Bengali how much do u know?

[afriend]

:sl:

my day................was alrite................. left home at half ten, den guess wot der was delay on da piccidily line..................... had PFC..............;D ;D;D , dis idiot.... idiot....... i wont tell u?????? so wot else..... had a boring lecture.....luckily got home early 4.00pm....... and nothing else!

:w:

I h8 London underground and Bus service so much!!

Atleast u had somthin nice 2 eat......I hav had nothin but wholemeal bread.....and cheese.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

my day................was alrite................. left home at half ten, den guess wot der was delay on da piccidily line..................... had PFC..............;D ;D;D , dis idiot.... idiot....... i wont tell u?????? so wot else..... had a boring lecture.....luckily got home early 4.00pm....... and nothing else!

:w:

BOTLA BOYN!!!!!!!!!!! ami HFC khaytam :(! amar crappy khamor zagat khali ekh crappy simply chiken ar sizzlin bombay ar ita khani HFC lakhan moza nay. :offended:


well sounds like u had one boring day, if i was u i wudda been in a nice sleep by now ;D

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Maybe she's right.....:rollseyes

But there's probli somthin about da forum that hypnotises u and keeps u glued to the screen.

ye its called "being able to interact" and also this little keyboad that my finger neva stops punchin :rollseyes :okay:

:sl:

[afriend]

LOL

Theh airai ni oh weekend Zamzam oh?

Cos if u r, then i will try v. hard to make it there.....I might be ther on Sunday.

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[Helena]

:sl:

don't call me botla....... am soo offended.................... am slim man...... u knw wt i weighed 2pounds wen i was a baby......u botla!!!!!

:w:

[afriend]

LOL

Kunni din bettin thorreh botlah khoyyo nah, havent u leant ur lesson?

Gals get so offended....LOL..But I get offended wen ppl call me skinny wen I'm tryin so hard to put on a bit of weight.... :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL

Kunni din bettin thorreh botlah khoyyo nah, havent u leant ur lesson?

Gals get so offended....LOL..But I get offended wen ppl call me skinny wen I'm tryin so hard to put on a bit of weight.... :(

LOL SKINNY FUWA!!!

sry bro i got this real bad habit of punchin the red button, then i get punched and get a blue n blak face lol aaah well ;D!

sry boyn maaf khoryo boro affa! inshaAllah :)

bro about zamzam i wanted to visit a bookstore coz i finished all my books for the month plus gnna get paid 2moro so inshaAllah let me kno wen u go innit i'll see if i can meet u there ;), BRO GIMMME UR EMAIL OR SUMTHIN VIA PM!!!!

:sl:

[Helena]

:sl:
LOL..............................;D ;D ;D ;D I WAS ONLY KIDDING, AM NOT DAT TYPE OF GIRL TO GET OFFENDED EASILY! JUST TESTING U LOT????:okay: :okay:

:w:

[afriend]

Ok.

Ammi thummareh ammar email ar mobile number dimmu.

:sl:

[Helena]

:sl:

U GOING ZAM ZAM, AND U GETTING PAID......................... SO WOT DOES DAT MEAN???? BORO BHOINO LAGI KUCHU ANTA NAI??????

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:
LOL..............................;D ;D ;D ;D I WAS ONLY KIDDING, AM NOT DAT TYPE OF GIRL TO GET OFFENDED EASILY! JUST TESTING U LOT????:okay: :okay:

:w:

YE SURE, i bet ur sniffin away wiv ur little tissue already!!! dont wry i understand girls get emotional, for example weneva i saaay anythin a liiiitle offensive to my sis she duznt make me tea... i make her tea aaall the time :offended: lol

ok i think i been on long enuff, gotta go memorize sum ayaats :)

:sl: take care bro's sis'z, and iqram i'll giv u ma details ;)

[afriend]

Ammi kham dorriar ZamZam oh....LOL

I'll make do with whateva they giv me...........But then again.....I might drop the idea, cos i'm gona stay wiv my nana&nanu......

K bhai, don't worri, take ur time and take care.

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

U GOING ZAM ZAM, AND U GETTING PAID......................... SO WOT DOES DAT MEAN???? BORO BHOINO LAGI KUCHU ANTA NAI??????

:w:

ami bowt aag thakin ekhta buzchi, BOYN OKHOL ZEEEEE DAAAM!!! DAAM DAAM DAAM!!! they're sooo expensive yaaa, i wanted to get a nice lil somethin for my sis from greenstreet AND ENDED UP SPENDIN £80 LOL WAT THE???
sis helena i'll get u a £3 meal from PFC K? LOL

:sl:

[The Ruler]

^^ wat r u guys talkin bout :? :confused:

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

awwwwwwwwwwwww................dats nice of u ................at least u offered..... thinkin of books..... i need some aswell..........my ;iving room is a library............. full of arabic, urdu, bengali and english islamic books........... the last one i read i was dont be sad.................luv dat buk!

yeah bros like dat aswell......brothers are sweet.......

:w:

[The Ruler]

boi niya kotha bolchan :? :? :statisfie correct me if am rong :statisfie

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

OHH my mum's got that book.

Don't be sad.

Good book mashallah.

BTW sis T

We're talkin about Green Street......Bangali shoppin street no.1 in London.

[The Ruler]

We're talkin about Green Street......Bangali shoppin street no.1 in London.

oh...my m8 goes der ta shop 4 eid i fink....neways wat is dat bk 'dont b sad' bout....i wanna read it :happy:

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

hey iqram wt abput whitechaple......ots the bangla para....... and bricklane......wot others???

am missing my lil cuz sis............shes soo cute.....man shes ill......wana see her pic?

:w:

[afriend]

Yh...But Green street got a better feel to it..LOL

Jokes. but yeah That book is about cheering up and not being so sad.....MAybe I need to read that book, eh?

Ok, post the pic........

[The Ruler]

Jokes. but yeah That book is about cheering up and not being so sad....

dats a bit obvious from da title....but lyk hus it by n all dat stuff :) :)

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

LOL

State the obvious....LOL

But i'll c if i can get the e-book anywer.

[The Ruler]

LOL

State the obvious....LOL

But i'll c if i can get the e-book anywer.

tnx :statisfie :statisfie :statisfie

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

I don't think the e-book will be possible, but here's a websire u can like....urm......find out a few things....

http://www.noorart.com/product766.html

as well as this:

http://www.authorsden.com/visit/view...12449&id=13479

[Helena]

:sl:

dats her...........the little angel......

[The Ruler]

I don't think the e-book will be possible, but here's a websire u can like....urm......find out a few things....

http://www.noorart.com/product766.html

hey tnx....dat was gr8 help :happy: :happy: :thumbs_up

wud v given u reps but da system again :(

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

dats her...........the little angel......

huh :? :?.....wer :confused:

[afriend]

HUH?

wer is she?

But u did giv me reps... :)

but it's an expensive book tho.......So i don't think i will ever be able to find an e-book...But i can scan all 467 pages and post em up lol.....*acting a bit hyper today*

[The Ruler]

HUH?

wer is she?

But u did giv me reps... :)

yeh but wud v given it to u again :)

ur hyper 2day?!!?...LOL...das gd 4 u bro...helps u wrk more ;) :p

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

helps me work more?

Cool.....I might give that a try.....But sad thing is, all i hav to do today is My hifz...No homework from the english teacher today....We finished all the work in class...LOL

[The Ruler]

Cool.....I might give that a try.....But sad thing is, all i hav to do today is My hifz...No homework from the english teacher today....We finished all the work in class...LOL

revise for ur sats innit....if ur strssed bout it let me n...cuz i jus thought of summink....it may help....altho i no u aint stressed noe :p

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

guys u looking at my sis????

