The Wiseman

[Hisbul_Aziz]

This Is My halal fun thread
"notice i said my"


Anyway u just write ur question and ill answer them my halal fun way


If you have a serious problem dont ask There's A forum for that

[Fishman]

:sl:
Is this just a copy of Muezzin's thead?
:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:
Is this just a copy of Muezzin's thead?
:w:

No its mine :heated:

[Umar001]

Are you sure it's yours?

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[Fishman]

:sl:
Question #.2:
Why did you spell the topic title wrong?
:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Are you sure it's yours?

YEP

:sl:


Question #.2:
Why did you spell the topic title wrong?
:w:

Good Question..:rollseyes

[whitesoul]

ok i have a question what is the three things that Allah does not forgive??

[Umar001]

What is the waiting period on answers?

[Umar001]

YEP

Do you have a reciept?

[Kittygyal]

Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

oh kewl can i help you :D it was my plan in Muezzien thread for everyone to have a thread of there own like his so me help, oh i know you say YES your so kind shukran Akhi :p

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah!

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

ok i have a question what is the three things that Allah does not forgive??

Allah Is the most Merciful

What is the waiting period on answers?

Every 4-6 and u cant take me to court

Do you have a reciept?

Ummm uhh i lost it :rollseyes

Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

oh kewl can i help you :D

I need a 300 word essay:rollseyes to apply Jk Sure:D

[Kittygyal]

I need a 300 word essay:rollseyes to apply Jk Sure:D

Assalamualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

you need a "300" essay sure "mistress" now is this some kinda teacher/teacher lol :p

anywho how come you take soo long to reply :hiding: && are you jelouse of Muezzien ;D

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah!

walikumassalam warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Umar001]

Fo Shizzle My SIszzle when you gonna fly by and catch zzzz?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

anywho how come you take soo long to reply :hiding:

Its called a life :rollseyes

Fo Shizzle My SIszzle when you gonna fly by and catch zzzz?

This is interpitation at its best


for sheep my burning chese when are u gonna fly and catch zebras

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

What is the wisdom behind finding the true logical wisdom? :?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

What is the wisdom behind finding the true logical wisdom? :?

If i knew i would have wisdom :rollseyes

[united]

Originally Posted by whitesoul
ok i have a question what is the three things that Allah does not forgive??

Allah Is the most Merciful

not the right answer. and i dont think its right to joke about this question.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Originally Posted by whitesoul
ok i have a question what is the three things that Allah does not forgive??

Allah Is the most Merciful

not the right answer. and i dont think its right to joke about this question.

its was a question and how is it the wrong answer :?

[united]

they are shirk, kufr and tugyan (belittleing other people)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

they are shirk, kufr and tugyan (belittleing other people)

But tawbah is all ways open until the death bed
anyway

no spam

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

If i knew i would have wisdom :rollseyes

bummer, not even the creaator of the wise mans thread can aswer my questions!! :heated: imsad

[united]

obviously.
but once you die these things wil not be forgiven if you have not repented. and noone knows exactly when they will die

[united]

bummer, not even the creaator of the wise mans thread can aswer my questions!! :heated: imsad

true. to be a wiseman he must have wisdom :)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

bummer, not even the creaator of the wise mans thread can aswer my questions!! :heated: imsad

Reading and being a seeker of knowledge i guess

obviously.
but once you die these things wil not be forgiven if you have not repented. and noone knows exactly when they will die

i miss read


Allah Knows best

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

your guess good wise man isnt sufficient enough imsad imsad

[Hisbul_Aziz]

your guess good wise man isnt sufficient enough imsad imsad

Dont question my wisdom:grumbling

[united]

your guess good wise man isnt sufficient enough imsad imsad

stop picking on him. hes trying his best :D

[Hisbul_Aziz]

stop picking on him. hes trying his best :D

Barakallah at least someone has patience :mmokay:

[Helena]

erm i can see clearly wots gna happen to ur thread...

[Hisbul_Aziz]

erm i can see clearly wots gna happen to ur thread...

ummm....
Am blank :uhwhat

[Helena]

ur blank...

u shud be...watch out for da LI stuff....

wont be blank then....;D ;D ;D

[Hisbul_Aziz]

ur blank...

u shud be...watch out for da LI stuff....

wont be blank then....;D ;D ;D

Again No spam :rollseyes

[united]

back on topic.
whens the last time you had a great laugh and what was it over?

[Helena]

spam....

surely am not spaming...

am helping?...

