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[Muslim Soldier]

Sally had lived like that for the past eighteen years. The same routine day in and day out. She wished for somthing to happen to her, to make her life interesting but to no avail.

Unlike her friends, Sally had no male friends. Infact, Sally only had a handful of friends. The people were not to be blamed, because you see, Sally was an orphan. Having lost her dear mother at a tender age, she was not very friendly.

***

To get away from her usual routine, Sally once decided to clean the basement. She climbed down the stairs and saw...

Continue the story. Each member writes a small part and hopefull we will get a great story.

[Muslim Soldier]

come on guys...

[akulion]

and saw.....

that the water mains were leaking, so she went down to try and fix them not realizing that the electricity mains were submerged under the water.

As she stepped into the water, it was the last step she ever took.

Ina lilahe wa ina elihe rajioon

~The End~

[Kittygyal]

salam.
LOlz bro Auklion that was good :)
w.salam

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[Hawa]

(ignoring akulion)

..an old box in the far side of the room, she had never seen it before. She covered her nose as she inched closer, stifling a sneeze she bent down and picked it up.
To her surprise it was very light, she placed it on a table in the middle of the room and started searching for a knife to cut through the duct tape. She was getting nervous at this point. She was sure this box wasnt there a month ago when she did her regular house cleaning. Finding an old pair of scissors Sally got to work.
For some reason her fingers started shaking as she tore through the last tape, slowly she opened the box and gasped..

[Muslim Soldier]

and saw.....

that the water mains were leaking, so she went down to try and fix them not realizing that the electricity mains were submerged under the water.

As she stepped into the water, it was the last step she ever took.

...in this world, for the water hid a portal. Sally was zapped through zero-space. She was on enemy territory and the aliens were fast approaching...

[akulion]

and the aliens were fast approaching...

when suddenly there wasa loud bang and the unoverse ended

lool

jokin bro..lemme continue for real :p

As the aliens approached she reached into her pickets and took out the super duper alien zapper.
she aimed and fired only to discover its batteries were dead!

just at that very exact moment....

[Kittygyal]

...in this world, for the water hid a portal. Sally was zapped through zero-space. She was on enemy territory and the aliens were fast approaching...

salam.
as they came closser,the floor was vibrating as sally's shivers was going through her viens....as her face was blue and she turned into an alien too;D ;D ;D ......

MAKE THESE FUNNY...IS THAT OK BRO M.S:rollseyes
w.salam

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Just at the very exact moment...

A FISH POPPED OUT OF THE GUN! And it decided to TURN AGAINST SALLY! Poor sally perspired like crazy, but how lucky was he that his perspiration created such a stench it scared the fish away.

As sally crept forth into this unknown dimension, he noticed something... something was watching him.....

;D ;D ;D GREAT THREAD!

[akulion]

and then she woke up only to find herself back at home...she had fallen asleep

she heard the sound of the front door closing. "oh no " she thought, her wife beating hubbie was back!

she quickly got up and then....

[Kittygyal]

A FISH POPPED OUT OF THE GUN! And it decided to TURN AGAINST SALLY! Poor sally perspired like crazy, but how lucky was he that his perspiration created such a stench it scared the fish away.

As sally crept forth into this unknown dimension, he noticed something... something was watching him.....

;D ;D ;D GREAT THREAD!

salam.
LOLz sally is gyal:rollseyes
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

she quickly got up and then rushed down then 9:am she heard a squeeky noise and remembered...

w.salam

[akulion]

that she was insane and lived in an insane asylum..at this point all the illusions dissapeared and the white dismal asylum padded room came into focus.

As she sat down she heard a noise...

[Muslim Soldier]

"Good day to you, Sally," someone said. Sally turned back and saw that it was herself. Her future self!...

[Muslim Soldier]

"Good day to you, Sally," someone said. Sally turned back and saw that it was herself. Her future self!...

:rollseyes:rollseyes:rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

then she leaned forward and thought for a minute she is talking to her self as she gasped and looked at her hand and there red blood all over.....

[Muslim Soldier]

..her hand was bleeding she thought but no, her self she thoght she imagined had somehow entered her. Sally was now ...

[Kittygyal]

sally was now suspisious how it happened then she looked into a mirrior and she saw a person glimpsed at her and then vanished like with a click of a finger...

[Muslim Soldier]

...Sally knew she was not alone. Sally knew she was from thenforth under guidance from her future self.

"There is one thing to do," Sally thought. And that is...

[Kittygyal]

and that was to go and reflect her self upon what has happened.
then as she approached near to the mirrior she head a man speaking out lod saying......

[Muslim Soldier]

" Look in the mirror with good intentions, for that will determine your future."
Unfortunately, Sally was so pissed off that with anger she looked into the mirror. What she saw was beyond human comprehension. She saw...

[Kittygyal]

she saw a big man which look like a hairy baboon;D
each moment she went closser and touched the mirrior the hairy baboon went away so quickly and then.....

[Muslim Soldier]

...she noticed that she too was moving. Moving into the mirror...

[Kittygyal]

moving in to the mirror as she was getting in and in she realised the blood appeared everywhere.

seriously this story is a good one :) keep it up bro :)

[akulion]

as she moved into the mirror it shattered and the glass shards went into her eyes permanently blinding her (and this was not a drem either)

thus she was hospatilized, where she met....

[akulion]

she met Dr Zabagugu who gave her cyborg vision with x-ray vision and laser eyes

[Kittygyal]

then she was a can see evrything and she saw the big baboon LOLz.....

[Muslim Soldier]

...filled with poisonous substances heading towards the...

[Kittygyal]

towards the south :p....

[Muslim Soldier]

where the president lived.

[Kittygyal]

where the presiden lived then realised must go immedietly to PRESIDENT BUSH in America....

[Muslim Soldier]

...using her Laser vision, Sally caught Alpha particles in the air and floated with them all the way to the white house...

[Kittygyal]

to the white house then realised she left her.....

[afriend2]

gran at the station where she was asked to collect her by her mother. ...

[Kittygyal]

by her mother and then remembered her gran is in her nightys opps said......

[Tania]

We could not move the action toward marriage instead of politics or s.f. :) I think would be much better.

[Muslim Soldier]

just a comment her mother dies during her childhood.

[Kittygyal]

We could not move the action toward marriage instead of politics or s.f. :) I think would be much better.

erm...whats that supposed to be:rollseyes
w.salam

[Muslim Soldier]

to the white house then realised she left her.....

I guess we should continue from here coz her mother had died earlier on.

...keychain behind. Unknown to her, this keychain had mystical powers.

After getting the keychain back, she went to rescue Mr President. Fortunately for her, someone else had already done it by the. Nonethless, during her flight to the white house, she met someone. A handsome, charming man....

[Muslim Soldier]

so she talked to the man.
The man like Sally very much. It was love at first sight for both the shy Sally and the charming man but ...

[Kittygyal]

then she saw the baboon which was in her mirror....

[Muslim Soldier]

well ignoring Z this is what we got till now

SALLY

Sally had lived like that for the past eighteen years. The same routine day in and day out. She wished for somthing to happen to her, to make her life interesting but to no avail.

Unlike her friends, Sally had no male friends. Infact, Sally only had a handful of friends. The people were not to be blamed, because you see, Sally was an orphan. Having lost her dear mother at a tender age, she was not very friendly.

***
To get away from her usual routine, Sally once decided to clean the basement. She climbed down the stairs and saw that the water mains were leaking, so she went down to try and fix them not realizing that the electricity mains were submerged under the water.

As she stepped into the water, it was the last step she ever took in this world, for the water hid a portal. Sally was zapped through zero-space. She was on enemy territory and the aliens were fast approaching.she reached into her pickets and took out the super duper alien zapper.
she aimed and fired only to discover its batteries were dead!

just at that very exact moment A FISH POPPED OUT OF THE GUN! And it decided to TURN AGAINST SALLY! Poor sally perspired like crazy, but how lucky was she that her perspiration created such a stench it scared the fish away.

As sally crept forth into this unknown dimension, she noticed something... something was watching her she quickly got up and then rushed down then 9:am she heard a squeeky noise and remembered that she was insane and lived in an insane asylum..at this point all the illusions dissapeared and the white dismal asylum padded room came into focus.

As she sat down she heard a noise, "Good day to you, Sally," someone said. Sally turned back and saw that it was herself. Her future self!.then she leaned forward and thought for a minute she is talking to her self as she gasped and looked at her hand and there red blood all over.her hand was bleeding she thought but no, her self she thought she imagined had somehow entered her. Sally was now now suspisious how it happened then she looked into a mirrior and she saw a person glimpsed at her and then vanished like with a click of a finger...

Sally knew she was not alone. Sally knew she was from thenforth under guidance from her future self.

"There is one thing to do," Sally thought. And that was to go and reflect her self upon what had happened.
then as she approached near to the mirrior she head a man speaking out loudly saying " Look in the mirror with good intentions, for that will determine your future."
Unfortunately, Sally was so pissed off that with anger she looked into the mirror. What she saw was beyond human comprehension. She saw she saw a big man which look like a hairy baboon
each moment she went closser and touched the mirrior the hairy baboon went away so quickly and then she noticed that she too was moving. Moving into the mirror!

As she moved into the mirror it shattered and the glass shards went into her eyes permanently blinding her (and this was not a drem either)

thus she was hospatilized, where she met Dr Zabagugu who gave her cyborg vision with x-ray vision and laser eyes.

Then she was a can see evrything and she saw the big baboon filled with poisonous substances heading towards the south where the president lived. Then she realised she must go immedietly to PRESIDENT BUSH in America using her Laser vision, Sally caught Alpha particles in the air and floated with them all the way to the white house. She then realised she had left her keychain behind. Unknown to her, this keychain had mystical powers.

After getting the keychain back, she went to rescue Mr President. Fortunately for her, someone else had already done it by the. Nonethless, during her flight to the white house, she met someone. A handsome, charming man that NEVER called her a lier and also who NEVER though he was a know it all.