:w:

[afriend]

LOL

NOT STRESSED??

I havent been 'not stressed' for like 9 months now......

Wot wer u sayin?

[afriend]

:sl:

guys u looking at my sis????

:w:

We can't c the pic... :p

U didn't post it.

[The Ruler]

LOL

NOT STRESSED??

I havent been 'not stressed' for like 9 months now......

Wot wer u sayin?

one cant b stressed n hyper at da same tym innit :)

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

i did.... go to the 102 page..... u'll c her..... i can see her!

:w:

[afriend]

yeah......I guess.......But being hyper makes me feel less stressed cos im releasing excess energy now..........Too much fizzy drinks and skittles.

[afriend]

Ohhhhh.....

She's well cute!!

Wots wrong wiv her?

[The Ruler]

da baby is sooo cute masha'allah :)...altho i can c a woman's hair uncovered :heated:

yeah......I guess.......But being hyper makes me feel less stressed cos im releasing excess energy now..........Too much fizzy drinks and skittles.

dey aint gd for ya bro :heated: ....take cr of ur health :) :)

especially wen u got a brite future in front ;) :happy:

:w:
:sister:

[Helena]

:sl:

that was taken on eid day....da women is my mum.......... tasneem(baby) been vomiting, not eating....

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

where is everybody............... man u always leave me out........

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

where is everybody............... man u always leave me out........

:w:

nope i jus prayed n am bak now!! :) :)

oops didnt mean to offend ya sis bout ur mum....its jus dat...oh i dunno :rollseyes

plz 4giv me pleaseeee :hiding: :hiding: :X

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

wot is it???? i didnt c my mum was there...... shudnt have send it in the first place....... don't knw wot everybodies gna think nw..:statisfie :statisfie

its my mum....... ur not seeing her face..... so shes ur aunt.....dse it matter.....

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

wot is it???? i didnt c my mum was there...... shudnt have send it in the first place....... don't knw wot everybodies gna think nw..:statisfie :statisfie

its my mum....... ur not seeing her face..... so shes ur aunt.....dse it matter.....

:w:

yes but shes a non-mahram n also dat if da hair dnt matta den we cud all cover our face n leave da hair out cudnt we :) :)

:w:
:sister:

[Helena]

:sl:

dnt worry..............i deleted the pic.....check for urself.....only igram saw it.... soo forget it!

i'll give anada one.....jus her alone......

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

i'l go..... need to pray!!!

c u lot 2weeks tym!!!

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

dnt worry..............i deleted the pic.....check for urself.....only igram saw it.... soo forget it!

i'll give anada one.....jus her alone......

:w:

sis plz dont get offended :)....i was jus....oh lets jus 4get it ok :) plz....n i didnt mean anyfin :statisfie

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:hiding: empty empty empty :hiding:

hmm, i saw that pic btw sis, ur lil sis is supa cute :) and lol the whole "i can see the hair business". Im sure its ok coz its like lookin at a wig rite lol. newy dnt wry :)

:sl:

[afriend]

urm......Well.....I mean.......It doesn't reli matter duz it.

It's jus a pic in the end....

Now, let's c........U wer abt 2 giv me some info sis T.

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

Kemon achu shub? Bala aso nee? Khub shundur dhin aizke! Soory Bhai Iqram I don't know the I the information well I wouldn't as it is aimed at Bhoin Tagrid.

Anyways, afnara shub luge bade matthi mu!

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

P.S. Please ignore the half English and half Bangla and maf kur ya dhi ben,

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
sis dont worry about the half english, half bengali lol
aisko khub shundor dhin, but it is always nice on jummah day lol
shob bala aso ni? ar jummah mabrook
wasalam

[Helena]

sis plz dont get offended :)....i was jus....oh lets jus 4get it ok :) plz....n i didnt mean anyfin :statisfie

:w:

:sl:

Don't worry sis tagrid.....did i sound harsh or mean???? ya Allah didnt mean to! :) :) I wasnt offended at all!!! y shud i be???:? :? :? :? Like bro mazed and iqram sed, only a pic!

Sis Tagrid, now am feeling low.....:( , nothing shud cum between us! we are sis rite?

:w: :happy:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
shob bhai ar boyn, ar shob equal, no one is better or greater than the other, amda shob unite oytam oybo, acha?
and on this thread, no one gets sad
wasalam

[Helena]

salam
sis dont worry about the half english, half bengali lol
aisko khub shundor dhin, but it is always nice on jummah day lol
shob bala aso ni? ar jummah mabrook
wasalam

:sl:

It is a breautiful....gna go out to pay some bills..... true its always a nice day on jummah!

Am okay...... and u??? woke up nice and early....got a day off frm uni.....phew! wens ur guys easter holiday???

jummah mubarak to u aswell!

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
amar holiday arombo oybo from monday
lol advantage from living in a non muslim country, you get lengthly breaks lol
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

my holiday starts from 10th of april and the summer break starts in may!!! Man i need to find a job.....so hard to find one nowdays, or am just lazy!!:happy:

My aunties baby due in april 10...... am soo xcited cannot wait!!!

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
lol inshallah you will find a nice job
may allah grant your aunty a pious child and may allah make that child a famous quraa and alim of the deen
waslam

[Helena]

:sl:

yeah inshalah bro...... soo wot u doing???? ask any ques to ur boro apa? ur like.............

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
ji afa, ami kita zikai tam? college o aisi coursweork ditam
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

anything at all............lyk i say anything from anywhere...without thinking......which course u handing in???

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
amar a2 english courswork ar business essay inshallah, tmi amare zikaow, elaygi ami beshi questions zani na zikaitam
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

is handed in today???? have u left it to the last minute or something?? which i think u wud neva...ur not that type!!!

Again we com up to the questions......wots the matter???? ur confusing me!

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
no sis, i have handed it long time ago, just improving it more and trying to get better grades for it, plus for the english courswork, having 3 drafts is an advantage
lol bucho ni afa?
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

buchni ni afa??? finally u asked a ques...........lol.....;D ;D ;D

Yeah i understood, lucky u gt chances to do it.....in uni.....one final draft...dats it....unless u fail it.....get another chance!

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
lol afa, afneh khun subject niso uni?
ar khun uni zaow? tumi dakho london, so ami guess khori, queens mary? ucl? kings? imperial?
wasalam

[Helena]

salam
lol afa, afneh khun subject niso uni?
ar khun uni zaow? tumi dakho london, so ami guess khori, queens mary? ucl? kings? imperial?
wasalam

:sl:

am taking education studies...... am embarrsed.....none of them....coz teaching course dsnt run there...... ask mazed he knws where i go....he got it out frm me some how!

Any oda ques...... lets play a game...saying something in bengli and i'll guess wot it is. Wot u think???

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
tik aseh, afneh game shuru khoro
kinto ageh khoylaow tumi khun uni zaow?
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

okay..........n london....... u start the game.... coz i cant think of anything???

:w:

[mizan_aliashraf]

Salam
Shuru Khoro inshallah, im sure we can help you out
Wassalam

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
khun uni?
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

u started to ask me ques.....dnt wana answer it....u figure it out.......its a crap one...... start the game?

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
ami ekhta word khoy tam ni? na ami kichu describe khortam, ar tumada bangali khoytai?
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

lets first start wid one word.... den will later describe something....its beta too start with a simple one!!! den will say it in bengali!

