View Full Version : I'm going to prison(work v prison)
Helena
04-14-2006, 06:00 PM
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Work vs Prison
PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell .
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk
cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good
behavior
iN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors For yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who p**s on the seat .
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to
visit .
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone .
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON
So wot u all think....kinda funny?
:w:
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Sister_6038
04-14-2006, 06:01 PM
*rolls off chair laughing as always...lololol great one sis*
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ummAbdillah
04-14-2006, 06:06 PM
:lol:
good post ;D
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afriend
04-14-2006, 06:08 PM
LOOOLL!!!
ROFL!! ;D
That was jokes man!!!
Jazakallah sis.
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Al-Zaara
04-14-2006, 06:12 PM
LOL! A good one, indeed! :happy:
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Helena
04-14-2006, 06:20 PM
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alhamdulilah everybodies.....enjoying it.......its a laugh.......;D ;D ;D
:w: :happy:
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Helena
04-14-2006, 06:35 PM
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how cum no-ones checking dis....if u wana have a laugh....den view it inshalah
:w:
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Kittygyal
04-14-2006, 06:36 PM
Salam sis woow LOL thanks but heard it before :)
W.Salam
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sapphire
04-14-2006, 07:47 PM
:lol: :haha: thnks for sharing :)
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broth3r Ali
04-14-2006, 07:49 PM
lol, good stuff!! ;D
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Hashir21
04-15-2006, 12:13 AM
After work I will be free to go and do anything I want, while you're still in prison playing games and getting free food. :giggling:
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Helena
04-15-2006, 12:15 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by
Hashir21
After work I will be free to go and do anything I want, while you're still in prison playing games and getting free food. :giggling:
:sl:
lol.............nice one.........
:w:
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Protected_Diamond
04-15-2006, 04:55 PM
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college can classed as a prison as well ;D
:w:
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Nawal89
04-16-2006, 10:56 AM
Not funny....
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Wahid
04-16-2006, 11:04 AM
salam
LOL, some good ones in there
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Abdul-Raouf
09-17-2007, 03:13 AM
:giggling:;D:giggling:
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rozeena
09-17-2007, 03:08 PM
lol! yeh im cumin 2 hopfuly see u der sis.
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