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Abz2000
03-06-2012, 05:20 AM
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جوري
03-06-2012, 05:28 AM
blue jeans, cell phone, nice smiling dude with crest white strips :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:
what's the number for the FBI?
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جوري
03-06-2012, 05:36 AM


wow this thread has generated 'guests' already ... :D
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Abz2000
03-06-2012, 05:40 AM
may appear normal :p

lololoolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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جوري
03-06-2012, 05:42 AM
Originally Posted by Abz2000
may appear normal :p

lololoolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Phew.. Thank God that is no body here.. we're all of the AB variety
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MustafaMc
03-06-2012, 05:51 AM
Originally Posted by ßlµêßêll
It is good to know that I don't fit any portion of this 'terrorist' profile ^o), but at least I now know what to look out for so I can call the FBI when I see someone who does - yeah right.
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جوري
03-06-2012, 05:57 AM
Those darn terrorists are so well funded they never use slaves, homing pigeons, telegraphs or type writers anymore :skeleton:
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Abz2000
03-06-2012, 06:09 AM
ESPECIALLY levi jeans, and documents - either originals OR copies.

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جوري
03-06-2012, 06:13 AM
It is a known fact that terrorists like to buy things in bulk because they love a good bargain especially over the counter allergy meds which they like to cocktail with NyQuil shooters ..
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Abz2000
03-06-2012, 06:16 AM
yup, and alcohol is a fav
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جوري
03-06-2012, 06:18 AM
plus lap dances pls. don't forget lap dances especially prior to a really huge event where they'll achieve martyrdom.
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MustafaMc
03-06-2012, 07:30 AM
Originally Posted by Abz2000
yup, and alcohol is a fav
Originally Posted by ßlµêßêll
plus lap dances pls. don't forget lap dances especially prior to a really huge event where they'll achieve martyrdom.
Oh well, I guess I missed out on those counts.:statisfie ... and be especially wary of those who bring a Bible or Quran with them to the strip club.
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جوري
03-06-2012, 07:51 AM
:haha: also a flight manual terrorists are under duress to multi task and learn new things at a moment's notice ...
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Abz2000
03-06-2012, 08:13 AM
Yup, and handwritten wills that describe their motIves and what to do with their bodies and how they love Islam, conveniently bundled with a Quran - all of which they are about to take onto a plane which they about to incinerate in a fireball that destroys blackboxes.
Conveniently found in delayed baggage and presented as proof of an Islamic conspiracy.
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Abz2000
03-17-2012, 12:07 AM
lol, here's the latest:

DHS Terror Document Lists Yawning, Goose Bumps As Suspicious Behavior

Friday, March 16, 2012

Infowars has obtained a document from the New Jersey Office of Homeland Security & Preparedness that lists banal bodily activities such as yawning, staring and goose pumps as “suspicious activity” indicative of terrorism.


The document (PDF), entitled Terrorism Awareness and Prevention, is presented as a guide for both “residents and workers of New Jersey,” along with employees of federal, state and local agencies, on how to “assist in combating terrorism” by identifying “unusual or suspicious activities and behaviors.”
The guide encourages participants to “look for signs of nervousness in the people you come in contact with.” “Signs will become particularly evident in a person’s eyes, face, next and body movements.”

The document then lists examples of suspicious behavior indicative of terrorism, which include,
Exaggerated yawning when engaged in conversation,”
“glances,”
“cold penetrating stare,”
“rigid posture,”
and
“goose bumps”.

.....As Reuters reported in February, authorities are now treating those who “believe the United States went bankrupt by going off the gold standard” as extremists who are a potential violent threat to law enforcement......

http://www.infowars.com/dhs-terror-d...ious-behavior/
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Muezzin
03-17-2012, 12:44 AM
'Focused and committed'

'Team-oriented and disciplined'

'Multitasking skills'

Is this a job advertisement?
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Abz2000
08-09-2013, 05:28 PM
Obama seems to have been doing some brainstorming too:

Complaining about the taste of your tap water*could also get you labeled as a potential terrorist.

Having*“strange odors”* or*“bright colored stains on clothes”*(what if you eat mustard or ketchup?)*?)