So she talked to the man.
The man like Sally very much. It was love at first sight for both the shy Sally and the charming man but ...

This is where we have reached. Continue on!

[Snowflake]

Suddenly the man had a coughing fit and when he spoke again Sally gasped. She'd heard that voice before. To her horror she realised it was Monica lewinsky's voice ... Sally reached forward to pull his wig off but.....

Sorry if I got the name wrong.. you know who I mean :P

[1m@@n]

Suddenly the man had a coughing fit and when he spoke again Sally gasped. She'd heard that voice before. To her horror she realised it was Monica lewinsky's voice ... Sally reached forward to pull his wig off but.....

Sorry if I got the name wrong.. you know who I mean :P

:salamext: lolz sisoo...

urmmm...

butttt it didnt budge! sally tried harder, pulling and tugging but still it was no use apart from a fist full of hair all the rest was still intact. looking puzzled, sally came to the conclusion that it must be hair implants...just then......................

[Muslim Soldier]

... she realised she was having illusions again. She tried to forget the Lewinsky illusion and concentrated on the man speaking. Suddenly she realized the man was speaking things about her she had never told anyone before.

"How did he know" she wondered.
Again as if reading her thoughts, Charming said," Dont worry. You have had a heck of a day. Many illusions and visions. Many unfortunate events. All of them were necessary to inform you. To warn you Sally! The Evil Lord is after you..."

[1m@@n]

... she realised she was having illusions again. She tried to forget the Lewinsky illusion and concentrated on the man speaking. Suddenly she realized the man was speaking things about her she had never told anyone before.

"How did he know" she wondered.
Again as if reading her thoughts, Charming said," Dont worry. You have had a heck of a day. Many illusions and visions. Many unfortunate events. All of them were necessary to inform you. To warn you Sally! The Evil Lord is after you..."

:salamext:

oh my gosh....'The Evil Lord is after you......The eveil lord is after youu.....' the words of the so seeming charming man echoed thru her head.....sally gasped as she recalled her mum talking to her about the evil in the world....and the word qareen came to mind.....what did this word mean? ......................

[Tania]

erm...whats that supposed to be:rollseyes
w.salam

find to her an husband.marriage....another woman...complications...lol

[Muslim Soldier]

she tried to recall. Qareen, qareen, qareen. She remebered nothing! Absolutely nothing.

Charming was still with her. He told her how her mother had been killed by the evil lord. He explained to her how she was destined to destroy the evil lord or else the evil lord would destroy her...

sister 1maan uk you can continue with qareen. I didn tknow the meaning hence couldnt write abt it

[chacha_jalebi]

:embarrass n den sally woke up from her terrible dream :p

n went 2 skool & got shot ...... :p

[Muslim Soldier]

the shot echoed through her ears. As she concentrated and focused, she realised she had recived another vision. There was to be a murder at the school, and she was supposed to save the innocent...

[1m@@n]

she tried to recall. Qareen, qareen, qareen. She remebered nothing! Absolutely nothing.

Charming was still with her. He told her how her mother had been killed by the evil lord. He explained to her how she was destined to destroy the evil lord or else the evil lord would destroy her...

sister 1maan uk you can continue with qareen. I didn tknow the meaning hence couldnt write abt it

:salamext:

sally felt her body go numb as she thought about what charming had just sed to her....trying to make sense of i all, she asked but why me? ...why am i the chosen one?
charming made sally feel at ease with his reassurance and comforting words....but for some reason sally felt there was something eerie about chrming......

(bro check the general section i posted a thread a while ago 'does any1 know what dis means'.....)

[1m@@n]

:embarrass n den sally woke up from her terrible dream :p

n went 2 skool & got shot ...... :p

lol......**yikesss**

[Muslim Soldier]

:salamext:

sally felt her body go numb as she thought about what charming had just sed to her....trying to make sense of i all, she asked but why me? ...why am i the chosen one?
charming made sally feel at ease with his reassurance and comforting words....but for some reason sally felt there was something eerie about chrming......

something familiar about him. Sally and charming made plans on how to destroy the evil lord, suddenly...

[chacha_jalebi]

muslim soldier bruv do u do dis 4 a livin or summin lol u propa professional :p mashallah bro lol

den she woke up agen :p n realised she fell asleep, den she went outside & was transported by her dog called roger 2 anova mysterious land ......

:p now im in d flow of it

[1m@@n]

muslim soldier bruv do u do dis 4 a livin or summin lol u propa professional :p mashallah bro lol

den she woke up agen :p n realised she fell asleep, den she went outside & was transported by her dog called roger 2 anova mysterious land ......

:p now im in d flow of it

:salamext:

**yikesss**

[H4RUN]

:sl:
no now , she really woke up and realised waking up b4 was a dream, so she got ready and trodded along 2 mrs smith's special fish sauce shop...(say it fast)
:w:

[Sunflower]

...where she realised she was hungry but through her x-ray vision saw that the food was poisoned with laughing gas

[Muhammad]

:sl:

Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed someone approaching her. To her horror, it was the Big Baboon from the mirror, so in a split-second she grabbed the special fish sauce and hurled it over him, whereupon a most remarkable reaction took place involving Baboon Transformation, and Sally found herself looking at...

[Snowflake]

.....everyone's chips froze midway to their mouths. The baboon grew and grew until his head went through the roof and King Kong was born. Sally saw the King Kong's gigantic hand coming towards her and.....

[Muhammad]

:sl:

She began running for her life. She jumped out of the top floor of a very unhappy Mrs. Smith's ten-storey building, and fell straight through the straw roof of Mr. Charming's house, who was slightly upset about being disturbed in the middle of his favourite drama - just when he was about to find out what he'd been waiting 100 episodes for. Nevertheless, he helped Sally out of the squashed laundry basket and asked her why she came in through the roof rather than the front door...

[chacha_jalebi]

she den replied ive been shot:p

mr charmin smiled @ her & shot her agen :p lol

den she ran away frm mr charmin, mr charmin went bk 2 watch his drama n found d tv missin .....

[Muhammad]

:sl:

But after a sharp slap, Sally was woken to her senses and she cried out, "It's the BABOON!", and without further ado, the two of them ran out of the house, stopping only to allow Mr. Charming to take his cup of tea with him. By now, the Baboon had reached out again but thanks to the amazing powers of Mr. Charming's tea, they managed to escape to one of his private resorts. "Sally, there is one person who can help you to fight the dark lord, and that's Dr. Zabagugu. You must go to him now..."

[Snowflake]

"And how am I supposed to do that?" asked Sally sarcastically.

"Have you heard of a Tardis?" asked Mr Charming.

"Oh yes! Sally exclaimed. "As in Dr Who you mean!?"

"Well yes, but this time-travel machine is called a reTardis."

"ReTardis?" snorted Sally.

"That's correct Miss. Now no more questions. We have work to do." And with that Mr Charming began punching in a few digits on his GPS wristwatch. Suddenly there was a bright flash and Sally found herself standing infront of what looked like a hi-tec portable-loo. The doors flew open and....

[Muhammad]

:sl:

OK let's finish this off properly and leave out the off-topic bits...

...and Mr. Charming pushed Sally into it.

"But what about you?" She asked.

"I have an important task... Sally you must go!"

And with that, Sally was transported in a flash into the humble dwelling of Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

"Ah Sally, I have been waiting for you..."

And after explaining some boring details, he went on to say, "In order to defeat the Dark lord, you must fight darkness with light. This light is the truth, and it is with which you must fight the falsehood that is the darkness. Sally, this truth is Islam!"

[1m@@n]

:sl:

OK let's finish this off properly and leave out the off-topic bits...

...and Mr. Charming pushed Sally into it.

"But what about you?" She asked.

"I have an important task... Sally you must go!"

And with that, Sally was transported in a flash into the humble dwelling of Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

"Ah Sally, I have been waiting for you..."

And after explaining some boring details, he went on to say, "In order to defeat the Dark lord, you must fight darkness with light. This light is the truth, and it is with which you must fight the falsehood that is the darkness. Sally, this truth is Islam!"

wowowowowowowwwwwwww **cheering and applauding**

carry on caryy on..what happenz next...

[Snowflake]

Looooooooooooooooolzzzzzzzzzzz Im gonna die laughing at Muhammed bro's imagination. Sorry sorry sorry..just too funny@Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

Oh last part is mashaAllah...

continues.....

"Who is Islam?" sally enquires.

Dr Z fumbles with his eye-glass and shoots Sally an amazed look.

"You live in darkness my child. Islam is the universal Truth. Once it has been revealed to you. You will not be able to deny it!"

"Who will reveal it too me Dr Zabgugu?" Sally asks.

Dr Zabgugu begins to explain.....

[Muhammad]

:sl:

I've found this story quite funny too... anyway to continue:

Once Dr. Zabagugu explained what Islam is, Sally couldn't wait to become a Muslim.

"Now let's see, hmmm, you need to change your name to... how about Salihah?"

"Umm.. ok that sounds quite nice!" Said Sally excitedly.

"Right then Salihah, now you must remember this: The Dark lord has many evil aides, and he will try to hinder your path by sending them to you. They are known as Qareens..."

"Ah! That's it! I knew there was something about that word!" Salihah exclaimed.

"Yes, yes - and to fight them, you need to be strong. Throw away that silly keychain, it has no value. We do not use weapons from the dark side. The strongest weapon you have, Salihah, is to use the Qur'an."

Suddenly, there was a loud banging coming from somewhere downstairs.

"They're here, Salihah! Go now, GO! Use this Mr. Charming's toilet-thing to get out of here. Study the Qur'an. Only then can you fight the evil!"

"But why me? Come with me!" Salihah cried.

"I'm sorry. But we have to give you time to study. On our own, we are not strong enough. A young mind like yours will work wonders, now GO!"