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

Aye.,. a young man trying his luck on being a wise old man.. Good luck my young comrade.. you will need it ;)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

back on topic.
whens the last time you had a great laugh and what was it over?

ummmm....:rollseyes

Aye.,. a young man trying his luck on being a wise old man.. Good luck my young comrade.. you will need it

Is that a question

[united]

Aye.,. a young man trying his luck on being a wise old man.. Good luck my young comrade.. you will need it ;)

you also need good luck. youre spamming his thread, and being mean to him. he may decide to give u negative reps.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

you also need good luck. youre spamming his thread, and being mean to him. he may decide to give u negative reps.

Good Point :rollseyes

Now Some people need to just click off the halal fun section and go learn something then come back and ask questions

Advice:Go read some books if u want some wisdom saifadin

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

I might choose to give him too. Then I am not spamming, merely replying to what he answered me. I am sure he is at least wise enough to know what is expected and what is not.

Aye.,. a young man trying his luck on being a wise old man.. Good luck my young comrade.. you will need it

If this looks like a question, tell me. :)

Salam

[united]

Good Point :rollseyes

Now Some people need to just click off the halal fun section and go learn something then come back and ask questions

Advice:Go read some books if u want some wisdom saifadin

you didnt answer my question

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I might choose to give him too. Then I am not spamming, merely replying to what he answered me. I am sure he is at least wise enough to know what is expected and what is not.

If ur here to debate cause u dont have anything else to go find something to do

If i can say it any clearer tell me


Stop Spamming

[Hisbul_Aziz]

you didnt answer my question

What question:?

spam....

surely am not spaming...

am helping?...

Sorry some people are just getting me annoyed

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

I am spamming? that is the question

[united]

ummmm....:rollseyes



Is that a question

youre not very good at this are you?
i dont call the above an answer.
maybe you do need the good luck after all. :)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I am spamming

Firstly that is a statement which probably answerd the question u were asking ur self

[afriend]

Are you single? ;D lol!

Only joking of course..I'm not g*y :rollseyes

[Hisbul_Aziz]

youre not very good at this are you?
i dont call the above an answer.
maybe you do need the good luck after all. :)

sINCE U WANT An answer i guess when i figured out that saifudin was a guy that like to spam that spends to much time on the computer

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

Be wise, I asked a question.

[united]

Are you single? ;D lol!

Only joking of course..I'm not g*y :rollseyes

hey dont jump the queue.
1) my question about laughing
2) question about spamming
3) your question

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Are you single

Yep

[united]

sINCE U WANT An answer i guess when i figured out that saifudin was a guy that like to spam that spends to much time on the computer

do lame jokes like this really make you laugh?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Be wise, I asked a question.

I am spamming! is not a question

[Hisbul_Aziz]

do lame jokes like this really make you laugh?

umm yep :D

[united]

then i bet youre never sad. you find something to laugh at out of nothing. now thats what i call true wisdom. :p

[Hisbul_Aziz]

then i bet youre never sad. you find something to laugh at out of nothing. now thats what i call true wisdom. :p

yep i might even be laughing at this moment
also how i keep my patience with saif

[united]

i wouldnt doubt it

[Saifadin_Qutuz]

good man, I have put a question mark behind my statement, logic tell you it is a question then. If you lack logic , thats a different issue then.

I sense the devil is near.
Was the topic creator aware of the meaning of wisdom? or was he spamming? Has the age when men speak of knowledge but they know nothing come?

Contemplate, and let your heart be one with Gods creations. Seek the truth and the truth seeks to seek you. From calmness comes patience, from patience comes wisdom, and from wisdom, a man can distinguish what God favours and dislikes. Then again, God told us to get deeper in thought with his creations, you think, is there a wisdom behind that? there is my friend.. there is. :)

God help us all. Farewell
Alahuma kun ma3i wan9urni.
:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

[B]good man, I have put a question mark behind my statement, logic tell you it is a question then. If you lack logic , thats a different issue then.

Obviously u wont to start an ag\rgument so go spam another thread

[united]

Obviously u wont to start an ag\rgument so go spam another thread

nah hes just interrogating you and rightly so
any person who claims to be wise must be thoroughly vetted to confirm his claim of wisdom.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

nah hes just interrogating you and rightly so
any person who claims to be wise must be thoroughly vetted to confirm his claim of wisdom.

elaborate on that :rollseyes

[Mu'Min]

Is it me or are people gaining up on the wise man? ppl, stop questioning his wisdom and start playing the game!

[united]

whats with the rolleyes wiseman?
all im saying is that you have named yourself wiseman. this fact has"not been independantly verified" for the population of LI. so someone is carrying out this noble task.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is it me or are people gaining up on the wise man? ppl, stop questioning his wisdom and start playing the game!

At least someone understands

whats with the rolleyes wiseman?
all im saying is that you have named yourself wiseman. this fact has"not been independantly verified" for the population of LI. so someone is carrying out this noble task.