Being young*
(if you live near a battle zone, you are*fair game; and*see this)
Using social media
Reporting or doing journalism*(and*here*and*here)
Speaking out against government policies
Protesting anything*(such as participating in the*“Occupy”*or*“Tea Party”*movements)
Questioning war*(even though*war reduces our national security; and see*this)
Criticizing the government’s targeting of innocent civilians with drones*(although killing innocent civilians with drones is one of the main things which*increases terrorism. And see*this)
Asking questions about pollution*(even at a*public Congressional hearing?)
Paying cash at an Internet cafe
Asking questions about Wall Street shenanigans
Holding gold
Creating alternative currencies
Stocking up on more than 7 days of food*(even though all*Mormons are taught to stockpile food, and most*Hawaiians store up on extra food)
Having bumper stickers saying things like “Know Your Rights Or Lose Them”
Investigating factory farming
Infringing a copyright
Taking pictures or videos
Talking to police officers
Wearing a hoodie
Driving a van
Writing on a piece of paper
(Not having a Facebook account*may soon be added)
And holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:

Being frustrated with “mainstream ideologies”
Valuing online privacy
Supporting Ron Paul or being a libertarian
Liking*the Founding Fathers
Being a*Christian
Being*anti-tax, anti-regulation or for the gold standard
Being*“reverent of individual liberty”
Being*“anti-nuclear”
“Believe in conspiracy theories”
“A belief that one’s personal and/or national “way of life” is under attack”
“Impose strict religious tenets or laws on society (fundamentalists)”
“Insert religion into the political sphere”
“Those who seek to politicize religion”
“Supported political movements for autonomy”
Being*“anti-abortion”
Being*“anti-Catholic”
Being*“anti-global”
“Suspicious of centralized federal authority”
“Fiercely nationalistic (as opposed to universal and international in orientation)”
“A belief in the need to be prepared for an attack either by participating in … survivalism”
Opposing genetically engineered food
Opposing surveillance

http://www.globalresearch.ca/u-s-gov...rorist/5345397


www.usnews.com › News
23 May 2013 - Obama defended the use and legality of drones to kill suspected terrorists, but admitted*...
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Periwinkle18
08-09-2013, 05:42 PM
Originally Posted by جوري
blue jeans, cell phone, nice smiling dude with crest white strips :skeleton::skeleton::skeleton:
what's the number for the FBI?
Lol Haha :p

Call 911 :p
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Abz2000
08-09-2013, 06:05 PM
Ridiculous to the extent of stupid and funny however the implications are dark:

Mr. Obama embraced a disputed method for counting civilian casualties that did little to box him in. It in effect*counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants, according to several administration officials, unless there is explicit intelligence posthumously proving them innocent.

This counting method may partly explain the official claims of extraordinarily low collateral deaths.
In a speech last year Mr. Brennan, Mr. Obama’s trusted adviser, said that not a single noncombatant had been killed in a year of strikes. And in a recent interview, a senior administration official said that the number of civilians killed in drone strikes in Pakistan under Mr. Obama was in the “single digits” — and that independent counts of scores or hundreds of civilian deaths unwittingly draw on false propaganda claims by militants.

Even more repellent was John Podhoretz’s argument in 2006*that “the tactical mistake” which “we made in Iraq was that we didn’t kill enough Sunnis in the early going to intimidate them and make them so afraid of us they would go along with anything,” specifically that the real error was that the U.S. permitted “the survival of Sunni men between the ages of 15 and 35.” In other words, “all military-age males”*in Sunni areas should have been deemed “combatants” and thus killed. Podhoretz’s argument created all sorts of outrage in progressive circles: John Podhoretz is advocating genocide!

in American media discourse, the definition of “militant” is*any human being whose life is extinguished when an American missile or bomb detonates*(that term*was even used*when Anwar Awlaki’s 16-year-old American son, Abdulrahman, was killed by a U.S. drone in Yemen two weeks after a drone killed his father, even though nobody claims the teenager was anything but completely innocent: “Another U.S. Drone Strike Kills Militants in Yemen”).

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/...ttle-zone.html

Brackets below are mine:
In another chart, also acquired by Danger Room, an Afghan soldier or policeman ready to snap could be someone who “appears frustrated with partnered nations”; reads “questionable reading materials” (a hinting reference at the Quran and other Islamic books?); or who has “strange habits (prays the obligatory prayers?).”

Again - This may be ridiculous to the extent of laughable, but I don't think hitler was this paranoid of EVERYONE who just may possibly be unhappy with his criminal acts - and he certainly didn't go to such lengths to eliminate resistance, for Hitler it was a few groups, for the Satanists in Washington - it's EVERYONE.