And with that, he pushed Salihah back into the uncomfortable teleport in which she began to cry, knowing that she would never meet Mr. Charming or Dr. Zabagugu ever again.

[1m@@n]

:sl:

I've found this story quite funny too... anyway to continue:

Once Dr. Zabagugu explained what Islam is, Sally couldn't wait to become a Muslim.

"Now let's see, hmmm, you need to change your name to... how about Salihah?"

"Umm.. ok that sounds quite nice!" Said Sally excitedly.

"Right then Salihah, now you must remember this: The Dark lord has many evil aides, and he will try to hinder your path by sending them to you. They are known as Qareens..."

"Ah! That's it! I knew there was something about that word!" Salihah exclaimed.

"Yes, yes - and to fight them, you need to be strong. Throw away that silly keychain, it has no value. We do not use weapons from the dark side. The strongest weapon you have, Salihah, is to use the Qur'an."

Suddenly, there was a loud banging coming from somewhere downstairs.

"They're here, Salihah! Go now, GO! Use this Mr. Charming's toilet-thing to get out of here. Study the Qur'an. Only then can you fight the evil!"

"But why me? Come with me!" Salihah cried.

"I'm sorry. But we have to give you time to study. On our own, we are not strong enough. A young mind like yours will work wonders, now GO!"

And with that, he pushed Salihah back into the uncomfortable teleport in which she began to cry, knowing that she would never meet Mr. Charming or Dr. Zabagugu ever again.

**yipee yipee** he bought the 'qareen' in2 it

[Muslim Soldier]

...As Saliha zapped to an unknown destination, she tried to remember all the things that had happened to her. During her recapitulations, a thought suddenly struck her. It was her ninteenth birthday!

Saliha was awestruck. Was it just a coincidence or was there somthinh evil about nineteen?

[Snowflake]

This story would make an excellent dawah book. It's totally hilarious! ;D

Newayz my brain's still asleep to continue.... :uhwhat

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

...As Saliha zapped to an unknown destination, she tried to remember all the things that had happened to her. During her recapitulations, a thought suddenly struck her. It was her ninteenth birthday!

Saliha was awestruck. Was it just a coincidence or was there somthinh evil about nineteen?

Salihah contemplated that superstitions probably had no basis in Islam. But then at that thought, Salihah had arrived at her destination. What she saw would mentally scar her for the rest of her life...

[Muslim Soldier]

The land was barren, lifeless and had a stench of death. Sahila sttod up from the toilet teleport and looked around. Was this the battleground of the evil lord?

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

The stench of death clung to her nostrils, it was enough to make her regurgitate... and it did. Salihah bent over, the vomit streaming from her mouth, when she felt a searing pain in her spine. She used all her might to turn to see what was causing that pain. Behind her stood none other than charming! She pressed her palm against her spine and felt a warm liquid oozing out. It was blood, she realised.
"Mwahahaha! I am the dark lord! NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME OR FACE DESTRUCTION!" he cackled.

[Muslim Soldier]

Saliha though to herself,"What is better bowing and hence saving life or not bowing as per the command of God" Finally after what seemd like hours to her, she bowed.

Charming cackled with decisive laughter. "Finally, all the heirs of the Marisillian family will be dead!"

"What do you mean" Saliha inquired. "I killed your mother Sally, but unfortunatley you escaped. Now today I will fulfill my wish. I will destroy you!"

"Why," Saliha asked.
"You will soon find out" Evil muttered and raised his hands to the satrless skies...

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Salihah cried and made sincere du'a to Allah so that she may be saved.
Suddenly...

[Muezzin]

...a truck ran everybody over.

Saliha groaned, tearing herself from under the wreckage.

'Watch where you're going!' a gruff voice shouted from the cab. 'These things don't deliver themselves! Jeesh!'

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

(LOL... good one.)

Salihah used this to her advantage in order to escape.
"Release the hounds!" charming screeched.
A pack of ravenous dogs pursued her, when suddenly she spotted a machine gun.
Salihah picked up the machine gun and...

[Muezzin]

...gazed in horror as a flag emblazoned with the word 'BANG' popped from the barrel.

'Er...'

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Salihah hurled the gun at the dogs that were now lunging into the air, and strangely it EXPLODED. Chunks of dog meat flew everywhere, clouding her cyborg vision.

[Muhammad]

:sl:

Salihah desperately tried to remember what Dr. Zabagugu had said about the Qur'an and how to fight the dark lord... and she couldn't but question why Charming had sent her to Dr. Zabagugu in the first place. What was going on?

[Muslim Soldier]

(how did dogs, trucks and guns appear on a barren land)

...Saliha was horrified. Was she going to die. She prayed again. "O Allah help me!" Suddenly, she saw birds coming from the dark sky. The birds started ****ting. ****ting on Charming and the truck thug. As the villains' vision was obscured, the nirds came towards Saliha.

"What are you" Saliha coulnt help asking.
"Ababeel" they chorused in response.

"Aba..." Saliha cried as the birds carried her away. Saliha was relieved, but not for long.

The villains' had eaten the **** of their faces and were now shooting at the ababeel. Unfortunately for Saliha, the ababeel had no stones...

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

In a fit of insane rage she hurled herself at charming.
"Why? WHYYYY?" she screamed.

[Muezzin]

Meanwhile, a piece of exploded dog meat wriggled on the floor.

Shook.

Sizzled.

Changed.

Nobody heard its two legs stretching from its scorched brown embryonic stump-body. Nobody saw its teeth tearing through a globule of flesh that should have been its head. Nobody felt its tiny pitter-patter charge as it flung itself towards Saliha.

[Muhammad]

:sl:

Who is replying to which bit? :heated:

Salihah decided to pray Surah Feel to help make her feel better. It was a good thing she snatched a Qur'an from Dr. Zabagugu's private residence on her way out!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

(sorry we must have replied at the same time)

Erm... i'm confused... what's going on now?

[Ayesha Rana]

(sorry we must have replied at the same time)

Erm... i'm confused... what's going on now?

Who cares carry onn this is really funny

[Muezzin]

Um... a fleshy dog-meat monster is about to attack her :)

[Muslim Soldier]

(how did dogs, trucks and guns appear on a barren land)

...Saliha was horrified. Was she going to die. She prayed again. "O Allah help me!" Suddenly, she saw birds coming from the dark sky. The birds started ****ting. ****ting on Charming and the truck thug. As the villains' vision was obscured, the nirds came towards Saliha.

"What are you" Saliha coulnt help asking.
"Ababeel" they chorused in response.

"Aba..." Saliha cried as the birds carried her away. Saliha was relieved, but not for long.

The villains' had eaten the **** of their faces and were now shooting at the ababeel. Unfortunately for Saliha, the ababeel had no stones...

Continue from here coz the confusions started afterwords

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Salihah decided to fight fire with fire. She put the dog into a double flip reverse lock and held him to the ground. She then began the gruesome process of devouring the dog. It was gross, but the threat was now gone.

[IceQueen~]

she makes du'ah and the fleshy dog-meat monster turms into hot dogs. she's really hungry and picks one up, about to devour it when she realises it is haram..

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

oh... too late sorry.

[IceQueen~]

saliha was more sorry..

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

What's ababeel?

[Muslim Soldier]

she makes du'ah and the fleshy dog-meat monster turms into hot dogs. she's really hungry and picks one up, about to devour it when she realises it is haram..

She thrw the hot dog away and looked around her. the ababeel had gone, Charming had gone and worse of all, the toilet seat had disappeared.

Using her X-Ray vision, Saliha srrveyed the sky. What she saw was astonishing. She had just discovered another galaxy. Another galaxy with life. With intelligence!

Saliha, using her laser vision, clung to the alpha particles in the air and travelled. All the way to the new galaxy...


ps ababeel were the birds that saved the kaabaah

[IceQueen~]

the new galaxy was amazing! saliha loved it-she wanted to stay forever..
until she saw what the 'intelligent' life was...

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

She thrw the hot dog away and looked around her. the ababeel had gone, Charming had gone and worse of all, the toilet seat had disappeared.

Using her X-Ray vision, Saliha srrveyed the sky. What she saw was astonishing. She had just discovered another galaxy. Another galaxy with life. With intelligence!

Saliha, using her laser vision, clung to the alpha particles in the air and travelled. All the way to the new galaxy...


ps ababeel were the birds that saved the kaabaah

Salihah felt the air brush against her hijab. This felt amazing! However, she started to suffocate as she entered space.
"I can't breathe!" she choked.

[Ayesha Rana]

It was the amazing life forms suffocating her

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

But no really... she was dying from lack of oxygen to her brain!

[IceQueen~]

'uh-oh' she muttered-this isn't good. with all her strength she pulled away from the wierd creatures and flew back home (whatta waste of ajourney..)

[...]

But she was going too slow.
What looked like wierd gooey blobs were now advancing on her. "join our world of blobs and we shall blobbify you."

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Salihah clawed at their wind pipes in a desperate attempt to suck the air from them.

[Ayesha Rana]

But they didn't like that and they bonked her routinely on the nogin(head)

[...]

However to her advantage, this gave her a bit of speed as she was bonked right back to earth..

[Muslim Soldier]

suddenly she realized. Kill them! She thought.

So with her laser vision she killed all the blobs and captured thier oxygen. Then travelled back to the new galazxy. The intelligent life were fortunately for charming, all clones of charming. It seemed, Charming was an egoistic man...

[Ayesha Rana]

In the new galaxy charming no.fivehundred and sixty eight was waiting with a sack. The force of her speed caused her to bounce straight back out into the big wide ocean.
"Mumseeee doodles...!" she squealed in an attempt to get divine help.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

FREAKS! she screamed. She was on a one woman mission to kill all things charming.

[IceQueen~]

"now i know who u really are charming!" screamed saliha.
"you are the evil shaytan and his evil workers!"

[Ayesha Rana]

"Took you long enough!" He shrieked and raised a bloody hand bearing the kitchen knife she had last seen her mother holding before her death

[...]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She screamed, and just before she fainted she noticed a bright green light...

