israeli joke...

[Dawud_uk]

a jewish man is flying into london from israel and is asked to answer some questions at the airport.

tells them his age, name, country of origin etc.

then the immigration official says : "occupation?"

Israeli tourest: "no i am just visiting"

[sevgi]

why dnt i get it? am i dumb?:confused:

[FBI]

:sl:

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

[sevgi]

im serious...i dnt get it...imsad

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[afriend]

ok neither me.

[sevgi]

woohooo...frend...:D

[Malaikah]

:sl:

He thought the guy was asking whether he wanted to occupy the UK in the same way they occupy Palestine...

Took me a few seconds to get it... :D

[afriend]

oh i see...lol quite funny after you get it.

[sevgi]

ooooooooooooooo...............

thats what i was thinking it cud mean...but i thought its not funny enough that way....:hiding:

[sevgi]

thanks sis:) u make me happy:D

[Umar001]

I got it. Hmmm.

[ژاله]

hilarious!;D;D;D

[Naheezah]

lol cool joke hope there r no israeli ppl around here...no offence made though :p

[IbnAbdulHakim]

a jewish man is flying into london from israel and is asked to answer some questions at the airport.

tells them his age, name, country of origin etc.

then the immigration official says : "occupation?"

Israeli tourest: "no i am just visiting"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NICE ONE!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D