Why A Student Fails...

[786rani]

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.



Typical academic year for a student:

friday-52, fridays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.



Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263

8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.


1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81

Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.



Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

That 1 day is your birthday

How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!

Balance = 0

" Then how can a student pass ??"

RANI

[strider]

Assalamu alaikum

Ha ha ha. If i was to use that against any of my subject teachers i would end up with triple detentions. Worth the laugh? Maybe. :P

Ma'assalama

[786rani]

definately if i use it against my maths teacher tomorrow he'll kill me!!!
rani

[afriend]

LOL

That was funny....But I still found the time to study...a lot!!:p

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[Hijaabi22]

LOL SIS NO WONDER!!!! I CAN USE DAT TO EXPLAIN 2 MY PARENTS WHY I FAIIIIIIIIILLLLL ALL THE TYM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Muslimaatan]

haha..thatz kinda funnyy...but not tru tho..lolzzz

[Sister_6038]

loooooloool great one!!

[lolwatever]

lol das hilarious, what do we make fo those who got 90+ in thier final scores
hehe

[Javid]

Lol Funny Man Im Taking This College Tomorrow To Show Biology Teacher!

[786rani]

haha..thatz kinda funnyy...but not tru tho..lolzzz

myt not be tru for u but it is 4 me!!!!!!!
rani