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Helena
02-02-2006, 09:24 AM
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A Mufti sat next to a Reverend on a flight.

The Rev asked the Mufti: What is your occupation?

Mufti: I'm into big business

Rev: But what business exactly?

Mufti: I deal with God

Rev: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with you Muslims: you oppress your women.

Mufti: How do we oppress women?

Rev: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in the homes.

Mufti: Ah. I have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY.

Rev: What? How can one oppress money?

Mufti: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing?

Rev: It will get stolen, obviously.

Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity.

Rev: -silence

so what do u guys think??? Thought i'll share it with everybody out there!!

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sonz
02-02-2006, 09:31 AM
wow nice story

masalama
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Muezzin
02-02-2006, 09:52 AM
That's cool. I'll use that next time someone tries to play the 'Opression' card.
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sapphire
02-02-2006, 09:54 AM
subhanallah tht is soooooo true.....thts one of my favourite topics tht i like to mention to people....jazakallah for that...
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mizan_aliashraf
02-02-2006, 10:57 AM
Salam
Good Article, Masha'Allah
Wassalam
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Rabi'ya
02-02-2006, 11:03 AM
mashAllah an excellent story!!

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
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aljawaad
02-02-2006, 11:14 AM
;D
Wow that good. Its as though the reverend has been slapped hard in his face.
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MusLiM 4 LiFe
05-25-2006, 05:21 PM
Bismillah ir rehman ir raheem


A Debate

Mufti sat next to a Reverend on a flight. The Rev asked the Mufti, What is
your occupation?
Mufti: I'm into big business

Rev: But what business exactly?
Mufti: I deal with God

Rev: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with
you Muslims: you oppress your women.

Mufti: How do we oppress women?

Rev: You make your women cover up completely and you keep them in the
homes.

Mufti: Ah. I have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY.

Rev: What? How can one oppress money?

Mufti: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes.
You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a
beautiful thing?

Rev: It will get stolen, obviously.

Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We value
the true worth of women far, far more. Therefore, these precious
jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and
dignity....


*i got this in a forward mail :)*
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Kittygyal
05-25-2006, 05:24 PM
salam.
wow ta for the post sis :)
w.salam
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Skillganon
05-25-2006, 06:17 PM
Yeah, don't want my sis to get stolen.
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Joe98
05-26-2006, 06:02 AM
Tell us how many women participate in the national chess championships in Iran and Saudi Arabia.

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Barzakh
05-26-2006, 06:20 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by Joe98
Tell us how many women participate in the national chess championships in Iran and Saudi Arabia.

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100s probably if they have a chess championship.
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MusLiM 4 LiFe
05-31-2006, 04:24 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Joe98
Tell us how many women participate in the national chess championships in Iran and Saudi Arabia.

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wts dt gota do wid nefin :rollseyes
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Angel
06-01-2006, 05:07 PM
by da way good post sis:)
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MusLiM 4 LiFe
06-01-2006, 05:15 PM
aww thank u :)
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islamrules
06-01-2006, 07:15 PM
cool post,:)

totally loved it
good inspiration for sisters :sister:
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Protected_Diamond
06-02-2006, 12:57 AM
:sl:

well said!

:w:
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Joe98
06-02-2006, 02:29 AM
format_quote Originally Posted by MusLiM 4 LiFe
wts dt gota do wid nefin :rollseyes
The post is about how Islam "protects" women.

In my country Muslim women refuse to mix socially with other people.

Chess is an activity where women can dress in the Muslim way without affecting their ability to play the game. And therefoe it is a suitable game for Muslim women.

They don't participate in chess here because they have to be "protected" by Muslim men.

As a result they do not mix with the rest of society.

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Angel
06-02-2006, 04:36 PM
realy:? didnt kno dat
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Muslim Soldier
06-02-2006, 04:42 PM
Wonderful post

format_quote Originally Posted by Joe98

They don't participate in chess here because they have to be "protected" by Muslim men.

As a result they do not mix with the rest of society.

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BTW Islam considers chess to be haraam!(prohibited)+o(
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Umar001
06-02-2006, 04:42 PM
I just dont get this explanation.

So muslim aparenetly cover the sisters because they dont want them to get stolen, but if u have a close muslim friend, you think he's gonna steal it?

Or what about women being worried other women may steal they husband do they gotta cover too?

Hmm, I think it was Ahmed who had a good video talking about answering and talking about questions like these.
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MusLiM 4 LiFe
06-02-2006, 05:21 PM
is chess haram *shokd face* :? :|
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Umar001
06-02-2006, 05:30 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by MusLiM 4 LiFe
is chess haram *shokd face* :? :|

http://www.islamicboard.com/halal-fu...ss-lovers.html

A recent thread on chess peep the replies
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MusLiM 4 LiFe
06-02-2006, 05:55 PM
ohh.. tnx bro
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glo
06-02-2006, 08:08 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim Soldier
Wonderful post



BTW Islam considers chess to be haraam!(prohibited)+o(
You learn something new every day!
Whoever plays blackgammon or chess is as though has immersed his hands into the blood of pig.
:rollseyes

Peace.
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