:w:

[Helena]

:sl:

lets first start wid one word.... den will later describe something....its beta too start with a simple one!!! den will say it in bengali! cannot use english

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
ok wot am i?
desho ami bhot common, ar manush amare use khoroin daily, ar amar use khorba laigi beshi foisha lageh na
ami kita?
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

bhot common, ita kita? ami buchi na? tumi noka na riksha?

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
i meant am very common
and it is a riksha, sorry couldnt think of anything else lol
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

first time got it rite.... my turn...... amra ita khai.... phanit dori.....ita kita?

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
mas
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

kun mas?? u do the nxt round!

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
ami ekhta natural jinish, ami very common, bhot manush amare khai, kinto amare khai leh tumar mukh shundor takheh na
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

is it veg or fruit..... amrar muk shudor takena..... wot is it??? Am soo bad at this....

:w:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
lol, keep on thinking and guessing
waslam

[Helena]

:sl:

seriously i dnt knw....... is it phani? say it plz.....am gna go offline soon!

:w: :okay:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
phan lol
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

u shud've sed its addictive! okay catch u later! am sure mazed will be online...ply wid him......his such a botla, motta!

:w: :okay:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
inshallah soon dekha oybo, ya allah, bro mazed khunleh tumi tain reh botla dakhso lol tain......ashba:okay:
wasalam

[Helena]

:sl:

inshalah.... tell him..... i dnt care........;D ;D ;D ;D

:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

OHH my mum's got that book.

Don't be sad.

Good book mashallah.

BTW sis T

We're talkin about Green Street......Bangali shoppin street no.1 in London.

Yeah my sis has that book. I have another book of his called 'you can be the happiest woman in the wordl - a treasure chest of reminders'

[Sis786]

aisku bohot shundor din

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

u shud've sed its addictive! okay catch u later! am sure mazed will be online...ply wid him......his such a botla, motta!

:w: :okay:

chattin behind a bro'z bak EH!!! lol tik ase, amera botla dakh le kicchu oita nai kharon ami zani afne bish bar dhin-o PFC khaya muta oyrai haha ;D

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

aisku bohot shundor din

ji oi bowt shundor, oto shome bara kham khorsi, hibbar bara giya inshaAllah fet bormu ;D!!!!

:sl:

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
yes sis786 it is a nice day mashallah
wasalam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Yeah my sis has that book. I have another book of his called 'you can be the happiest woman in the wordl - a treasure chest of reminders'

lol do these book consist of hadiths and quranic quotes?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

sis786... ur sig is annoying!:'(

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol do these book consist of hadiths and quranic quotes?

Sheikh a'idh al Qarni is the most eloquent sheikh i have ever had the pleasure of coming across... masha-Allah. His stuff is the BEST.

[MetSudaisTwice]

salam
sis786 sig is not annoying to me
wasalam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

:sl:
It's like... so comic.... but then again mine is so millitant:D.
:w:

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

I like Sister Sis786's signature and yours too Sister ~Mu'MiNaH~. Everyboddy has a different signature in this forum and it's nice to read what they are and and what they are about!

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

P.S. JUMMAH MUBARAK!

[Sis786]

sis786... ur sig is annoying!:'(

My Sig....its a cat with me pointing a ....erm..:-[ i mean erm..someone is pointing a gun at it...and a pic of one of my adopted donkeys! which is annoying sis me dont get it!!...:?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

My Sig....its a cat with me pointing a ....erm..:-[ i mean erm..someone is pointing a gun at it...and a pic of one of my adopted donkeys! which is annoying sis me dont get it!!...:?

why do ur hands look so pale and fat?blasted flabby fingers i say!!! the cat and donkey looks much more real den ur hands!!!

:sl: ;D

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

lol akhee dats mean:giggling:. I found the donkey annoying... dhalika himaarun majnoon!;D
Ok id better leg it b4 real arabic speakers point out that what i said didn't make sense:p.
:w:

[Sis786]

why do ur hands look so pale and fat?blasted flabby fingers i say!!! the cat and donkey looks much more real den ur hands!!!

:sl: ;D

Oi my hand aint pale and etc etc ..... oh yah and that aint my hand :X Ok:offended: ... OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT WAS ME OK IT WAS A STUPID PRANK AND I DIDNT MEAN TO HURT THE CAT.... WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT....OH GOD I CANT TAKE THIS OK IT WAS ME IM A MURDERER HAPPY ....YEAH HAPPY NOW....:grumbling :heated: :yawn: :'( :laugh: :enough!:

[The Ruler]

apnara shob ki niya kotha bolchayn :?...ami kichu bujhchi na :(....skool/college/uni kamon chilo ajhkay :?....last day b4 easter...:)

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

apnara shob ki niya kotha bolchayn :?...ami kichu bujhchi na :(....skool/college/uni kamon chilo ajhkay :?....last day b4 easter...:)

:w:

rub it in why dontchya!!!!!!!!!!!! all ma friends keep sayin that, YE LAST DAY LETS CELEBRATE, fat boys wiv exams!! lol i still gotta work for 2 weeks b4 i get my holiday :offended: haha but then i'll be da one rubbin it in haha... but then i'll hav no friends to go to :offended: !!!!

oh well mite aswell do extra hifz durin holidays :)

shokhol bala ni te, amar bay metsudare deksina ebu'o, tagrid suto boyn khewre schoolo aiske fitsoni martial arts di? lol is ur lil bro messin wiv dat door again LOL, dam i find dat 2 cute!!!

:sl:

[The Ruler]

tagrid suto boyn khewre schoolo aiske fitsoni martial arts di? lol is ur lil bro messin wiv dat door again LOL, dam i find dat 2 cute!!!

u find it cute ?!?!....u wudnt wen it happens to u...he does on ma door mostly :mad:...idiots!! :heated: :heated:

na ami aiskay kaokay fitayni matial arts di....but wud v if i got da chance :mad:

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

u...he does on ma door mostly :mad

lol oto raag khene? drink sum coke n chill out an how much damage can a lil kid do to a door? lol at least ur lil bro aint writing all ova ur bedsheets wiv a pen like my niece dun to mine!!! now the ink wont come off :heated: , aah well aint like i need a blanket :rollseyes

:sl:

[The Ruler]

lol oto raag khene?

da person's too annoyin :mad:.....only if i had a chance...one chance wud do :heated:

drink sum coke n chill out an how much damage can a lil kid do to a door?

he doesnt do any damage...but da sound!! is too much to bear :heated: :heated: :heated:

aint writing all ova ur bedsheets wiv a pen like my niece dun to mine!!!

yeh but its patterned innit :p

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

da person's too annoyin :mad:.....only if i had a chance...one chance wud do :heated:



he doesnt do any damage...but da sound!! is too much to bear :heated: :heated: :heated:



yeh but its patterned innit :p

:w:

3 things:

1. One punch knockout (do it fast and carry a bucket and thena to wipe the blood)

2.EAR PLUGS! or u can also knock out ur lil bro which the buket n thena wud come in handy for but i dont want u harmin da cute kid.

3. No it most certainly is not patterned my lil niece aint a mehendi artist!!!

[The Ruler]

3 things:

1. One punch knockout (do it fast and carry a bucket and thena to wipe the blood)

2.EAR PLUGS! or u can also knock out ur lil bro which the buket n thena wud come in handy for but i dont want u harmin da cute kid.

