hehehe...A mind of a Bangladeshi!..hehehe

[Helena]

:w:

hope this thread is not offensive(well am bengali)...found nothing offensive....its just funny i guess....

erm if its unappropriate for this forum please close it....

A STORY OF Bangladeshi IN AMERICA

A Bangladeshi man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Bangladesh on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Bangladeshi man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything
checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Bangladeshi for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Bangladeshi returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Bangladeshi replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Bangladeshi's .......



hehehehehehehe..hahahahahahahahahaha:D :D :D :D

:sl:

[Naheezah]

lol dat was very smart ...btw any ppl frm bangladesh here?!

[FollowingAlhuda]

Ever heard of ''the forrest gate rate'' ?

It was horrible!!!
It's about a Bangladeshi brother that got shot at in his own home by the London police...with no reason!!

Wanna read more about it?

[Skillganon]

Well I think their is plenty of Bangladeshi from England and elsewhere (Check the MISC language section), and I think we got one bro from Bangladesh (Dakha).

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[Muslim Knight]

^

Skillganon is a Bangladeshi... ark no! *struggles to free himself from Skillganon*.. no you have to tell them th... *smack!* Ow! He is a Bang.. *Evades a swipe from Skillganon*

[IbnAbdulHakim]

bangladeshi's can be that smart eh :p hehe ;D

[Helena]

Ever heard of ''the forrest gate rate'' ?

It was horrible!!!
It's about a Bangladeshi brother that got shot at in his own home by the London police...with no reason!!

Wanna read more about it?

yeah read about it/seen it....ya Allah........surely the evildoers turned out to be wrong as usual...as we have mercy of Allah(swt) on us...inshAllah.....

[FollowingAlhuda]

yeah read about it/seen it....ya Allah........surely the evildoers turned out to be wrong as usual...as we have mercy of Allah(swt) on us...inshAllah.....

Awfull ha! His story really touched me. And the way he is telling it. The evildoers didn't even learn their lesson..noo they accused him from something more awfull then ever.

He is a real strong brother Masha Allah...

[jzcasejz]

That Bengali Man Is Kinda Smart...'Khom Nhai' For A Bengali...:P

[zanjabeela]

:sl:
That was funny lol. The first time I ever read it, it was about a "Lebanese" man...

[Islam_Rocks]

:sl:
I am bengali and am also new. Where can i find this article on the bangladeshi man you guys are all talking about.:salambox:

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

LOL jokaaaa.. c uz bengaliz r smart 2222222 :p

[Al-Hanbali]

:sl:

LOL.....what a joka.....smart though :)

[afriend]

lol...Nice one...Bangladeshis always number 1 at 'dui nombori kham' :p

thanks sis.

Ma'salaam.

[- Qatada -]

:salamext:


lol haaaa! [the paki/bengali/indi way] :eek: he shouldn't deal in interest :p

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

LOLLL :p o welll!

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

Ever heard of ''the forrest gate rate'' ?

It was horrible!!!
It's about a Bangladeshi brother that got shot at in his own home by the London police...with no reason!!

Wanna read more about it?

itz raid lol.. and where did dat cum 4rm sis :p

[afriend]

The man, was a close friend of my grandfather...They were so close. Subhanallah. They lived like a few minutes away.

[Helena]

lol...Nice one...Bangladeshis always number 1 at 'dui nombori kham' :p

thanks sis.

Ma'salaam.

LOL...soo true lil bro......amra itat maze bale....surri bhuddi.....

[Al-Hanbali]

:sl:

LOL...soo true lil bro......amra itat maze bale....surri bhuddi.....

lol.....u got anymore sis? :)

[Helena]

:sl:




lol.....u got anymore sis? :)

nope...not at the moment.....dekhmu ne.....:coolalien (nice similies felt like adding it)......:shade: ......

[MusLiM 4 LiFe]

lol koi thaki itha afne anoin?

[Mustafa Sharif]

Salam,
Inne.. haha this picture is funny man..

from:iqram

[M2A^AKIB^]

lol dat was very smart ...btw any ppl frm bangladesh here?!

heeree...

that was good. although a bangladeshi with a ferrari sounds out of this world.

