Can You Solve These Questions Please.....?

[Slave of Rehman]

CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?

hahahahahahahahahahah

6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

12/ Can people cry under water?

13/ How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?

14/ Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?

[Sister_6038]

lolololololololol good questions....

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?

Because they expect you to earn that money and pay it back. It's like why does a thief get fined.

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?

this is a misconception; yes the nations are in debt but it's to themselves: a nation can keep spending money - more money than it has but they have press machines - print me some mohney NOW! Take business studies or economics to find out more.

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

Cus we like big numbers. It's all part of being alpha male.

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?

Probably the fruit but it was given the name orange after.

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?

no, but if you take em out the water, they gonna die.

6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

It's a form of stress relief as we are frustrated. It occurs in other places too. It's also part hope that by pressing harder there might be a slim chance that it will actually work.

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Mine does.

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?

Not everyone is helping others, some are helping themselves.

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?

If it was a round box, you wouldn't be able to get the pizza out of it.

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

It's a materialistic world we live in.

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

Correct term of building a building would be constructing.

12/ Can people cry under water?

Yes technically, but they are more likely to drown.

13How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?

Gillette, the best Tarzan can get!

14 Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?

Their aim is to die whilst hitting their target, not before. Safety first an all that. ;)

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LOLLLLLLL dats reps for ya bro! LOLLLLLL :D:D:D:D:D

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[The Ruler]

Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

its cuz there is no air for the glu to dry also dat it has a lesser surface area and thus wold take aaages to dry if u leave the lid open :) :)

:w:

[Slave of Rehman]

:sl:

Because they expect you to earn that money and pay it back. It's like why does a thief get fined.


this is a misconception; yes the nations are in debt but it's to themselves: a nation can keep spending money - more money than it has but they have press machines - print me some mohney NOW! Take business studies or economics to find out more.


Cus we like big numbers. It's all part of being alpha male.


Probably the fruit but it was given the name orange after.


no, but if you take em out the water, they gonna die.


It's a form of stress relief as we are frustrated. It occurs in other places too. It's also part hope that by pressing harder there might be a slim chance that it will actually work.


Mine does.


Not everyone is helping others, some are helping themselves.


If it was a round box, you wouldn't be able to get the pizza out of it.


It's a materialistic world we live in.


Correct term of building a building would be contsructing.


Yes technically, but they are more likely to drown.


Gillette, the best Tarzan can get!


Their aim is to die whilst hitting their target, not before. Safety first an all that. ;)

hahahahahah
Fantastic Brother.
very nice
Jazakallah

[aamirsaab]

:sl:

hahahahahah
Fantastic Brother.
very nice
Jazakallah

Glad you liked the answers, i got a bucket load of reps for them too (which I do appreciate, especially the comments). Got any more questions that need solving? :p.

p.s; feel free to use the answers if anyone should ever ask those questions - let the world be enlightened by my immense knowledge :D.

[Muslim Soldier]

lol
nice

[Muslim Soldier]

Do stairs go up or down?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

[Muslim Soldier]

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

[Muslim Soldier]

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

[Muslim Soldier]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[Muslim Soldier]

Can you get cornered in a round room?

[Muslim Soldier]

If an atheist has to go to court, what do they make him swear upon?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

[Muslim Soldier]

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa

[Muslim Soldier]

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

[Muslim Soldier]

Which way does a compass point in space?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

[Muslim Soldier]

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

[Muslim Soldier]

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

[Muslim Soldier]

For chocolate lovers
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?

[Muslim Soldier]

[PIE] Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?[/PIE]

[Muslim Soldier]

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

[Muslim Soldier]

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

[Muslim Soldier]

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

[Muslim Soldier]

If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?

[extinction]

:sl:

Glad you liked the answers, i got a bucket load of reps for them too (which I do appreciate, especially the comments). Got any more questions that need solving? :p.

p.s; feel free to use the answers if anyone should ever ask those questions - let the world be enlightened by my immense knowledge :D.

you go dude!!

[*noor]

yur funny ;D
most of these questions i couldnt even answer
the only answer i cud think of is
just because :)

oh well
the world may never no......or might they???

[aamirsaab]

:sl:
You know, when i asked for more questions I didn't mean it.

Do stairs go up or down?

Depends which end of the stairs you are on.

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

You put the date in top right corner, your name in top left and the title in the middle on the second line.

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

You're asking the wrong guy.

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Because if the numbers on a phone went up then you wouldn't know if it was a phone or a calculator.

That's all for now cus the apprentice is on and I'm going to watch it.
p.s; can a mod put all the rest of the questions asked into one post - i can't be doing with all this stuff, I'm just one man!

p.p.s; someone else answer these questions, i'm too tired. :p

[extinction]

why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways? why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food? why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after?? why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...who invented the concept of right hand and left hand? why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop? why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited? why is abbreviated such a long word? why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery? why is that doctors call what they do practice? why do people nail down coffins? why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? why dont sheep shrink when it rains? why is the slowest traffic called rush hour? why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet? why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*

[Sister_6038]

why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways?
why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food?
why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after??
why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...
who invented the concept of right hand and left hand?
why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop?
why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited?
why is abbreviated such a long word?
why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery?
why is that doctors call what they do practice?
why do people nail down coffins?
why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why is the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet?
why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?
and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*

either all or most of these questions can be answered with an asnwer that involves women hahaha...the rest are to do with men...:D:D

p.s i tried to give you reps but it told me to share them around before i can give them to you again....*looks for people to give reps to...*

[afriend]

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

This was the best one..LOLLLL

[extinction]

either all or most of these questions can be answered with an asnwer that involves women hahaha...the rest are to do with men...:D:D

p.s i tried to give you reps but it told me to share them around before i can give them to you again....*looks for people to give reps to...*

youve given me reps before? what for?

[salafiah]

CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?

hahahahahahahahahahah

6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

12/ Can people cry under water?

13/ How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?

14/ Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?

good question but i haven,t got time to think to give you answers.
sorry bro.
but any way it very nice....

[Daffodil]

some of those questions just require a bit of logical thinking