3. No it most certainly is not patterned my lil niece aint a mehendi artist!!!

3 more things...

1. shes sposed to b ma freind :grumbling
2. ear plugs hurt ma ears :heated:
3. eva heard of a design called 'scribbles' :giggling:

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

3 more things...

1. shes sposed to b ma freind :grumbling
2. ear plugs hurt ma ears :heated:
3. eva heard of a design called 'scribbles' :giggling:

:w:

1. i punch my best friend all da time ;D

2. well i gess u gotta knock ur lil bro out :(

3. no i havent, im sure only u are a master of that ;) LOL

:sl:

[The Ruler]

1. it isnt 'kiddin' punch....cuz am serious :heated:

2. mum's gnna kill me :rollseyes

3. mayb....:lol:

:w:

[afriend]

:sl:

Shob ballo asso ni?

Kita or innoh? Balla assoh ni?

[The Ruler]

:sl:

Shob ballo asso ni?

Kita or innoh? Balla assoh ni?

ji oy bhala asi....tried ta speak in sylhety lingo....:lol:

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

:sl:

bangali khew english naa mix khori mata faroni?

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

bangali khew english naa mix khori mata faroni?

:w:

ami cheshta kori < meanin i try to...i spoke it all in english :D :D

:w:

[afriend]

ammi matheh farrih

fluent.....cos i used to liv in Bangladesh 4 like 4 years as soon as i was born in this country

[The Ruler]

ammi matheh farrih

fluent.....cos i used to liv in Bangladesh 4 like 4 years as soon as i was born in this country

i used spent 4.5 years of my lyf in bangladesh after ma birth, went ta kuwait n lived for 6/7 years, went ta bangladesh n stayed der for 1.5 year...came ta Uk for 2 years now n i nearly 4got bengali!! :heated: :heated: its hard ta speak bengali wid ppl nowadays...even ma best m8 n me now speak in english :heated: :heated:

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

be grateful people lol :)

i wish i cud spend at least 1 month in bangladesh keep hearin bout how beautiful it is. aint eva been, was born ther elol den came here str8 away! Aah well as long as i aint gettin married there im ok ;D :p

:sl:

[afriend]

be grateful people lol :)

i wish i cud spend at least 1 month in bangladesh keep hearin bout how beautiful it is. aint eva been, was born ther elol den came here str8 away! Aah well as long as i aint gettin married there im ok ;D :p

:sl:

That' right ;)

anywer but desh!

[afriend]

i used spent 4.5 years of my lyf in bangladesh after ma birth, went ta kuwait n lived for 6/7 years, went ta bangladesh n stayed der for 1.5 year...came ta Uk for 2 years now n i nearly 4got bengali!! :heated: :heated: its hard ta speak bengali wid ppl nowadays...even ma best m8 n me now speak in english :heated: :heated:

:w:

Well I mean it's all about practice, I speak Bangla everywer, at school and at home...My closest friends are all Bangladeshis.....Maybe this once heavily Memon populated School (which is runby memons) is being taken over by Bangalis!!

[Helena]

:sl:

neva been back home..... feel abit weird, uncomfortable...... but i dnt think i'll go there...... for some reason......

everybody been good?

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

neva been back home..... feel abit weird, uncomfortable...... but i dnt think i'll go there...... for some reason......

everybody been good?

:w:

yeah am fine sis....cant wait ta visit ma m8s dis holidays!! :happy:

neways y not?!!?...its sucha niceee place der :happy: :thumbs_up :)

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

Yeah we're all good.

Some stupid tramp stole my left trainer from skool yesterday!

Who the hell wud want a left shoe eh?

Now I have just lost my most favourite trainers...Fokkir or zaat!

[The Ruler]

Yeah we're all good.

Some stupid tramp stole my left trainer from skool yesterday!

Who the hell wud want a left shoe eh?

Now I have just lost my most favourite trainers...Fokkir or zaat!

:lol:....;D ;D ;D....left trainer...y nt da pair...;D ;D ;D....its proly zaat...cuz if it was fokkir he proly wd v stolen da pair ;D

:w:

[afriend]

:lol:....;D ;D ;D....left trainer...y nt da pair...;D ;D ;D....its proly zaat...cuz if it was fokkir he proly wd v stolen da pair ;D

:w:

LOL!!

That's what I didn't understand, they only took 1 of them.....

That's &#163;30 down the drain!

Dutt!!

Ahh the heck with it, I needed new a new pair anyways.....That trainer must hav been the most mashed up 1 I have eva destroyed in 1 year.

[The Ruler]

LOL!!

That's what I didn't understand, they only took 1 of them.....

That's £30 down the drain!

Dutt!!

but how did it get stolen....from skool :?

:w:

[afriend]

Yeah....frm stupid trampy skool............Fokkir or zaaatttt!!!

Ekta zutha besteh gesseh ekhaneh mono koy...

:mad:

[Helena]

:sl:

iqram.... ur trainers got stolen..... very weird.....ppl still do that...... i bet u lost it???

bangladesh its certainly a beautiful place......... sum reason........:( :(

:w:

[The Ruler]

Yeah....frm stupid trampy skool............Fokkir or zaaatttt!!!

Ekta zutha besteh gesseh ekhaneh mono koy...

:mad:

hmmm....if it was durin PE...it proly was a trik :-\...was it tho :?...wat bout da guy dat wanted ta beat u up :?

:w:

[afriend]

Bangladesh is a place with growing amount of communism, shirk and deviation from the Deen of Allah.....

As well as a country that steals ur grandparents and makes them so attched to it, they don't wanna come back!

GREEDY COUNTRY!! Doesn't it kno my Grandparents are there, whom i miss until my tears don't fall anymore.

[Helena]

:sl:

true iqram..... don't have anyone there....everybodies here.... both of my grandparents pastaway......so theres no point going.........life is full of suuprises, wot is meant to happen will happen according to allah(swt), and happens for the best...... everyday is a test....

:w:

[The Ruler]

As well as a country that steals ur grandparents and makes them so attched to it, they don't wanna come back!

GREEDY COUNTRY!! Doesn't it kno my Grandparents are there, whom i miss until my tears don't fall anymore.

AWWWW!! das sooo sweeet!!! :wub:

but u shud no dat sumtyms ur fav ppl dnt stay in dis wrld foreva :)...tk good care of dem as dey liv :)

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

Nah, it can't be the guy who wanted to beat me up......Cos we're cool now, NOT FRIENDS, just cool.

But I don't kno, u'll c, as soon as i buy nw trainers, they will pop out of nowhere.

[afriend]

AWWWW!! das sooo sweeet!!! :wub:

but u shud no dat sumtyms ur fav ppl dnt stay in dis wrld foreva :)...tk good care of dem as dey liv :)

:w:
:sister:

I think I'm gonna avoid that thought for the time being.... :'(

But I made a HARD DUA at Tahajjud salaah time, that Allah take me away b4 my Parents and my Grandparents..........That is something I can't swallow....... :( :'(

I want em back now.........May is gonna be the month of gold. :)

[The Ruler]

I think I'm gonna avoid that thought for the time being.... :'(

But I made a HARD DUA at Tahajjud salaah time, that Allah take me away b4 my Parents and my Grandparents..........That is something I can't swallow....... :( :'(

I want em back now.........May is gonna be the month of gold. :)

OMG!!! :lol:....i made da same dua once ;D....but den it differs as u grow up ;) :p

:w:

[afriend]

LOL

But this isn't gonna change for my granparents even for the world.... :)

They wer like my best freinds......I had the feeling of bein appreciated for the first time in my life...