I didnt name myself that its the name of the thread

[united]

so who exactly is this wiseman?

[Helena]

woah..

mashalah this thread is already on 5th page...

i was wondering da same thing..who is da wiseman? and wot dse he do?

u knw back den...i was only joking.....jus to see ur reactions...

[united]

or is it just an oxymoron?
after all this is in the halal-fun section

[Woodrow]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

[united]

whats a woodchuck?

[Helena]

where did wiseman disappear to...cant accept his da wiseman..:rollseyes :rollseyes

[Woodrow]

whats a woodchuck?

Ask the [s]wiseguy[/s]

[united]

Ask the [s]wiseguy[/s]

lol

[Mu'Min]

so can we ask personal questions or is that pushing it?

[Helena]

so can we ask personal questions or is that pushing it?

u seriously asking that sis...or is it a joke?

the answer...is no.....astagfirulla...no...

thats wot i meant before...the threads more likely to get....

[Mu'Min]

most likely to get what? how personal do you think i'm gonna get? ... woah i'm not like that so calm down!

[Helena]

am not stating ur anything like that sis..

its jus a question session...asking any odd/funny question...

its not a personal thread...

sorry to offend ya sis....didnt mean anything to harm ya...

its jus a halaal fun thread....

[Mu'Min]

Don't even worry about it. Let's move on, eh.

[Helena]

Don't even worry about it. Let's move on, eh.

okay sis...

go ahead ur turn.....but da wiseman has gne offline?

[united]

shall i takeover for a while? im sure he wont mind

[Helena]

shall i takeover for a while? im sure he wont mind

erm...yeah go ahead......this thread must goo on....with/without him.....hope he dsnt mind...

[Mu'Min]

Sooo.... :rollseyes .................. you gonna start?

[united]

lol
i just found some arabic rap
check it out
http://www.islamicvideos.net/compone...259/Itemid,30/
(it does contain music)
what do you think?

[united]

This Is My halal fun thread
"notice i said my"


Anyway u just write ur question and ill answer them my halal fun way


If you have a serious problem dont ask There's A forum for that

i think people are supposed to ask questions...

[Hisbul_Aziz]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Could A woodchuck chuck wood

whats a woodchuck?

Something that chucks wood

so can we ask personal questions or is that pushing it?

depends :rollseyes

shall i takeover for a while? im sure he wont mind

Sorry its a two person thing

\/ /\

erm...yeah go ahead......this thread must goo on....with/without him.....hope he dsnt mind...

i think people are supposed to ask questions...

I guess so :rollseyes

[IB-Staff]

:sl:

This thread is not for idle chit chat or an opportunity for people to post what they like. Either there is a purpose or it shall be closed.

[Helena]

as ur back now...

wot kinda questions are we meant to ask?...am soo confused.....

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

This thread is not for idle chit chat or an opportunity for people to post what they like. Either there is a purpose or it shall be closed.

Its for people who have questions that wanna be solved :)



well except personal issues

[Helena]

:sl:

This thread is not for idle chit chat or an opportunity for people to post what they like. Either there is a purpose or it shall be closed.

erm...thats wot i meant before.....

[Mu'Min]

lol

(it does contain music)
what do you think?

LOL! Thanks for the warning... nice video.

[united]

two person thing?
who are the two people?
now im really confused.
do you have a split-personality disorder? or just a helper?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

two person thing?
who are the two people?
now im really confused.
do you have a split-personality disorder? or just a helper?

Someone asked :rollseyes

[Mu'Min]

wot kinda questions are we meant to ask?...am soo confused.....

ME TOO! I have no idea what kind of questions are appropriate for this thread!

*Plz excuse my spelling errors.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

ME TOO! I have no idea what kind of questions are appropriate for this thread!

*Plz excuse my spelling errors.

I already said that :D

[Helena]

okay let moi ask a question...

are u afraid of death? do u ever think of it?

[Woodrow]

Now that we have your attention. How many spoons of sugar should I put in my coffee, I hate sugar.

[united]

Now that we have your attention. How many spoons of sugar should I put in my coffee, I hate sugar.

put as little as you hate or as much as you love it

[Hisbul_Aziz]

okay let moi ask a question...

are u afraid of death? do u ever think of it?

Death is a factor and the only thing i can do to make it easier is to prepare for it

Now that we have your attention. How many spoons of sugar should I put in my coffee, I hate sugar.

If u hate sugar why put any or take coffe pills but keep them legal

put as little as you hate or as much as you love it

Ehm

[united]

sos.
not my thread. youve returned.

[Mu'Min]

Now that we have your attention. How many spoons of sugar should I put in my coffee, I hate sugar.

LOL! Why would you even add sugar if you hate it? Drink it sugarless(if that's a word) or maybe no one in their right mind would drink coffee without sugar! YUCK!!

