90 Things You MUST Do in an Elevator

[Insanely.Krazii]

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90 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
   passengers that this is your "personal space".
3. Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn
   it! All of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
   enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
    off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
    act embarassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call
    you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until
    you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning at an other passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've
    got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now --
    motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracks to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!"
23. Show the other passengers a wound and ask if looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while then announce, "You're one of THEM!"
    and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp and then say, "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-a-long.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
    passengers.
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh
    mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
45. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
51. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
    shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
52. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
    more.
53. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
54. Call a bondage 900 line from a cell phone.
55. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after awhile let
    the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
56. Cat basket and take a nap in the corner.
57. Bounce a superball around the elevator.
58. Light a cigarette and tell people "Smokey the Bear doesn't know what the
    hell he's talking about."
59. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "That's
    mine!"
60. Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing uproariously.
61. Bring a camera and take a picture of everyone in the elevator.
62. Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask if "they
    have an appointment."
63. When the doors close, use duct tape and work furiously to tape the doors
    together. Ask for help.
64. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
65. Bring a hammer and nails and hang pictures of yourself on the walls. Ask
    people, "Isn't that a good picture of me?"
66. Leave your 12 foot long python alone in the elevator.
67. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserving energy."
68. Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear
    something ticking.
69. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
    with the passengers.
70. Clean your gun.
71. Ask, "Did you feel that, I felt a rumble?"
72. Dressed in coveralls, get in a full elevator and when the door closes, push
    the stop button, post an out of order sign inside and go to work on the access
    panel, saying "This may take a minute."
73. Push the call button, when the voice answers ask, "God?"
74. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
75. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they
    open up again."
76. Push your floor button with your tongue.
77. Stand alone, when the doors open, tell anyone trying to get on that the car
    is full and that they should wait for the next one.
78. Swat at flies that don't exist.
79. Shoot rubber bands at everyone.
80. When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a force field when you try
    to leave.
81. Ride Naked.
82. When people get on, ask for their tickets and check that they meet the
    "height requirements."
83. Push the top floor button, and announce that you tried to kill yourself
    yesterday, but the other building wasn't high enough.
84. Talk to people about "the golden age of elevators in the 50s." Explain why
    modern elevators can't compete with "gas-powered lifts."
85. Borrow small items from other people in the elevator, then shout "Weee!" as
    you drop them through the crack in the floor when the elevator doors open.
86. Jump Rope.
87. Bring a shovel and try to dig a hole.
88. When the doors close, menacingly announce that "it's going to be a bumpy
    ride."
89. Tell people that you can see their aura.
90. Call out, "Group hug!" and enforce it.

[Who Am I?]

:sl:

Ah.... I may or may not have done some of these things while in a crowded elevator...

's all I'm saying... :nervous:

[Kei]

LOL this looks like fun.
I wish I had the courage to try some of these ;D

[sohail1234]

lolx very funny :D

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[bangaliteen]

errrrrrrr no thanks but where you got it from?

ppl will look at me weird :omg:

[UmmuShaheed]

Lool would be hilarious to see! But I'd never do any of those things

[the_stranger]

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

I think I'm going to make a lot of new friends tomorrow :p.

[Beardo]

Selling girl scout cookies appealed to me. Although, I think I'd eat them all before I would be able to sell any of them.

[GuestFellow]

I am never going to use an elevator. Walking up and down stairs is healthier.

[White Rose]

I am never going to use an elevator. Walking up and down stairs is healthier.

Elevators are helpful sometimes. For example, sometimes there are trouble makers sitting on stairs and possibly waiting for someone to come by :hmm:.

[GuestFellow]

You lose weight by walking up and down stairs.

[bangaliteen]

You lose weight by walking up and down stairs.

Ok then always take the stairs even its 30 flights of stairs