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Khalid Saifullah
02-04-2016, 07:15 AM
Q: Assalaamu Alaikum Respected Shaikh

I'm 90 years old and I've never kept even one fast in Ramadan in all these years. I realise my mistake and want to give kaffarah (expiation). What should I do?

A: You are in very deep trouble, my brother. Your kaffarah is one of three things:

1) You need to fast continuously for two hundred years; or

2) You need to provide a meal for the whole of China; and if you can not do the above

3) You need to free Palestine!!

The old man fainted.
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Asiyah3
02-04-2016, 07:48 AM
haha, Can't blame him. :heated:
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strivingobserver98
02-04-2016, 08:39 AM
Very funny well done... :Emoji7::Emoji45:
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