[Ayesha Rana]

The impact of the light was too much for her and as well as fainting she collapsed in a nervous crash-down! Causing an earthquake that devoured all the ugly charmings.

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Edit

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

aLLAHU aKBAR, VICTORY FOR THE MU'MINEEN! SHE CHANTED.

[1m@@n]

aLLAHU aKBAR, VICTORY FOR THE MU'MINEEN! SHE CHANTED.

:salamext:

subhanaAllahhh.....**jumps in joy**

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Salihah then realised that the charmings were only a decoy. Ther was someone more sinister behind this.

[hamzaa]

then came the machines.......

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Destroy! Destroy! they chanted, in a mechanical frenzy.

[hamzaa]

then came the A-team.........

[...]

But to their utter dismay, mountains shooted up out of knowhere... (gotta go)

[Muslim Soldier]

fortunately for Sahila, after seeing so many illusions, she had the power to create them. The mountain illusion scared off the robots. Or so Sahila thought but the robots too had illusion(ing?) power. Thier illusions showed the mountains crumbling...

Sahila was frightened. Then she saw something that made her heart leap. Out of the corner of her eyes she saw...

[Kittygyal]

Out of the corner of her eyes she saw her sister and yelled but then Suddenly the ground starting to move as her fearness was going through her veins, and she could feel here fearness. as she walked futher to her sister there for a minute she thought she was going to die, here heart was beating very fast as she then....

[akulion]

suddenly out of no where a man appeared and said....I am your father

she yelled...nooooooooooo

[Sister_6038]

he looked at her sadly....

[Kidman]

and says "i have unfinished business with you young lady" and takes out...

[Kittygyal]

his gun and shoots her but missed it....

[akulion]

he said "you unthankful child ill teach you a lesson"

took out a sword and chopped off her head...

[Kidman]

the head rests on the floor for a second, then looks up at the father and says...

[Kittygyal]

''what hav i done''?! then suddenly...

[Sister_6038]

shouts "grrr...i vill be back!!"

[Kittygyal]

then he rused towards the other side of north...

[Muslim Soldier]

unknown to father, Sahila had created another illusion. She had defaeted her so called father for now...

[Kittygyal]

hmm.. bro she's dead in she???

anway... as the murderer was so terrified cause what he has done and he realise he should have not done it, so later that night he couldn't go asleep nor he wanted to eat but he kept this to his self cause he didn't want to be sent down either! he regrets what he has done was not right at all! but there for a minute he realised he has left his finger prints on the sword and it is still there and the gyal is still there!
he didn't know what to do he had a big mission...

[Muslim Soldier]

no she isnt dead it was an illusion.
know what to do he had a big mission......or so he thought. Fortunately for him he hadnt left any marks for he hadnt committed the murder. He had just killed an illusion.

On the other hand, Saliha decided to read the Quraan. She started reading the translation of Sura Yasin verse number 80.

"Wow", she thought, "this book is scientific.
"How did the book show so many years ago that photosynthesis produced oxygen?"

As she was thinking about all this, she saw the zyborgs, an alien race of cannibals approaching...

[Kittygyal]

ta bro misunderstand never mind :)

as she knew the book was from god and the one she realised if i can pray and if i can ask for forgivess maybe god can make my life easier for me...
so she started to read the koran and ask for forgiveness she said,
''please god can you help me and make my life easier and what i have done which is not right please please forgive me''.
then something was happenening to her and then she was looking at the sky and looking at the sun which god has created she raised her hands towards the sun, suddenly she was sat into a desert where there was a lake nearby and a camel...

[hamzaa]

then came the A-team.........

[Kittygyal]

erm...bro your going abit a head....

[Muslim Soldier]

the A team offered Saliha protection and wealth only if she would revert to her old religion.

Saliha was caught between heaven on earth and that of the haeven.
"What should I do" she wondered

[Kittygyal]

then the camel spoke to the gyal and said, ''how are you?'' and the gyal was shocked...

[1m@@n]

the A team offered Saliha protection and wealth only if she would revert to her old religion.

Saliha was caught between heaven on earth and that of the haeven.
"What should I do" she wondered

make the right choice make the right choicee!! **anxiously awaits watz gna happen next....**

[H4RUN]

:sl:
in addition 2 that the renouned camel 'out of the blue' says "i pitty the fool!" could this be...Mr T (BA Baracus) in disguise?
:w:

[Kittygyal]

then replys ''go brush your teeth your breath smells''!!

[Inshallah]

The camel takes out a gun and shoots the girl because he didn't like the remark about his bad breath. The End. :rollseyes

[Kittygyal]

The camel takes out a gun and shoots the girl because he didn't like the remark about his bad breath. The End. :rollseyes

salam.
before he kills her he gets her some toothpaste ;D ;D THE END.

[Inshallah]

walikum salam

Wow islamgyal allah has blessed you with such a creative mind, how do you think of such things???? You should write an book someday. :okay:

[Sister_6038]

NOO....its not the END!! the camel throws some miswak at the girl and says " dont you know what my ancestors have done for you mankind!!" we carried heavy loads during difficult times...and this is how you repay us?? by insulting our breath?? HOW VERY DARE YOU???"

[Kittygyal]

walikum salam

Wow islamgyal allah has blessed you with such a creative mind, how do you think of such things???? You should write an book someday. :okay:

bro LOLz.
just use your brain and you'll be fine hmm.... write a book no time bro :okay:
w.salam

[Kittygyal]

NOO....its not the END!! the camel throws some miswak at the girl and says " dont you know what my ancestors have done for you mankind!!" we carried heavy loads during difficult times...and this is how you repay us?? by insulting our breath?? HOW VERY DARE YOU???"

salam.
how dare you?? so the gyal says well can smell yours too so go brush your own LOLz ;D ;D
now for the real....
the camels says ''god has created everything and he has blessed us with everything, so use it don't go with yellow teeth cause people are going to laugh at you and also you don't look smart!''

[Sister_6038]

the girl after being shot and hit with a miswak stick....got up after him....with gore dripping down her head and she does a zombie dance towards him saying "im sowie really sowie" her eyes are gouging out of her head and her nose is where her left ear is meant to be....her left ear has disappeared...where has it gone? *all eyes towards camel*...hmm whats that that camel is chewing?? its her ear yuck yuck!!

[Arch_warrior]

this story of sally is truely the funniest thing iv ever read :>

[1m@@n]

the girl after being shot and hit with a miswak stick....got up after him....with gore dripping down her head and she does a zombie dance towards him saying "im sowie really sowie" her eyes are gouging out of her head and her nose is where her left ear is meant to be....her left ear has disappeared...where has it gone? *all eyes towards camel*...hmm whats that that camel is chewing?? its her ear yuck yuck!!

hahahahahahaa sis dat was funnny!!....i just had a choking fit whilst drinking my tea.....

[Inshallah]

bro LOLz.
just use your brain and you'll be fine hmm.... write a book no time bro :okay:
w.salam

Yes i love using my brain but when it comes to short stories i don't know where the connection gets lost but anyways i thought the girl was dead :rollseyes.

Gotta go pray jummah salah, allahafiz.

[Kittygyal]

the girl after being shot and hit with a miswak stick....got up after him....with gore dripping down her head and she does a zombie dance towards him saying "im sowie really sowie" her eyes are gouging out of her head and her nose is where her left ear is meant to be....her left ear has disappeared...where has it gone? *all eyes towards camel*...hmm whats that that camel is chewing?? its her ear yuck yuck!!

salam.
next minutes she see's her her other ear gone and then smells something ''ew she goes'' the camels was eating and taken it out!! she looked at him and give him a kick then the camel give her a punch then she goes to the camel ''you got a boggy on our nose'' so the camel goe you smell go brush your teeth first'' the for the real...

[Sister_6038]

camel is most offended and gets his front hoof and does a flykicking towards Girl...she falls back landing on some camel splat....*flies are everywhere* girl feels weak...she picks up the miswak stick that camel threw at her previosuly and aha!! gets camel in a headlock and gives him a good brush of the teeth...muhahaha...minty fresh and all!!

[seek.learn]

Salaam o alaikum,

This is funny and all, and some very creative and nice stuff, MashaAllah.
But dont you think it gets... inappropriate at times? Icky??

Anyhows.
The amount of times she's been shot and all, 'tis quite amazing.
Keep it going.

Alaikum Salaam

[Kittygyal]

then for the real he gets the miswak and cleans it for her and suddenly the sun came out but went down lOLz,......

[Kittygyal]

Salaam o alaikum,

This is funny and all, and some very creative and nice stuff, MashaAllah.
But dont you think it gets... inappropriate at times? Icky??

Anyhows.
The amount of times she's been shot and all, 'tis quite amazing.
Keep it going.

Alaikum Salaam

salam.
lolz where just having a laugh bro cause when we read it from the begingi to the end the ending needs to be interesting and funny no one hardly read it then, also who is icky??
w.salam

[Arch_warrior]

the girl had heard enough insults from the camel so she took matters into her own hands pulling a gun out of her jacket pocket she fires 7 bullets (going into bullet time motion ) the camel leans backwards dodging every single bullet....

[Kittygyal]

but then she realised the camel is not dead and the camels gets up and stranggles her and gives her a black eye! she goes into a corner and brushes her teeth. the camel said, ''hahah, brush harder i can see yellow''.....

[Sister_6038]

so now that camel is tied up and dealt with girl brushes off the dust...gets her backpack and starts her journey onwards...she falls over onto some rocks...

clumsy indeed so she gets up as she does her glance falls to where camel was lying on the floor...she feels bad...especially as he was tied up with her scrunchie...a tight fit indeed around his hooves...aww

but wait camel isnt there anymore....she turns 360 degrees where has camel gone? they were in the middle of nowhere...where is he? she can feel a heavy breathing behind her...geranimooooo!!

camel jumps on her back...bearing in mind his hooves are still tied up with girl's pink scrunchie, with purple flowers on it of course....

