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Abdul-Raouf
07-17-2006, 12:26 PM
3 questions abt God..
There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long
time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar
or
any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.


Finally, his parents were able to find a scholar.
Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of God willing, I will be able to answer your
questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able
to
answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of God .


Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is fate?
3. If Devil was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown
to
hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at
all,
since Devil and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of
it
this far?


Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?

Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.

Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?

Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?

Young Man: Yes.
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!


Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence
without
being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will
be
slapped by me?


Young Man: No.

Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?


Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is fate my second answer........ My hand that I used to
slap
you, what is it created from?


Young Man: It is created from flesh.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Flesh.


Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?


Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Thats it. this is my third answer, Even though Devil and also
the
hell were created from the fire, if God wants,God willing , the hell
will
become a very painful place for devil.
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07-17-2006, 12:27 PM
Oh man i luv dis post it propa hevi!
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Umar001
07-17-2006, 12:28 PM
This is been posted like twice i think before.

Although I dont think a scholar would slap someone in the face I mean aint that Haram?
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07-17-2006, 12:29 PM
Stil a gud read tho nevertheless
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Umar001
07-17-2006, 12:30 PM
Lol your words not mine :p
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07-17-2006, 12:32 PM
Come on....u know its a gud read..!
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Umar001
07-17-2006, 12:33 PM
Look sis, this jus makes me wanna go out and try it on someone, SLAP THEM SILLY! doesnt help.
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07-17-2006, 12:34 PM
@ least he clarified the answer to the 3 questions with one slap!!!
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Sis786
07-17-2006, 12:36 PM
Wow man u get a slap and then you realise you stupid ...feel for the boy!
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jzcasejz
07-17-2006, 12:38 PM
:sl:

lol...the Scholar slapped him...but apart from the slaps...this was a very good post...JazakAllah for this one bro!
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07-17-2006, 12:40 PM
edit
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jzcasejz
07-17-2006, 12:41 PM
:sl:

NONONONO the BOY slapped he scholar! Read it properly ppl!!!!!!
4 REAL?! I thought the Scholar slapped the Young Man?

Read it...it says the Scholar slapped the Young Man
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Sis786
07-17-2006, 12:41 PM
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young
Man(feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?


Read again
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Helena
07-17-2006, 12:42 PM
woah..mashalah great post...enjoyed reading it!!!!

something we can all learn from, certainly a valuable lesson to keep in mind...

shukran!!:)
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07-17-2006, 12:48 PM
I iz edited it ppl! - Am half asleep man!
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IbnAbdulHakim
07-17-2006, 12:58 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by IsaAbdullah
This is been posted like twice i think before.

Although I dont think a scholar would slap someone in the face I mean aint that Haram?
i would kick someone if it was to teach a lesson as valuable as this, heck i'd even throw something at them. and u gotta admit, you would appreciate the lesson :)
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Kittygyal
08-22-2006, 06:16 PM
salamThree Questions

There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time.
When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 questions.
Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar.

Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?
Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and insha-Allah
(God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.
Young man : Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.
Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah SubHana Wa Ta`ala.
Young Man: I have 3 questions:
1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
2. What is takdir (fate)?
3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?
Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard.

Young Man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me?
Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.
Young Man: I really don't understand.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?
Young Man: Yes
Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!
Young Man: I cannot.
Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape.
Scholar: Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?
Young Man: No.
Scholar: That is takdir (fate).
Scholar: My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?
Young Man: It is created from skin.
Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?
Young Man: Skin.
Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?
Young Man: In pain.
Scholar: Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan (Devil).
w.salam
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Siti Hanisah
11-09-2006, 09:22 AM
:sl:

After years of study abroad a young man returned with three questions which could not be answered by any person he had met. In order to help him solve this problem his parents found a local scholar to answer these questions. The dialogue was as follows:


Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions?

Scholar: I am one of Allah's (SWT) slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions.

Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions.

Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala ).

Young Man: I have three questions:
- Does God exist? If so, show me His shape.
- What is taqdir (fate)?
- If Shaitan (Satan) was created from the fire, why at the end (i.e.after judgement day) will he be thrown into hell that was also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Satan) and the hell both were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far?

Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face hard.

Young Man [feeling pain]: Why do you get angry at me?

Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions.

Young Man: I really don't understand.

Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?

Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain.
Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists?

Young Man: Yes.

Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain!

Young Man: I cannot.

Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape.

Scholar: Last night, did you dream that you would be slapped by me?

Young Man: No.

Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me, today?

Young Man: No.

Scholar: That is takdir (fate).
Scholar: My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from?

Young Man: It is created from skin.

Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from?

Young Man: Skin.

Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you?

Young Man: In pain.

Scholar: Even though Shaitan (Satan) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan (Devil).

:w:
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Umar001
11-09-2006, 09:38 AM
Long quote removed

This is a great story, except i will say one thing, please plaese do not say a scholar slapped another man in the face, because I thought hitting in the face is haram?

And everyone, well alot of people i know who tell this joke, or wise saying, end up slapping others in the face, I was a victim :offended:

Lol :p;D
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Firdaus
11-09-2006, 09:51 AM
:salamext:

Alhamdullillah, it was an amazing and interesting story.
Thanks a lot sis Hanisah for having shared this with us.
Jazakillah Khayr.

:wasalamex
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Salmaan
11-09-2006, 12:49 PM
:sl:

I have come across that story and read it often :).....and that slap answers all the questions so well ;D masha'Allah !
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snowdropjasmine
11-09-2006, 04:05 PM
i like it;D thank you;D
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Siti Hanisah
11-09-2006, 11:05 PM
Jazak Allahu Khair for being here
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BlissfullyJaded
11-10-2006, 11:21 AM
:sl:

*3 Threads Merged*

Please try doing a search before posting. Shukran.

Jazakallah khair for the story. :)
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Firdaus
11-10-2006, 12:55 PM
format_quote Originally Posted by IsaAbdullah
This is been posted like twice i think before.

Although I dont think a scholar would slap someone in the face I mean aint that Haram?

yea i too think so:?
but it kinda great:)
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