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mmc
04-16-2005, 01:48 PM
Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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S_87
04-16-2005, 02:26 PM
lol some funny things..gets ya thikning :D
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Ansar Al-'Adl
04-16-2005, 03:23 PM
JazakAllah khair.
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h1jabi_sista
04-16-2005, 09:02 PM
yep! definatly made me say hummmm :)
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h1jabi_sista
04-16-2005, 09:11 PM
''can you cry underwater?''
next time im underwater i'll try crying :)

''If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?''
humm

''Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ''
double hummmm different taste buds, some people mite like burnt toaste

''Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ''
i'll ask him :p

''If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ''
highly possiable

''Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ''
humm thanks for the warning!! Thats off my list of things to do!!!! :p

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hidaayah
12-08-2005, 09:33 AM
umm.jazakallah
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MetSudaisTwice
12-08-2005, 10:31 AM
salam

lol that was very funny
thank you for sharing
wasalam
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Sahabiyaat
12-08-2005, 11:34 AM
mmmmh! :) just to be different
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Z
12-08-2005, 05:10 PM
Salaam.

Can you cry under water?
Course you can, tears come out of the eyes all times. Why would they stop when you go underwater?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Because your using the wrong bread dummy. Your supposed to have it in baps.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why don't you try make a round box which can be manufactured and easy to handle.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Hearing has nothing to do with the ears here. It's a process.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because that setting is not for bread. It's for other snacks manufactured for a toaster.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Light gives off heat. What use would a freezer be then?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Dreams are visions in the brain. If they have brains, why can't they dream?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
It's oil for babies, doh!

Ok I tried. Anything incorrect, give us a shout please.
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Muezzin
12-08-2005, 05:15 PM
Originally Posted by Z
Ok I tried. Anything incorrect, give us a shout please.
You used 'Your' when you actually meant 'you're', the contraction of 'you are'.

:p
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Nawal89
12-08-2005, 05:16 PM
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Lol. I remember i did that when i was in Malaysia..When i went up the Petronas tower lolz. Maybe because people like looking at things from high?
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Z
12-08-2005, 05:25 PM
Salaam.

I shall not comment.
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Umm Safiya
12-09-2005, 09:07 AM
:sl:

Lol, that was funny..

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
^^ That sooooo true!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
^^ This one cracked me up! lol

jazak allah

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Snowflake
12-09-2005, 10:58 AM
Lol, some funny but hmmmmmmmmmmm some downright silly!
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