[Kittygyal]

''come with me'', said the gyal. they both went into the forest hitting eachother and the camel said, ''i can smeel something and see yellow and the sun going down'' hahahaha¬!!

[Sister_6038]

the forest of course had appeared out of nowhere

finally girl and camel decided to make peace...and they set up a camp fire...

night had already hit so came the noises.....the strange noises.....what were they? who were they?

[Arch_warrior]

the baboon from the mirror had followed her trace he had an amry of his native baboons with him......

[Muhammad]

:sl:

I think this is getting a bit carried away... please try to keep the story 'constructive'. Anyway, I thought she was supposed to fight the 'dark lord', not a camel in the middle of nowhere!

[Sister_6038]

ok sorry back to the story....

she falls over again...and bangs her head....ouch....ooops she awakes feeling slightly naseuous and dizzy....stars are flying all around her (you know you have all had that feeling where you have seen stars and actually thought you were in a tom and jerry episode.....ok maybe thats just me)...well she can hear a noise its something like this "aa--wwooo---woooo" in slow motion and with a most extreme deep tone....its darth vader lil bro 'the dark lord'....shes on the floor, vulnerable after his last attack...what can she do?

[Tania]

gets camel in a headlock and gives him a good brush of the teeth...muhahaha...minty fresh and all!!.

:giggling: I think the unit had a funny section.

[Snowflake]

:sl:

I think this is getting a bit carried away... please try to keep the story 'constructive'. Anyway, I thought she was supposed to fight the 'dark lord', not a camel in the middle of nowhere!

Yeah it has gone a bit hay-wire hasn't it. *loses interest* :X

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
I thought she was supposed to fight the 'dark lord', not a camel in the middle of nowhere!

salam.
when the camel and the gyal went of to talk in peac and apologised to one another. the gyal said, ''on the day of judgement god is going to ask us why we were fighting etc, we have to be mature and fear our lord cause when we satnd towards our lord we are going to be afraid'',
so the gyal and the camel hugged on another and then stood towards the moon and said, ''god please forgive us for what we have done and lead us to the right path and we will never do this again'', so they both were asking for forgiveness. then later that Day they remembered it was time to pray so....

[Muslim Soldier]

they knelt down. Unfortunatleu Saliha did not know how to recite prayers the islamic way. So she just bowed her head and begged Allah to help her.

As she was satding up she saw a faint glow coming from the other end of the forest. Saliha decided to investigate. She moved towards the lighted area and saw...

[hamzaa]

elvis.....

[Muslim Soldier]

...written on the girl's shirt.

"Who are you?" asked the girl, frightened.
"I am Sally, I mean Saliha"

"I have been told about you. Come forward"...

[Kittygyal]

and tell us how to pray please, i am very keen on how to pray but unfortunetly i am a bit stuck cause i forgot so please help me. so Elvis tells Saliha she needs the right intention and also when you have forgotten how to pray that shows how much you fear your lord.!
Saliha replied and said, ''well you see i do fear my lord but at times am too busy to pray and i forget'' when Elvis heard this he was shocked he said, ''what kind of muslim are you who will forget to pray?''
Saliha looked at Elvis with the gory looks and there for second she thought Elvis is right and what am doing is wrong cause Satan is telling me all this and i should look at the bright side.
Suddenly after Elvis told her all this and ho to pray she rememberd the tijmw when her little brother was praying in the cold rainy day...

[Muslim Soldier]

"...so Elvis you said you had been told about me?"
"Yes. I am supposed to teach you to battle."
"Battle?"
"Yes to defeat your enemy"
Just as Elvis said this, an evil laughter was heard from above...

[Kittygyal]

so Elvis was shocked and turned around and looked at Saliha....

[hamzaa]

who stepped on his blue suede shoes..........

[Kittygyal]

and glimpsed at her, Elvis told her to get off but she refused to listen to him Suddenly it was time....

[Muslim Soldier]

...as Lord Evil climed out of his Helicopter...

[Kittygyal]

and flinged his self to the other side ....

[Muslim Soldier]

Elvis and Sahila braced themselves for the attack...

[Kittygyal]

and just holded there breath and .....

[Muslim Soldier]

..."move out" someone shouted.

Saliha and Elvis turned around to see a man with muscles bulging out of his shirt come swinging like Tarzan...

[Kittygyal]

so the both tempted to get out but there for a minute they thought it's time to pray so they stopped where ever they were and just perfomed their prayer....

[Muslim Soldier]

and without even worrying about thier lives did they pray?

...as they were praying Tarzan and Lord Evil were looking at each other with loathsome eyes. They seemed to know each other

[Kittygyal]

very well it looked like they were both up for a fight....

[Muslim Soldier]

(trying to make it funny)

Lord Evil and Tarzan spat on their hands then put them behind thier backs abd farted on them. Then they put thier hands together to get lightsabers.

Lord Evil unsheathed his saber. Tarzan ...

[Kittygyal]

then just spilled the beans and open his legs wide....

(now thats what you call funny :p)

[Sunflower]

and fell striaght head first onto the floor. only to then find standing on top of him was the dreaded....

[hamzaa]

bob marley.....

[Kittygyal]

then Suddenly they heard a noise, as Sahila learned forwad to the wall, the ground started to vibrate as her heart was beating very fast, her blood pressure rised, as she could feel her fearness travelling through her veins....

[Tania]

than she remeber she never wore the scarf which could help her to avoid this fights with the opposite gender

[Kittygyal]

so she was so stressed and finding out she NEVER wore a scarf she was just too scared...

[Tania]

thought to beat her fear going to the shopping:) a scarf for her....sorry i am not good at fights:giggling:

[Kittygyal]

thought to beat her fear going to the shopping:) a scarf for her....sorry i am not good at fights:giggling:

hi.
sis there in a desert aren't they:rollseyes

anyway....

so they both companined there selfs and with the heart opened they discovered to NOT fight but please their selv's by revenge....

[Tania]

hi.
sis there in a desert aren't they:rollseyes

anyway....

so they both companined there selfs and with the heart opened they discovered to NOT fight but please their selv's by revenge....

Yes, but still they could take the camel with clean teeths upto the nearest city to buy one, no?:-[

[Kittygyal]

so the cael efused to go cause he was dying for thirst and hunger..nearby was a lake where Sahila rushed and took her sock off cause seh didn't have anywhere to put the water for the camel so she filled it up to the nearest point and rushed quickly back to the camel there was.....

[Tania]

another camel, very big and fat proved to Sahila he has a owner which walks a lot in desert. Giving to her camel the water from the sock Sahila tried to spot the owner....

[Kittygyal]

and distuguished he was out of order looking with shocked she said,
''you are my dad''
the owner replied,
''oh my sweety pie where have you been? i was looking all over North then South for you''
Sahila looked withy glimpsed and realised her dad actually took the camel for a walk....

[H4RUN]

:sl:
whatever happened to bob marley??:giggling:
:w:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

This story was manslaughtered. *sigh*
:w:

[Mawaddah]

....and running up behind the camel was Bob Marley .....

* ok I brought him back in * ;D ;D

[H4RUN]

:sl:
singing a nasheed called...
:w:

[Kittygyal]

erm...dunno...

[H4RUN]

erm...dunno...

:sl:
lool sis u finally haven't got anything 2 say? surely not...comon think, think think, ur the erm soul of this thread? lol
ah well lost 4 words? lol
:w:

[afriend2]

salaam,

singing a nasheed called Mountains of Makkah....whilst eating a mouthful of dates that had fallen from the sky.


(so random...but dont dis it lol)

wassalam :peace:

[Kittygyal]

:sl:
lool sis u finally haven't got anything 2 say? surely not...comon think, think think, ur the erm soul of this thread? lol
ah well lost 4 words? lol
:w:

salam.
bro LOLz i don't know any nashids am sorry...

ok carrying on.... so with all the glory looks on her face she just praised god and theres so many people on the world and she didn't know which way to turn......

[Ayesha Rana]

(Doesn't Saliha have any dignity-the female race is getting dissed here.)
She glanced around her briefly. "Allah has given me so much," she sighed dreamily but her pleasure turned to anger when she caught sight of her father pampering the fat camel to it's hearts delight and feasting withit from a dish of dates.
"How dare you show your face like this!" she screamed, jealousy burning her insides. "Mum died in a state of Jahiliyah, Iv'e been zapped accross the Universe on a telaporting loo and yet you stand there, pompous and selfish not caring that your only living daughter was almost devoured, like a zillion times! You should be ashamed of yourself!" She took several deep shaky breaths and the tears flowed down her eyes when she saw her father-that selfish being-nervously tried to slide his Qur'an from the fat camels back into his pocket unnoticed. "I'm not blind!" she cried unable to prevent her voice from dangerously rising to it's peak, "so you were aware of the light of Islam all along! You knew the truth yet you deserted us!...deserted me! How could you live in peace and security knowing that your wife and daughter needed you? Then more than ever!"
She felt queezy just looking at him and a wave of nausia passed over her, knocking her helplessly to the ground. She turned her gaze to the heavens. The sun was setting and it cast a dusky flush over the desert. She allowed it's beauty to sink into her soul, enlightening her and causing her to realize that she didn't need this man. What was he compared to Allah? Nothing. She thought about everything that had happened and understand for the first time that she would not give anything to continue living the life she had once led. She stood up, not seeing the human who had ruined her life and tore a strip of cloth from her apron using it to cover her head. She then prostrated before her Lord, The One God and prayed as she had never prayed before.
'Oh Allah! have mercy on me. Forgive me my sins and those of my fathers. Guide me onto the straight path. There is no power or might except with you. Grant me salvation and send your peace and blessings on your Messenger Muhammad(saw). Ameen.'
Then she stood up, knowing that she was truly prepared to face the world.