إِذا جاءَ نَصرُ اللَّهِ وَالفَتحُ
When comes the Help of Allah, and Victory,

وَرَأَيتَ النّاسَ يَدخُلونَ فى دينِ اللَّهِ أَفواجًا
And thou dost see the people enter Allah\'s Religion in crowds,

فَسَبِّح بِحَمدِ رَبِّكَ وَاستَغفِرهُ ۚ إِنَّهُ كانَ تَوّابًا
Celebrate the praises of thy Lord, and pray for His Forgiveness: For He is Oft-Returning (in Grace and Mercy).

Quran chapter 110



لا يَتَّخِذِ المُؤمِنونَ الكٰفِرينَ أَولِياءَ مِن دونِ المُؤمِنينَ ۖ وَمَن يَفعَل ذٰلِكَ فَلَيسَ مِنَ اللَّهِ فى شَيءٍ إِلّا أَن تَتَّقوا مِنهُم تُقىٰةً ۗ وَيُحَذِّرُكُمُ اللَّهُ نَفسَهُ ۗ وَإِلَى اللَّهِ المَصيرُ

Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah: except by way of precaution, that ye may Guard yourselves from them. But Allah cautions you (To remember) Himself; for the final goal is to Allah.

Quran 3:28


يٰأَيُّهَا الَّذينَ ءامَنوا مَن يَرتَدَّ مِنكُم عَن دينِهِ فَسَوفَ يَأتِى اللَّهُ بِقَومٍ يُحِبُّهُم وَيُحِبّونَهُ أَذِلَّةٍ عَلَى المُؤمِنينَ أَعِزَّةٍ عَلَى الكٰفِرينَ يُجٰهِدونَ فى سَبيلِ اللَّهِ وَلا يَخافونَ لَومَةَ لائِمٍ ۚ ذٰلِكَ فَضلُ اللَّهِ يُؤتيهِ مَن يَشاءُ ۚ وَاللَّهُ وٰسِعٌ عَليمٌ

O ye who believe! if any from among you turn back from his Faith, soon will Allah produce a people whom He will love as they will love Him,- lowly with the believers, mighty against the rejecters, fighting in the way of Allah, and never afraid of the reproaches of such as find fault. That is the grace of Allah, which He will bestow on whom He pleaseth. And Allah encompasseth all, and He knoweth all things.


إِنَّما وَلِيُّكُمُ اللَّهُ وَرَسولُهُ وَالَّذينَ ءامَنُوا الَّذينَ يُقيمونَ الصَّلوٰةَ وَيُؤتونَ الزَّكوٰةَ وَهُم رٰكِعونَ

Your (real) friends are (no less than) Allah, His Messenger, and the (fellowship of) believers,- those who establish regular prayers and regular charity, and they bow down humbly (in worship).

Let us always remember that the work of dawah is not diminished by those who strive in God's cause, rather - people come to the religion of Allah in crowds when we are unafraid to openly proclaim our stance on the truth and love for our brothers and sisters who strive in God's cause, it is then that Allah's help comes and victory and acceptance of Islam on huge scales.

Recall Makkah (dawah) vs medina (brotherhood+struggle) years.

Tyrants and desposts don't give you rights from the goodness of their hearts, but due to those who struggle and fear of mass opposition:

tQuran?

الَّذينَ أُخرِجوا مِن دِيٰرِهِم بِغَيرِ حَقٍّ إِلّا أَن يَقولوا رَبُّنَا اللَّهُ ۗ وَلَولا دَفعُ اللَّهِ النّاسَ بَعضَهُم بِبَعضٍ لَهُدِّمَت صَوٰمِعُ وَبِيَعٌ وَصَلَوٰتٌ وَمَسٰجِدُ يُذكَرُ فيهَا اسمُ اللَّهِ كَثيرًا ۗ وَلَيَنصُرَنَّ اللَّهُ مَن يَنصُرُهُ ۗ إِنَّ اللَّهَ لَقَوِىٌّ عَزيزٌ

(They are) those who have been expelled from their homes in defiance of right,- (for no cause) except that they say, \"our Lord is Allah\". Did not Allah check one set of people by means of another, there would surely have been pulled down monasteries, churches, synagogues, and mosques, in which the name of Allah is commemorated in abundant measure. Allah will certainly aid those who aid his (cause);- for verily Allah is full of Strength, Exalted in Might, (able to enforce His Will).

