knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

[specs]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Makeup
Makeup who?
People are trying to make up their minds!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Who the one you're talking to?



share your knock knock jokes too :)

[unknown12]

:D

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris who?
...?
Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!

Q: Knock knock.
A: Who's there?
Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"

:lol:

['Abd-al Latif]

^

You should be prohibited from joking :heated:

[unknown12]

What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker :D, were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool

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[Iceee]

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!

[unknown12]

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!

loooooooooool rofl :awesome:

[Jslayton]

Knock Knock
Whos there ?

Tuba
Tuba who ?

Tuba toothpaste thats who!

[GuestFellow]

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

Knock knock

Who is there

MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

[GuestFellow]

What, who me??Haha I just copied them from google. I’m not a knock knock type of joker :D, were they that bad?? I thought they were funny lool

He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^

[shailas]

Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12! :D

[Jslayton]

I think guestfellow likes to knock a wee bit to much

[specs]

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock I love knock knock jokes knock knock

Knock knock knock hahahahahaha

Knock knock

Who is there

MY EXTRA LARGE FOREHEAD THAT'S WHO

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA KNOCK KNOCK *throws confetti and glass bottles* AHAHAHAHAHA

:lol: :haha: that made me laugh! hah.

[unknown12]

He's a miserable old goat. =) He needs some knock knock therapy and...hugs. ^_^

Yeah that's me :(. I need plenty of therapy :D
l
l
V

[unknown12]

knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock i love knock knock jokes knock knock

knock knock knock hahahahahaha

knock knock

who is there

my extra large forehead that's who

bwahahahahahhaha knock knock *throws confetti and glass bottles* ahahahahaha

lols ^^

[unknown12]

Hahaha, yup, I always think of Boo, Boo-who?, awww don't cry it's just a joke ..here's a tissue.
It's a good one, unknown12! :D

:lol: ikr

[unknown12]

Yeah that's me :(. I need plenty of therapy :D
l
l
V

If you want a small laugh, it's kind of disgusting :D

[GuestFellow]

^ That goat is my hero.

[unknown12]

^ That goat is my hero.

Bro I am the goat, problem?? *flares nostrils*

[Jslayton]

love the spitting goat... reminds me of llamas

[Jslayton]

Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

Knock knock
whos there ?

Goat
Goat who ?

Goat tee thats who
;p

[unknown12]

Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

Knock knock
whos there ?

Goat
Goat who ?

Goat tee thats who
;p

Haha, someone really likes goats jk.

Under the theme of goats:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Some random ones which aren't too bad :)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio Who ?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!

[Muhaba]

knock knock
whos there

[Jslayton]

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Harry
Harry
who?
Harry up and open the door


Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know

Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

[unknown12]

knock knock
whos there

:O who is there???

[unknown12]

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Harry
Harry
who?
Harry up and open the door


Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Wooden
Wooden who?
Wooden you like to know

Who's there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

Haha nice one!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

keep em coming lads, corny jokes rule

[Jslayton]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!

[unknown12]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the
heat, it's freezing in here!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the
window and find out!

:lol:

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
hafsa
hafsa who?
hafsam (have some)patience ,i'll tell you in a mo.

[Jslayton]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something

last one for today :P
might learn something!

[unknown12]

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rita
Rita Who?
Rita book, you might learn something

last one for today :P
might learn something!

:D same.


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

[Muhaba]

lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!

[Jslayton]

Fun isnt it ? to let loose with humor once and awhile

[Iceee]

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

[specs]

lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!

yup feel the same reading all these knock knock jokes lol

[specs]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who?
Owl always love you :D lol

[Qurratul Ayn]

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl who?
Owl always love you lol

Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love ya too :wub:




Brilliant jokes, people.

[Qurratul Ayn]

This is an old one;

Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!



Cheese-y jokes or what. :heated:

Lol

[specs]

Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love ya too

aw how cute made me smile :D lol

Knock knock
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Doctor Who!

not actually heard the barbie one before lol but the doctor one yup.

Mewtew: Knock knock.
Trainer: Who's there?
Mewtew: Mewt.
Trainer: Mewt who?
Mewtwo: Yes.

[Qurratul Ayn]

Mewtew: Knock knock.
Trainer: Who's there?
Mewtew: Mewt.
Trainer: Mewt who?
Mewtwo: Yes.

Pokemon joke!!! Classic or what?!

:awesome:

[specs]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Oswald
Oswald who
Oswald my gum ;D

[yahia12]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Yu
who are you!!?
I told you I am Yu.

:D

[GuestFellow]

More knock knock jokes!

[GuestFellow]

^ I LOVE YOUR KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Gimme more! Please...

[Scimitar]

hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now :D

Knock knock

who'se there?

Terra

Terra who?

terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)

Scimi

[GuestFellow]

Don't get it...

[Jedi_Mindset]

Knock Knock

Who is there?

Robin

Robin who?

And batman too! nananananana

----

Not the best one, but this is my first attempt.

[Scimitar]

Don't get it...

ooops, ignore what I wrote earlier, I was thinking you was referring to the norfolk joke...

...The Terra Baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhool ghaya = "your father, open the door, i forgot the key" in urdu/hindi

Scimi

[Qurratul Ayn]

hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now:D

Knock knock

who'se there?

Terra

Terra who?

terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya :D (ooh that was pretty good)

Scimi

:lol:

Cracked me up. And, yep, it was pretty good.

[username95]

Old time classic (well to me)
Q-Knock Knock
A-Who's there?
Q-Dr
A-Dr who?
DR WHOOOOO!!! *insert theme tune*:p


Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd:D

[specs]

Q- Knock knock
A-Who's there?
Q-I eat mop
A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd

love it! haha!! :)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!

[unknown12]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A bear with a hat on.
A bear with a hat on?! Cool!
(door opens, man is mauled)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beach ball.
A talking beach ball?! I've gotta see this!
(door opens, multiple gun shots)

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus? At this hour?!
(door opens, man pushes his way inside and takes stuff)
Have a safe holiday everyone.

1. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

6. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

[sohail1234]

assalam o alikum
Yesterday i was reading a joke received on my cell phone. i will share it here. but within that joke i want to leave a message here... may be it sound funny. but .. anyways! lets start
" Aik sardar restuarnat mai tea pee raha tha
kay kisi ne us se kaha
Sardar G tea mai makhi hai
Sardar ne jawab dia phir kia huwa
Dil bara hona chahye Makhi ne kitna pee lena hai "

now i want to share here that, we should try that if someone is getting benefits from us because of its helplessness then we should co-operate with them whole heartily

[specs]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

[Muhaba]

Knock knowk
who's there?
hee
he who?
hee haw hee haw hee haw

[Haz35]

knock knock
whos there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, its overflowing!

knock knock
whos there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get some food?

[Scimitar]

knock knock

whose there?

Aslam

Aslam who?

Aslam lekum :D