Killer Biscuits wanted for attempted murder

[thussain1]

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Linda Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

[amirah_87]

ass salaamu alaykum

LOL!!!....that's funny, you guys leave the blonde's alone man!!! ;D;D

*S------S* holding her brains in!!!!....WHAAAAAT!!

thanx for sharing that akhee!!..:peace:

[mysterious]

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Linda Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially p***ed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

lol~!

[umm-sulaim]

LOol poor her!

wasalaam

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[Muslim Soldier]

lol

[Mawaddah]

Oh Subhanallah!!! How Stooopid!! ;D ;D Poor woman!! ;D

[Khayal]

:uuh: :D

[ckerofilm]

who could be so stupid?

honestly...

[Azhar786]

who could be so stupid?

honestly...

lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Sunflower]

lol poor women... she would hve been soo embaressed later! hehe..holding her brains in lol lol:giggling:

[Azhar786]

lol poor women... she would hve been soo embaressed later! hehe..holding her brains in lol lol:giggling:

:sl:
be careful it could happen to u lol;D

:w:

[Sunflower]

^^ lol if i thought that my brains would fall out id doubt that id be sitting there id probably freak out and anyway wouldnt there be blood???

[Azhar786]

^^ lol if i thought that my brains would fall out id doubt that id be sitting there id probably freak out and anyway wouldnt there be blood???

:sl:
sis u dont think that at the time cause u in shock!!