[Helena]

LOL! Why would you even add sugar if you hate it? Drink it sugarless(if that's a word) or maybe no one in their right mind would drink coffee without sugar! YUCK!!

LOL sis...i have coffee without sugar and milk seriusly......

[Hisbul_Aziz]

This thread is rapidly increasing with costumer :lol:

alhamdulilah

[Mu'Min]

LOL sis...i have coffee without sugar and milk seriusly......

WOW! I don't think I could drink coffee in the first place, let alone without tons and I mean TONS of sugar!!

[Helena]

okay jazkas fo the reminder bro...

dont wanna get any warnings at all....

anyway good luck wid ur thread....

[Woodrow]

I do drink my coffee black, no milk, cream or sugar, I like to tell relatives I put in 6 spoons of sugar, but don't stir it.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I do drink my coffee black, no milk, cream or sugar, I like to tell relatives I put in 6 spoons of sugar, but don't stir it.

How bout do it urself the way u like it ;D

[Woodrow]

Is it true that Aardvark spelled backwards is very hard to pronounce.

[Mu'Min]

I have a question that no one ever gave a direct answer to... don't mean to ask stupid questions, but...
why did the chicken cross the road?

[Mu'Min]

Is it true that Aardvark spelled backwards is very hard to pronounce.

Uhh... kravdraa... you tell me.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is it true that Aardvark spelled backwards is very hard to pronounce.

Depends who u are

I have a question that no one ever gave a direct answer to... don't mean to ask stupid questions, but...
why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was suicidal

[Mu'Min]

Depends who u are

Because it was suicidal

you sound annoyed... are you?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

you sound annoyed... are you?

nope just need something to do i need to take an internet vacation some time

[Mu'Min]

Hey, here's a spin on your game... got any questions for us to answer? like brainteasers or riddles maybe?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

ok i guess i can be fair let u guyz answer some stuff


First One to answer gets a rep

A plane crashed that was full of men and ever single man died yet 5 remained

[Mu'Min]

Huh:? :? :? is that suppose to be a question??

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Huh:? :? :? is that suppose to be a question??

A plane crashed that was full of men and ever single man died yet 5 remained

...

[Mu'Min]

Oh... man I'm slow. I get it... I think. OK OK OK.... how can they all die if 5 remained... duH!

[Mu'Min]

Or wait... how can 5 remain if they all died?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

hint look at it closely word for word

[Mu'Min]

A plane crashed that was full of men and ever single man died yet 5 remained

Ok, is it a single man died but 5 remained?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Ok, is it a single man died but 5 remained?

every single man


i bet zAk knows this

[Mu'Min]

Dude that's what you wrote... either your riddle sucks... or I suck at riddles...
I think it's probably me...:giggling: I just can't get it.

[Mu'Min]

Ok, what it's a oxymoron... how can ppl survive if they all died?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Ok, what it's a oxymoron... how can ppl survive if they all died?

NOOO u give up

[Mu'Min]

Yes!

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Yes!

Ok did u notice that i said ever Single Man died and yet 5 remained
in other words all the single men died


ok now back to the Q&A

[Mu'Min]

LOL! Ok, sorry I suck at this... but are you sure you said it right... it looks a lil fishy to me....

[Mu'Min]

wait a min... I could have sworn I said that...

[Hisbul_Aziz]

LOL! Ok, sorry I suck at this... but are you sure you said it right... it looks a lil fishy to me....

NOPE

and i fink if u sign off and sign back on u become a full member now that u have more than 50 post

Enjoy being a full member :coolious:

[Mu'Min]

Thanks... but i had the riddle all along! Just didn't know how to say it.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Thanks... but i had the riddle all along! Just didn't know how to say it.

that what they all say :Evil:

[Mu'Min]

that what they all say :Evil:

I'm serious, but hey how come I'm still limited?:uhwhat

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I'm serious, but hey how come I'm still limited?:uhwhat

try signing out and signing back on or i think u have to wait for the admins or the supers to make u a full

[Mu'Min]

Thnx... any more riddles... lol.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Thnx... any more riddles... lol.

Umm


another plain crashed between the us and canada where were the survivers burried

[Mu'Min]

You can't burry survivors.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

You can't burry survivors.

