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sadik
03-19-2006, 05:36 PM
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Zainab has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."
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ummAbdillah
03-19-2006, 06:33 PM
awww manshallah cute lil gurl manshallah
where did you get that from?
its realy nice :)
jz/kh
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sadik
03-20-2006, 09:25 AM
:sl: i got it from www.themuslimwomen.com
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cihad
03-20-2006, 09:41 AM
cute
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aljawaad
03-20-2006, 09:52 AM
Nice post
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Maimunah
03-20-2006, 09:56 AM
mashaallah great post sis:)
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IbnAbdulHakim
03-20-2006, 10:36 AM
;D cheeeky lil muslimah!!!! but Alhamdulilah teach got what she deserved! :sl: :brother: ;D
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