[jzcasejz]

heeree...

that was good. although a bangladeshi with a ferrari sounds out of this world.

HAHA, That's Class Bro :happy: Good One :D

[Kittygyal]

salmualikum.
lol a bangali In America wow kewl lol never seen one tho no offence to anyone inshallah :)
Ma'assalama

[The Ruler]

:sl:

am i the only one....i dont get the joke :mmokay:

someone explain :-\

:w:

[Lina]

:sl:

It might as well be a frenchman, dutchman, american etc.

I'll just change the bangladeshi part and make him a dutch......


woman..


Ok?

[Al-Hanbali]

:sl:

:sl:

am i the only one....i dont get the joke :mmokay:

someone explain :-\

:w:

Basically sis, the multi-millionaire guy took out a loan for his holiday, and smartly exchanged his Ferrari as security.

When he returned, he paid the loan back and the interest, $15, hence using the bank as a cheap but safe car park. :)

[snakelegs]

good one!

[Muslim Woman]

I seek refuge in Allah (The One God) from the Satan (devil) the cursed, the rejected

With the name of ALLAH (swt) -The Bestower Of Unlimited Mercy, The Continously Merciful


Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuh (May the peace, mercy and blessings of Allah be upon you)

&&

lol dat was very smart ...btw any ppl frm bangladesh here?!

---yap :statisfie :)

How can i write in Bangla here ? :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

HAHA, That's Class Bro :happy: Good One :D

LOL YE i missed that one LOL ;D

[Abdul-Raouf]

:awesome:Supreb one..

[Periwinkle18]

lol that was funny

[mohammed farah]

:w:

hope this thread is not offensive(well am bengali)...found nothing offensive....its just funny i guess....

erm if its unappropriate for this forum please close it....

A STORY OF Bangladeshi IN AMERICA

A Bangladeshi man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Bangladesh on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Bangladeshi man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything
checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Bangladeshi for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Bangladeshi returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Bangladeshi replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Bangladeshi's .......



hehehehehehehe..hahahahahahahahahaha:D :D :D :D

:sl:

lol nice one :thumbs_up

[Musaafirah]

:sl:
HAHA! That was so funny! LOL! Man I wish I had as much brains (muddlehea)..though isn't it haraam to deal with interest? :p
:w:

[HIJABI***]

i dont get y didnt he just park it up sumwhere for free......... or am i just being stupid as usual.....lolzzzzzz

[UmmHasan]

salaam
hehe
lol
bangladeshi's r smart???? who knows robably r
ur sis in islam
Hafsah

[enaya]

lol (budi in a bangladeshi)

[ali tashfain]

:sl:
:D

[waji]

A Pakistani man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Pakistan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Pakistani man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh :D at the Pakistani.
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there





Two weeks later, the Pakistani returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled^o):?.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a multi millionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?



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"Where else in New York City can I park my car
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and expect it to be there when I return'"

:coolalien:coolalien:coolalien:coolalien:coolalien

Ah, the mind of the Pakistani..

[justahumane]

Its very sharp indeed

[JoshD1991]

Yes, nice joke. :D

[-Elle-]

LOL! Nice!

[zanjabeela]

:sl:
You know what I like about this joke? I've read it where it was about the Lebanese and I think Russian, and probably a few others. You know what it proves? The Pakistani mind is the same as any other mind! :D

[Musaafirah]

^^ Oh yah! i got it in an email about the Indian mind. Lol.

[nadia85]

lol was funny pretty cool

[Yanal]

New yorks not safe? Haha nice one.

[PeaceSeeker]

mashaa Allah
um a bangladeshi too living in (dhaka) bangladesh

[MO783]

this was funny

[MO783]

^^ Oh yah! i got it in an email about the Indian mind. Lol.

have u still got the email ?

[kjra]

heheehee nice one! :D

[*KB*]

lol dat was very smart ...btw any ppl frm bangladesh here?!

:sl:

:bump1:

:thumbs_up;D:giggling: Yeh Yeh

:sl:
*KB*