Good look ur a full member


reps coming ur way

now i really need to take a break :uhwhat:

[Woodrow]

You can bury survivors, but they get very upset about it.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

You can bury survivors, but they get very upset about it.

lol

[The Ruler]

:sl:

was it muzzy's thread that really made you to create this thread :?...if someone asked before and you answered, answer it again...cause i aint going to read all the previous 9 pages :D

and errmm...your answers re kinda similar to muzzy'z :uuh: :uuh:

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

was it muzzy's thread that really made you to create this thread :?...if someone asked before and you answered, answer it again...cause i aint going to read all the previous 9 pages :D

and errmm...your answers re kinda similar to muzzy'z :uuh: :uuh:

:w:

no he is similar to me :rollseyes

[Mu'Min]

Sooo..... :rollseyes
Hey, I have a riddle...
There was a man who lived all alone for two months. One day he decided it was time to leave his house and so he turned of all the lights and left. As soon as he turned the lights off 99 people died. Why?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Sooo..... :rollseyes
Hey, I have a riddle...
There was a man who lived all alone for two months. One day he decided it was time to leave his house and so he turned of all the lights and left. As soon as he turned the lights off 99 people died. Why?

cuz they were allegergic to the dark :rollseyes

[Mu'Min]

cuz they were allegergic to the dark :rollseyes

Nice try... but not the correct answer.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Nice try... but not the correct answer.

i give up :uuh:

[Mu'Min]

LOL! Think of where he lives... what house is needed for providing light...
I think I gave you the answer right there.

[Hisbul_Aziz]

LOL! Think of where he lives... what house is needed for providing light...
I think I gave you the answer right there.

an electrical 1 :rollseyes

[united]

a lighthouse?

[Mu'Min]

Yeah... united way to go...
The guy lived in a lighthouse and so the ships couldn't see in the dark and they all collided!

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

hey brother..how do i put a light bulb on?..:rollseyes

i cannot sit in the dark for no longer...

i need to get some work done...

so yeh...lol..dats a question..:D :D

:w:

[Woodrow]

where is Wiseguy? I have an important question to ask him and my memory is too short. If I wait much longer I will forget the Question.

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

^^^:lol:

if i wait any longer i'll go blind!!!!..lol

:w:

[Mu'Min]

LOL Woodrow... why don't you just ask the question and he'll answer it when he comes back.

[Woodrow]

What Question?

[*noor]

where is Wiseguy? I have an important question to ask him and my memory is too short. If I wait much longer I will forget the Question.

i think that was the one that was being referred to

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

hey brother..how do i put a light bulb on?..:rollseyes

i cannot sit in the dark for no longer...

i need to get some work done...

so yeh...lol..dats a question..:D :D

:w:

get 1 of the scary lookin fish with the light on the top saves you alot of electricity

where is Wiseguy? I have an important question to ask him and my memory is too short. If I wait much longer I will forget the Question.

Wiseman Not wiseguy

^^^:lol:

if i wait any longer i'll go blind!!!!..lol

:w:

Cant wait you'll be just like steve wonder hope you have a singing voice :rollseyes

What Question?

When was the last time you went to the doctor ^o)

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

hahahahah...lol..@ steve wonder..:D

eerm am ok now coz its fixed!!!!whhoooo...lol..

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

hahahahah...lol..@ steve wonder..:D

eerm am ok now coz its fixed!!!!whhoooo...lol..

:w:

whats fixed :?

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

the light bulb..ddhhuuurrr....come on wise man wakey wakey!!!!

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

the light bulb..ddhhuuurrr....come on wise man wakey wakey!!!!

:w:

i knew that :exhausted

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:lol:..sowie if i offerend u..i'll stop now!!!!

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:lol:..sowie if i offerend u..i'll stop now!!!!

:w:

o i thought i offended u :uhwhat

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

hahahhaha....noooooooooooo :eek: :eek: :eek:

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

wOODROW you gonna ask the question

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

i got a questions...how do i shoot the rascles behind me..i.e. lil bro n ma nefus..lol..
got the ball thrown on my head constantly!!!!

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

i got a questions...how do i shoot the rascles behind me..i.e. lil bro n ma nefus..lol..
got the ball thrown on my head constantly!!!!

:w:

chuck it back chuck it back real hard

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

lol!!!

ur late a gain wiseman...its empty now everyone is gone!!!lol...

u need lessons to keep up with time!!!:lol:

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

lol!!!

ur late a gain wiseman...its empty now everyone is gone!!!lol...

u need lessons to keep up with time!!!:lol:

:w:

well umm yea its like umm called a life ]
where did they go what did u do to them ;D

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

lol yaaaaarrr get u brooovaaaa....

eeerm i shoot erm alll..lol...every single one of them!!!..hahahaha...

:w:

[Helena]

change this thread title to anything man wise person......

[Hisbul_Aziz]

change this thread title to anything man wise person......

dont get wise that my job :rollseyes

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

Thats a good wisdom if u cant shut em' up shoot em with an a.k 47

looooolz....yuup brother it helped!!!!!

:w:

[Woodrow]

Can you remember what question I was planning to ask? I forgot what it was.

