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BilalKid
03-04-2016, 03:52 PM
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

“I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says.

“We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!”

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

“Like WHAT???? they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow.

“Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??” and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay”, he says,

“It’s all set. They’re both coming for Eid and paying their own airfare!!”

MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S DREAM.
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Muslim Woman
03-04-2016, 04:16 PM
:sl:


hmmm what's their plan for next Eid ? What to say that time ?
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BilalKid
03-05-2016, 02:19 AM
maybe repeat ;D
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sister herb
03-05-2016, 06:45 AM
Repeating same doesn´t work but old man could inform his children that he is planning to take a young second wife. Very young. ;D
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Muslim Woman
03-05-2016, 11:56 AM
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haha that will work , i m sure .
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MuslimInshallah
03-06-2016, 12:49 AM
Assalaamu alaikum,


Mmm... (twinkle) I have heard that mentioning that you are considering re-writing your Will can have an interesting effect on people...


May Allah, the Preserver, Remind us to be good to others... for His Sake.
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Muslim Woman
03-06-2016, 05:16 PM
:wa:

hmm good idea :)
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Muslim Woman
03-07-2016, 06:00 AM
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we both are planning to visit u - will that work ? :hiding:
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