[The Ruler]

LOL

But this isn't gonna change for my granparents even for the world.... :)

They wer like my best freinds......I had the feeling of bein appreciated for the first time in my life...

:lol:....but tymes change :) ....aint sayin u gnna h8 em or summink....but ur luv for summink else may b takn over ur luv for dem :happy: :) < mayb u wont get dat now....but u soon will lil bro ;) :p

:w:

[afriend]

I understand what ur sayin.....But I'm gona treasure the moments......

:)

I just can't wait til they are back.....

Back to the good ol' days(part 1)

Warm summer afternoon.

Rushing out to catch my nana as he leaves for Zuhr salaah, merely whiping the water off my face after wudhu, I slip on the closest pair of sandals shout "nomaz oh zayar gi" to my nanu and dash out.

After catching up with my nana, as I catch my breath, My nana sed we're goin shoppin after salaah, down to market to get a bit of tarkarri.

[The Ruler]

das sooo niceee!! :happy:....wish my grandparents wer ere...:(....miss em a lot :'(

:w:

[afriend]

Are ur Grandparents still alive?

[The Ruler]

Are ur Grandparents still alive?

yes :happy:....but dey aint in da Uk...dey liv in Bangladesh :)

:w:

[afriend]

Oh.........

Mashallah that's good.........

May Allah give them Hayaa (a long life inshallah) As well as mine too....

Ameen.

Ready for part 2?

[The Ruler]

Ready for part 2?

yeh but i g3g now...its past 11....gotta wake up for fajr tomoro mornin :heated: :heated: ....dunno wat to do...its jus sooo hard dese days :rollseyes

:w:
:sister: tAg

[afriend]

The ol' times part 2

Zuhr had finished, and I waited for my nana to finish his beatifully long sunnahs and nafil.

As he walked out he pointed to the door, I got up and walked behind him as he was talking to his friends at the mosque.

We walked through the busy Green street under the blazing British summer sun....My nana asked me if I had wanted to go home, but I was acting as though I had all the strength inside me( but really I was tired and extremely heated).

As we walked home, I was carrying most of the bags.....My nana kept on asking me to let go of the bag and tried to get some off me many times, he was left with the most lightest bag with tissues inside it.....I was still acting very strong and kept on walking and didn't allow him to take any bags.

As we walked home, I just slumped onto the couch...like a sack of potatoes...

My nana walked in and he laughed and said "thuy heran assleh nani?".

I was laughing, but just barely.....:giggling: :uhwhat

[afriend]

yeh but i g3g now...its past 11....gotta wake up for fajr tomoro mornin :heated: :heated: ....dunno wat to do...its jus sooo hard dese days :rollseyes

:w:
:sister: tAg

Yeah...ur gonna find it hard now....But I got to be awake as soon as I can to get on with my hifz.......Fajr is an excuse to get up and start memorisation.

Best time as well.

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

Ee khutha hassa lekhaisu Bhai Iqram that Fajr time is the best time to read the Qur'an ar Hifz kurbar lagee.

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

[afriend]

Gi oi!

Ammi ekhtu badeh arbar zayar gi hifz class oh.

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

Acha Bhai Iqram foyla bhar afnar luge matthi ram well lekahi ram in this case! Afne thu balu? Ar besh kur ya furuwk ka karun Hifz ze khuthin ar amar sutto Bhai thain ekhta Hafiz Mashallah Ta'ala osoyn ar khosion utthu easy nai but once finished it is so rewarding! Subhanallah Ta'ala!

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

[afriend]

Yeah, that's right, shesh korriah harleh, bohoot balla lagboh inshallah.

Remeber me in ur duaas.

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

Inshallah Ta'ala. I shall remember all you Muslim Brothers and Sisters in my Du'a's everyday.

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

[afriend]

Jazakallah bhoin...I will remeber u in my duaas too.

Take care ammi zayar gi ekhon.

:sl:

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

Acha Bhai Iqram afne bala thiki kur ya furen! Ar Allah Ta'ala afnake ar shub Musulman that Hifz hikira shayj ju kurukka.

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

[Qurratul Ayn]

Assalamu Alaikum

OK, Bhaiyain ar Bhoinain afnara shub kanu ayz ammi zani shunibar but still! ;D

Thikha se khew amar luge mata sayn na karun khew amare respect kuroin na ar buzion ammi fagul! :giggling:

Maf kur ya dhi be. Ver y immature I know but I felt like wrting it as no one seems to be writing! :happy:

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

P.S. Inshallah Ta'al afnara shub luge matthi mu!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Assalamu Alaikum

Ee khutha hassa lekhaisu Bhai Iqram that Fajr time is the best time to read the Qur'an ar Hifz kurbar lagee.

Assalamu Alaikum
Shakirah

:sl:

ji oi hasa khota, agor shafta niyot khorsi fajr bade utya ar gumaytamna! Te dui din baka uti fortam farsi ar hita din khali gum lagi zay :(!! dua khoryo amar khali gum lagto na inshaAllah.

:w:

[afriend]

LOL Sister Shakirah!

Ur not fagol!

But mazeed bhai (i hope u don't mind me callin u that), If u want to get up early, follow the Sunah of our Prophet (SAW), u shud try to sleep after Zuhr Salaah and nap for about an hour or maybe 2, That way u can be refreshed as the time u woke up....That can be another time to do hifz cos the mind is fresh, but rasulallah (SAW) has ordered not to sleep after Fajr, after asr and after Maghrib.

Also, by sleeping at Zuhr time, ur mind needs less sleep, so then u can wake up early as well as stand for Qiyaam ul layl.

Hope this helps (got it from a very good speech by Shk. Hamza Yusuf)

[Helena]

:sl:

anybody online.....apart frm iqram.....he ignores me often;D ;D

:w:

[afriend]

.....he ignores me often

Whaaaaaa?

LOL

I'm usually gone.......not ignoring.....

But it looks like every1 probli doing something...Even I am doin my english homework at the moment.

[Helena]

:sl:

am only jokin.....jus trying to check if u notice me......lol.....

Which year are u in? got no hifz today? i thought u and mazed going greenstreet?

:w: :)

[afriend]

Which year are u in?

Year 9... :( SATs in less than 2 working weeks :'(

got no hifz today?

My parents needed me....I'm drained.

i thought u and mazed going green street?

Nah, not this week, maybe after my exams.......Cos now i can't really get out the house. OPRESSION!!

[Helena]

:sl:

I beta go now....... gud luck wid ur exams hpe u do well inshalah!!! my duas are wid u!!

ya ur one year younger then my bro, same age as my uncle.......

ask botla mazed to treat me get me something frm greenstreet.......;D

I''ll c u another tym!


:w:

[afriend]

Ok lol

take care.

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

But mazeed bhai (i hope u don't mind me callin u that), If u want to get up early, follow the Sunah of our Prophet (SAW), u shud try to sleep after Zuhr Salaah and nap for about an hour or maybe 2, That way u can be refreshed as the time u woke up....That can be another time to do hifz cos the mind is fresh, but rasulallah (SAW) has ordered not to sleep after Fajr, after asr and after Maghrib.

Also, by sleeping at Zuhr time, ur mind needs less sleep, so then u can wake up early as well as stand for Qiyaam ul layl.

Hope this helps (got it from a very good speech by Shk. Hamza Yusuf)

course i dont mind u callin me dat u lil joka!!! lol, ur ma lil bro rite :). and metsuda is ma elda sheikh bhaisab LOL ;D. Bro nap afta zuhr..> LOL IF I DO THAT I'LL GET FIRED.