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

i got a question... i cant sleeeppp....what should i do..:?...and plz nothing weird!!!:D

:w:

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

Can you remember what question I was planning to ask? I forgot what it was.

lol..too funny..:D

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

i got a question... i cant sleeeppp....what should i do..:?...and plz nothing weird!!!:D

:w:

Weird things is the only thing u can do theese days

Can you remember what question I was planning to ask? I forgot what it was.

umm isnt that ur job to remmember

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

my question is still un answered brother......:)

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

my question is still un answered brother......:)

:w:

Stand in the tub and throw in a radio that is pluged in to the electrical cord that will make u sleep for a long long long long time :rollseyes

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

hahahahah...i dont want to kill myself brother ..i still want to live..:)

naaah hoestly i caaant sleeeppp...

i think i should go do summat better...

what do u think brother?

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

my question is still un answered brother......:)

:w:

hahahahah...i dont want to kill myself brother ..i still want to live..:)

naaah hoestly i caaant sleeeppp...

i think i should go do summat better...

what do u think brother?

:w:

Umm that was my best one:rollseyes but sleeping pills are good as long as their legal and u dont overdose urself

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

lol..provide me some...i'll take it lol..

anything to put me to sleep
:w:

[Woodrow]

Is it true that if you Lay down very hard and use a slab of concrete for a pillow, you will fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow, ?

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

lol..brother ive tried that thats wh y come back out of bed n logged on to the foruim thinking staring at the screen will put me to sleep...

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is it true that if you Lay down very hard and use a slab of concrete for a pillow, you will fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow, ?

Try it and tell me :rollseyes

[IbnAbdulHakim]

have you ever been called a wise"ehheM" :p you kno what the ehhem means right :p a wise "wink wink" :p

[Hisbul_Aziz]

have you ever been called a wise"ehheM" :p you kno what the ehhem means right :p a wise "wink wink" :p

yea ehhem ehem

[Woodrow]

What time does the next bus leave for Roanoake, Va.?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

What time does the next bus leave for Roanoake, Va.?

.... no comment

[Woodrow]

Is a short circuit longer than a piece of string?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Is a short circuit longer than a piece of string?

Sure :rollseyes

[Pk_#2]

how do you spell that word? :S

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Why does this thread exist?

[Tania]

What kind of rocks are in your avatar:? Its a sculpture or what it is :-[

[Fishman]

What kind of rocks are in your avatar:? Its a sculpture or what it is :-[

:sl:
It's not a rock, its a snake! :D
:w:

[Tania]

:sl:
It's not a rock, its a snake! :D
:w:

ohh, now i see his head :-[

[Muslim Knight]

You know by skimming this thread I was wondering if this MuslimBot the dumb chatterbot "risen in the flesh". Scares the crap out of me with the fact that I have to contend with yet another dumb computer program masquerading as a person. Except the this time it has taken more lively username and avatar.

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

wow brother i mamanged to sleep peacfully...
thanx for the advice..lol...:D
it worked!!!!!!

:w:

[lyesh]

whats tht on top of ur head????

[The Ruler]

:sl:

ya know...maybe...just maybe this thread might work...

:D

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

how do you spell that word? :S

kdlsfajknn dfa

Why does this thread exist?

Why do you exist

:sl:

wow brother i mamanged to sleep peacfully...
thanx for the advice..lol...:D
it worked!!!!!!

:w:

Its a shame you woke up JK

whats tht on top of ur head????

Are you lick stalking me or something

:sl:

ya know...maybe...just maybe this thread might work...

:D

:w:

Maybe Just Maybe

[The Ruler]

:sl:

i know the answers are original but since we have similar answers from muzzy it just dont seem right here :)...why dont you have a different way in answering peepz...maybe that will increase thread popularity :happy:

no offence :)

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

i know the answers are original but since we have similar answers from muzzy it just dont seem right here :)...why dont you have a different way in answering peepz...maybe that will increase thread popularity :happy:

no offence :)

:w:

different as in

[The Ruler]

different as in

the way you deal with questions...the way you answer them...make it different :)...get meh? :p

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

the way you deal with questions...the way you answer them...make it different :)...get meh? :p

:w:

example

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

Its a shame you woke up JK

:uuh: :uuh: :uuh: yaaah...
nasty...thats one voter down 4 u...:D

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:uuh: :uuh: :uuh: yaaah...
nasty...thats one voter down 4 u...:D

:w:

whyaewbt aby of u voting for me imsad

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

^^ok what was that again lol....:)

:w:

[The Ruler]

example

:sl:

if i give you one, that would me 'my' example...:p...make your own :)...try and be different :D

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

^^ok what was that again lol....:)

:w:

what was what :rollseyes

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

shuuuushhh...:heated: :heated:

ok nxt question: how do i keep my feet warm apart from wearing socks coz i fall down the stairs if i wear socks...*ooppppssIIee*and end up with loadsa bruises..:rollseyes :rollseyes
:w:

[Hijaabi22]

This Is My halal fun thread
"notice i said my"


Anyway u just write ur question and ill answer them my halal fun way


If you have a serious problem dont ask There's A forum for that

lol was wonderin wat this thread was all bout

[------]

Why does this thread exist?

