Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

[Khalid Saifullah]

A husband and wife, instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force, agreed to rather settle their issues in a poetic way.

Here goes :
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack !!

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, so he created YOU !!

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ;
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far !!

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you? !!

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo !!

Husband :
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage, but laughing at you!!

Who do you think is a better genius ?

['Abd-al Latif]

The husband.

He
Understands
Situations
Better
And
Never
Disappears

Without
Information
Fighting
Everyday

[noraina]

SubhanAllah, we sisters need to find a fitting reply to that. :D

But it is cute, so is banter between a husband and wife - so long as it stays banter.

[strivingobserver98]

Without
Information
Fighting
Everyday

Don't you mean?

Wired
Integrated
Female
Electroencephalograph ;)

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[noraina]

Wondrous
Infinite
Forever
Exultation,

[strivingobserver98]

Wondrous
Infinite
Forever
Exultation,

Or...

Washing
Ironing
Food
and Entertainment.

:D

['Abd-al Latif]

Or...

Washing
Ironing
Food
and Entertainment.

:D

Or in your case

With
Idiot
For
Ever

[Mustafa16]

was that a reference to Spongebob Squarepants, brother?

[Mustafa16]

Don't you mean?

Wired
Integrated
Female
Electroencephalograph ;)

was that a reference to spongebob squarepants, brother? :)

[Kiro]

The husbo was on fire