Boss: EH MAJED WAKE UP WAT DO U THINK UR DOING!!!
Innocent Me: Its part of my religion, get lost oh fat man!
Boss: THATS IT UR FIRED *flykicks me out*
Innocent Me: *carries on sleeping*

LOL, but inshaALlah i will try sleep afta maghrib and right afta isha.... if i can lol

:sl:

[afriend]

NOOO

Not after maghrib!!!

But like if u eva hav a day off or summink.....then nap after Zuhr, neva nap after Asr or Maghrib, cos it acts as negative sleep...So if u sleep 1 hour afta asr or maghrib, u r practically losing 2 hours of sleep. (proven by science)

[IbnAbdulHakim]

NOOO

Not after maghrib!!!

But like if u eva hav a day off or summink.....then nap after Zuhr, neva nap after Asr or Maghrib, cos it acts as negative sleep...So if u sleep 1 hour afta asr or maghrib, u r practically losing 2 hours of sleep. (proven by science)

i see wise one, i gess i cant nap until weekends den :( lol, aah well, more striving = more reward ;D

:sl:

[afriend]

LOL

Gi oi bhai...More rewards!!

[The Ruler]

ic iv missed a lot :(...ma mum now limited ma tym on da forum cuz i got exams :grumbling.....jus cant wait to get em over wid :mad:

:w:

[afriend]

:sl:

LOL

I'm gonna hav a curfew in place after this weekend....I'm only allowed to use the time limitted internet connection(as well as usage of the PC) of 1 hour a day.....Which I will be sparing for my homework.........It's not fair!!

Well, I suppose it makes sense......Oh well.......

I'm gettin new trainers 2moro, but for all day I've been wearin those Bangladeshi 'Bata' sandals.....they're quite nice.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ Not really, u aint missed much, i jus feel dam right super shaken n scared afta seeing those grave pics... subhanAllah may we be saved from such fate.

:sl:

[afriend]

Itha dekhyo nah!!!

Itha mentally effect khorboh... :'(

[The Ruler]

^ Not really, u aint missed much, i jus feel dam right super shaken n scared afta seeing those grave pics... subhanAllah may we be saved from such fate.

huh :? :?

wich grave pics :confused:

I'm gettin new trainers 2moro,

lol ;D....i asked for new trainers from ma dad today....mi sis got new 1s i vnt :raging: aint fair!! :grumbling

:w:
:sister:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

I'm gettin new trainers 2moro, but for all day I've been wearin those Bangladeshi 'Bata' sandals.....they're quite nice.

ye i was thinkin bout boppin into work wearin those sandals some time :coolbro: and then i'll han my punjabi and my prayer cap and little beard and DAAAAAAAAM :coolbro: :coolbro: :coolbro: lol :p

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Itha dekhyo nah!!!

Itha mentally effect khorboh... :'(

naa ami ita print khori shokholre dekhaytam sai, Allah lagi dor hamaybone bitre!!!!

:sl:


but hasa ita zeee dorkhore :'(!!!!!

[afriend]

LOL

U joka!!

urm, i don't think those pics are pretty...But if u can take it then refer to the thread 'punnishment of the grave'

http://www.islamicboard.com/general-...tml#post238448

[IbnAbdulHakim]

im so glad i gave up music, alhamdullih

alhamdullilah

ALHAMDULLILAH

[The Ruler]

jus checked em....but i mean if dat person was punished, i dnt fink he shud b bleedin ryt, cuz u can c fresh blood cumin out of his mouth :? :?

:w:

[afriend]

By the way, wot do u think of this work, it's descriptive writing, let me kno wot u think.

I think it's a bit off the plot

[The Ruler]

im so glad i gave up music, alhamdullih

alhamdullilah

ALHAMDULLILAH

:-\ :-\ :-\....how did u....i dunno...i mean i try to but wen i listen, it gives a bit of peace wen da house is lyk upside down :-\ :-\

:w:
:sister:

[afriend]

jus checked em....but i mean if dat person was punished, i dnt fink he shud b bleedin ryt, cuz u can c fresh blood cumin out of his mouth :? :?

:w:

Exactly, that shows he is as though he is alive and being punnished, how can a dead person be bleeding?

It's just a state that is unexplainable, it is a seriously..... *wriggles whole body* bad pictures.

[afriend]

:-\ :-\ :-\....how did u....i dunno...i mean i try to but wen i listen, it gives a bit of peace wen da house is lyk upside down :-\ :-\

:w:
:sister:

That's what I used to think.

But now, I fell more at peace wen I listen to the Quraan.........:rollseyes

Still hooked on music after those images? my cousins will start crying after they see that...LOL...this shud be funny.... *evil laugh*

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol iqram the document, made me feel as tho i was there ;)

Good work ma lil genius :thumbs_up :okay:

:sl:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

That's what I used to think.

But now, I fell more at peace wen I listen to the Quraan.........:rollseyes

Still hooked on music after those images? my cousins will start crying after they see that...LOL...this shud be funny.... *evil laugh*

HAHAHA, MWA HAHAHAHAHA MUU HUU HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

good idea my evil little bredrin!!! i'll show it to ma work mates n eeevry1, i'll blow it up and attach it to a blimp HAhAHAHA

;D

:sl:

[afriend]

HAHAHA, MWA HAHAHAHAHA MUU HUU HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

good idea my evil little bredrin!!! i'll show it to ma work mates n eeevry1, i'll blow it up and attach it to a blimp HAhAHAHA

;D

:sl:

LOL

U do that borroh bhai!!

Watch how they run to the nearest WC!!

Thanks for lettin me kno about the doc. It's not finished yet.

[The Ruler]

wow!! iky masha'allah ur english skills r wicked!! :happy: :thumbs_up

ur use of discriptive language n techniques r jus soooo awesome!! :happy: :happy:

n dont u DARE giv out dose photos....dey r jus :heated: :heated: :heated:

:w:

[afriend]

LOL^

Cool...so I'm not losing the plot.....some freinds are extremely misleading.....

Maybe u can use those photos to scare away annoying children......

[IbnAbdulHakim]

wow!! iky masha'allah ur english skills r wicked!! :happy: :thumbs_up

ur use of discriptive language n techniques r jus soooo awesome!! :happy: :happy:

YUP, Iqraams got skills ;)

n dont u DARE giv out dose photos....dey r jus :heated: :heated: :heated:

:w:

MU HU HAHAHAHAHA, MWA HAHAHA ;D

[afriend]

LOL

bhai ur a comedian man.......

Let me kno wot ur freinds do/how they run to the WC tomorrow.

[The Ruler]

Maybe u can use those photos to scare away annoying children......

scare away!!! :eek:

more lyk make em faint on da spot :rollseyes

:w:

[The Ruler]

MU HU HAHAHAHAHA, MWA HAHAHA ;D

u still plannin eh....:heated:....it aint gonna turn out gud....am tellin ya bro mazed :rollseyes

:w:

[afriend]

scare away!!! :eek:

more lyk make em faint on da spot :rollseyes

:w:

That wud be much better........

Imagine they're screaming away trying to eat all ur chocs, u show em da pics, atleast it gives u time to hide ur stuff.......Eh?

i can be evil wen the time arises...LOL

[The Ruler]

That wud be much better........