Why do you exist

O...K.... :-\ . I fink I'll stik wiv Muezzin Bhai's thread. (At least he aint mean!!!) :offended:

:w:

[Tania]

I think sis Glacier gave you a good idea saying you should be different, find a small spot which is not taken yet and make it to be yours.
right now we have :

• bro Muezzin, Minaz and Aamirsaab thread consisting in random question and answers;
• bro zAk corner where are the jokes - at one point it was more about women and their place in society :uhwhat ;
• bro Ferrari corner which is more about his life - and his veiw over certain aspects of life
• and here we have the last entry your thread :)

Now you should give it a new direction :)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I think sis Glacier gave you a good idea saying you should be different, find a small spot which is not taken yet and make it to be yours.
right now we have :

• bro Muezzin, Minaz and Aamirsaab thread consisting in random question and answers;
• bro zAk corner where are the jokes - at one point it was more about women and their place in society :uhwhat ;
• bro Ferrari corner which is more about his life - and his veiw over certain aspects of life
• and here we have the last entry your thread :)

Now you should give it a new direction :)

O.K :uhwhat

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:ace: 212 reply ;)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Now taking offers for a helper for this thread

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Kitty is in da house to help ya :D :D

do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

:o

ur gonna help me wiv MYYYY thread,

hehe

i wna help,

wat is this thread about, is it a duplicate of Muzzy minzy thread?

[Kittygyal]

:o

ur gonna help me wiv MYYYY thread,

hehe

i wna help,

wat is this thread about, is it a duplicate of Muzzy minzy thread?

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

have you got a thread aswel where:?

&& this is like a joke thread like muzzy's && Minaz thread

&& this is MY thread && Khalid :X :hiding:

do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

nope

THIS is mine and khalids!

:(

init? lol

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Since were having a little fight i'll take 50 word page essay for the spot

[Kittygyal]

nope

THIS is mine and khalids!

:(

init? lol

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

you mean SNOWY'S && KHALIDS! :uuh:

anywho so where's Khalid gone we need him here to ask him what we need to do in this thread as it's kinda dull && dead :uhwhat

do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

TJ and Khalids*

:oS

50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O

hehe yeee yeeaa

[Kittygyal]

Since were having a little fight i'll take 50 word page essay for the spot

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off,
P.S ME THINK THATS MORE THAN 50 :X
do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

Muezzin* start*

All in all a good essay baby sis :)

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off, anywho so people come and ask many questions and then inshallah myself and khalid will answer them so go ahead,this is Jodie and and this is her thread if anyone messes with her she is going to get her cats to grip ya so don't mess anywho in this thread you can do anything for example ask any questions and then my self and Khalid will answer them and lets make this thread alive and not dull and dead because we wana beat muezzine so lets strat off,
P.S ME THINK THATS MORE THAN 50 :X
do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Even though u repeated things a million times lets c if anyone else has something ;D

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Mr Wise man what is this thread for:?
&& TJ who you calling a 'baby sis' *ahem* lol :X

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

.........................

look like kitty has no comeptition so she wins the spot by default

[Kittygyal]

look like kitty has no comeptition so she wins the spot by default

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

okay whateva,

anywho so what do we do in this thread MR:?

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Mr Wise man what is this thread for:?
&& TJ who you calling a 'baby sis' *ahem* lol :X

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

:ooh: !!
:mmokay:.............
im sad now snowy imsad

[Kittygyal]

:ooh: !!
:mmokay:.............
im sad now snowy imsad

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

never mind TJ it happens you'l get over it inshallah :X

anywho Mr Wise Man i have a question for you, are you a really wise man :uuh: lol

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Pk_#2]

wiseman, ur sidekik int very nice is she....hmmpt!

[Kittygyal]

wiseman, ur sidekik int very nice is she....hmmpt!

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Mr wiseman have you got a low life:? (in one of thy post you posted it's about life sumet like at lol)

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

Mr wiseman have you got a low life:? (in one of thy post you posted it's about life sumet like at lol)

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

ummm if u mean low crime rate life no

wiseman, ur sidekik int very nice is she....hmmpt!

Depends how u look at it

anywho so what do we do in this thread MR:?

