At Work

[Yasmine018]

:sl:

At Work

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK....you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON.........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK....you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee
on the seat.

IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanti ng to get
out.
AT WORK .........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

:w:

[abdur_Rahmaan]

heh

[DigitalStorm82]

lol... wonder what will happen if I print copies of this and place it all over the office lol

[Mu'Min]

LOL! That's funny... but if you ask me work is waaayyy better than prison. What a way to make it sound nice though. Good one sis... priceless!;D

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[Mu'Min]

lol... wonder what will happen if I print copies of this and place it all over the office lol

:giggling: Don't do it if you value your job!

[mohammed farah]

LOL! That's funny... but if you ask me work is waaayyy better than prison. What a way to make it sound nice though. Good one sis... priceless!;D

go on i dare you :giggling: . nah im just kidding dont do it if you want to get payed.:D

[Younus]

LOL ;D

Life is difficult for all :rollseyes :)

:w:

[The Ruler]

:sl:

prison...work...same thing to me...its on the surface of the planet earth...not much of a difference there...the world's a prison for us muslims...so whether at prison or at work.....you're always in prison...get meh :? :?

i dont make sense do i :D:D:D:D

[Mu'Min]

:sl:

prison...work...same thing to me...its on the surface of the planet earth...not much of a difference there...the world's a prison for us muslims...so whether at prison or at work.....you're always in prison...get meh :? :?

i dont make sense do i :D:D:D:D

No, I get you... but if the whole world is prison... wouldn't you want to be a bit more free? Prison is what it is... prison!:giggling: I mean there's no freedom there, plus at work you get paid... do something with that... at prison you work with no pay... what the heck! Where's the sense in that?

[Nablus]

thats true but freedom has no price



best regards