Imagine they're screaming away trying to eat all ur chocs, u show em da pics, atleast it gives u time to hide ur stuff.......Eh?

i can be evil wen the time arises...LOL

u wudnt wanna expose ur chocs ta eevry1....i prefer eatin dem wen i go out :happy: keeps all da devils away :happy:

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

u still plannin eh....:heated:....it aint gonna turn out gud....am tellin ya bro mazed :rollseyes

:w:

now now are we forgetting the what the tango advertisements hav taught us? WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? ;D

naa im jus gnna show it to some friends of mine who really need a kick up the "BEEP EHHEM BEEP". Sis.... hasa go ita ze dor harayse bitre... inshaAllah ami sayna kuno bay boyn amar ita oyto...

i cant forget bout my dad now... hows he doin in his grave :'( :'(!!!!

[afriend]

cant forget bout my dad now... hows he doin in his grave !!!!

:(
Yaa Allah, Bhai, don't worry, Allah thanreh Bless khorrbah ar protect khorbah. Ameen THUMMA AMEEN!!!!!

Don't worry, u can't compare, cos this guy missed his salaah and listenned to music......

[The Ruler]

i cant forget bout my dad now... hows he doin in his grave :'( :'(!!!!

pray for him....n insha'allah he'll b fyn! :)

rememba dat da Prophet said dat one of the three best things dat keep countin altho ur dead is a pious child who prays for u :) :)

n am sure ur gud enuf :) :)

:w:

[afriend]

Shob dissapear oigesso ni?

mazeed bhai?

[The Ruler]

Shob dissapear oigesso ni?

nope....but am waitin for odas ta appear....koi gaseh shob :-\ :-\ :-\

:w:

[afriend]

Maybe tharrah ammar kotha listen khosoin...

LOL

Napping after Zuhr Salaah.........Mazeed bhai gummoh monokoy.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Maybe tharrah ammar kotha listen khosoin...

LOL

Napping after Zuhr Salaah.........Mazeed bhai gummoh monokoy.

lol bro :), naa amma dakhson, had to help her out wiv sum house work, you kno hoover ota, khoralagse, bowt boring kham lol

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kita khorra shokhole?

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thurrar laggi gummay zayyar. Ekhtu Homework roiseh.

ekhtu badeh aymu hirbar.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

BESHI ZAAL KHAYLISI, MUK SOLER, SUBHANALLAH, THIN GLASS FANI KHAYSI, TEBU ZOLER!!!!

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Kitha khaysoh?

Thin glass khaylisso? Thummi world's hottest chilli khaysoh ni?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

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NAA EMNE bEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH khORI CHILLI EKHLOGE KHAYSI!!! lol onku khomse, aro fani khaysi :p lol

hmm am i the only one so weak to chillI??? lol

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U probli got a sensetive tongue, did u eat anything like sweets or salt and vinegar crisps, they make the top of the tongue sensetive....it happens to me as well...wen i hav 2 many sweets.

[The Ruler]

was it naga? dey r sooo chilliii

*ignore da sun*

dey r propa killas :heated:

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

i rememba onetime i had two spoonfulls of mr.naga, NOT A GOOD IDEA, SERIOUSLY, NOT A GOOD IDEA AT ALL!!!! duro amare khew bari dita asla wat was i thinkin doin that!!! lol

neway bro i eat crips/sweets/chocolates ALL DA TIME, cant expect me 2 keep account LOL, but i always do situps/press ups etc hence the not fat pic haha :p.

this time i jus ate naga moris.... ZAAL ASIL but MOOOOOZA!!!! lol especially wiv lotsa lembu!!!

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[The Ruler]

^^ ermmm....ma mouths waterin :-\ :-\ :-\

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^^ ermmm....ma mouths waterin :-\ :-\ :-\

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Really?

Well, I just ate a plateful of my mum's best roast murug and buttered(that type of cookin butter) rice

But I wudn't advise eating Mr. Naga on an empty stomach

[IbnAbdulHakim]

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Really?

Well, I just ate a plateful of my mum's best roast murug and buttered(that type of cookin butter) rice

YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HAV SUCH A COOL AVATAR!!! DAM!!!! THAT LUKS WIKEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Ruler]

YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO HAV SUCH A COOL AVATAR!!! DAM!!!! THAT LUKS WIKEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :hmm:....yeah....but a wee bit too wild :-\ :-\

;) :p

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I made it Myself, sik innit?

It was hard tho..........But I used to love that game....

[The Ruler]

I made it Myself, sik innit?

yeh but i had ta wear 1/2 inch thick glasses ta read da text....:lol: only kiddin....had ta close ma eyes ta slits tho :rollseyes

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ur right, but i enlarged the text.

But any biger, i wudn't b able to put it up... :(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ lol dnt wry bro im blind as a bat TRUST ME and i read it fine. Once i thot this 60 yr old lady was my 21 yr old sister, actually not once quite a lot. And when my older sister wears a hijab she luks kinda big (but for real shes slim) and dis suuuuupa fat sister was sittin down an i went up 2 her n started tuggin at her thinkin shes ma sister LOL THAT WAS ONE WEIRD DAY!!!!

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I bet u felt really embarassed nani?

[The Ruler]

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ur right, but i enlarged the text.

But any biger, i wudn't b able to put it up... :(

its fine now :) :thumbs_up

lol dnt wry bro im blind as a bat TRUST ME and i read it fine. Once i thot this 60 yr old lady was my 21 yr old sister, actually not once quite a lot. And when my older sister wears a hijab she luks kinda big (but for real shes slim) and dis suuuuupa fat sister was sittin down an i went up 2 her n started tuggin at her thinkin shes ma sister LOL THAT WAS ONE WEIRD DAY!!!!

lol....it happened ta me once :giggling: :giggling: .... n i went red all over :giggling:

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

I bet u felt really embarassed nani?

ya Allah bishash khortai nai!! ita shomoy beshi shorom lage!!!

iccha khorse niqaab findiya bagte!!! lol

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iccha khorse niqaab findiya bagte!!! lol

HAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!

LOL

It happened to me bare times, but once the woman Khalla assil, jamaican ekhta muttah betti. Cillayyah khoyseh "Hey Wot u doin on my back u *censored*" I was like *censored*!??????

I thought u wer my aunty, then she goes " do I look lyk ur *Censored* aunty?"

Then I just got mad and said *censored* off u *censored*
Soz abt the lang. But

[IbnAbdulHakim]

HAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!

LOL

It happened to me bare times, but once the woman Khalla assil, jamaican ekhta muttah betti. Cillayyah khoyseh "Hey Wot u doin on my back u B*****D" I was like WTF!??????

I thought u wer my aunty, then she goes " do I look lyk ur F*****G aunty?"

Then I just got mad and said F**K off u B***H

LOL PURE CENSORING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS REMINDS ME O DA TIME MA DULABAY CUSSED SOME PROPA BLAK KID IN BENGALI HE WAS LIKE: IE FUWA RE OTO GUSHA UTE, GHADA!!!

AND DA KID WAS LIKE : ITA KHOYO NA, ITA BALA NAY LOL MA DULABAY WAS LIKE, WHOOOAHHHH HIS A BENGALI!!!! LOOOL

CRAKIN UP HERE ;D

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[The Ruler]

^^^ lollllz :lol: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Yaaaaaaahhhh

LOLLLLLL

ROFL!!!!!!

Yallah......"ghusah lageh" oh man.....

[The Ruler]

cal mi sis gadha evry day :giggling:....

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Come on now.......If u want to insult som1 u call em a gorru........