You answer people most thought of question they ask even how weird it is ;D

[Kittygyal]

ummm if u mean low crime rate life no


Depends how u look at it





You answer people most thought of question they ask even how weird it is ;D

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

ROFL! ;D :D

have you ever been to America:? if yes did you see W.Bush :hiding:

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

ROFL! ;D :D

have you ever been to America:? if yes did you see W.Bush :hiding:

Walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

First of all i live in america second of all if i did no one else wud see him after that lol jk

[Maimunah]

good quetsion sis
n yea if u were to meet bush.. what would u do n how how would react:D

wasalaam

[Hisbul_Aziz]

good quetsion sis
n yea if u were to meet bush.. what would u do n how how would react:D

wasalaam

ur not supposed to say stuff like that online there's something called cia :rollseyes :rollseyes

NEXT

[Maimunah]

lol:D i gota
ma bad
sorry:)

[Mu'Min]

ur not supposed to say stuff like that online there's something called cia :rollseyes :rollseyes

NEXT

I don't think she meant it like that... or did she?

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I don't think she meant it like that... or did she?

~Did She?~

[Mu'Min]

^ Huh?

[Sum-Muslim-Gal]

:sl:

wiseman am back!!::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ok i gotta question ...what do i do with weird peeps on msn @ this time...lol...absolutley crazy..what u think bro...lol

postman pat or cinderela..?

pink or lilac..?

hows the weather?........

oooooohh....here wwwweee goo agaain..crazzinesss back..:D:D:D

wasalam

[Hisbul_Aziz]

wiseman am back!!::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yippe:uuh:

ok i gotta question ...what do i do with weird peeps on msn @ this time...lol...absolutley crazy..what u think bro...lol

Find Them And Kill all ev 'em when i say all of them mean write down to every
ash

postman pat or cinderela..?

Cinderela

pink or lilac..?

Popsicle

hows the weather?........

Dark foggy dreary depressing :uhwhat

oooooohh....here wwwweee goo agaain..crazzinesss back..:D:D:D

I'm feeling crazy already :grumbling

[The Ruler]

:sl:

why you going crazy for :uuh:...you aint the wiseman anymore then are you :D:D:D

:w:

[Hisbul_Aziz]

:sl:

why you going crazy for :uuh:...you aint the wiseman anymore then are you :D:D:D

:w:

Going crazy is the wise thing to do it relives stress :rollseyes

[Helena]

huh utterly confused...going crazy....relieves stress...:cry: :uuh: :cry: :uuh: ....this is odd.....surely......am simply getting confused....

is wiseman going crazy?:uuh: :cry: :uuh: :cry: :uuh:

[Mu'Min]

I have a Q... you like popcorn? I like popcorn... until it gets in my teeth!

[chacha_jalebi]

lol this threads heavy :p :p

now now

why does it says account disabled lol :p when your account aint disabled?

are you superman?

are you batman?

are my friend :p

please answer all questions :p:D:D:D:D

[Rou]

Whats more evil than the devil and greater than god?

What does a rich man want that a poor man has?

If you eat it you will die?

----------------------------------------------------------

Oh and also whats the answer to life?

[Kittygyal]

First of all i live in america second of all if i did no one else wud see him after that lol jk

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

SNOWY IS BACK IN DA HOUSE SO PLEASE STAND UP!!!!! :D :D

oh mashallah i wana go back :cry:

why are you so lucky to live in U.S? :cry:

do you live in Chicy (Chicago)?imsad

why do you wana do such a crime for:?

do me a favour remember em in your Du3'ah, shukran

walikumassalm warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

[Hisbul_Aziz]

I have a Q... you like popcorn? I like popcorn... until it gets in my teeth!

I like pop a(as u brits and candians say) and i like corn but not popcorn

is wiseman going crazy

No, but if i was you would need to ask the doctor

lol this threads heavy :p :p

No, i can bench it

why does it says account disabled lol :p when your account aint disabled?

Because umm maybe it is

are you superman?

are you batman?

are my friend :p

please answer all questions :p:D:D:D:D

The little mermaid

Whats more evil than the devil and greater than god?

umm uhh nothing :rollseyes

What does a rich man want that a poor man has?

Super Flying monkeys

If you eat it you will die?

Umm i dont think u can eat them or it wouldnt taste that good

Oh and also whats the answer to life?

3

SNOWY IS BACK IN DA HOUSE SO PLEASE STAND UP!!!!! :D :D

Whos snowy

oh mashallah i wana go back :cry:

Realy i wanted to leave

why are you so lucky to live in U.S? :cry:

Im lucky i thought i was cursed :rollseyes

do you live in Chicy (Chicago)?imsad

No up up north in lewiston Maine

why do you wana do such a crime for:?

Its called humor


P.s. aren't you suppose to be answering questions