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Scimitar
11-09-2016, 05:08 PM
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!


Hilari-ous :D

Scimi
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anatolian
11-09-2016, 05:33 PM
Trump: Hmm..Let me join "the fun" then...
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Serinity
11-09-2016, 06:33 PM
:salam:

I feel the president might just be a puppet controlled by those who control the President. Idk tho. The President might just be the "face" of the USA. While behind that face are the masterminds..

Allahu alam.
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Roha Shama
11-10-2016, 06:57 AM
Originally Posted by Scimitar
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!


Hilari-ous :D

Scimi
funding Pakistan?no one's funding Pakistan they are the victims of terrorism themselves did you know how many attacks came from taliban recently there the Bacha khan university attack the Peshawar massacre where almost the whole staff died teachers and children,they didn't show that on the news did they?america wants to destroy Pakistan along with israel they aren't funding Pakistan who the hell said that?,seriously do some research man,do some research how Pakistan even looks like:facepalm:i'm thinking you must be from india..
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Scimitar
11-10-2016, 02:46 PM
Originally Posted by Roha Shama
funding Pakistan?no one's funding Pakistan...
blackwater... that's just one time they were caught shooting down their own troops who were parading around as Taliban. Many more examples if you research.

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Scimitar
11-10-2016, 06:12 PM
... this is what I am referring to...:

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/12...-with-tattoos/

There you go, have fun.

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islamirama
11-11-2016, 01:56 AM
Originally Posted by Roha Shama
no one's funding Pakistan they are the victims of terrorism themselves

Originally Posted by Scimitar
blackwater... that's just one time they were caught shooting down their own troops who were parading around as Taliban. Many more examples if you research.
No one is funding Pakistan. Pakistan is a nation like other nations that gets so called "aide" from the murica which ends up in the pockets of the traitors sitting on the top. The people are the victims in every possible.


Look up the Rayman Davis case. Educate yourself a little so you know the difference between funding a nation and funding and creating terrorism.
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Scimitar
11-11-2016, 06:06 PM
America created the Taliban, and now infiltrates Pakistan by sending its black operations teams to Pakistan under the guise of Taliban man. How many different groups of taliban are there? Do you even know? Telling me to look at Rayman Davis hype is like asking math teacher what 1+1 is.

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islamirama
11-11-2016, 07:49 PM
Originally Posted by Scimitar
America created the Taliban, and now infiltrates Pakistan by sending its black operations teams to Pakistan under the guise of Taliban man. How many different groups of taliban are there? Do you even know? Telling me to look at Rayman Davis hype is like asking math teacher what 1+1 is.

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if you think you know that much then don't go saying mercs fund pakistan.


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islamirama
11-11-2016, 08:04 PM
Kuffar...



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Predator
11-11-2016, 10:33 PM
Originally Posted by Scimitar
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!


Hilari-ous :D

Scimi
lol , what if it ended this way

Trump : CIA...


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anatolian
11-12-2016, 04:54 PM
I love Pakistanis as they love us Turks and Turkey and I don't really know so much about the matter but America is doing this every where. They support the ethnic and religious conflicts in the problematic regions of the World to weaken the possible future powers which can become possible threads to American imperialist plans. We must solve the problems within ourselves. Pakistan, India and Bangladesh were one nation once. You can become friends with Hindus who dont mock your religion.


Originally Posted by islamirama
Kuffar...


lol..the image on the right guy is Dajjal?
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