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extinction
04-16-2006, 11:23 PM
Just when I got all the answers
of LIFE
they changed the question...

MONEY...


It can buy a House
But not a Home!


It can buy a Bed
but not sleep!


It can buy a Clock
But not Time!


It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge!


It can buy you a Position
But not Respect!


It can buy you Medicine
But not Health!


It can buy you Blood
But not Life!





So you see money isn’t everything?
And it often causes pain and suffering.
i tell you all this because i am your friend,
and as your friend
i want to take away your pain and suffering ...




So send me all your money
and i will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE
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Sister_6038
04-16-2006, 11:24 PM
ok well seeing as cash is made from paper...do you take sugarpaper as i have LOOADS of it :D:D
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FatimaAsSideqah
04-16-2006, 11:25 PM
Ain't look on money! Not interesting with money..I am rather to live in hard life to lead to paradise!
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 11:25 PM
whats your address?


PS: ignore any ticking sounds in the suitcase full of umm... money ;D LOL
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Protected_Diamond
04-16-2006, 11:27 PM
:sl:

LOL...

*checks her purse*

*GRINS* ;D

you can have all my money because my purse is empty! :X

:w:
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Sister_6038
04-16-2006, 11:28 PM
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
whats your address?


PS: ignore any ticking sounds in the suitcase full of umm... money ;D LOL
*special special special*
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extinction
04-16-2006, 11:29 PM
grrr Im anxiously waiting for my money people hurry it up already jeez lol...
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akulion
04-16-2006, 11:29 PM
since you have offered to suffer for me...i have mailed all my black market smuggling money to you via mail..but i fear that the FBI are on to it so expect your door to be broken down soon.....
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 11:29 PM
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut
*special special special*

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? :heated: :heated:
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 11:30 PM
Originally Posted by akulion
since you have offered to suffer for me...i have mailed all my black market smuggling money to you via mail..but i fear that the FBI are on to it so expect your door to be broken down soon.....
if it arrives after my package then no need to break anything down ;)
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extinction
04-16-2006, 11:32 PM
Originally Posted by akulion
since you have offered to suffer for me...i have mailed all my black market smuggling money to you via mail..but i fear that the FBI are on to it so expect your door to be broken down soon.....
aww thanks a bunch ........dont worry I have the tea ready for the fbi and just to be safe I made coffee....when your money gets here I might buy them same cakes and stuff ...p.s I left the door open...with bro abd majids suitcase gift wrapped as a welcoming present...
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Sister_6038
04-16-2006, 11:33 PM
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? :heated: :heated:
it means *special special special*....gosh
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 11:34 PM
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut
it means *special special special*....gosh

ok :happy:
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IbnAbdulHakim
04-16-2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by hafizmo
aww thanks a bunch ........dont worry I have the tea ready for the fbi and just to be safe I made coffee....when your money gets here I might buy them same cakes and stuff ...p.s I left the door open...with bro abd majids suitcase gift wrapped as a welcoming present...

HEeeeeeeeeey!! That suitcase was 4 u and u only!!! :rant:
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extinction
04-16-2006, 11:38 PM
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
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HEeeeeeeeeey!! That suitcase was 4 u and u only!!! :rant:
lol I know but you know the fbi they would take it anyways so why not save them the trouble of asking and just give it to them outright lol.......(p.s this is strictly jokes Im not planning to do anything with any suitcases to the f.b.i)
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Sister_6038
04-16-2006, 11:39 PM
fine then i guess sugarpaper is not good enough for you...well i dont deal in the green stuff....hmmmpft
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extinction
04-16-2006, 11:58 PM
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut
fine then i guess sugarpaper is not good enough for you...well i dont deal in the green stuff....hmmmpft
ohh Im sorry I accept sugar paper also.....
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Sister_6038
04-16-2006, 11:59 PM
Originally Posted by hafizmo
ohh Im sorry I accept sugar paper also.....
here take the lot *tips over a truckload of sugarpaper*
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extinction
04-17-2006, 12:00 AM
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut
here take the lot *tips over a truckload of sugarpaper*
thanks....shukran...
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Sister_6038
04-17-2006, 12:02 AM
Originally Posted by hafizmo
thanks....shukran...
not a problemo..
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extinction
04-17-2006, 12:23 AM
anyone else offering to read this thread or willing to get rid of their cash?
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Olive
11-30-2008, 12:53 PM
:sl:

I'm going to tell you something about Money...

---

It can buy a house, but not a home.

It can buy a clock, but not time.

It can buy you a position, but not respect.

It can buy you a bed, but not sleep.

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.

It can buy you medicine, but not health.

It can buy you blood, but not life...

---


So you see money isn't everything and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I am your friend...

And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So...

Send me all your money...

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please! After all, what are friends for, right? :p



Hope that made you laugh! :D

:w:
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Amaanah
11-30-2008, 01:38 PM
:D
wasnt epecting the humour at the end
good serious points too :thumbs_up
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Saimah Ali
11-30-2008, 02:08 PM
;D ;D ;D too funny!!!
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Olive
11-30-2008, 03:40 PM
Originally Posted by Amaanah
:D
wasnt epecting the humour at the end
good serious points too :thumbs_up
Yeah... it's made like that :D

Get's you in a serious mood and then makes ya laugh! :p
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~Taalibah~
11-30-2008, 08:52 PM
:sl:

First parts are true, lol.
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Re.TiReD
11-30-2008, 08:54 PM
AssalamuAlaykum

Too true.

Money can but you a garden, but not on in Jannah.

WassalamuAlaykum
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Zahida
11-30-2008, 09:48 PM
:sl: LOL!!! Recieved that as a text msg a while ago................Money is fitnah................... Happiness is your health and being content with what Allah has Blessed you with Ameen.:):w:
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smile
12-01-2008, 05:51 PM
no comment...
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Faith.
12-03-2008, 06:56 AM
AssalamuAlaykum,

Hope that made you laugh!
^Lol yeah but its very true!
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