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syphax
11-02-2017, 12:36 PM
The greater gift for women in janna is



That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

No it's a jock I don't known ;D ;D

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It's a lame jock sorry
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Supernova
11-02-2017, 12:40 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by syphax
The greater gift for women in janna is



That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

No it's a jock I don't known ;D ;D

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It's a lame jock sorry
Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.
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*charisma*
11-02-2017, 01:00 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Supernova
Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.
Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(
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syphax
11-02-2017, 01:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by *charisma*
Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(
you are a true bro :cry: you saved me
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cinnamonrolls1
11-02-2017, 04:24 PM
Jokes about overweight people? Really
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cinnamonrolls1
11-02-2017, 04:27 PM
The prophet muhammed pbuh wouldnt like us to joke about people in such a way
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RisingLight
11-02-2017, 04:34 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by *charisma*
Hey, the joke was hilarious :D

Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth ;D

Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? :unsure: Why we can donate organs but not fat :(
You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air
@syphax i knew since your first post you were going to bring humour here :D keep it up
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*charisma*
11-02-2017, 05:52 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by cinnamonrolls1
Jokes about overweight people? Really
He didn't joke about overweight people.

format_quote Originally Posted by cinnamonrolls1
The prophet muhammed pbuh wouldnt like us to joke about people in such a way
Actually there is a similar joke the prophet pbuh made about old people.


As related by Hasan, an old lady from the Ansar (residents of Medina) came to the Prophet and told him:
“Please make a dua (supplication) for me that I go to heaven.”

The Prophet replied: “Did you not hear it? Old women cannot go to heaven.”

The old lady became upset upon this. Then the Prophet said smiling: “Have you not read the verse: "We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation and made them virgins, devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age” (Al-Vaqiah, 56/35-37). Then he explained to the old lady in a pleasant manner that old women would go to heaven as young girls, and he cheered her up.

format_quote Originally Posted by DyingLight
You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air
loooool for a second there you almost got me ;D good one.
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Kawlah
11-03-2017, 04:11 PM
I look forward to it.

Prednisone and a hormone disorder did me no favors on the scale ;)
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