Ah! ye are those who love them, but they love you not,...
Quran 3:119

So let us think twice before we appease the kuffar (who don't give a **** about what we think) and disown our brothers who strive in the way of God as they ought to strive. Because history speaks for itself:



Pastor Niemöller spoke for the thousands and thousands of men like me when he spoke (too modestly of himself) and said that, when the Nazis attacked the Communists, he was a little uneasy, but, after all, he was not a Communist, and so he did nothing; and then they attacked the Socialists, and he was a little uneasier, but, still, he was not a Socialist, and he did nothing; and then the schools, the press, the Jews, and so on, and he was always uneasier, but still he did nothing. And then they attacked the Church, and he was a Churchman, and he did something—but then it was too late.

AND IF ANYONE HAS ANY DOUBTS ABOUT WHAT MY ALARMIST MIND IS SEEING, CONSIDER THIS LITTLE EXCERPT AND COMPARE IT WITH OBAMA'S ANERIKKKA:

http://www.press.uchicago.edu/Misc/Chicago/511928.html

Peace.
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crimsontide06
08-09-2013, 06:55 PM
don't forget...terrorist order extra ketchup with their burger and fries; Also, they MUST be a terrorist if they ask you to leave off the mayonnaise..;D
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Mustafa2012
08-09-2013, 07:19 PM
Going by these criteria, the best way to avoid being a victim would be to just stay in your home and don't ever wander beyond your doorstep.

Oh and the other most simple no brainer way is:

Don't give people reasons to attack you and then complain when they do what you gave them reasons to do. And then don't go turning the population against poor people that you wronged in the first place.

If they just applied this simple advice, it would save thousands of lives and billions of dollars in taxpayers' money.

But I guess that would mean no more control over the people, no more divide and rule.

Oh well!
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Abz2000
08-09-2013, 08:14 PM
don't forget...terrorist order extra ketchup with their burger and fries; Also, they MUST be a terrorist if they ask you to leave off the mayonnaise
Dear brother crimsontide06 aka (Mr president)
I'm trying to see the reasoning behind your labelling this person a terrorist,
It took a few mental gymnastics, but I somehow came to this assumption (suspected terrorist) although it may not be the same reasoning as yours, but then it doesn't have to anyway does it?:

The mayonnaise contains spirit vinegar, the ketchup is not HELLmans,
Hence the mayonnaise is considered forbidden in islam by many from the Muslim bloc.
Hence the person tries to avoid things forbidden in Islam,
Hence the person is not a "moderate Muslim",
Hence the person has fundamentalist tendencies and wants "70 virgins",
Hence the person is a suspected terrorist.

Therefore maybe you consider that we authorise a drone to be sent to his house 6,000 miles away, kill him and his family,
Plus anyone who happens to be near him, and anyone else who dares to oppose your action as a result.
Will my logic and support then put me back in your graces and make me a patriotic American?
Maybe you can even push it and get me a nobel peace prize like yourself?
Yours obediently,
John doe.

P.S and hey while we're at it, maybe we can close all our embassies worldwide due to inevitable repercussions,
And maybe we can issue a u.s wide ban on pressure cookers and mobile phones and soda bottles and batteries and outdoor sporting events and bus rides and train rides and blue jeans and sunglasses and breast milk and voting and watches and clocks that may be used as timers and trees that may obscure the view of law enforcement officers and police uniforms (in case they get attacked) and calendars (in case they plan dates) and oh the list is too long.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se0Gr...e_gdata_player
It doesn't matter who the people voted for, they always vote for us.
Attributed to some despot out there.
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Mustafa2012
08-09-2013, 11:15 PM
Bro, this is how you make the public paranoid to the point where everyone becomes a suspect.

I heard this story not too long ago of a bro taking a picture of an advertisement at a bus stop. Not long after he did that, he got a visit and was asked why he did it.

His reply was, "Because I liked the ad. I didn't realize it was a crime to take a picture of an ad these days."

Who knows, maybe the bro wanted to buy whatever was being advertised but because they're so paranoid nowadays, you cannot do simple things that you could do in the past which people wouldn't even bat an eyelid over.
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Abz2000
08-09-2013, 11:45 PM
People used to film police officers (public servants) openly if they committed crimes, and bring them to account for it.
Now they can be arrested on suspicion of planning terrorism.
They arrest people for filming buildings, bridges, monuments, banks, train stations and the list is endless.
In bd there is a saying: on the mind of the thief is cop cop.
And it seems the corruption has gotten so bad that that on the mind of the cop and politician is citizen citizen lol.

May Allah cast terror into their hearts til they stop killing Muslims.
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Periwinkle18
08-10-2013, 06:41 AM
Ameen.
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