[Mawaddah]

^ goodness sis, that's just like a whole new chapter into the story, we were only supposed to continue it a little bit...... (I think )

So neways :

After she made her firm resolution, she packed her belongings and went her way, but when evening came........

[Ayesha Rana]

^ goodness sis, that's just like a whole new chapter into the story, we were only supposed to continue it a little bit...... (I think )

(I had boredomitis and I kinda got carried away)
...when evening came she saw the Dark shadow of the Dark Lord and thought, "Now my chance has come to...

[chacha_jalebi]

sing anova nasheed ....

so away she sang his name is muhammad (saw) .....

den she heard d gun trigger load up & make dat cachick noise:p lol u no wot i mean .......

[Ayesha Rana]

she shut her gob and began to think seriosly, "Only Du'a can succed where human strength fails so...

[chacha_jalebi]

she start prayin ....... Rabbi Fir Li, Rabbi Fir Li

den ......

btw lol hav we jus killed d story :giggling:

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Is this story still going?! Wow.

[Ayesha Rana]

She stood before the Dark Lord and as he charged at her a bright light came between them. It was her Iman and the Dark Lord was powerless to pass...

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

"Alas!... i want to become a Muslim now!!!" he smiled.

[chacha_jalebi]

then they all lived happpily eva after!!

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

and before that Salihah got married to the dark lord... and they all lived happily ever after.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
Oh my god me forgot about this story thingy oops, woow gone very cool:)
and the END :p

[Muhammad]

The Battle of Good vs Evil

Part 1: The Baboon in the Mirror

Sally had lived like that for the past eighteen years. The same routine day in and day out. She wished for somthing to happen to her, to make her life interesting but to no avail.

Unlike her friends, Sally had no male friends. Infact, Sally only had a handful of friends. The people were not to be blamed, because you see, Sally was an orphan. Having lost her dear mother at a tender age, she was not very friendly.

***
To get away from her usual routine, Sally once decided to clean the basement. She climbed down the stairs and saw that the water mains were leaking, so she went down to try and fix them not realizing that the electricity mains were submerged under the water.

As she stepped into the water, it was the last step she ever took in this world, for the water hid a portal. Sally was zapped through zero-space. She was on enemy territory and the aliens were fast approaching.she reached into her pickets and took out the super duper alien zapper.
she aimed and fired only to discover its batteries were dead!

just at that very exact moment A FISH POPPED OUT OF THE GUN! And it decided to TURN AGAINST SALLY! Poor sally perspired like crazy, but how lucky was she that her perspiration created such a stench it scared the fish away.

As sally crept forth into this unknown dimension, she noticed something... something was watching her she quickly got up and then rushed down then 9:am she heard a squeeky noise and remembered that she was insane and lived in an insane asylum..at this point all the illusions dissapeared and the white dismal asylum padded room came into focus.

As she sat down she heard a noise, "Good day to you, Sally," someone said. Sally turned back and saw that it was herself. Her future self!.then she leaned forward and thought for a minute she is talking to her self as she gasped and looked at her hand and there red blood all over.her hand was bleeding she thought but no, her self she thought she imagined had somehow entered her. Sally was now now suspisious how it happened then she looked into a mirrior and she saw a person glimpsed at her and then vanished like with a click of a finger...

Sally knew she was not alone. Sally knew she was from thenforth under guidance from her future self.

"There is one thing to do," Sally thought. And that was to go and reflect her self upon what had happened.
then as she approached near to the mirrior she head a man speaking out loudly saying " Look in the mirror with good intentions, for that will determine your future."
Unfortunately, Sally was so annoyed that with anger she looked into the mirror. What she saw was beyond human comprehension. She saw she saw a big man which look like a hairy baboon
each moment she went closser and touched the mirrior the hairy baboon went away so quickly and then she noticed that she too was moving. Moving into the mirror!

As she moved into the mirror it shattered and the glass shards went into her eyes permanently blinding her (and this was not a drem either)

thus she was hospatilized, where she met Dr Zabagugu who gave her cyborg vision with x-ray vision and laser eyes.

Then she was a can see evrything and she saw the big baboon filled with poisonous substances heading towards the south where the president lived. Then she realised she must go immedietly to PRESIDENT BUSH in America using her Laser vision, Sally caught Alpha particles in the air and floated with them all the way to the white house. She then realised she had left her keychain behind. Unknown to her, this keychain had mystical powers.

After getting the keychain back, she went to rescue Mr President. Fortunately for her, someone else had already done it by the. Nonethless, during her flight to the white house, she met someone. A handsome, charming man that NEVER called her a lier and also who NEVER though he was a know it all.

So she talked to the man.
The man like Sally very much. It was love at first sight for both the shy Sally and the charming man but suddenly the man had a coughing fit and when he spoke again Sally gasped. She'd heard that voice before. To her horror she realised it was Monica lewinsky's voice ... Sally reached forward to pull his wig off but... it didnt budge! Sally tried harder, pulling and tugging but still it was no use apart from a fist full of hair all the rest was still intact. looking puzzled, sally came to the conclusion that it must be hair implants...just then she realised she was having illusions again. She tried to forget the Lewinsky illusion and concentrated on the man speaking. Suddenly she realized the man was speaking things about her she had never told anyone before.

"How did he know" she wondered.

Again as if reading her thoughts, Charming said," Dont worry. You have had a heck of a day. Many illusions and visions. Many unfortunate events. All of them were necessary to inform you. To warn you Sally! The Evil Lord is after you..."
oh my gosh....'The Evil Lord is after you......The eveil lord is after youu.....' the words of the so seeming charming man echoed thru her head.....sally gasped as she recalled her mum talking to her about the evil in the world....and the word qareen came to mind.....what did this word mean?

she tried to recall. Qareen, qareen, qareen. She remebered nothing! Absolutely nothing.

Charming was still with her. He told her how her mother had been killed by the evil lord. He explained to her how she was destined to destroy the evil lord or else the evil lord would destroy her...

Part 2: Dr. Zabagugu and the Portable Loo

n den sally woke up from her terrible dream

n went 2 skool & got shot

the shot echoed through her ears. As she concentrated and focused, she realised she had recived another vision. There was to be a murder at the school, and she was supposed to save the innocent...

sally felt her body go numb as she thought about what charming had just sed to her....trying to make sense of i all, she asked but why me? ...why am i the chosen one?

charming made sally feel at ease with his reassurance and comforting words....but for some reason sally felt there was something eerie about chrming......something familiar about him. Sally and charming made plans on how to destroy the evil lord. Suddenly den she woke up agen n realised she fell asleep, den she went outside & was transported by her dog called roger 2 anova mysterious land - no now, she really woke up and realised waking up b4 was a dream, so she got ready and trodded along 2 mrs smith's special fish sauce shop...(say it fast) where she realised she was hungry but through her x-ray vision saw that the food was poisoned with laughing gas.

Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed someone approaching her. To her horror, it was the Big Baboon from the mirror, so in a split-second she grabbed the special fish sauce and hurled it over him, whereupon a most remarkable reaction took place involving Baboon Transformation, and Sally found herself looking at...everyone's chips froze midway to their mouths. The baboon grew and grew until his head went through the roof and King Kong was born. Sally saw the King Kong's gigantic hand coming towards her and she began running for her life. She jumped out of the top floor of a very unhappy Mrs. Smith's ten-storey building, and fell straight through the straw roof of Mr. Charming's house, who was slightly upset about being disturbed in the middle of his favourite drama - just when he was about to find out what he'd been waiting 100 episodes for. Nevertheless, he helped Sally out of the squashed laundry basket and asked her why she came in through the roof rather than the front door...

she den replied ive been shot

mr charmin smiled @ her & shot her agen

den she ran away frm mr charmin, mr charmin went bk 2 watch his drama n found d tv missin .....

But after a sharp slap, Sally was woken to her senses and she cried out, "It's the BABOON!", and without further ado, the two of them ran out of the house, stopping only to allow Mr. Charming to take his cup of tea with him. By now, the Baboon had reached out again but thanks to the amazing powers of Mr. Charming's tea, they managed to escape to one of his private resorts. "Sally, there is one person who can help you to fight the dark lord, and that's Dr. Zabagugu. You must go to him now..."

"And how am I supposed to do that?" asked Sally sarcastically.

"Have you heard of a Tardis?" asked Mr Charming.

"Oh yes! Sally exclaimed. "As in Dr Who you mean!?"

"Well yes, but this time-travel machine is called a reTardis."

"ReTardis?" snorted Sally.

"That's correct Miss. Now no more questions. We have work to do." And with that Mr Charming began punching in a few digits on his GPS wristwatch. Suddenly there was a bright flash and Sally found herself standing infront of what looked like a hi-tec portable-loo. The doors flew open and....

...and Mr. Charming pushed Sally into it.

"But what about you?" She asked.

"I have an important task... Sally you must go!"

And with that, Sally was transported in a flash into the humble dwelling of Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

"Ah Sally, I have been waiting for you..."

And after explaining some boring details, he went on to say, "In order to defeat the Dark lord, you must fight darkness with light. This light is the truth, and it is with which you must fight the falsehood that is the darkness. Sally, this truth is Islam!"

"Who is Islam?" sally enquires.

Dr Z fumbles with his eye-glass and shoots Sally an amazed look.

"You live in darkness my child. Islam is the universal Truth. Once it has been revealed to you. You will not be able to deny it!"

"Who will reveal it too me Dr Zabgugu?" Sally asks.

Dr Zabgugu begins to explain.....

Once Dr. Zabagugu explained what Islam is, Sally couldn't wait to become a Muslim.

"Now let's see, hmmm, you need to change your name to... how about Salihah?"

"Umm.. ok that sounds quite nice!" Said Sally excitedly.

"Right then Salihah, now you must remember this: The Dark lord has many evil aides, and he will try to hinder your path by sending them to you. They are known as Qareens..."

"Ah! That's it! I knew there was something about that word!" Salihah exclaimed.