Astaghfirullah what am I sayin?

Urm, u got to diss em in all ways possible.......

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Come on now.......If u want to insult som1 u call em a gorru........

Astaghfirullah what am I sayin?

Urm, u got to diss em in all ways possible.......

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hasa i normally get a "hurrun barri khawra" = "boy who gets smaked up by da broom", its also kinda true, but its not always a broom sometimes its a frypan, it also goes to sandals... thats wen its personal!!! lol

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LOL

That's the way.......hit em wer it hurts, with what hurts them most!!

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL

That's the way.......hit em wer it hurts, with what hurts them most!!

lol u kno wat i say,

punch me if u must, punch my face if u must, but to SPIT. MAN THATS JUS GOIN TOO FAR, WHY NOT JUS CHOP MY HAND OF INSTEAD!! lol to SPIT is like the highest level of disrespect!!!!!

lol i use to wonder why do people chase people around wiv sandals, den i realised, ITS LIKE DA SPIT!!! lol

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[The Ruler]

huh :confused:...u got me confused der ^^ :? :?

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LOL

It's like u can do anythin 2 him, but u can't spit at him cos thats the worst thing.

That's why ppl run around wiv Sandals, to smack those who spit......I think

[IbnAbdulHakim]

huh :confused:...u got me confused der ^^ :? :?

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umm sis i jus meant, dat spittin is a very high form of disrespect. And i think thats what the sandal is like, lol somethin u take off ur feet and smak sum1 wiv...

hope thats clear :)

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[The Ruler]

umm sis i jus meant, dat spittin is a very high form of disrespect. And i think thats what the sandal is like, lol somethin u take off ur feet and smak sum1 wiv...

spittin isnt a high form of disrespect really....it depends on how you see it as...i mean i dont really think tht it is....bcuz its one of ma sistas leathal weapon in fites!!!!!!!! :grumbling

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its one of ma sistas leathal weapon in fites!!!!!!!!

And ur sis is how old?

my cuzin used to do that to me...I used to.....run to my mummy.....Waaa :'( Baya thu marseh ammar uporeh

[IbnAbdulHakim]

spittin isnt a high form of disrespect really....it depends on how you see it as...i mean i dont really think tht it is....bcuz its one of ma sistas leathal weapon in fites!!!!!!!! :grumbling

lol wen ur younga its minor, but wen u get olda it jus seems to get worsa n worsa lol, its the fact that they spit wiv the intent to insult u n tik u off!!!!

ye my niece spits at me all da time, wat can ya do

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[afriend]

Asku Nazia affa khoy?

Both din dekhsi nah ikhanaeh......

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ tayn kiba bowt busy, tayn khoshto khora kiba mashAllah, amda fossar lagi beshi deri takidiram :X lol

sis helena're deksina eiva, or metsuda,/... METSUDA BAI KHUAI AFNE???

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MST bhai ekhon gorroh, than internet bangi gesseh, othar dai khalli college oh internet use khorroin.

Helena affa asslah shokhal oh

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ lol metsuda bai sara khali lage, lol gnna chek da posts one last time den read isha inshaAllah den sum more surah alaq :p

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LOL

Acha bhai.

Besh khorri duaa khorrioh at late night...If u eva hav the chance.....I remeber the time wen I got really emotional in Ramadhan..............Cos I knew no more 'Salaatul Qiyaam Yathaabakum ullah'............. :'(

[IbnAbdulHakim]

more 'Salaatul Qiyaam Yathaabakum ullah'............. :'(

bro wat is this?

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The call for Taraweeh salaah..........meaning salatul qiyam, come and attain the rewards of Allah.

Shobhai khoy abboh gummoh ni?

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salaam, :thankyou:

Asku Nazia affa khoy?

Both din dekhsi nah ikhanaeh......

aw jazakAllah for remembering me! :okay: ame bowt busy aslam, ar amar maths statistics lagee ame LI' aita farsee nah! :heated: lol

but now alhamdulillah i have my holidays, i can come on! :statisfie

^ tayn kiba bowt busy, tayn khoshto khora kiba mashAllah, amda fossar lagi beshi deri takidiram

lol apne fossah ne? ;D lol...nah i admit LI is very addictive! :wub: it took me all my strength not to come on........alhamdulillah...i went cold turkery for like 48 hours! ;D ;D

wassalam

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LOL

Mashallah, u got holidays eh?

:(

Not fair, the short holiday that I get was bad enuf, but I have to go to hifz everyday frm 10-5 even tho the Madrassahs are OFFICIALLY closed for that week!

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salaam,

oh i forgot you go to Madrassah! :'( but you guys get a holiday for Ramadhan, and we dont :'(

wassalam

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But we made up for it by not getting long Christmas.

But even tho my madrassah will b closed, My teacher thinks that I can finish my hifz in 1 year, so he always asks me to come in all my free time...so it's gonna b frm 10 til 5 for me...... :(

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Oh somebody come online ammi ekhtu badeh zayar gi hirbar.... :(

Thebboh ammi trainer kinath zayyar.

What's wrong wiv everybody today...hardly anyone is here......It's been limited to 13-20 members max....

[IbnAbdulHakim]

lol bro i went to visit my dads grave :). MashAllah the graveyard has been made bigger so more muslims who pay little and get graves for life! I will definitly be donating to this cause! Alhamdullilah for such generous brothers!!!! Man people keep sayin try ur best not to let tears fall on the grave, where did this come from? I dont even understand why? I asked why but they cant giv a reason :? , is it a bengali thing???? lol

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Yeah, it's one of those new Bangladeshi things...called....'make up Islam as you go along' it's a game that they play....it only finishes wen som1 who knows Islam goes ther and ekh thappor diya tik khorilay.

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Yeah, it's one of those new Bangladeshi things...called....'make up Islam as you go along' it's a game that they play....it only finishes wen som1 who knows Islam goes ther and ekh thappor diya tik khorilay.

LOL U KNO WAT I MEAN!!!!!!
i neva believed in what dey said tho coz its jus stupid to believe wivout proof (quranic quote or hadith). Its my fufu's that are sayin dis nex weird stuff, ma mum dont believe it eiva :p, she goes:

khali kita manaya khoyn tarare gusha ute lol. ok iqram let me kno wen u can come n giv dat slap LOL

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LOL

Yaaa!!

Hassa thappor dittam aslam na, not me anyway, but i was gona get my those guys that are so passionate about Islam.......

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL

Yaaa!!

Hassa thappor dittam aslam na, not me anyway, but i was gona get my those guys that are so passionate about Islam.......

ye i love those brothers mashAllah :) i wonder if im one o dem.

i rememba dis one time this veeery deep bengali bro o mine was givin us a tour of his area. this is what he said:

over there is where i love to eat DELICIOUS FOOD, oh ova this dark alleyway is where so many murders took place, is that my bhabi ova at that window *he points wiv his fingers*, *all 5 of us look to where his pointing*, EH EH, WHAT U LUKIN AT? U LUKIN AT MY BHABI? WANT ME TO KILL YOU??

LOOOL WE ALL CRAKED UP!!!! :sl: ;D

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salaam,

lol ^^^^ but should he not be looking at his bhabi either! :?

man this thread is so down.....:( and it brings me even down thinking of all the innovations bengali people make!! :rant:

ooh and i hope you performed the proper etiquettes when you visited the grave! :) then you and your dad can get rewards inshAllah. :)

wassalam

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Ur a joka mazed bhai!!

Yeah....it's been down cos nobody is here..........