

['Abd Al-Maajid]

why a sad smiley? :omg:

That's not a sad smiley. Why would I be sad to know that my machines are male? :p

[Muezzin]

This thread needs a poll.

Would ya look at that? Now it has one.

[جوري]

This thread needs a poll.

Would ya look at that? Now it has one.

what if your computer is a she male? I don't see an option for that up there.. although mine now is completely reformed ..

[Muezzin]

what if your computer is a she male? I don't see an option for that up there

Oops.

Er... Toss a coin?

[Scimitar]

what if your computer is a she male? I don't see an option for that up there.. although mine now is completely reformed ..

Wait... you telling me you got vista and 7 on partitioned HDD on the same machine? Surely not :D

Scimi

[جوري]

Wait... you telling me you got vista and 7 on partitioned HDD on the same machine? Surely not :D

Scimi

I have no idea what this means..

[Abz2000]

innit? . . . .

[Scimitar]

innit? . . . .

You know what I'm talking about lol ;D;D;D

[جوري]

You know what I'm talking about lol ;D;D;D

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Who Am I?]

Down the rabbit hole we go...

[Al-bint]

That's not a sad smiley. Why would I be sad to know that my machines are male? :p

i always thot of :/ as a sad smiley... May mistake. Hope you are happy with your 'male machines' :skeleton:

This thread needs a poll.

Would ya look at that? Now it has one.

thanks a lot
jazakallah khairn!

[GodIsAll]

Diecious

[GuestFellow]

I think I found a wife. Her name is Advent.

[joyous fairy]

I think I found a wife. Her name is Advent.

Sorry, but thats a boys name. Either rename her or... Well lets not think about the other 2 options :nervous:

[Al-bint]

I think I found a wife. Her name is Advent.

Wife? ^o)

[Endymion]

I did it but the file disappeared and im now unable to find it :-[ What does that mean :?

Ermm.... Jinny :hmm:

[Al-bint]

Salaam alaikum!

sis may be it got closed by mistake without being saved... why don't you try again?! :statisfie

wasalaam

[True-blue]

It's male for me. :

[True-blue]

What are the criteria of deciding this 'male' or 'female' computer?

[Endymion]

OMG i did it :omg:

It said in a male voice "I trust you" :D

Mmm....may be its my bro hiding behind the sofa ^o) I mean why on earth my computer trust me :hmm:

[Al-bint]

What are the criteria of deciding this 'male' or 'female' computer?

usually depends on the operating system u r using :)

OMG i did it :omg:

It said in a male voice "I trust you" :D

Mmm....may be its my bro hiding behind the sofa ^o) I mean why on earth my computer trust me :hmm:

coz i commanded it to do so :statisfie

Wasalaam!

[Endymion]

Ermm.... My PC obey your commands ^o) ... :skeleton:

[Al-bint]

Ermm.... My PC obey your commands ...

apparently :p

wasalaam!

[Endymion]

Suspicious

[White Rose]

Mine is female as well but then like some said, window vista is female ;D

[Scimitar]

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

[Who Am I?]

I shall name her... Holly.

Red Dwarf fans will get this...

[joyous fairy]

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

Smash the strepsil into tiny pieces and put it in the disc drive. ;D

[Masuma]

mine was first female and called "Miss Norris" but then i changed it to male and now it is called "Computerus".:skeleton:

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I had to rename my computer from 'Julia' to 'Max'. :hmm:

[Al-bint]

I had to rename my computer from 'Julia' to 'Max'.

guess the test din't show you what you wanted to see ^o)

[Scimitar]

@WhoAmI - Red Dwarf... Gosh, that was one funny series... I think I've seen 'em all.

I think mines needs a strepsil now... facepalm, dont ask.

Water damage to the speakers... but nothing my dyson couldnt take care of lol...

She's fine now, bless her. Apparently I know what buttons to press :D I still wear gloves when I touch her keyboard though - non mahram laptop and all lol

Scimi

[Muezzin]

I shall name her... Holly.

Red Dwarf fans will get this...

The other great thing Red Dwarf fans will get is that 'Holly' is a unisex name.

...For computers.

:)

[Periwinkle18]

Water damage to the speakers... but nothing my dyson couldnt take care of lol...

She's fine now, bless her. Apparently I know what buttons to press I still wear gloves when I touch her keyboard though - non mahram laptop and all lol

Scimi

lol now u'll hav to go n buy a pair of gloves :p

[Abu.Yusuf]

lol

female

[sohail1234]

hahahhahahah... Interseting post.. :D

[specs]

wow this is pretty cool haha!
my laptop is a female :D lol

[Al-bint]

wow this is pretty cool haha!
my laptop is a female lol

after all the heartbreaks and purchasing of gloves, someone seems happy! ;D