"Yes, yes - and to fight them, you need to be strong. Throw away that silly keychain, it has no value. We do not use weapons from the dark side. The strongest weapon you have, Salihah, is to use the Qur'an."

Suddenly, there was a loud banging coming from somewhere downstairs.

"They're here, Salihah! Go now, GO! Use this Mr. Charming's toilet-thing to get out of here. Study the Qur'an. Only then can you fight the evil!"

"But why me? Come with me!" Salihah cried.

"I'm sorry. But we have to give you time to study. On our own, we are not strong enough. A young mind like yours will work wonders, now GO!"

And with that, he pushed Salihah back into the uncomfortable teleport in which she began to cry, knowing that she would never meet Mr. Charming or Dr. Zabagugu ever again.

As Saliha zapped to an unknown destination, she tried to remember all the things that had happened to her. During her recapitulations, a thought suddenly struck her. It was her ninteenth birthday!

Saliha was awestruck. Was it just a coincidence or was there somthinh evil about nineteen?

Part 3: The Dog Fight

Salihah contemplated that superstitions probably had no basis in Islam. But then at that thought, Salihah had arrived at her destination. What she saw would mentally scar her for the rest of her life...

The land was barren, lifeless and had a stench of death. Sahila sttod up from the toilet teleport and looked around. Was this the battleground of the evil lord?

The stench of death clung to her nostrils, it was enough to make her regurgitate... and it did. Salihah bent over, the vomit streaming from her mouth, when she felt a searing pain in her spine. She used all her might to turn to see what was causing that pain. Behind her stood none other than charming! She pressed her palm against her spine and felt a warm liquid oozing out. It was blood, she realised.

"Mwahahaha! I am the dark lord! NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME OR FACE DESTRUCTION!" he cackled.

Saliha though to herself,"What is better bowing and hence saving life or not bowing as per the command of God" Finally after what seemd like hours to her, she bowed.

Charming cackled with decisive laughter. "Finally, all the heirs of the Marisillian family will be dead!"

"What do you mean" Saliha inquired. "I killed your mother Sally, but unfortunatley you escaped. Now today I will fulfill my wish. I will destroy you!"

"Why," Saliha asked.

"You will soon find out" Evil muttered and raised his hands to the starless skies...

Salihah cried and made sincere du'a to Allah so that she may be saved.
Suddenly a truck ran everybody over.

Saliha groaned, tearing herself from under the wreckage.

'Watch where you're going!' a gruff voice shouted from the cab. 'These things don't deliver themselves! Jeesh!'

Salihah used this to her advantage in order to escape.

"Release the hounds!" charming screeched.

A pack of ravenous dogs pursued her, when suddenly she spotted a machine gun.

Salihah picked up the machine gun and gazed in horror as a flag emblazoned with the word 'BANG' popped from the barrel.

'Er...'

Salihah hurled the gun at the dogs that were now lunging into the air, and strangely it EXPLODED. Chunks of dog meat flew everywhere, clouding her cyborg vision.

Salihah desperately tried to remember what Dr. Zabagugu had said about the Qur'an and how to fight the dark lord... and she couldn't but question why Charming had sent her to Dr. Zabagugu in the first place. What was going on?

Saliha was horrified. Was she going to die. She prayed again. "O Allah help me!" Suddenly, she saw birds coming from the dark sky. The birds started dropping things on Charming and the truck thug. As the villains' vision was obscured, the nirds came towards Saliha.

"What are you" Saliha coulnt help asking.

"Ababeel" they chorused in response.

"Aba..." Saliha cried as the birds carried her away. Saliha was relieved, but not for long.

The villains' had eaten the stones off their faces and were now shooting at the ababeel. Unfortunately for Saliha, the ababeel had no stones left.

In a fit of insane rage she hurled herself at charming.
"Why? WHYYYY?" she screamed.

Meanwhile, a piece of exploded dog meat wriggled on the floor.

Shook.

Sizzled.

Changed.

Nobody heard its two legs stretching from its scorched brown embryonic stump-body. Nobody saw its teeth tearing through a globule of flesh that should have been its head. Nobody felt its tiny pitter-patter charge as it flung itself towards Saliha.

Salihah decided to pray Surah Feel to help make her feel better. It was a good thing she snatched a Qur'an from Dr. Zabagugu's private residence on her way out!

Salihah decided to fight fire with fire. She put the dog into a double flip reverse lock and held him to the ground. She then began the gruesome process of devouring the dog. It was gross, but the threat was now gone.

she makes du'ah and the fleshy dog-meat monster turms into hot dogs. she's really hungry and picks one up, about to devour it when she realises it is haram.

She thrw the hot dog away and looked around her. the ababeel had gone, Charming had gone and worse of all, the toilet seat had disappeared.

Using her X-Ray vision, Saliha srrveyed the sky. What she saw was astonishing. She had just discovered another galaxy. Another galaxy with life. With intelligence!

Saliha, using her laser vision, clung to the alpha particles in the air and travelled. All the way to the new galaxy.

PART 4: The Clones of the Other Galaxy

Salihah felt the air brush against her hijab. This felt amazing! However, she started to suffocate as she entered space.

"I can't breathe!" she choked.

The new galaxy was amazing! saliha loved it-she wanted to stay forever..
until she saw what the 'intelligent' life was.

It was the amazing life forms suffocating her

'uh-oh' she muttered-this isn't good. with all her strength she pulled away from the wierd creatures and flew back home (whatta waste of ajourney..)

But she was going too slow.
What looked like wierd gooey blobs were now advancing on her. "join our world of blobs and we shall blobbify you."

Salihah clawed at their wind pipes in a desperate attempt to suck the air from them but they didn't like that and they bonked her routinely on the nogin(head).
However to her advantage, this gave her a bit of speed as she was bonked right back to earth. Suddenly she realized. Kill them! She thought.

So with her laser vision she killed all the blobs and captured thier oxygen. Then travelled back to the new galazxy. The intelligent life were fortunately for charming, all clones of charming. It seemed, Charming was an egoistic man.

In the new galaxy charming no.fivehundred and sixty eight was waiting with a sack. The force of her speed caused her to bounce straight back out into the big wide ocean.
"Mumseeee doodles...!" she squealed in an attempt to get divine help.

FREAKS! she screamed. She was on a one woman mission to kill all things charming.

"now i know who u really are charming!" screamed saliha.
"you are the evil shaytan and his evil workers!"

"Took you long enough!" He shrieked and raised a bloody hand bearing the kitchen knife she had last seen her mother holding before her death

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She screamed, and just before she fainted she noticed a bright green light...

The impact of the light was too much for her and as well as fainting she collapsed in a nervous crash-down! Causing an earthquake that devoured all the ugly charmings.

ALLAHU AKBAR, VICTORY FOR THE MU'MINEEN! She chanted.

Salihah then realised that the charmings were only a decoy. Ther was someone more sinister behind this.

then came the machines.......

Destroy! Destroy! they chanted, in a mechanical frenzy.

then came the A-team.........

But to their utter dismay, mountains shooted up out of nowhere. Fortunately for Sahila, after seeing so many illusions, she had the power to create them. The mountain illusion scared off the robots. Or so Sahila thought but the robots too had illusion(ing?) power. Thier illusions showed the mountains crumbling...

Sahila was frightened. Then she saw something that made her heart leap. Out of the corner of her eyes she saw her sister and yelled but then Suddenly the ground starting to move as her fearness was going through her veins, and she could feel here fearness. as she walked futher to her sister there for a minute she thought she was going to die, here heart was beating very fast.

Suddenly out of no where a man appeared and said....I am your father

she yelled...nooooooooooo

he looked at her sadly and says "i have unfinished business with you young lady" and takes out his gun and shoots her but missed it. He said "you unthankful child ill teach you a lesson"

Took out a sword and chopped off her head. The head rests on the floor for a second, then looks up at the father and says,

''what hav i done''?! then suddenly shouts "grrr...i vill be back!!"

Then he rushed towards the other side of north. Unknown to father, Sahila had created another illusion. She had defaeted her so called father for now.

As the murderer was so terrified cause what he has done and he realise he should have not done it, so later that night he couldn't go asleep nor he wanted to eat but he kept this to his self cause he didn't want to be sent down either! he regrets what he has done was not right at all! but there for a minute he realised he has left his finger prints on the sword and it is still there and the gyal is still there! He didn't know what to do he had a big mission......or so he thought. Fortunately for him he hadnt left any marks for he hadnt committed the murder. He had just killed an illusion.

On the other hand, Saliha decided to read the Quraan. She started reading the translation of Sura Yasin verse number 80.

"Wow", she thought, "this book is scientific.
"How did the book show so many years ago that photosynthesis produced oxygen?"

As she was thinking about all this, she saw the zyborgs, an alien race of cannibals approaching.

Part 5: The Camel Fight

As she knew the book was from god and the one she realised if i can pray and if i can ask for forgivess maybe god can make my life easier for me...
so she started to read the koran and ask for forgiveness she said,
''please god can you help me and make my life easier and what i have done which is not right please please forgive me''.

Then something was happenening to her and then she was looking at the sky and looking at the sun which god has created she raised her hands towards the sun, suddenly she was sat into a desert where there was a lake nearby and a camel.

Then came the A-team.

The A team offered Saliha protection and wealth only if she would revert to her old religion.

Saliha was caught between heaven on earth and that of the haeven.

"What should I do" she wondered

Then the camel spoke to the gyal and said, ''how are you?'' and the gyal was shocked.

in addition 2 that the renouned camel 'out of the blue' says "i pitty the fool!" could this be...Mr T (BA Baracus) in disguise?
then replys ''go brush your teeth your breath smells''!!

The camel takes out a gun and shoots the girl because he didn't like the remark about his bad breath.



the camel throws some miswak at the girl and says " dont you know what my ancestors have done for you mankind!!" we carried heavy loads during difficult times...and this is how you repay us?? by insulting our breath?? HOW VERY DARE YOU???"

the camels says ''god has created everything and he has blessed us with everything, so use it don't go with yellow teeth cause people are going to laugh at you and also you don't look smart!''

the girl after being shot and hit with a miswak stick....got up after him....with gore dripping down her head and she does a zombie dance towards him saying "im sowie really sowie" her eyes are gouging out of her head and her nose is where her left ear is meant to be....her left ear has disappeared...where has it gone? *all eyes towards camel*...hmm whats that that camel is chewing?? its her ear yuck yuck!!

next minutes she see's her her other ear gone and then smells something ''ew she goes'' the camels was eating and taken it out!! she looked at him and give him a kick then the camel give her a punch then she goes to the camel ''you got a boggy on our nose'' so the camel goe you smell go brush your teeth first'' the for the real...

camel is most offended and gets his front hoof and does a flykicking towards Girl...she falls back landing on some camel splat....*flies are everywhere* girl feels weak...she picks up the miswak stick that camel threw at her previosuly and aha!! gets camel in a headlock and gives him a good brush of the teeth...muhahaha...minty fresh and all!!

then for the real he gets the miswak and cleans it for her and suddenly the sun came out but went down

the girl had heard enough insults from the camel so she took matters into her own hands pulling a gun out of her jacket pocket she fires 7 bullets (going into bullet time motion ) the camel leans backwards dodging every single bullet.

but then she realised the camel is not dead and the camels gets up and stranggles her and gives her a black eye! she goes into a corner and brushes her teeth. the camel said, ''hahah, brush harder i can see yellow''.....

so now that camel is tied up and dealt with girl brushes off the dust...gets her backpack and starts her journey onwards...she falls over onto some rocks...

clumsy indeed so she gets up as she does her glance falls to where camel was lying on the floor...she feels bad...especially as he was tied up with her scrunchie...a tight fit indeed around his hooves...aww

but wait camel isnt there anymore....she turns 360 degrees where has camel gone? they were in the middle of nowhere...where is he? she can feel a heavy breathing behind her...geranimooooo!!

camel jumps on her back...bearing in mind his hooves are still tied up with girl's pink scrunchie, with purple flowers on it of course....

''come with me'', said the gyal. they both went into the forest hitting eachother and the camel said, ''i can smeel something and see yellow and the sun going down''

the forest of course had appeared out of nowhere

finally girl and camel decided to make peace...and they set up a camp fire...

night had already hit so came the noises.....the strange noises.....what were they? who were they?

the baboon from the mirror had followed her trace he had an amry of his native baboons with him......

she falls over again...and bangs her head....ouch....ooops she awakes feeling slightly naseuous and dizzy....stars are flying all around her (you know you have all had that feeling where you have seen stars and actually thought you were in a tom and jerry episode.....ok maybe thats just me)...well she can hear a noise its something like this "aa--wwooo---woooo" in slow motion and with a most extreme deep tone....its darth vader lil bro 'the dark lord'....shes on the floor, vulnerable after his last attack...what can she do?

when the camel and the gyal went of to talk in peac and apologised to one another. the gyal said, ''on the day of judgement god is going to ask us why we were fighting etc, we have to be mature and fear our lord cause when we satnd towards our lord we are going to be afraid'',

so the gyal and the camel hugged on another and then stood towards the moon and said, ''god please forgive us for what we have done and lead us to the right path and we will never do this again'', so they both were asking for forgiveness. then later that Day they remembered it was time to pray so they knelt down. Unfortunatleu Saliha did not know how to recite prayers the islamic way. So she just bowed her head and begged Allah to help her.

Part 6: Elvis and Tarzan

As she was satding up she saw a faint glow coming from the other end of the forest. Saliha decided to investigate. She moved towards the lighted area and saw elvis written on the girl's shirt.

"Who are you?" asked the girl, frightened.

"I am Sally, I mean Saliha"

"I have been told about you. Come forward"

and tell us how to pray please, i am very keen on how to pray but unfortunetly i am a bit stuck cause i forgot so please help me. so Elvis tells Saliha she needs the right intention and also when you have forgotten how to pray that shows how much you fear your lord.!

Saliha replied and said, ''well you see i do fear my lord but at times am too busy to pray and i forget'' when Elvis heard this he was shocked he said, ''what kind of muslim are you who will forget to pray?''

Saliha looked at Elvis with the gory looks and there for second she thought Elvis is right and what am doing is wrong cause Satan is telling me all this and i should look at the bright side.

Suddenly after Elvis told her all this and ho to pray she rememberd the time when her little brother was praying in the cold rainy day...

"...so Elvis you said you had been told about me?"

"Yes. I am supposed to teach you to battle."

"Battle?"

"Yes to defeat your enemy"

Just as Elvis said this, an evil laughter was heard from above. So Elvis was shocked and turned around and looked at Saliha who stepped on his blue suede shoes and glimpsed at her. Elvis told her to get off but she refused to listen to him Suddenly it was time as Lord Evil climed out of his Helicopter and flinged his self to the other side. Elvis and Sahila braced themselves for the attack and just holded there breath and ...

"move out" someone shouted.

Saliha and Elvis turned around to see a man with muscles bulging out of his shirt come swinging like Tarzan.
so the both tempted to get out but there for a minute they thought it's time to pray so they stopped where ever they were and just perfomed their prayer. As they were praying Tarzan and Lord Evil were looking at each other with loathsome eyes. They seemed to know each other.

Lord Evil and Tarzan spat on their hands then put them behind thier backs abd farted on them. Then they put thier hands together to get lightsabers.

Lord Evil unsheathed his saber. Tarzan then just spilled the beans and open his legs wide and fell striaght head first onto the floor. only to then find standing on top of him was the dreaded bob marley.

Then Suddenly they heard a noise, as Sahila learned forwad to the wall, the ground started to vibrate as her heart was beating very fast, her blood pressure rised, as she could feel her fearness travelling through her veins. Then she remeber she never wore the scarf which could help her to avoid this fights with the opposite gender. So she was so stressed and finding out she NEVER wore a scarf she was just too scared. She hought to beat her fear going to the shopping a scarf for her so they both companined there selfs and with the heart opened they discovered to NOT fight but please their selv's by revenge so the camel efused to go cause he was dying for thirst and hunger..nearby was a lake where Sahila rushed and took her sock off cause seh didn't have anywhere to put the water for the camel so she filled it up to the nearest point and rushed quickly back to the camel there was another camel, very big and fat proved to Sahila he has a owner which walks a lot in desert. Giving to her camel the water from the sock Sahila tried to spot the owner and distuguished he was out of order looking with shocked she said,

''you are my dad''

the owner replied, "oh my sweety pie where have you been? i was looking all over North then South for you''

Part 7: The Final Battle

Sahila looked withy glimpsed and realised her dad actually took the camel for a walk and running up behind the camel was Bob Marley singing a nasheed called Mountains of Makkah....whilst eating a mouthful of dates that had fallen from the sky. So with all the glory looks on her face she just praised god and theres so many people on the world and she didn't know which way to turn.

She glanced around her briefly. "Allah has given me so much," she sighed dreamily but her pleasure turned to anger when she caught sight of her father pampering the fat camel to it's hearts delight and feasting withit from a dish of dates.

"How dare you show your face like this!" she screamed, jealousy burning her insides. "Mum died in a state of Jahiliyah, Iv'e been zapped accross the Universe on a telaporting loo and yet you stand there, pompous and selfish not caring that your only living daughter was almost devoured, like a zillion times! You should be ashamed of yourself!" She took several deep shaky breaths and the tears flowed down her eyes when she saw her father-that selfish being-nervously tried to slide his Qur'an from the fat camels back into his pocket unnoticed. "I'm not blind!" she cried unable to prevent her voice from dangerously rising to it's peak, "so you were aware of the light of Islam all along! You knew the truth yet you deserted us!...deserted me! How could you live in peace and security knowing that your wife and daughter needed you? Then more than ever!"

She felt queezy just looking at him and a wave of nausia passed over her, knocking her helplessly to the ground. She turned her gaze to the heavens. The sun was setting and it cast a dusky flush over the desert. She allowed it's beauty to sink into her soul, enlightening her and causing her to realize that she didn't need this man. What was he compared to Allah? Nothing. She thought about everything that had happened and understand for the first time that she would not give anything to continue living the life she had once led. She stood up, not seeing the human who had ruined her life and tore a strip of cloth from her apron using it to cover her head. She then prostrated before her Lord, The One God and prayed as she had never prayed before.

'Oh Allah! have mercy on me. Forgive me my sins and those of my fathers. Guide me onto the straight path. There is no power or might except with you. Grant me salvation and send your peace and blessings on your Messenger Muhammad(saw). Ameen.'

Then she stood up, knowing that she was truly prepared to face the world.

After she made her firm resolution, she packed her belongings and went her way, but when evening came she saw the Dark shadow of the Dark Lord and thought, "Now my chance has come to sing anova nasheed ....

so away she sang his name is muhammad (saw) .....

den she heard d gun trigger load up & make dat cachick noise. She shut her gob and began to think seriosly, "Only Du'a can succed where human strength fails so she start prayin ....... Rabbi Fir Li, Rabbi Fir Li

Then she stood before the Dark Lord and as he charged at her a bright light came between them. It was her Iman and the Dark Lord was powerless to pass...

"Alas!... i want to become a Muslim now!!!" he smiled.

Salihah got married to the dark lord... and they all lived happily ever after.

***THE END***

[Kittygyal]

salam.
LOLz good story overall ;)
w.salam

[Tania]

Its time for another story:)

[Ayesha Rana]

That was sooo funny. It was the best thing ever!

[Muslim Soldier]

wow Muhammad you made it .... beyond words.

[Kittygyal]

salam.
is there going to be another story to continue with?
w.salam

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Lol coolness. I'm so gonna copy and paste that onto my PC:p.
@w:

[Ayesha Rana]

Can't we begin another one? I love story writing